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A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by jovie50: 3:20pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. Yours ever loving, JØHÑ_JØVÎ3.CØM... MATHEMATICS FACT>>> 1) THINK of a number. 2) DOUBLE it. 3) ADD six then HALF it. 4) TAKE AWAY the number you STARTED with. Your Answer must be = THREE (3)! 3 Likes |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by MrCork17: 3:26pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
ermm bro, no oofeinsese but with this lyrics...there iz no way on earth you will ever get punnnny! 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by achi4u(m): 3:45pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
dat ur gal no go undastand u o |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by jovie50: 3:46pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
Mr..Cork:bro, y will i use dis lyrics to get a punny, haba i mumu lyk dat. Dis is one of my literary piece |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by tobechi20(m): 4:36pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
Gals hate maths |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
If the mathematics na CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATES, woman go embrace maths 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
jovie50:LOL! |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by anderson1994: 11:47pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
Mr..Cork:. Lmfao i bet the guy Iƨ still a vergine ghan |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by Mynd44: 5:08am On Jul 20, 2012 |
What girl will you write that to? Even a maths student will tear it up in your face |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by Princeparix(m): 7:08am On Jul 20, 2012 |
Abeg, dis one na starting clue 4 chyking.lwkmd bt nawa o>gals neva one die,na brain tumor u go give, she go use APOTHECARIES' MEASURES pursue u. |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by Siloko26(m): 8:29am On Jul 20, 2012 |
@op am really impressed...kudos |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by 190: 8:34am On Jul 20, 2012 |
bennyraz: If the mathematics na CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATES, woman go embrace maths Dies on arrival - so true so true |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by 190: 9:39am On Jul 20, 2012 |
bennyraz: If the mathematics na CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATES, woman go embrace maths Kant stop laffin over this again So true so true |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by Nobody: 9:43am On Jul 20, 2012 |
190:jst ask any girl in abj today hw much a dollar or pound or euro or yen or even Ghana cedis.. Infact u wud be suprised dem sabi all those aboki wey dey sheraton |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by 190: 9:48am On Jul 20, 2012 |
bennyraz: jst ask any girl in abj today hw much a dollar or pound or euro or yen or even Ghana cedis.. Infact u wud be suprised dem sabi all those aboki wey dey sheraton Rotflmfaooo - benny uve killed me |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by kennedyolunuga: 10:46am On Jul 20, 2012 |
that quiet impressive , i mean he must have spent soo much time articulating those lyrics but by the way not everbody might like it. |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by jovie50: 4:01pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
kennedy olunuga: that quiet impressive , i mean he must have spent soo much time articulating those lyrics but by the way not everbody might like it.thankz a million! View my profile, u will see some of my literary piece. |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by GaussS: 5:41pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
writing this as a secondary school love letter would suffice, but i dont think any sane babe would stand 2 sec to listen to this. Creativity wise, it makes for a good laugh. |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by cindyrella(f): 7:53pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
bennyraz: jst ask any girl in abj today hw much a dollar or pound or euro or yen or even Ghana cedis.. Infact u wud be suprised dem sabi all those aboki wey dey sheratonNa lie joor! How come I no sabi them? |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by Mynd44: 9:42pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
cindyrella:No mind the guy jorh |
Re: A Mathematics Letter To My Girl by Odunnu: 1:03pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
Mr..Cork:hahahahahahahahaha |
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