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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by bright007(f): 3:19pm On Jul 04, 2012

bowakoko:

Teacher: Whats the exchange rate for converting Faroukas to Otedollar?

Student: 620 Faroukas = 1 Otedollar

LMAO

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by lagdude: 3:19pm On Jul 04, 2012

@poster,whts d exchange of farcrockas to naira,cos am expecting like F1m to be changes asap

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by dani1luv: 3:23pm On Jul 04, 2012

bowakoko:

Teacher: Whats the exchange rate for converting Faroukas to Otedollar?

Student: 620 Faroukas = 1 Otedollar

hahahaha. ..wtf!! grin

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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by MacLovington(m): 3:29pm On Jul 04, 2012

Billyonaire: One thing I know for shizzle, the NASS people wont stop receiving bribes, but they will be tactical about it.

.

Story. Has any NASS bribe taker ever been punished the the law of the land? No.

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by oluwapomile(m): 3:29pm On Jul 04, 2012

dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.

shia dis one serious gan o. Haba com 2 tink of it.if u were al in his shoes u wud al do more than dat o.

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by miteolu(m): 3:31pm On Jul 04, 2012

bowakoko:

Teacher: Whats the exchange rate for converting Faroukas to Otedollar?

Student: 620 Faroukas = 1 Otedollar

student: I cant solve this alone. Let me have it as home work.

Teacher: Home wetin? Call Otedola's number for solution.

Student: The digit is more than normal eleven on my phone. See 6200000000000000

Teacher: stop! stop!! your phone will burn.

Student: That is why NASS fail to solve it, because is usual long corrupted digit

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by badesco(m): 3:32pm On Jul 04, 2012

This is a very good job well done.

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jul 04, 2012

lol

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Chaydee(m): 3:39pm On Jul 04, 2012

Lawan is even smiling sev

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by chrisosi: 3:41pm On Jul 04, 2012

To my understanding, the receiver and the collector of the "bribe" are both guity of the crime. am not trying to make a case for the receiver, but i think i will be fair to treat both of them equally

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Osian(m): 3:44pm On Jul 04, 2012

Fakrook

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by edyza(m): 3:47pm On Jul 04, 2012

Kiakiakiakiakiakiakiakiakiakiakia

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by steryville(m): 3:47pm On Jul 04, 2012

hahahaha....una no dey fear....na honourable u dey stroke lyk dis

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by dani1luv: 3:52pm On Jul 04, 2012

oluwapomile:
shia dis one serious gan o. Haba com 2 tink of it.if u were al in his shoes u wud al do more than dat o.

BRO. .which levels?? na fight?? undecided

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by kama1210: 3:58pm On Jul 04, 2012

dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.

Lol, Gud gramatical Colocation. I love 9ja guys.

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by impetus: 3:59pm On Jul 04, 2012

@: ballabriggs: *singing*

If you steal 10 kobo dey put you for jail o

You steal 1 million people go like you, woman go like, dey call you oga

If you go to villa dey make you a chief o, you visit your church o, they make you a knight o, every occassion na you be the chairman

Police go come O, you run away

Police dey land O, you run away

Police go come O, you run away

Police dey land O, you run away

Na so so corruption for this we country, we are tired of this O, the gods dey vex

*insert agogo*

Dis iz a veri comradic songila. May u walk and neva stumble. Remain kaird.

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by mcevans1(m): 4:00pm On Jul 04, 2012

dani1luv:

hahahaha. ..wtf!!

This got me cracking....Hahahahahahaha!!!

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by purplekayc(m): 4:02pm On Jul 04, 2012

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by dani1luv: 4:03pm On Jul 04, 2012

kama1210:

Lol, Gud gramatical Colocation. I love 9ja guys.

Bro, no offence beht, you look like a faCrooker grin

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by dani1luv: 4:03pm On Jul 04, 2012

mc~evans:

This got me cracking....Hahahahahahaha!!!

Are you sure? say God! tongue

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by mcevans1(m): 4:05pm On Jul 04, 2012

Hahahahahaha.. Did the FG immortalize him while he is still alive? WTF

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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by mcevans1(m): 4:07pm On Jul 04, 2012

dani1luv:
Are you sure? say God!

I swear!

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by fashoo2010(m): 4:08pm On Jul 04, 2012

y nw?

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by JojoArmani(m): 4:08pm On Jul 04, 2012

dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.

hahahaahahahhaha Dani u try, abeg lookin for more check ur farouktionary

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Sammypeople: 4:14pm On Jul 04, 2012

It is only d great Justice dt we judge dis pple very soon.. Jst wait n see.... God of Vengeance, graduates are sufferin, dey ar there stealin.. No probs!

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Fourcade(m): 4:16pm On Jul 04, 2012

my ribs!!

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Dagods(m): 4:22pm On Jul 04, 2012

I like u jooo...kponkwem, i no know y dem say u fail english.

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by begwong: 4:27pm On Jul 04, 2012

E620,000.00 faroukahs!! grin

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by zoomzu(f): 4:35pm On Jul 04, 2012

this is the new legal tender at Farouk House of Legislooters

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Walexz02(m): 4:35pm On Jul 04, 2012

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by fesse(f): 4:36pm On Jul 04, 2012

Nigeria good people great nation.

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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by kalufelix(m): 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2012

dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.

lwkmd...chai nlanders o
i love d faroukiosis xample...hehehe

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