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Re: Made In Nigeria English by logo77: 8:12pm On Jul 22, 2012

NEPA has taken the light.
I will come down at the next bus-stop.
Try show for my house.
Wetin dey do you self?
Is AIT showing the ball?
I no dey follow you play o.
You too much.
grin

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by sniperwolf(m): 8:22pm On Jul 22, 2012

I don laugh belle full

Re: Made In Nigeria English by Emmaesty(f): 8:27pm On Jul 22, 2012

Lolzzz. . . This is so funny

Re: Made In Nigeria English by fulfillment2020(m): 8:29pm On Jul 22, 2012

Buy fish for me 50naira own

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by angiemartinez(f): 9:18pm On Jul 22, 2012

our hedmistres ask us to go home till FATHER notice

Re: Made In Nigeria English by SisiKill1: 9:33pm On Jul 22, 2012

sage_: My cousin sister.

Okay, this cracked me up!!

Hahahahahahaha cheesy

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by phemmy1987: 9:46pm On Jul 22, 2012

iluvnaija: MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*ABEG DRESS BACK.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*conductor my change
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
Oya add your own
*conductor give me my change ...

Re: Made In Nigeria English by bonysmile: 9:55pm On Jul 22, 2012

E didn't easy.
I saw ur missed call on my fone.
Lolz

Re: Made In Nigeria English by justaqad(m): 9:58pm On Jul 22, 2012

hehehehehehehehehe.i cant not fit stop laughing.
Afraid is catching me.
My laugh de make my laugh laugh
your cry de make my cry cry.
Do u know how many years way i take senior you?
Heheheheheh

Re: Made In Nigeria English by princeonx: 10:05pm On Jul 22, 2012

Stop matching me
I dey come! (While walking away)

Re: Made In Nigeria English by icez: 10:19pm On Jul 22, 2012

Re: Made In Nigeria English by jessybarbie(f): 10:23pm On Jul 22, 2012

iluvnaija: Forward am go back and rewind am go front

LMAO

Re: Made In Nigeria English by ceaser: 10:24pm On Jul 22, 2012

Danka7777:

So nah "Voga-Naiza" they dey call am? All this while I dey call am "Fucker Nicer"

Your own sef worse pass. cheesy

. Fucker Nicer ke?! Abeg, I nor fit can't laff o. Okay that na another 9ja English I just drop. Lol.

Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jul 22, 2012

Too much money
Who mess?
I chop his money
I want to pupu
I want to piss
The guy hammer money

grin

Re: Made In Nigeria English by ceaser: 10:41pm On Jul 22, 2012

Na-Me:
Happy Bayiday!

Her payint is showing!

Just collect your kwali from that school

It is absolutely not my consign!

Your food is sweet o!
It is turning my head!

NEPA has carried the light

Trafficate to the right!

Please, your inner light!

The police averted a bomb blast by detonating it on time

They are threatening to struck anytime!

We are on our normal parole.

. . . like a market woman.

Please axe if it was I.

Check the pump whether water is coming

The police averted a bomb blast by detonating it
on time.
OMG. That na die na! cheesy

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jul 22, 2012

Guy if you know commot from here i go give you this bottle make you chop.. Try me

Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jul 22, 2012

Mummy come and be beating me.
Aunty, i want to go and piss

Re: Made In Nigeria English by searay(m): 11:52pm On Jul 22, 2012

I want to barber my head

Re: Made In Nigeria English by bashydemy(m): 12:14am On Jul 23, 2012

i wan go shit

Re: Made In Nigeria English by F00028: 12:29am On Jul 23, 2012

Fall my hand grin

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Yomboy4ever(m): 1:04am On Jul 23, 2012

F00028: Fall my hand

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Slow the fan for me.
My eyes is turning.
Am rushing to work

Re: Made In Nigeria English by choncholot: 1:19am On Jul 23, 2012

[color=#990000][/color]Help me bring that stood(stool) . Wear am hin paaint(pant)where went you?

Re: Made In Nigeria English by kelvostika(m): 1:24am On Jul 23, 2012

Abeg bring joko make i sit down
E don tey wen ur mummy go market

Re: Made In Nigeria English by deb(m): 1:30am On Jul 23, 2012

I cannot COME and kill myself AWAY grin

SLOW the tv, it is too loud

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by duduprestige(m): 3:23am On Jul 23, 2012

Wat do u carry for school?
Who born u?
Ayaff find my pencil
Ayaff ask jenifa to tell us more

Re: Made In Nigeria English by Richy4(m): 3:30am On Jul 23, 2012

I came to your house you didn't dey. where u go
How is you

Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 5:00am On Jul 23, 2012

The guy in not lesponsible at all. Wahala too much for ragos. Omo chup knukle

Re: Made In Nigeria English by dadd2(m): 5:25am On Jul 23, 2012

Reverse back,instead of"reverse or move back" comot for here,instead of saying"please leave". i dey come "when one is actually going"

Re: Made In Nigeria English by labbyboi(m): 6:07am On Jul 23, 2012

Oya come n be going
I cannot come and Go and die

Re: Made In Nigeria English by olatwo(m): 6:21am On Jul 23, 2012

Pepper don red

Why Ʋ come frank naw

Whu carry my biro

Ur own too mush

Wetin be dis nah

I no gbdun dis parole o

Whish kain levels

Ђδω e go be

Bad belle people

Abegi

Ur eye block

Re: Made In Nigeria English by adsega(m): 6:26am On Jul 23, 2012

My body is scratching me. lol

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by davidsonalex: 6:50am On Jul 23, 2012

you dey craz for head

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