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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by kronkykay(m): 10:29pm On Dec 02, 2007
coz all turks have been placed under house arrest
awaiting trial on the 25th of dec.
and those who cant be judged by then, will have to face the jury on the 1st of jan '08.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 11:14pm On Dec 02, 2007
@kronkykay You got that right bro.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 11:27pm On Dec 02, 2007
Dont doubt 25th of dec turkey man is going nowhere.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 9:27am On Dec 03, 2007
walks in quietly to see the destruction that has been done on my beloved's name

what a defammation fo character am going to sue right away

@mig and saucekid
plz u people should track this foryouigo[i][/i] guy am sure he is one of those multiple ID guys in NLD

@Ituen
darlinggggggggggggggggggg come and defend urself nah
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Nobody: 9:32am On Dec 03, 2007
@mig and saucekid
plz u people should track this foryouigo[i][/i] guy am sure[b] he is one of those multiple ID guys in NLD[/b]
hmmmm, cheesy
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 9:47am On Dec 03, 2007
Guys all the turks' re fcu!<ing going down on dec 25, they would be sent prison at (u know where). And any runner turk wuld be held pending until the the next trail date *which we all know*
Guys this is going to be fun.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 11:37am On Dec 03, 2007
i've already gotten a subpoena from the supreme court against all turkeys grin grin grin

life sentence with no option of parole
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by ademiller(f): 12:23pm On Dec 03, 2007
shocked now the mystery of the missing goat is left unsolved, now the diversion is over to the TURKEYS. *shakes head in pity for the Mr Turkey* ITUENNNNNNN defend thyself from such atrocities. grin
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:29pm On Dec 03, 2007
hehe
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 1:32pm On Dec 03, 2007
@tessybaby n ademiller: am sorry to say this, but ITUEN has been denied bail.
He is still in KIRIKIRI i will also make sure he is denied trial. Na my guy i no mind dey buy am Mr Biggs' everyday, as long as he remains there.
grin
@tessybaby Am sorry for all these, but this GOAT was very dear to me.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 2:01pm On Dec 03, 2007
@benjay
u must surely pay for this
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 2:11pm On Dec 03, 2007
@tessybaby It seems you are an accomplice. From the way you are talking, you follow chop the goat meat.
Rumour has it that you personally prepared the goat meat peppersoup.
But the authenticity of this allegation is not yet confirmed by the press.
If you are found Guilty, I swear walahi, i will also lock you up and throw away the key.
Don't think you can pay in Kind oooooooo.
Justice must take its full course.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 3:46pm On Dec 03, 2007
justice!
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by ademiller(f): 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2007
@ben, not fair, u shoulda let him defend hisself, this is false accusation in the highest order, i object, release ITUEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, tessy are u wit me?
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2007
NLDers turn into an angry mob and keeps chanting:
JUSTICE! JUSTICE!! JUSTICE!!!
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 3:53pm On Dec 03, 2007
"Justice", naah it aint avialable in nigeria. I think u better go search someplace else, coz in Nigeria, money can do anything.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 3:56pm On Dec 03, 2007
$$-B£N-$$ enters room to address the NLD crowd.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 3:59pm On Dec 03, 2007
justice!!
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 4:15pm On Dec 03, 2007
WTF!

coupla hours i left and it has already turned into a mob thing shocked shocked

calls in SWAT<FBI AND CIA to restore order
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 4:21pm On Dec 03, 2007
@migines
don't forget u also ate the stolen goat
if they don't release Ituen eh everybody weh him chop da goat go purge for 7 days
na me talk am
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by deekseen(m): 4:26pm On Dec 03, 2007
Damn! we got a goat thief already?
First of all, some people said things about santa being satan (though i've not received anything from him) and now there's a goat thief? How bad can this Xmas get? People are doing stuffs to deny us of xmas fun. na wa o.
Ituen, come out of your haven and defend yourself.
Dem don buy goat keep for lag for me wey i go use celebrate xmas ooo.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 4:33pm On Dec 03, 2007
tessybaby:

@migines
don't forget u also ate the stolen goat
if they don't release Ituen eh everybody weh him chop da goat go purge for 7 days
na me talk am

pure lie, the goat sweet but make ituen come defend himself

although gan,e no even get choice of parole
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by aristole(m): 4:38pm On Dec 03, 2007
you self,next time you will go to any nearby licensing office,register it,collect the particulars and the plate nos.my neighbour succeded in getting her lost cow only because he has done that
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 5:04pm On Dec 03, 2007
aristole:

you self,next time you will go to any nearby licensing office,register it,collect the particulars and the plate nos.my neighbour succeded in getting her lost cow only because he has done that

now this is one carzy muda fuc!<er
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 5:42pm On Dec 03, 2007
@aristole Oloshi, because they register goats in your village.
For those of you that are calling on ITUEN, ona no dey hear say im dey PRISON ?
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by dele9000(m): 5:44pm On Dec 03, 2007
I'm very sure ituen's planning a major jail break just like micheal scofield. . .
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 5:51pm On Dec 03, 2007
@tess
c me c trouble o
woz my own? U came to d office and sed i should take goat meat pepper soup should i av asked if ur hubby stole d goat?
But not to wory, i'll tell my lawyer to convince the judge that ituen is mentally unstable and they should send him to a phycho home so he wunt go to prison. But dat is only possible if ben gvs him chance 4 a court hearing.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 5:58pm On Dec 03, 2007
@dele9000 Jail break indeed. You think say na yankee you dey. I doubt if this guy don visit KIRIKIRI before.
Man Scofield could plan a jail break because he was fed well in prison.
Tell me hw ITUEN (wey na straw full im head before) go fit escape prison with empty stomach.
If you really care for him, better go visit am now with beans before him die there.

@Migs, Na clem face i dey look ooo, you get mind dey talk for my presence say you follow chop the meat abi ?
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 6:27pm On Dec 03, 2007
@ben
na ur sweet goat sef i deh consider wen i neva send u go jail.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 6:31pm On Dec 03, 2007
Seriously speaking, i once heard of a guy who's neighbour waz arrested and he went to ask wat happened. For one reason or d oda, he waz detained and put in cell 4 nine mths.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by ademiller(f): 6:58pm On Dec 03, 2007
Seriously speaking, i once heard of a guy who's neighbour waz arrested and he went to ask what happened. For one reason or d oda, he waz detained and put in cell 4 nine mths.



migines where that one take happen, for naija here abi where?
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 7:02pm On Dec 03, 2007
9ja

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