This is really good stuff. Not your average Nigerian music. Bravo.

What an insult! Too simple for me to attempt.

Shame? But people are still starving, innit?

Just leaving a mark in this weird, gross, soon-to-be-closed thread .

Howitzer?

barrnchedo:
What can you see in mine compared to someone baring her buttocks? Are you ok?

Counting. Fear is their only weapon. Nigerians need to summon courage and show that if the situation arises, they are ready to kill a housefly with a sledgehammer.

TheSonOfMark:

Kamoru, everyone knows I am an Ibibio dude.

Kamoru, once you become dizzy it becomes a prelude to coma/unconsciousness. The speed at which one loses that consciousness depends on the inhaled oxygen. Once the supply to the brain reduces, the brain begins to hibernate.

That's why people in crampy spaces tend to faint a lot.
Try holding your breathe and see if you wouldn't become dizzy.
That you removed your hands to exhale wasn't involuntary.

Kamoru, stop eating houseflies!

Congrats then. You're the first Kamoru of Ibibio descent. Well, Kamoru, you need to start watching dark videos. Like videos of people trying to commit suicide by asphyxiation. Head to Liveleak(dot)com now and see things for yourself. But I must warn, if you go there, you may never leave rehab. In fact, you'll be needing more than just one rehab. Okay let's stop talking about gross stuff now. Google phalloplasty instead.

VictoriaBee:
Though i am indifferent about gays, this reply is actually dumb as well as north pole and south pole analogy.
What about in viscosity?

Oil and Oil mix.
Water and Water mix.
Kerosine and kerosine mix.

Oil and Water can't mix.
Water and Kerosine can't mix.
Kerosine and oil can't mix.
Does that mean heterosexual is wrong and homosexual is right?
Such a doltish analogy.

Well, this ambiguous analogy isn't any less doltish.

TheSonOfMark:

[b]Kamoru , one passes out when there's no more supply of oxygen to the brain. Holding your breathe ceases the supply that's why you get dizzy after few seconds of holding it.

What do you think happened the last time you had a seizure?

You are still here? Why not try out the therapy?

...And stop eating houseflies! They are unhygienic! Do I have to keep reiterating that to you?
[/b]

Why do you insist on showing off your new name when it isn't yet official? Well Kamoru, you can't pass out from holding your breath cos your body will fight back. You will lose the ability to control your breath before your brain can shut down. Your body will only convulse and you'll involuntary start to breathe again. Even your body knows better than to give a "Kamoru" control over it, because Kamoru is always high as a kite. So when Kamoru tells his body "it's time to die", the brain replies "don't mind him. He's just high...as usual". Understood, Kamoru?

TheSonOfMark:

You seem pissed off. You obviously haven't been taking your anger management therapy seriously.
Oops! Withdrawal symptoms, right? I knew you are a junkie.

Alright, let me help you out: hold your breath till you pass you. Simple therapy, innit?

Hopefully 5 years of coma would help clear your befuddled subconscious.
See you in 2020.

One cannot pass out from holding their breath. Why would you even think that? You've smuggled some LSD into the facility again, innit?
Now you'll have to start all over again. From stage one. Well, looks like you have no hope of getting out until 2030. It is well my brother. It is well. Be strong, you can do it. At worst you'll be there for a decade more, or two, or three, or four...who knows...maybe five or six. You could set a new record you know. #silverlining

TheSonOfMark:

You really must be in kuxury assylum considering the fact that you are allowed access to the internet. I bet you have dreadlocks.


Scratch that; mad men grow 'dada'.

Say 'hi' to your alter-ego.

Well if you could tell the difference between Copacabana palace hotel and a luxury asylum, then you probably wouldn't be browsing nairaland from the confines of a rehab facility.

marshalcarter:
Wat abt if the man doesn't have money ni
Abi you never see woman wey love man wey no get money

I have never seen such.

preciousone123:
My I wish I went for an older guy who can take care of me. But wait o...why cant some guys just tell yhe the truth when a woman has decided to spend the rest of her life with him.

Myself and my husband dated for 2 years of which we shared all with each other. However as we live in a western culture...we share our food bills when we go out. We got married 2 months ago and I am already regretting it.

Last month he told me that he invested in a business to surprise me when the money comes. However to cut long story short, business did not do well. I have a masters in business which I could have given him a feasibility study of the business succeeding or not. ?. As Some men like to keep money away from the wife he didnt tell me.

Now rent money is due in the house, I have to pay it.
Now we need food in the house, I have to buy it.


My father had warned me against this kind of men who are a few years older than me...but I failed to listen.

The guy is so picky with food and I am thinking should a beggar be a chooser....I dont think so..

He is looking for full time work now but expects so much from me..

Honestly speaking I had options to marry other guys but I picked the wrong guy I guess.

Honestly considering a divorcee. Might as well cut my losses now.

TheSonOfMark:

Young man, with this mentality of yours don't think you should check into rehab?

Isn't that a little selfish? Just because you love it in there doesn't mean I will too. I know you need friends, but this is the wrong way of going about it because I'm not rehab material like you.

Because they wish for their men to die before them, just so they can have his money all to themselves.

Smh

Reverse psychology. They're actually taking apart the ATM machine, and her actions are designed to make you feel like the criminal, for in that state of mind, one can hardly discern foul play.

This plantain is burnt.

One day you'll remember this thread and laugh.

No. 6

Well deserved. Congrats.

Congratulations.

Interesting.

tpiander:

Oluwafemi Olukayode

Ok. Thanks.

misspicy:
browse the internet more please and stop showing ur ignorance.... He changed his name already.


thank me later.

The highlighted would suffice...

Is he "Femi Olukayode" now?

Will a rich guy now value her after reading this?

Learn to make money from your hobbies.

There's a man under the mattress, near the right corner of the bed.