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Career / Re: NAHCO Staff Returns $10,000 Found In Aircraft by Daniel058(m): 10:32am On Aug 29
What he did is Norma, same thing I would to do if I was the one that found the money... All these news makes it look like we all thieves

Nah Wah oo



U don't need to be saint to do that, it's normal

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Tuber Of Yam In Your Area ? by Daniel058(m): 12:27pm On Aug 20
I no too like yam

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Religion / Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Daniel058(m): 1:48pm On Apr 28
chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.


16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.


17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?


18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.

We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.


19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?


20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.


21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!


22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?


23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?



24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?


25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.


26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw


27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?


28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!


29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!



30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.







And many others
bro Rev 4 Vs 11 say That

"He created all things for his pleasure "

grin
Education / Re: This Is The Most Difficult Word To Pronounce by Daniel058(m): 1:51am On Apr 08
Goodlady:
Get out of here
reason why good lady is Angry grin

Crime / Re: Video Of Bobrisky Arriving In Court This Morning (Pics/Video) by Daniel058(m): 1:08pm On Apr 05
Nigeria
Politics / Re: Ningi Replaced As Chairman Committee On National Identity by Daniel058(m): 5:01am On Mar 15
I was not there, check the record grin


"I was not there but you were there " πŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 11:38am On Mar 12
spencekat:
Short girls should go for guys who are a bit taller than them.
correct!
Investment / My Top 3 Indicators As US30 SMC Trader by Daniel058(m): 5:19am On Mar 12
These are my favourite indicators, you can see them all on tradingview.

1.Smart Money Concept by Luxalgo For my POI(point of interest )


2. Psch/whole number level For Psychological Levels. Which is also Poi for me.

3. Luxalgo -Trendlines With Breaks -For Trends


Also use AsianRange Indicator for ASIAN RANGE LIQUIDITY GRAB

Investment / Re: My Review Of Orton Farm Investment (verdict: It's A Ponzi) by Daniel058(m): 5:14am On Mar 12
Anything that pay u up to 2 % ROI daily except Crypto Arbitrage trading, is a Ponzi scheme . Say no to Ponzi scheme
Romance / Re: This Is Exactly What I Want In Marriage by Daniel058(m): 9:52pm On Mar 11
Boondocxs:
What if your short genes are stronger grin
lol that won't happen grin
Romance / This Is Exactly What I Want In Marriage by Daniel058(m): 9:09pm On Mar 11
As a 5.3ft guy this is the kind of woman I need, wouldn't like any of my future children to be shorter than myself

Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 9:02pm On Mar 11
NPFLADMIN:


Seen.
Thanks a trillion bro
cheesy
Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 8:18pm On Mar 11
NPFLADMIN:


Bros, plzzz I prefer cash.
9053920228
Opay.
Thanks.
okay
Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 4:22pm On Mar 11
NPFLADMIN:


But you don't want a shorter person?

I guess you're stuck with the tall ones then.

Anyways, I saw you asking jenny to send her aza and she said you should use it to grow taller or something, make I drop my own?

BTW, why is it a no no? Any valuable reason?
but you re not Jennyclay nah , okay lemme do Airtime πŸ˜€ , urgent 2k grin
Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 11:43am On Mar 11
NPFLADMIN:


Wetin?
at 30yrs old plus , growing taller is no longer for me

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 10:16pm On Mar 10
NPFLADMIN:


Tell your doctor to pump you with growth hormone. How About That?
dey play grin
Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by Daniel058(m): 5:10pm On Mar 10
Domaining101:
Who knows, this one might be the next to die in helicopter crash like that Wigwe and his wife and son πŸ˜‚ After all the enjoyment, traveling all over the world, flying jets and helicopter up and down, eating chicken and turkey, drinking juice, shebi e don end? I Heard it was even cardboard they use in bringing their smelling dead bodies back from Ablord πŸ˜‚ When the fools where alive, you'll never see them doing anything for poor people, there own na to dey send their children go abroad go school, MIT, Cambridge, Oxford, as if na their kind dey go all those kind schools with their empty brain, while our own for here wey sabi book pass them 1000 times dey on strike, let them go and die abeg. How i wish they did open coffin the way they did for tb Joshua, i would have loved to see how their burnt and disfigured bodies would look like, make i laugh small and see weda all the enjoyment and millions go still dey show for their dead bodyπŸ˜‚ rubbish

How i wish God can take elumelu and that his three daughters next, i go too happy like mad
so it's only when they come and help you that you Will know that they are helping the poor? Stop hating on rich people. It's their money, let them spend it the way they like

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 4:41pm On Mar 10
jesmond3945:
it is only in nigeria people marry because of height that humans cant control. Thats why you marry rubbish. Did you see okonjos pix? I believe you would have ignored her if she approached you.
I would still ignore here because she don't have what I need
kiss .

