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Food / Re: See The Cow We Bought For 450k At Keffi. by 9jaBloke: 9:34pm On May 06
Bintasukai:


In all, you are he who must not be blamed.

A pity, sense-of-humour is not listed on Amazon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by 9jaBloke: 9:32pm On May 06
Award-winning Onana

Eric Ten Hag


Two of Man U's problems
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Sleep Off After Kidnapping Pastor’s Wife In Ondo by 9jaBloke: 2:43pm On May 05
That Pastor must be serving God in spirit and in truth.
Food / Re: Young Lady In Trouble After Ordering Azul Of 1.3 Million Thinking It Is 1300 by 9jaBloke: 2:10pm On May 03
efn staged
Crime / Re: Twins, Others Arrested For Stealing Rice, Beans In Ekiti by 9jaBloke: 4:01pm On Apr 29
How old are they? They look young.

This is how hardened criminals start.

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Travel / Re: My Experience Travelling With United Nigeria by 9jaBloke: 1:58pm On Apr 28
Thank you for this. I've been in a dilemma about trying them out cos of lower rates or sticking with Air Peace.
Politics / Re: More Buhari’s Ministers To Get Sirika Treatment – Newtelegraphng by 9jaBloke: 1:57pm On Apr 28
smiley

Falling in love with this version of EFCC.

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Food / Re: See The Cow We Bought For 450k At Keffi. by 9jaBloke: 1:55pm On Apr 28
I felt bad seeing the dead cow. Almost commented 'murderers' then I remembered that I eat beef....Blame my parents, they raised me with meat.

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Crime / Re: Phone Thieves Caught In Port Harcourt, Beaten To Pulp by 9jaBloke: 8:11pm On Apr 27
Maximum shishi

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Crime / Re: JAMB: Father Arrested For Impersonating Son During UTME by 9jaBloke: 5:49pm On Apr 24
cry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Missiles Hit Iran, Iraq And Syria by 9jaBloke: 5:13am On Apr 19
The beginning
Romance / Re: Man In Shock As Thief Snatched His Chicken While Eating During Traffic Jam by 9jaBloke: 1:23am On Apr 19
The lengths these content creators go to get views!!!

Facebook is so appalling right now.
Education / Re: Bloomberg Exposes How Tinubu Was Using $2billion To Defend The Naira by 9jaBloke: 6:11am On Apr 18
What is Bloomberg's business to start with

These western countries don't want Nigeria/Africa to work

Someone should direct EFCC to stop the wild goose chase and go after the politicians that embezzled money in billions of dollars/pounds.
Politics / Re: "Who Will Tell The President?" By Laolu Akande by 9jaBloke: 6:08am On Apr 18
smiley
Politics / Re: Over 1,000 Kidnapped Victims So Far Rescued Without Ransom — FG by 9jaBloke: 7:56am On Apr 16
And this is something to beat your chest about??

Why were they exposed to kidnapping in the first place?
Politics / Re: I Don't Want To Be A Godfather - Nasir El-rufai by 9jaBloke: 7:23pm On Apr 15
undecided
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Praises Beauty And Humility Of Ewedu-selling Woman by 9jaBloke: 3:55pm On Apr 14
Dude doesn't look like he has good intentions

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Junior Pope Is Dead by 9jaBloke: 9:09pm On Apr 10
Mods please take this down. Emeka Rollas just confirmed that he is alive

seun
nlfpmod
Politics / Re: Moment Philip Shaibu Accidentally Prays For Godwin Omobayo To Succeed Him Politi by 9jaBloke: 6:55am On Apr 09
I'm still looking for where he prayed to be replaced.

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Travel / Re: 22 Escape Death In Lagos-Ibadan Highway Crash by 9jaBloke: 8:46am On Apr 08
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Thank God..


Spiritual TINS and TINS at work this year but our God no go allow them!


Na y I de always carry my OLD KALA for back pocket..


My OLD KALA na for spiritual movement.


Naso I enter bush one day make I go SHIT..


As I de shit, Naso I begin hear noise for my back.


As I turn back, I see one long tree way get 3 eyes and four legs.


Naso I lut out my OLD KALA begin BLAST BLAST everywhere!!


Before i know waiting de Xup, the tree don disappear.


Em get luck dat day..



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!


You remind me of Andyblaze

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Fails To Meet EFCC Bail Conditions by 9jaBloke: 9:12pm On Apr 04
When Bob comes out, it's not the arrest that will pain him. It's how they are using 'him' to address shim cheesy

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Crime / Re: Court Sentences Tiktok User To 3 Years Jail For Defaming Eniola Badmus by 9jaBloke: 9:07pm On Apr 04
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Wasn't she running her mouth a few days ago?

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Politics / Re: Offem Uket: EFCC Sacks Prosecutor Accused Of Taking Bribe From Olanipekun, Adoke by 9jaBloke: 10:29am On Apr 03
It shouldn't stop there. The bribe givers should be prosecuted

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Upset As Female Fan Tries To Touch His Face by 9jaBloke: 8:08pm On Apr 01
Wrong of her

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Romance / Re: We Wore Matching Outfits, They Critized Us In Church Including Our Parents by 9jaBloke: 5:04am On Mar 24
Ehya! Maybe the material is not fine

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Education / Re: Manual Labour In Secondary School (Photo) by 9jaBloke: 12:15pm On Mar 23
MCA

We did all kinds of manual labour
Cutting grass
Carrying Sand, gravel, blocks
Fetching water
etc etc

If our parents only knew what we were put through in their absence 😢

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Education / Re: Threatened By Nigerian Islamists, Became A Chess Champ In The US by 9jaBloke: 11:45am On Mar 20
Tani smiley

My cousins' nextdoor neighbour in NY

Cool kid

Child of destiny
Education / Re: Threatened By Nigerian Islamists, Became A Chess Champ In The US by 9jaBloke: 11:45am On Mar 20
Tani smiley

My cousins' next door neighbour in NY

Cool kid

Child of destiny

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Travel / Re: Check Out The Border Between Niger And Nigeria by 9jaBloke: 4:41pm On Mar 19
Nation:

a large body of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular territory.

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Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by 9jaBloke: 12:52pm On Mar 19
smiley

How much is a litre of urine?
Politics / Re: Osun Man Jubilates As His State Leads In Inflation rate in the SW (screenshot) by 9jaBloke: 10:58am On Mar 18
Funniest thing I've seen in a while.


A little learning is dangerous

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