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Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by jubrilar(m): 9:32am On Dec 04, 2007
Pls, i need ur assistance on what to do to make my fikky big, because my babies keep complain that my fikky is too small
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by scambater(m): 9:37am On Dec 04, 2007
Get a bottle of vinegar and mix it with some toothpaste and some battery acid and rub it on you fikky every morning, for three days and you'd be surprised to see how much your fikky will grow. I've used this secret concussion and it worked miracles for me.
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by IderaN(f): 9:46am On Dec 04, 2007
scambater:

Get a bottle of vinegar and mix it with some toothpaste and some battery acid and rub it on you fikky every morning, for three days and you'd be surprised to see how much your fikky will grow. I've used this secret concussion and it worked miracles for me.

buhahahahahahaha, abeg this na early morning o!!!

@poster whats FIKKY? wetin i no go hear for this nairaland ehh!!!

@Scambater, u mean u used this secret concussion on FIKKY too?

over to nairalanders, WHATS FIKKI!!!!!
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by robby1(m): 9:50am On Dec 04, 2007
I heard that if you jerk off more often, its gonna grow. i am not sure though, maybe you can be my guinea pig grin
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by busygal(f): 9:50am On Dec 04, 2007
@ sacmbater
u had better be sure of what u are saying
so u won't ve a murder case hanging on you.
If u're joking, then you had better signify.

Like play! like play! this guy will Get a bottle of vinegar and mix it with some toothpaste and some battery acid and rub it on his fikky every morning, for three days oooooooooo.
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by IderaN(f): 9:56am On Dec 04, 2007
this topic should be moved to another board shocked shocked


Seun where are you?
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by rockiedink(m): 10:10am On Dec 04, 2007
Idera .N:

this topic should be moved to another board shocked shocked


Seun where are you?

ok, like to where, and why? just curious
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by robby1(m): 10:12am On Dec 04, 2007
wanted to ask thesame undecided
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by yimiton(f): 10:31am On Dec 04, 2007
grin cheesy
I won't die in Niaraland! grin
Which one is Fikky again? and Acid and toothpast plus venigar! grin shocked cheesy
All of you will not kill me!
But Seriously, on what propotion should this mixtures be used? like is it: Battery acid, 1 coke bottle, Venigar, 1/2 coke bottle and toothpast, 1 tube.
Do you mix in a blastic bowl with red feather on one ear, with one eye closed and one leg up? Then, you jumb up three times befor you rub it.
If that is how you go about it, then, it's correct!
Good luck! grin cheesy wink smiley
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by rockiedink(m): 11:44am On Dec 04, 2007
yimiton:

grin cheesy
I won't die in Niaraland! grin
Which one is Fikky again? and Acid and toothpast plus venigar! grin shocked cheesy
All of you will not kill me!
But Seriously, on what propotion should this mixtures be used? like is it: Battery acid, 1 coke bottle, Venigar, 1/2 coke bottle and toothpast, 1 tube.
Do you mix in a blastic bowl with red feather on one ear, with one eye closed and one leg up? Then, you jumb up three times befor you rub it.
If that is how you go about it, then, it's correct!
Good luck! grin cheesy wink smiley

hehehehehe roflmfao!!! grin grin grin

did you ever apprentice a dibia or babalawo? [s]with all the details you put in your post y'know[/s] wink wink
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by IderaN(f): 11:51am On Dec 04, 2007
im surprised she knows all the details grin grin grin grin
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by yimiton(f): 11:57am On Dec 04, 2007
@ rockiedink & Idera .N, wink smiley
I do know all the details surely. grin cheesy
If you guys need my help, just give me a ring on 0809111100007. I'll be there in a jiffy!
Yes, I apprenticed @ old Mama Gagoo's. She's the best! grin grin
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by rockiedink(m): 12:21pm On Dec 04, 2007
yimiton:

@ rockiedink & Idera .N, wink smiley
I do know all the details surely. grin cheesy
If you guys need my help, just give me a ring on 0809111100007. I'll be there in a jiffy!
Yes, I apprenticed @ old Mama Gagoo's. She's the best! grin grin

roflmfao!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Emperoh(m): 12:44pm On Dec 04, 2007
Person ask una for help una come leave the topic begin discuss another thing. If anybody get the concotion abeg make una help the poor guy who thinks shagging is a way of life.

