1. Can I FOLLOW you? ( meaning can I have a lift?)
2. This BOTHERS on cheating ( meaning - this BOARDERS on cheating)
3. I have listened to their GRIVEANCES ( meaning grievances)
4. Sir, we need your GUIDIANCE in this ( this sometimes mean GUIDANCE and other times means GUARDIANCE)
4. You need to put your house in OTHER . ( meaning In order)

You chop winch?
Thunder fire you!
Have you come back? ........Yes i have come back.

We DON REACH BENDING CORNER

OYA WEAR YOUR SHORT NIKA lets COMOT

Give me the TRAIN PAN

Jonathan yave mess; hmm who mess; driver wait i wan drop, yes oga

Person wey get papa 4 heaven, no de enta helfaya. Dat 1 na june 12 u no fit see am. Dat na woash. Mehn dem! Nyash yakpa 4 dz chick. I for lyk see u o. They don beri am. U don rena me finish. D guy no get liver. U go fear-fear. God pass u. Sotay!

Make i yarn u.

Have you have?
Its on ur body

i can't come and go and die

Nepa done come. Thief done thief all the whole of our money.

Oya les go.

izii not your fault?
izii [/b]not [b]daa man?
daa man is coming
who has been looking for your problem
amommai way coming
come and go now!

Did you see how Drogba GOAL that ball?

part of made in Nija

which CRIPS do you want? (crisps)

Can't stop laughing. Thanks guys....
Crips is the one that gets on my last nerve. How hard is it to pronounce crisps?

iluvnaija:
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?

dude u r vry funny, i no fit cant laugh. I was about to went inside but nepa don took the light

DON'T PUT YOUR MOUTH IN THE MATTER(DONT'T GET INVOLVED IN THE MATTER)
DRIVER, DROP ME HERE(DRIVER,I'LL ALIGHT HERE)
I THINK HIS HEAD IS NOT CORRECT( I THINK HE IS DAFT)............

Qst: Where are you going to?
Ans: Am coming.

Taye mummy have born boy
a naija man goin out will tell u "i'm coming"

O boy peppe yab man.
Dis 1 na jamb question .i dey feel cold or cold dey catch me.were u dey walker go.i dey come

Let me enter my shoe come join you
Are you madding?

Let me throw the audience this question...

1. LET US BE DOING IT GO (yep couldnt believe my ears either)
2. IF I DO IT NKO? ("Nko" has become an additive to snetences just like "oya"
3.ME I DONT LIKE IT O! ("oo!" Is actually an exclamation for emphasis)
4. REWIRE (noun used for a car electrician)
5. FURNITURE (noun used for a capenter/woodworker who desings setees)
6.BLOCKOS (P.en.is)
7.GOD FORBID BAD THING.
8.WHO SEE MY BOOK?

More comming...

The match is BEGINNING by 4pm .. instead of STARTING.

Give me the Torch light...instead of Give me the Torch,dis is common

I like bread and butter...instead of bread with butter...when it is not rice and beans that we cook together..

Turn right at d extreme end of d street

Am in the front of our backyard
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i can't come and go and die!
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did u hear dat smell?
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'Oya' lets go

is you tha' know

'Please now' #pleading.

I see you here, I see you there are you twice?