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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Enitsua(m): 5:19pm On Jul 04, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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...Men ur post made me and my whole family laugh to stupor, pls permit me to steal it. Thank u

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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Emproy(m): 5:29pm On Jul 04, 2012
Nawa o
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by tessyade: 5:44pm On Jul 04, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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This is serious. lol

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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by richardoz(m): 5:56pm On Jul 04, 2012
Very faroukicious lol.
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jul 04, 2012
bowakoko:

Teacher: Whats the exchange rate for converting Faroukas to Otedollar?

Student: 620 Faroukas = 1 Otedollar

cheesy cheesy

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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by vanstanzy(m): 6:21pm On Jul 04, 2012
So when will the "new notes" be in circulation? I can't wait to start spending. First of all, i'll buy a private jet, no, i'll run for gov'norship in my state. grin grin grin
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by FutureDon(m): 6:22pm On Jul 04, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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This is interesting grin
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by superior1: 6:31pm On Jul 04, 2012
Farukii- difference between collecting money illegally and collecting bribe

The policeman farukii N50 from the danfo driver at the checkpoint but refused the bribe attempt made by the driver
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by vanstanzy(m): 6:34pm On Jul 04, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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Guy, whatz the meaning of all this? If FAR-CROOK catch u, u are finished. angry angry angry (But guy does FAR-CROOK have an email or social forum add. that we can send this new english words thru to him?)wispering. Cos this is as funny as phuck grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. WELL DONE MY GUY!
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by nerodenero: 6:50pm On Jul 04, 2012
illitrate: ..... angry angry angry angry angry
I go charge u to court for cracking my ribs.lwkmd!!!
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by juman(m): 7:04pm On Jul 04, 2012
@dani1luv

You are too much. grin
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Mandelaguy(m): 7:29pm On Jul 04, 2012
Una wicked no be small......hahahahahahahah.
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by helphelp: 7:32pm On Jul 04, 2012
illitrate: ..... angry angry angry angry angry

Farouk now FaCROOK...

Otedola now OteDOLLAR...
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Raxxye(m): 7:37pm On Jul 04, 2012
Lwkmd! This is a great honour to (dis) Honourable Farouk. The money should get circulating immediately. I can‘t wait to hide it in my cap!

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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by sdbaba: 7:39pm On Jul 04, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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My guy you no go kill person with laughter oh... I dey roll for ground here o grin grin grin grin
I salute your wisdom abeg... new additions to my vocabulary there, thanks for the lecture jare
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by born2boink(m): 7:44pm On Jul 04, 2012
bubadaniel13: This one Na expensive one oh....Na only Otedollar fit use this currency oh..
Lmao! Thank God I didn't read this from a mango tree, I must fall, no doubt
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by oiseworld: 7:47pm On Jul 04, 2012
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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by infogenius(m): 8:30pm On Jul 04, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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lol I hope Wole Soyinka had this approved.Lovely concept.
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by onthefence: 8:32pm On Jul 04, 2012
spend this too

Re: CBN Releases New Currency by realghy(m): 10:08pm On Jul 04, 2012
illitrate: ..... angry angry angry angry angry

ahah how much this currency
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by realghy(m): 10:09pm On Jul 04, 2012
illitrate: ..... angry angry angry angry angry

how much this currency?
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Donbasi(m): 12:01am On Jul 05, 2012
guys una no go kill person here. Nice on i will say. Thumbs up
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by edey2real: 1:41am On Jul 05, 2012
@Dani1luv, hope say u no go vex cos i've farouked u of this joke without permission.
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Beaf: 2:00am On Jul 05, 2012
Up CBN!
I will send TJ to collect my own, jare! grin
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by presiloo: 5:10am On Jul 05, 2012
GOODS FOR SALE-PAY WITH FAROUKAS ONLY, OTEDOLLARS AND POUND STERLING NOT ACCEPTED!
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by nairakobo1: 7:12am On Jul 05, 2012
we have finally forgotten about the actual thing which is the subsidy report and all those HIGH CRIMINALS indicted therin. All we now focus on is Farouk Lawan/Otedola. Oh! Nigerians, why do you always dance to their tune? Why have we allowed ourselves to be carried away from the main crime to the antiques of a cabal. They are fighting back at us,Nigerians and we are buying it hands down. MAKE UNA WISE-UP O

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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Nobody: 8:18am On Jul 05, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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This is hilarious..
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by sherrylo: 10:42am On Jul 05, 2012
Dani1luv you too much guy.
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by ochukoccna: 10:52am On Jul 05, 2012
Farcrook dollar$$$$
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Re: CBN Releases New Currency by Dagods(m): 11:06am On Jul 05, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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men u r da bomb***i luv dis.
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by eprynce(m): 12:17pm On Jul 05, 2012
i can't shout! grin
Re: CBN Releases New Currency by ChiSun27(m): 1:21pm On Jul 05, 2012
U gat me on dis one. Funny.

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