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Made In Nigeria English by iluvnaija: 7:47am On Jul 22, 2012 |
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH. *ABEG DRESS BACK. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light? *The FILM is SWEET *Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money? *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I KUKUMA don't have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is entering my food *Did you see the sound of my ringtone? *I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume. Oya add your own ... 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by iluvnaija: 7:59am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Abeg dress make I sit down |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by 175(m): 8:04am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Hunga is catching me. Hu chop ALL d WHOLE food na? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by iluvnaija: 9:00am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Forward am go back and rewind am go front 24 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 9:07am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Abeg comot dis ting go joke section jor! |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ITbomb(m): 9:39am On Jul 22, 2012 |
your GREEDINESS go take u go grave |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 10:34am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Papa still yet. 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by solihu(m): 11:36am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Waka dey go yonder. Konck him head 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Jakumo(m): 11:39am On Jul 22, 2012 |
"Tokunbo " = Equipment or vehicles previously used by a white man in a genteel, civilized manner. "Fairly Used" = Anything mis-used by a Nigerian, well past the point of diminishing returns. "Voga-Naiza" = Tire Shop "Main and Mental Borris" = Engine Bearings for the Crankshaft, and for the Pistons. "Packing" = All oil seals that are replaced along with the cylnder-head gasket of an engine. " How for weekend ? " = Hand over some of the money in your car, or I might accidentally shoot you with my service weapon. " We no dey here to count bridge " = I know you are hiding some cash in this car, so this is your last warning to pay up. " Hear smell" = To percieve odor " Hear language" = To be fluent in speaking and understanding a given language. " Hear Word" = To understand and respond appropriately to advice " Small-small " = In moderation " Well-well " = In excess and with NO moderation "Toto dey hungry me to chook " = I would very much like to share some carnal knowledge with a woman at this time. " E get as e be" = That is a stupid question to which I have no reply. 8 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Mandelaguy(m): 11:45am On Jul 22, 2012 |
This car bad,na machine be dis. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Emmy9ite(m): 12:00pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
#signing in...... *you are my MEN (when playin football) *where is the SECOND LEG of my slippers? *I saw A ONE boy. 4 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by OzReal(m): 12:44pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I want to go and bafff What's strong with you 4 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Afam4eva(m): 12:49pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Lmao |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by OAM4J: 1:19pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by sarutobie(m): 1:21pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
-'As in eh'... -are you hearing me? -i am hearing you... 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:21pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Have you BAFFED? |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by capiti: 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Abeg give me chance shebi u hear him 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by stagger: 1:24pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
My friend, REVISE THIS MOTO (police to a driver whose vehicle was causing traffic obstruction). |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:25pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Afam4eva(m): 1:26pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Can you hear the smell of the food |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Jakumo: "Tokunbo " = Equipment or vehicles previously used by a white man in a genteel, civilized manner. So nah "Voga-Naiza" they dey call am? All this while I dey call am "Fucker Nicer" 9 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by IOludayo(m): 1:27pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
your examples are street words n expression. howeva, there is truly Nigerian english just like we have d American version. u can ask students of English language. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Bluediamond1(f): 1:28pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Abeg comot for my domot 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
How many times will this topic make the front page? Smh! And to the muslim guy, well I've seen blonde and blonder, but you're the blondest of them all. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ebamma(m): 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
tell me u did not copy this from naija rocks facebook page |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by swtchicgurl: 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
what is 2 MINIUS 1?! i live in PORTAICOURT! LOL 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
lol! |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by blueheart(m): 1:31pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Let me LAND, Mister Man 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by LarryTreash(m): 1:31pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Rain beat me today 1 Like |
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