My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was
passing by your
rectangular
house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you
with
your cute circular
face, conical nose
and spherical eyes,
standing in your
triangular garden.
Before seeing you,
my heart was a null
set,
but when a
vector of
magnitude
(likeness) from
your
eyes at a
deviation of theta
radians made a
tangent to
my heart,
it differentiated.
My love for you is a
quadratic equation
with
real roots,
which only you can
solve by making
good
binary relation
with me. The
cosine of my love
for you
extends to infinity.
I promise that I
should not resolve
you into
partial functions
but if I do so, you
can integrate me
by
applying the limits
from zero to
infinity.
You are as
essential to me as
an element to
a set. The
geometry of my
life revolves
around your
acute personality.
My love, if you do
not meet me at
parabola
restaurant on
date 10 at sunset,
when the sun is
making
an angle of
160 degrees, my
heart would be like
a
solved polynomial
of degree 10. With
love from your
higher
order derivatives
of maxima and
minima, of an
unknown
function.
Yours ever loving,
JØHÑ_JØVÎ3.CØM...

MATHEMATICS FACT>>>
1) THINK of a number.
2) DOUBLE it.
3) ADD six then HALF it.
4) TAKE AWAY the number you
STARTED with.
Your Answer must be = THREE (3)!

ermm bro, no oofeinsese but with this lyrics...there iz no way on earth you will ever get punnnny!

dat ur gal no go undastand u o

Mr..Cork:
ermm bro, no oofeinsese but with this lyrics...there iz no way on earth you will ever get punnnny!

bro, y will i use dis lyrics to get a punny, haba i mumu lyk dat. Dis is one of my literary piece

Gals hate maths

If the mathematics na CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATES, woman go embrace maths

jovie50:
bro, y will i use dis lyrics to get a punny, haba i mumu lyk dat. Dis is one of my literary piece

LOL!

Mr..Cork:
ermm bro, no oofeinsese but with this lyrics...there iz no way on earth you will ever get punnnny!

. Lmfao i bet the guy Iƨ still a vergine ghan

What girl will you write that to? Even a maths student will tear it up in your face

Abeg, dis one na starting clue 4 chyking.lwkmd
bt nawa o>gals neva one die,na brain tumor u go give, she go use APOTHECARIES' MEASURES pursue u.

@op am really impressed...kudos

bennyraz: If the mathematics na CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATES, woman go embrace maths

Dies on arrival - so true so true

bennyraz: If the mathematics na CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATES, woman go embrace maths

Kant stop laffin over this again

So true so true

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Kant stop laffin over this again

So true so true

jst ask any girl in abj today hw much a dollar or pound or euro or yen or even Ghana cedis.. Infact u wud be suprised dem sabi all those aboki wey dey sheraton

bennyraz: jst ask any girl in abj today hw much a dollar or pound or euro or yen or even Ghana cedis.. Infact u wud be suprised dem sabi all those aboki wey dey sheraton

Rotflmfaooo - benny uve killed me

that quiet impressive , i mean he must have spent soo much time articulating those lyrics but by the way not everbody might like it.

kennedy olunuga: that quiet impressive , i mean he must have spent soo much time articulating those lyrics but by the way not everbody might like it.

thankz a million!
View my profile, u will see some of my literary piece.

writing this as a secondary school love letter would suffice, but i dont think any sane babe would stand 2 sec to listen to this. Creativity wise, it makes for a good laugh.

bennyraz: jst ask any girl in abj today hw much a dollar or pound or euro or yen or even Ghana cedis.. Infact u wud be suprised dem sabi all those aboki wey dey sheraton

Na lie joor! How come I no sabi them?

cindyrella:
Na lie joor! How come I no sabi them?

No mind the guy jorh

Mr..Cork:
ermm bro, no oofeinsese but with this lyrics...there iz no way on earth you will ever get punnnny!

hahahahahahahahaha