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Revised Angelic Verses (RAV) translated from the Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Gospel According to the ravishing fourth wife of Prophet Abraham, from Agoyin Kingdom, in Ancient Dahomey, called Prophetess (Princess) Mojisola Gbenga-Ikelebe (alias Sissy Cotonou).

Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):
And so, it came to pass that, in the good old olden days, one day, a man was standing at the pearly gates of heaven, and Saint Peter (the chief immigration officer on duty) addressed him:

“All you need to have done is one good deed, and we will allow you expedited passage into the Kingdom of God.”

The man said: “No problem”

He recounted to Saint Peter that he once stopped at a road intersection and saw a motorcycle gang (i.e. oyibo militants) harassing a young woman in downtown New York. He got out of his car, walked up to one of the oyibo militants who was over seven feet tall, and must have weighed nearly 200 kilograms, and told him that abusing and harassing a young woman was a cowardly and un-gentlemanly act, and that he would not tolerate it happening in his presence. He then reached up, yanked out the oyibo militant’s nose ring, and kicked him in the blokos (balls) to make his point.

Saint Peter frantically searched the man’s life records in his book in front of him, and said:

“I can’t find that incident anywhere in your file. , When did that happen?”

The man looked at his watch and said:

“Oh, that was about five minutes ago.”

Revised Angelic Verses (RAV) translated from the Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Gospel According to the ravishing fourth wife of Prophet Abraham, from Agoyin Kingdom, in Ancient Dahomey, called Prophetess (Princess) Mojisola Gbenga-Ikelebe (alias Sissy Cotonou).

Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):
And so, it came to pass that, in the good old olden days, in ancient Nigeria, during a state visit to the world renowned lunatic asylum in Aro, Ogun State, General Okikiolakan Aremu Igbochukwu Matthew Olusegun Sikiru Obasanjo (GCFR; OND; JP) asked the Director of Psychiatry:

"How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said Baba Senator Iyabo (alias OBJ)."A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than both the spoon and the teacup. Right?"

"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed in the presidential ward, Your Excellency, Sir?"

That is the end of my first story for today.
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APPENDIX 2:

Revised Standard Version (RSV) translated from the Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Holy Book of Psychedelic Lies according to General Overseer Ibrahim. Gbadamosi (Evil Spirit) Babangida (GCFR).

Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):
And so, it came to pass that, in the good old olden days, in ancient Oshogbo, a married man went to confessional and said to the priest:

“Father, I had an affair with a woman, em errr, ehmm, emmmm … almost. "

“What do you mean by 'almost'?” questioned Reverend Father Ogedengbe.

“Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then, I stopped.”

“Rubbing together is the same as putting it inside,” explained the Right Reverend Father Ogedengbe. “You’re not to go near that woman again. Do you hear me? Now, say five "Hail Mary"s, and put N5,000 in the box for the poor.”

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the box for the poor . He brought out a wad of mint-fresh 1,000 naira notes, counted out five of the notes, rubbed them on the box for the poor, paused for a moment, and then decided to leave the church.

Reverend Father Ogedengbe quickly ran over to the man, and exclaimed aloud:

“I saw that! , Yes, I saw you … you didn’t put any money in the box for the poor! I caught you.”

The man replied:

“Well, Father Ogedengbe, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it’s the same as putting it inside!”

That is the end of my second and final story for today.

Revised Angelic Verses (RAV) translated from the Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Gospel According to the ravishing fourth wife of Prophet Abraham, from Agoyin Kingdom, in Ancient Dahomey, called Prophetess (Princess) Mojisola Gbenga-Ikelebe (alias Sissy Cotonou).

Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):
And so, it came to pass that, in the good old olden days, in ancient Nigeria, during a state visit to the world renowned lunatic asylum in Aro, Ogun State, General Okikiolakan Aremu Igbochukwu Matthew Olusegun Sikiru Obasanjo (GCFR; OND; JP) asked the Director of Psychiatry:

"How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said Baba Senator Iyabo (alias OBJ)."A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than both the spoon and the teacup. Right?"

"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed in the presidential ward, Your Excellency, Sir?"

That is the end of my first story for today.
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APPENDIX 2:

Revised Standard Version (RSV) translated from the Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Holy Book of Psychedelic Lies according to General Overseer Ibrahim. Gbadamosi (Evil Spirit) Babangida (GCFR).

Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):
And so, it came to pass that, in the good old olden days, in ancient Oshogbo, a married man went to confessional and said to the priest:

“Father, I had an affair with a woman, em errr, ehmm, emmmm … almost. "

“What do you mean by 'almost'?” questioned Reverend Father Ogedengbe.

“Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then, I stopped.”

“Rubbing together is the same as putting it inside,” explained the Right Reverend Father Ogedengbe. “You’re not to go near that woman again. Do you hear me? Now, say five "Hail Mary"s, and put N5,000 in the box for the poor.”

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the box for the poor . He brought out a wad of mint-fresh 1,000 naira notes, counted out five of the notes, rubbed them on the box for the poor, paused for a moment, and then decided to leave the church.

Reverend Father Ogedengbe quickly ran over to the man, and exclaimed aloud:

“I saw that! , Yes, I saw you … you didn’t put any money in the box for the poor! I caught you.”

The man replied:

“Well, Father Ogedengbe, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it’s the same as putting it inside!”

That is the end of my second and final story for today.

