@clem
hi honnie hw u duin?

Migines:

I,showbobo and tessy went to luk for material to make d goat end up in our stomach. But before we came bak, ituen had bolted wit d goat. Last we heard waz that he lodged into an hotel wit d goat.

Haba Migines!!!! how can Ituen kidnap a dead goat to a hotel nah?
is dat possible?

I use to think it waz impossible, but now i knw better.

@tessybaby  From the evidence provided my Migs, ITUEN was caught wanking my goat,

I will not spare that boy,

But i am confused now because since i locked him up, no one has even bothered to ask about his upkeep or release. The bobo self no even dey complain. Seems ituen didn't even have a house and i just gave him free accomodation @ KIRIKIRI.  

@ben
re:ist paragraph

GBAM!

To everyone else, the goat waz tasty, but to ITUEN, it waz sexy.

I think we shud blame that on tessy.

Its no xactly her fault now. The girl try fine but ituen dozn av eyes for d female specie.

which tessy?
don't just call my name
all i know is dat mig and showbobo
brought a goat for me to cook
and i did. we all ate the goat.
Ituen is suffering for nothing
eventhough he ate the goat
i did not tell him the true story
is it my fault that i can cook well.

Did ituen lie to u or u're just covering up 4 him.

Migines:

Did ituen lie to u or u're just covering up 4 him.

i wonder ooooooooo

It beats my imagination why i haven't locked up Tessybaby, because from all indications and ramifications, she is an accomplice to ITUEN in this GOAT theft.

But i tire to lock am up because ITUEN wey i lock since, nobody don come to bail am or negotiate im release. the bobo no even dey complain, from the look of things, im dey enjoy the place. Reports reaching me now is that ITUEN was homeless and i just gave him free accomodation @ KIRIKIRI.

So i think Tessy too wan use scope collect free accomodation, abi wetin ona think

Lets face it,
everyone here is guilty.
listening to what Tess, Migs and others said,
i think they are not straightforward

*bennie . . . . from wetin jeff talk now,he is an accomplice to this crime*

@saucechild
watch your mouth

^{whispering in saucekid's ear,}
_{i fe gun your head}

@saucekid

^{showing saucechild what i've got.}

@saucekid You are right man christmas gun. lol

Have you guys not found the lost goat yet?

Ben, here r the listed people whose eaten ur goating.
(1) MIGINES- the hostile, ituen was innocent.
(2) ITUEN- he was innocent, but screwed the goat. He found it sexy.
(3) SHOWBOBO- migs accomplise.
(4) kronkay- scared da goat outta ur mud house.
(5)CLEMCY- persuaded migs to kidnap the scared goat.
(6)TESSYBABY- the chef, who slaughtered ur goat. Your goat died in a delicious way. It was broiled and stewed was later served hot.
(7) SAUCEKID- sniped da hell outta ur goat.
(MR TURKEY- held ur goat and is still holding ur goat captive in their stomach's.
The names of other people who came to the party where ur goat was served are, Ademiller, biggerboy, emperoh. I am the only one so far wit clean hands.

^{ben enters the room with osama bin laden and the talibans,
,
goes through the list of culprits, And orders for their immediate execution.}

Before your are all bombed, do you have any last wishes ?

I dont think so, just go on wit da bombing.

tope_teadr:

I am the only one so far wit clean hands.

the main criminal

Oh my God all of ona here be like suspects,
_{inorder not to loose both ways,}

Abeg Tessybaby, the pepper soup remain ?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

*e dey my freezer*

i purposely remained it for you

Snatch's the pepper soup and drinks it all

*saucekid, this tastes like sh!t*.

Ur laps should be enough.

ben~jay:

Oh my God all of ona here be like suspects,
_{inorder not to loose both ways,}

Abeg Tessybaby, the pepper soup remain ?

long throat!! na food go kill you

@ topic
                   Christmas Goat Missing _banned

    A goat wandered in2 my barracks the oda day!!!
A weird lookin brown goat, said Migines is his Dad , tessybaby his mum, tope teadr his elda bros, sauce kid his youngr bro, Turkey his cousin , ituen his best frnd and ben~jay by name, disfuctional family hunh??
Anyway, he's bin lockd up 4 safe keepin, com get him anytime,
Tank u!!!