lefulefu:
she dey above 18 yrs and no worry i no go give am belle becoz i dey shoot my thing overboard

cindyrella:
Oga lefu how far na? Long time.

lefulefu:
hey my sister wetin dey shele?
hope say u dey flex life wella?
as for me i dey kampe like uncle sege gidigba for olumo rock.by the way hope say u no dey follow dat boy wey im head be like groundnut go beer palour every friday evening oo.no lie because na frm my bathroom window me dey peep frm wen una dey go

Skii: Guy, how the parole come take be eventually?

cindyrella:
I dey pass dele o! Which boy be that? I no know any boy wey him head be like groundnut o!

lefulefu:
dat igbo boy wey dey fry im hair and he dey always like to wear skinny tight jeans.omo wey yu dey form ignorance nah?

lefulefu: Na wah for women wahala oooo.the house wey i just pack enter the landlord second dauther just dey trip for me ooo.dis girl wen her papa no dey around na so she just dey sneak enter my room on every excuse.sometimes she go say na maggi she want make i give am or salt wey she go use for cooking or sometimes she go say she wan watch home vidoe for my room.anytime she dey come my room she dey always wear short nicker and tight T-shirt and na so she go just lie down for my rug dey watch tv.hmmm na wich one come be dis na?.though dis babe fine well well and she get better backside wella i no wan still do because her papa na ex navy officer.i wan try as much as possible to avoid soldier or police wahala for the new house wey i dey.my fellow esteemed nairalanders na wetin una want make i do?.some of my pallies say make i no dull for the matter and dat since the babe need am make i do am waka.my body also dey tell me make i do am but my mind dey warn me say make i dey carefull.if i no do, the babe go dey think say i dull and if i do her papa fit catch us red handed and omo u know wetin dat one go mean.so esteemed nairalanders i dey in a dilemma oooo.

edogram.:
So u done de haman the girl left and right be that? so how many times u done knife am?

i-smoke-weed:


Touch that girl and lose your accommodation

He-goat ;p

lefulefu:
wich one be ur own sef
na the girl dey toast me ooo me i no do anything

ITbomb:
Till now?
Dull boi