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Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):

And so, it came to pass that, in the good old olden days, in ancient Lagos, a drunk that smelled like the Nigerian Brewery plc, ancient Iganmu, found himself next
to a priest on a molue (rickety bus). The drunk’s shirt was stained with Guinness stout, his face was full of bright red lipstick marks, and he had a half-empty
bottle of ogogoro (i.e. Sapele water; Craze-Man-In-De-Bottle; Agbagba; MOPOL Fanta; Kinkana; Akpeteshi; Push-Me-I-Push-You; Abua 1st Eleven; etc) sticking
out of his shokoto (trouser) pocket. He opened his City People tabloid and started reading. A couple of minutes later, he asked the priest:

“Hic… hic-hic … Father, what causes arthritis? …Hic!”

“Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,” the priest replied.

“Imagine that,” the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his newspaper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized:

“I am sorry; I did not mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”

“Hic… hic-hic … I don’t have arthritis, Father,” the drunk said, “but I just read in the City People that Pope John Paul had arthritis. …Hic!”

That is the end of my first story for today.

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uve made me unhappy

Hi all
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ok well since u seem to be diffrent, i want to send u flowers

abeg na,

why give one?

she want to be able to use the roses to decorate the whole house,
1. in the room

2 in the kitchen
3. in the dining
4. hanging from the entrance
5. in the bath abi now?
6. on her desk at the office make them know say her bobo romantic
7. yes if e still remain , inside the car

yes.


i no try?

temper temper my friend,
take it easy it was a joke ooooo



we dont need all that beef after all we are supposed to act like men.

Peace

ok we dont give flowers we eat em
yes we dey chop rose etc.


lol

no mind the bush man.

well thank God for his mercies

yeah speak for yourself

whos we?

Nigerian Guys do give flowers

Trust me, this years vals was crazy cos we had diffrent catalogs from diff flower shops and con see how men dey talk of bouquet arrangement and all.

so flowers are real in Nigeria.

And that NCC liscence na serious thing also.

What is the Govt doing? this is how we can help ourselves

Na LOWE LINTAS bin get those cars and they are all the same model but diff colors.

they are into brand mgt.

lol

i can imagine u going crazy bout the identity of this big boi LOWE

lol

*

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DISABLE IT? THIEVES CAN'T EVEN FIND IT!
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Why do I need CoTrac?
VEHICLE THEFT IS A REALITY TODAY.
Today, vehicle theft is on the increase by the day. The cost of living is so high and crime is becoming the order of the day. Alarms and other deterrents are not enough. Depending upon where you live and what make and model you drive, you may be at risk. There is little one can do to prevent a car from being stolen. However, with CoTrac you can take control and ensure that if your car is stolen, you'll get it back.

DISABLE IT? THIEVES CAN'T EVEN FIND IT!
The CoTrac equipment is hidden within a vehicle (not even the owner knows where it is). It takes an average of 3 hours to hide a CoTrac system which nobody knows even after installation. Remember! Its not only you in panic, , they also are.

COTRAC GUARANTEES RECOVERY!
With the purchase of a CoTrac, you receive a two-year Limited Recovery Warranty. With this Recovery Warranty, if your vehicle is stolen and not recovered within 24 hours, CoTrac will refund the purchase price of your CoTrac system . Additional warranties that extend your coverage are available. Contact us for details.

ALL THIS AND AN INSURANCE DISCOUNT, TOO!
Vehicles equipped with a CoTrac Vehicle Recovery System may qualify for a discount on insurance. For example, IGI offers all CoTrac owners a discount of as much as 50% on their comprehensive fire, theft, and vandalism premiums.

YOUR VEHICLE SAYS "HERE I AM!"
The CoTrac system reports to you on your cellphone the actual location of your vehicle even to the street name. How better can it be… You are still in control wherever your vehicle is. Just flash your car!


secure your car simple

we even have street level maps that show actual location of the cars in Nigeria and beyond up to street level,

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DISABLE IT? THIEVES CAN'T EVEN FIND IT!
The CoTrac equipment is hidden within a vehicle (not even the owner knows where it is). It takes an average of 3 hours to hide a CoTrac system which nobody knows even after installation. Remember! Its not only you in panic, , they also are.

COTRAC GUARANTEES RECOVERY!
With the purchase of a CoTrac, you receive a two-year Limited Recovery Warranty. With this Recovery Warranty, if your vehicle is stolen and not recovered within 24 hours, CoTrac will refund the purchase price of your CoTrac system . Additional warranties that extend your coverage are available. Contact us for details.

ALL THIS AND AN INSURANCE DISCOUNT, TOO!
Vehicles equipped with a CoTrac Vehicle Recovery System may qualify for a discount on insurance. For example, IGI offers all CoTrac owners a discount of as much as 50% on their comprehensive fire, theft, and vandalism premiums.

YOUR VEHICLE SAYS "HERE I AM!"
The CoTrac system reports to you on your cellphone the actual location of your vehicle even to the street name. How better can it be… You are still in control wherever your vehicle is. Just flash your car!


secure your car simple

we even have street level maps that show actual location of the cars in Nigeria and beyond up to street level,

OR IF You WANT TO LOGON ON TO THE INTERNET AND SEE EXACTLY WHERE UR CAR IS OR BETTER STILL CALL YOUR CALL AND LISTEN TO THE CONVERSATIONS IN YOUR CAR .

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Hmmm
in all i am only reminded that the ways of Man are not the ways of he thats called Eledumare.

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