Its not all about size but performance.
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by yimiton(f): 1:07pm On Dec 04, 2007
@ Emperoh,
What other solution does he need? We gave him a remedy and a functional phone number to call!
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by rockiedink(m): 1:16pm On Dec 04, 2007
i wonder for emperoh oh!!!
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Scopium: 5:03pm On Dec 04, 2007
Idera .N:

this topic should be moved to another board shocked shocked


Seun where are you?
[size=13pt]I know the board you mean. The board with a mattress and naked people wrestling on top of it with or without rubber.[/size]
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Scopium: 5:10pm On Dec 04, 2007
[size=13pt]Can you post the picture of this FIKKY for us to see, it may be in high demand in some quarters. Like the lab for experiment[/size]
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Scopium: 5:14pm On Dec 04, 2007
yimiton:

@ rockiedink & Idera .N, wink smiley
I do know all the details surely. grin cheesy
If you guys need my help, just give me a ring on 0809111100007. I'll be there in a jiffy!
Yes, I apprenticed @ old Mama Gagoo's. She's the best! grin grin

[size=13pt]Yimiton your knowledge of FIKKY is tremendously remarkable. Can you please tell us which fikky size is the best and which one are you enjoying right now?[/size]
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by saucekid(m): 5:27pm On Dec 04, 2007
you want it to be big abi??

rub honey on it
go to an ant or termite hill
disturb the inhabitants of the hill
insert your fikki there grin grin grin grin

it will grow big in 20 mins, this method is guaranteed
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by yimiton(f): 5:53pm On Dec 04, 2007
@ Scopium
I've never liked you, I thought it was the name but now, I know you are just totally annoying!
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by cblow(m): 5:55pm On Dec 04, 2007
kai!! i no go die for nairaland. so the other name na fikky?
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by saucekid(m): 6:01pm On Dec 04, 2007
no die abeg grin grin grin grin

more killa posts dey come who talk say mad ppl no dey naija??
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Scopium: 6:10pm On Dec 04, 2007
yimiton:

@ Scopium
I've never liked you, I thought it was the name but now, I know you are just totally annoying!

[size=13pt]You see! Some people are just selfish with what they know. Did I ask for too much by asking you to share your knowledge of fikky with us. After all there is love in sharing. I feel the same about your name but you've never annoyed me, not yet[/size]
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by Nobody: 6:15pm On Dec 04, 2007
saucekid:

you want it to be big abi??

rub honey on it
go to an ant or termite hill
disturb the inhabitants of the hill
insert your fikki there grin grin grin grin

it will grow big in 20 mins, this method is guaranteed

ah crazy saucekid grin

The fikki will double in just seconds. cheesy
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by toyboy1(m): 6:35pm On Dec 04, 2007
I once gave a guy a simple method that always work.
Measure tthe lenght of ur floor to ur ceiling, get a rope of same lenght, cut off the an inch, 2 or 3 inches depending on the lenght u want ur "fikky" to grow to.
Tie one end of the rope to the ceiling, and the other to ur "fikky" pls do this while sitting on a table.
now jump off the table and lie flat on the groung, most def, ur fikky will elongate by that shortfall in lenght of the rope from the ceiling to the floor.
Very effective method, it works like magic. try it pls.
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by ufobabe(f): 6:57pm On Dec 04, 2007
i don laugh so te water don dey pour from my eye

abeg make una take am easy.

my bele don dey pain me.
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by saucekid(m): 7:06pm On Dec 04, 2007
mdsocks:

ah crazy saucekid grin

The fikki will double in just seconds. cheesy

na true now,
make e try am come give us testimony ungrateful mkpi,the one wey God give am neva do am
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by toyboy1(m): 7:18pm On Dec 04, 2007
ufo babe, wats so funny?
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by janami(f): 7:29pm On Dec 04, 2007
laff no go kill me 4 here. imagine one of my friend's name is feeky
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by CrazyMan(m): 7:32pm On Dec 04, 2007
Go to your doctor and ask for the drug Re-vive.

Am sure it would work wonders for you; good luck.
Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by justkunmi(m): 7:53pm On Dec 04, 2007
crazykid where have u been. .
u just disappeared from sports section

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