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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by jeffcom(m): 8:43am On Dec 18, 2007
weird looking goat, resembles gunpoint. grin grin grin

how come tope teadr has the lists of those who
slaughtered your goat?

benjay, i think this should be the end of this horror movie.
since you've joined hand in the criminal act by eating the
pepper soup N goat.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 9:01am On Dec 18, 2007
This not a movio o, ituen wanked ben's goat reAlity.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by bourne: 9:04am On Dec 18, 2007
Na Wa oooooooo,

After reading all this,i think nothing is safe is this country anymore,am begining to have a feeling that my goat isn't safe either.Ben you really dissappoint me for asking for that pepper soup.At first i was enjoying your action by getting Osama involve but you let this people faustrate you.Please try and get to the bottom of this.

Cos nobody goat it safe with the suspect friend still outside the prison walls.Please i cant afford to loose my goat,christmas is very close now.

But am gonna warn you guys,if my goat ever get missing, Oh my God.It wont end the way Ben ended his own by getting the police involve or asking for pepper soup.I have a friend that works with the ICA-International Contract Agency,his name is Agent 47,i bet some of you knows him but for those who doesn't, am gonna brief you

He is not a Nice guy,when it come to solving shit, his good at it,and one more thing he does his talking by bullet.So am warning all of ya.If my goat ever get missing,i promice whoever his or her name his been mention on this thread or even post a reply,is going down with my goat including Ben and Mr.Turkey and Iteun cos i dont trust anybody.


You are all warned,
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by mellow(m): 9:10am On Dec 18, 2007
It is rather painfull to  note that this Land of ours is full of thieves anf longer throats.

If all this dishonarable members of the land can gang up against common goats, I wonder

what they do will do when opportuned to get in contact with the national treasury. Even ibori

will be a saint. God save the land. EFCC where are you?
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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by bourne: 9:14am On Dec 18, 2007
Well whether God save dem or not,i dont talk my own,My goat must not get missing
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 9:33am On Dec 18, 2007
NEWS ALERT!
@ben
u wunt blive this.

The news.
A 2wks old goat waz apprehended dis morning in one MR ITUEN's backyard.
*i 4 one tot it waz ur goat but wait till u read dis*
the goat claimed dat the sed mr ituen waz its father, and pleaded to the public to help find its moda
*whom we have devoured*
it further stated dat its moda waz one in a million goat-rape case of wich mr ituen(its fada) is guilty.
It stated that after the rape incident wich led to its birth, its moda escaped 4rm further violation by mr ituen but she ended up in one tessy's(mrs ituen) pot of soup.
*which waz how we got to eat d goat*
The FBI, EFCC, CIA, CIDand DSTV have declared mr ituen(who is still at large) wanted! And ne persons or goat wit ne useful info about this dangerous man should report to the nearest police station.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by jeffcom(m): 9:58am On Dec 18, 2007
BrEaKiNg NeWs

embarassed undecided cry
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 11:29am On Dec 18, 2007
U mean, "heart breaking news"
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 11:48am On Dec 18, 2007
migines u are warned
stop giving those your RADIO ONE BATTERY NEWS
we all know how u can lie
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 11:55am On Dec 18, 2007
Well if u dont blive me, check "daily dependent"
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 12:04pm On Dec 18, 2007
by migines?
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:06pm On Dec 18, 2007
Migines, columnist, all jhohn.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:06pm On Dec 18, 2007
Migines, columnist, all jhoin.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:08pm On Dec 18, 2007
tessy na true ooooo
i just watched it on OGTV portharcourt
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:09pm On Dec 18, 2007
G0d bless you! Brova!
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:11pm On Dec 18, 2007
TT. .  . .
na agbo jedi you drink you think say na peppersoup
bloody tif

@ migs,

i just dey confirm am now on STV too
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:12pm On Dec 18, 2007
Tessy, u hear am?
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 12:15pm On Dec 18, 2007
NO I NO HEAR AM;
WETTIN HE TALK SEF?
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:17pm On Dec 18, 2007
Read 't baby.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:18pm On Dec 18, 2007
i talk say OGTV and STV don dey announce am for last week news update
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 12:24pm On Dec 18, 2007
ok ok
so saucekid where you take watch am
for da ya kerosene TV?
ok ok na for dat bar near ya house
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:27pm On Dec 18, 2007
from their news room na where i watch am
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:28pm On Dec 18, 2007
Kerosine. Tap wata all jhoin so far e deh work.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 12:30pm On Dec 18, 2007
mig, are u talking from experience?
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:32pm On Dec 18, 2007
for you to ask him,that means you also have the experience cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:33pm On Dec 18, 2007
Yea, mine uses tap water.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 12:35pm On Dec 18, 2007
which tap water?
who die leave you tap?
o boy na well water
de well weh ya grand pa leave am for u
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:37pm On Dec 18, 2007
We connected a tap to it.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:37pm On Dec 18, 2007
maybe na bag of purewater undecided undecided
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 12:44pm On Dec 18, 2007
buhahahahaha
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:49pm On Dec 18, 2007
na true now

since una dey complain of tap water and well water, i bring suggestion grin grin grin
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by jeffcom(m): 1:22pm On Dec 18, 2007
what is really happening here!!!

"christmas goat missing" thread is getting dry.

Lets join another thread guys or someone else
should,

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