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 12:43pm On Mar 10
Jeon:


Dude, just go for limb lengthening. After this tall women will gravities towards you.

βœ‹
limb lengthening is risky. I won't try it even if I'm the richest man on earth

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 11:47am On Mar 10
tollyboy5:

I wanted to blast you until I checked your profile again. grin
I like toxic ladies but not rudeness and joblessness.
Your comment here portray you as a rude person.
I just hope you have a good job, if not you're just lol.
looks like she work on Nairaland o
Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 11:46am On Mar 10
TheWinterBird:
You're 5'3 and short for a man, so of course it's short ladies like yourself that you're going to meet. You don't expect tall women to be interested in you, do you? As you're in your early 30s, you're not going to get any taller than that at your age, so accept your height and accept the short ladies you're meeting as well - in order to find one for marriage. Manage what you can get and be happy .
I really don't like what am getting after years of minding my business grin

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 10:38am On Mar 10
Jeon:

It still look awkward.





Ooh, so most women are now good and well brought because you are looking for a gene uplift.
Stop stressing yourself and go for surgery[limb lengthening] like Jennie, said.
I never said anything bad about women, how can I speak ill of the beautiful creatures.. haaa don't accuse me of what I didn't do oo πŸ˜€

Tall woman or nothing cheesy .. Jennyclay U need to hear that again.. grin

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 9:12am On Mar 10
Jeon:

[b]But he's not @ '3 ,[/b]yet it look awkward.
Both are suffering.
He's 5.4ft tall




Jeon:
Women don't have anything to offer, yet one of the preacher is demanding for something from a gender that have nothing to offer.

πŸ˜‚
Not all woman have nothing to offer,Most women re good and well brought up , the major issue is poverty grin . Some ladies have so much suffered in the Hand of Mr P grin, that's why they loss self control when they see a guy doing well financially. I have never thought of saying hello to a lady when I was in serious battle with Mr P.
Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 8:49am On Mar 10
jetwonder:
;
grin
From now onwards mingle yourself at the gathering of tall girls
Don't relent your efforts, until you succeed
Never give up! Don't settle for short girls
on point My guy grin

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 8:47am On Mar 10
Jeon:


The Dinki tribe ndeed.
You will always have ladder tower by your side if it happens .
something like . grin


Lucky guy

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 8:39am On Mar 10
Jennyclay:
Biko, go and use the money to do height transplant for yourself undecided
lol , you dont want to enjoy ma money . I know you are a feminist only on Nairaland . grin

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 8:33am On Mar 10
Jeon:
Imagine a woman who stands @ 5'10 next to a man of 5'3, Cmon that's awkward.


op just go with the shorter ones.
😁
As 5.3ft tall man , I wanted to marry a woman from Dinka tribe but Considering the number of cow needed to pay bride prize,I think it's better to marry fellow Nigeria grin
Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 8:26am On Mar 10
candelahria:
Unfortunately, most tall ladies do not like short men . Just marry who you're compatible with and pray.
shocked
Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 8:16am On Mar 10
okoroemeka:
excatly my thoughts,maybe as a retired introvert he might even be avoiding tall women on reflec
if I didn't marry tall woman Wetin I gain? cry

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 8:09am On Mar 10
Jennyclay:
Short man undecided

Brief man undecided

Although I have a lovely height but I hate short men with passion!!

What if I wear heels, I will just be looking at the middle of his head undecided

Baby,Give Me your account number grin
Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 8:07am On Mar 10
jetwonder:
grin grin grin
If you married a short woman, one of your children may be dwarf. So avoid short woman at all cost
my fear grin

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Romance / Re: I Kept On Meeting Shorter Ladies by Daniel058(m): 7:58am On Mar 10
Jennyclay:
Short man undecided

Brief man undecided

I don’t men either
are you trying to give me greenlight Jennyclay ?
Are you sure you are even 5.1ft tall? You re talking to 5.3ft tall guy .. lol
won't even marry you for free grin

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