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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by ChiSun27(m): 1:27pm On Jul 05, 2012
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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by true2god: 8:39pm On Jul 05, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by yvonnejoe(f): 4:03am On Jul 06, 2012
embarassedPls can sm1 teach me hw 2 make my own topic on nl? Plssssss
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by oladayo042: 7:09am On Jul 06, 2012
Lol

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