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| CBN Releases New Currency by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
.....  11 Likes
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| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by OAM4J: 2:30pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
lol  3 Likes |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Andrew3(m): 2:31pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
illitrate: ..... lmaoooooooooo farouks |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by bubadaniel13: 2:39pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
This one Na expensive one oh....Na only Otedollar fit use this currency oh.. 6 Likes |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Nobody: 2:40pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
FACROOOOOOOOK... ABEG WHERE IS OTEDOLLAR'S CURRENCY  |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Well designed, good enough to fit in a cap.. 2 Likes |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by ballabriggs: 2:42pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
*singing* If you steal 10 kobo dey put you for jail o You steal 1 million people go like you, woman go like, dey call you oga If you go to villa dey make you a chief o, you visit your church o, they make you a knight o, every occassion na you be the chairman Police go come O, you run away Police dey land O, you run away Police go come O, you run away Police dey land O, you run away Na so so corruption for this we country, we are tired of this O, the gods dey vex *insert agogo* 1 Like |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by jude33084(m): 2:42pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Its ♍en like ☺ Billyonair that will be uSing this ◦°˚  |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by miteolu(m): 2:43pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
HIGH THIEF ! |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by bimboashiru: 2:43pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
lmao |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Havilah93(m): 2:44pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
| LMAO!!!!!!!!!!.......faroukas see as e sound for ear! |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Funkymallam(m): 2:45pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
illitrate: ..... U be real illitrate kai! See as i been dey rush to come see beta money na 'CAP BANKING', i come see  |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by jude33084(m): 2:45pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
bubadaniel13: This one Na expensive one oh....Na only Otedollar fit use this currency oh.. Opposite side☻ of the same coin |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by stepo707: 2:46pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Nigerians can be creative oh.Chai!  1 Like |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Acidosis(m): 2:46pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Buhehehehehehe..... |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by hardywaltz(m): 2:47pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Farouk? SMH |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Nigerd(m): 2:48pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
@ Topic.. I move my Head... lollllllll lololololo9lolololololololo |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by miteolu(m): 2:49pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
ballabriggs: *singing* Please, give us musical notes to sing & broadcast this live on FCTv (Farouk Corruption Television) 1 Like |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Havilah93(m): 2:50pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Havilah93: |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by funshybam(m): 2:51pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
musKeeto: Well designed, good enough to fit in a cap..* LOL |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by loneytunes(m): 2:54pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Odeyaletoyin: 2:57pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
illitrate: ..... |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by docjuli(m): 2:58pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
CBN Introduces New Currency For Convenience Sake. |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by gbogboti: 3:01pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Omo! See graphics abeg! WOW! Some heads correct for naija o. |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Wisdytech(m): 3:06pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
hmmm.. Na watch! |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by tessyade: 3:08pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
This is really funny. Who said nigerians are not creative? |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Wisdytech(m): 3:09pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
hahahaha, fake *** |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by sabiti: 3:10pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
hehe....d peson wey arrange ds package dey vex die |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by MacLovington(m): 3:10pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Issued by: Bank of Farouk's Cap of Naijerya. LOL! 1 Like |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by bowakoko: 3:15pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Teacher: Whats the exchange rate for converting Faroukas to Otedollar? Student: 620 Faroukas = 1 Otedollar 11 Likes |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by dani1luv: 3:17pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Farouk (Verb) : To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked (Noun) Example: To farouk is human. Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers. Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business. Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence. Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption. Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence. Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups. Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism. Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial. Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis. Adjective Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial. Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish. Adverb Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk. Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically. 30 Likes |
| Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
One thing I know for shizzle, the NASS people wont stop receiving bribes, but they will be tactical about it. |
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