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Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN BROTHERS USED TO WRITE LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES. If you never received letters like these, you know nothing Classic... Dear Sugar Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular- oblangata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are toosweet for them. . . .your lovable guy |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Excelboi(m): 11:41pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
Long,dry and uncatchy 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 11:41pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
DIES!!! |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Idowuogbo(f): 11:45pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
Now u see y I sold off osky 2 u? Na bcus I no u sef na certified born Werey. Happy franchising! |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 4:50am On Jul 13, 2012 |
;D_nt in ds century anymore |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by slimyem: 5:55am On Jul 13, 2012 |
funny but stu-pid! |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 6:48am On Jul 13, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Now u see y I sold off osky 2 u? Na bcus I no u sef na certified born Werey.so na d osky dey mek me craze like u ni?...oya tek am back...am ok with lala..with d werey wey full my body, i no fit get okpeke 4dis nairaland...take am back o jare |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by kittykat1(f): 12:02pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
I cloudnt help laffing seriously. Crazy one. Youths of these days won't get it. Imagine d time spent in researching the right jaw breaking word to use. One can also safely say that such a person wld also invest a lot in the relationship if it works out. Not like our Microwave relationships of these days. Imagine one bloke saying that kissing a babe is equivalent top asking her out. Them no born u well to come kiss me. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by freecocoa(f): 12:36pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Ah good old days. I'll never forget one dude called samuel,he threatened my brain with such letters,there was no letter of his that i could read without the aid of a dictionary. Another thing was that there was always candle wax on the sheet,i took that as proof that he must have researched late into the night before writing those letters . |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 1:06pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
kitty kat: I cloudnt help laffing seriously. Crazy one. Youths of these days won't get it. Imagine d time spent in researching the right jaw breaking word to use. One can also safely say that such a person wld also invest a lot in the relationship if it works out. Not like our Microwave relationships of these days.lmao...microwave relationships?..guess am still new in this love game...y dont you take me on a tour...whatcha say |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 1:08pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
freecocoa: Ah good old days.lol...hope u gave him a chance cos e no easy to chyke woman o |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 1:20pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
I used to write but mine were never this dumb. I don't know who people try to impress people. Keep it readable, understandable and simple. |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by freecocoa(f): 1:25pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
lalaosky:Nah i didn't,i wasn't ready for a relationship then . |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 1:37pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
freecocoa: Nah i didn't,i wasn't ready for a relationship then .What about now? |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by freecocoa(f): 1:41pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Mynd_44:I'm so getting married sooner than you think. |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 2:14pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
freecocoa: I'm so getting married sooner than you think.to who Samuel? |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Brite02(m): 2:38pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
lol, in the days of no gsm in naija things happened on paper |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
that shyt lame as hell! I AM SORRY!! Perhaps I am too involved with the "new age" but that type of "soap opera" romance letter just wouldn't grab me, ESPECIALLY if it is obvious he wrote it with a mini Webster's Dictionary nearby as a reference due to his highly unnatural choice of wording. |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
freecocoa: Ah good old days. LOL GBAM! who can take that seriously? |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
I love you |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Brite02(m): 3:26pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
I love u more than snake loves rat from your loveable guy ? Hahahahahhahaha |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Fabulousb36(f): 9:49pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
lalaosky: WHERE WERE YOU, WHENdis is very funny |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by freecocoa(f): 9:52pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Mynd_44:Very far from it. |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by freecocoa(f): 9:54pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin:You can imagine. |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 10:28pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Fabulousb36:And you quoted the whole text just to post this? SMH |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Theben(m): 10:46pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Very dry. OP, try harder next time en, and pls, remove this heading as the post is far from being hilarious |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 4:01am On Jul 14, 2012 |
Fabulousb36:thanks dearie |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 4:02am On Jul 14, 2012 |
Mynd_44:*faints* |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 4:03am On Jul 14, 2012 |
Theben: Very dry.k sir...will do that when u start payin for my internet bills...mtcheeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by StellaBella(f): 5:47am On Jul 14, 2012 |
My Romeo, I saw came your extra terresial letter And my cupid valve accerateled unto autonomic reflex action i might be having myocardial iinfartion, I am not sure But I know it is not flatulence Allow me to close my eyes and visualise your abymissial blokous lalaosky: WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by kittykat1(f): 8:18am On Jul 14, 2012 |
Stella_Bella: My Romeo,Lol |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 8:47am On Jul 14, 2012 |
kitty kat:I am waiting oooo |
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