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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Bridge Ugandan Senator, Protazio Begumisa, Repaired For His Constituents by esiri4jesu(m): 11:45am On May 07
Newlymarried:
A Ugandan Senator took to social media to proudly show off the bridge he repaired for his constituents.



Hon. Protazio Begumisa, the MP Ndorwa East
Some nation do have them.
Education / Re: The Plea Of University Lecturers To Teachers In Secondary Schools!!! by esiri4jesu(m): 8:58am On May 01
JAMB is the only genuine exam and true reflection of a student intellectual capability
Properties / Re: Should I Have One Kitchen For Each of My Wives? by esiri4jesu(m): 5:56pm On Apr 23
Kipaji:
I'm building my home for me and my two wives.

Each wife will have her bedroom.
Now, I am wondering whether I should build one or two kitchen.
What do you think?
Input from (current or future) polygamists and women would be appreciated.
Two kitchens to avoid avoidable issues.
Autos / Re: Very Clean Registered 2007 Toyota Rav4 With 3rd Row Seats For Sale by esiri4jesu(m): 5:34am On Apr 19
You didn't mention the upgrade

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Romance / Re: For Men, Can You Marry A Lady With This Ideology? by esiri4jesu(m): 4:43pm On Apr 11
tollyboy5:
This lady made this statement on a thread. I would love to know if that's how ladies think so I can also update Elon musk chip in my head with the latest IA grin
From feminism to entitlement. What next ?

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Autos / Re: 2010 Registered Toyota Rav4 by esiri4jesu(m): 2:37pm On Apr 06
5m
Family / Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by esiri4jesu(m): 2:29pm On Apr 06
DyshApp:
A Kenyan woman has captured the attention of many online after a video surfaced showing her selflessly supporting her husband across a muddy road.

The touching moment, which shows the strength of their bond, has spread quickly online, touching the hearts of many viewers.

The video, shared online, shows the woman taking off her shoes and lifting her husband onto her back to help him cross the muddy ground without getting dirty.

With each step, her love and care shine through as she ensures her husband stays clean and comfortable.

The incident, reportedly occurred in a rural area of Kenya.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXqWJB5D4Yo?si=IesAv-rsA-n_CJwF
Nothing special after all women do carry their husbands on their belly during missionary journey.
Autos / Re: Clean Naija Used 2007 Toyota Rav4 Limited In Lagos by esiri4jesu(m): 3:42am On Apr 05
The rav4 gearbox is how many pin and engine size?
Politics / Re: Ondo Governorship Aspirant, Paul Akintelure Is Dead by esiri4jesu(m): 9:03am On Mar 26
chigoziri2403:
They have used Abidoshaker on him



Politics in nigeria is more brutal than drug wars
If you know hold your side, no put body
Politicians should be paid minimum wage to sanitise the polity
Hahaha. Na gandu gangandusa na dem use
Car Talk / Re: Sos: I Need Help On P0986, P0798, P0778, P0748, P0746, P2716 by esiri4jesu(m): 9:51am On Mar 21
seyigiggle:
Dear good people of NL Gazzuzz, Kingreign and other eminent members)

Please i need help on the following code which came up after fluid change with type IV fluid
Toyota Camy 04 V6
P0986,
P0798,
P0778,
P0748,
P0746
P2716

The car does not engage in D, but reverse except i leave it for some time and retry.
We have changed brain box to no avail.

Thank you in anticipation of your usual kind assistance
You can use chatGPT to interpret the codes

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Car Talk / Re: Sos: I Need Help On P0986, P0798, P0778, P0748, P0746, P2716 by esiri4jesu(m): 9:49am On Mar 21
[quote author=seyigiggle post=128941373]Dear good people of NL Gazzuzz, Kingreign and other eminent members)

Please i need help on the following code which came up after fluid change with type IV fluid
Toyota Camy 04 V6
P0986,
P0798,
P0778,
P0748,
P0746
P2716

The car does not engage in D, but reverse except i leave it for some time and retry.
We have changed brain box to no avail.

Thank you in anticipation of your usual kind assistance[/quote
You can use chatGPT to interpret the codes
Autos / Re: 2008 Nigeria Used Toyota RAV4 09068050651 by esiri4jesu(m): 10:49am On Mar 15
Sure is 4plugs because l am seeing V6
Autos / Choice To Make: Honda Civic 2012 Or Toyota Corrola 2012 by esiri4jesu(m): 6:53am On Mar 08
Great family, which should l buy for my wife, Nigeria used honda civic 2012 or nigeria used toyota corrola 2012.
Please, l will appreciate reasons for your choice.
Business / Re: Has Anyone Successfully Linked Their NIN With Their Bank Account? by esiri4jesu(m): 7:44pm On Feb 29
Gentlesoul2021:



I didn't see the help and security page. Can u enlighten more...
When open gtb Internet bank, you don't need to log in just scroll down the page you will see help & security. Click on it and you will see self service. Click on it and you see the page to enter your details.
Make sure you have your vNIN ready.
Business / Re: Has Anyone Successfully Linked Their NIN With Their Bank Account? by esiri4jesu(m): 4:23pm On Feb 29
DenreleDave:
Gtb want wound me even as then know say I dey see shege and I no get money for account.

I have generated my VNIN but E no dey still work

I don give up

If them block my zero naira account, I no go bother complain as I no even get money for there

grin grin cheesy
How did you generate your vNIN?
Business / Re: Has Anyone Successfully Linked Their NIN With Their Bank Account? by esiri4jesu(m): 4:19pm On Feb 29
dominique:
You beat me to creating this topic. GTB has been bombarding me with messages to link my NIN with my bank account on their website. I've navigated the entire website carefully but there's no link where one can do that. They said one can dial *737*20*NIN# which I tried and was not successful. Anybody that has successfully linked their NIN to accounts should kindly put us through.
When you open the Internet banking page go to help & security, click on it and the page will open for you to inputs your details. I must say the page is very unresponsive

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Car Talk / Re: My Neighbour Jacked Up My Car by esiri4jesu(m): 8:32pm On Feb 16
Ombre:
grin
I refunded all his money 1 day after he paid his last installment and kept back my car.

The car belongs to the guy since he has completed payment. Handover the particulars with an apology

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Autos / Re: Reg 2010 Corolla Sport by esiri4jesu(m): 8:55pm On Feb 12
Still available?
Autos / Re: Toks 2011 Corolla Sport Cleared Last Month Last Price-6.6m Location-festac Lago by esiri4jesu(m): 8:54pm On Feb 12
Still available?
Car Talk / Re: 13pin Gear Or 10pin Gear With Brainbox ? Pls Advice Me by esiri4jesu(m): 9:12pm On Feb 03
Go for 13pin but you need a good mechanic for the buying and installation.
Autos / Re: Mpg Challenge Nigeria by esiri4jesu(m): 9:49am On Nov 14, 2023
Kufie:
2013 Toyota Camry XLE V6

50.8mpg using cruise control @ 70kph
Sure? Is it hybrid?
Family / Re: I Feel Like I'm Being Bullied In My Family by esiri4jesu(m): 5:35pm On Nov 09, 2023
HelpfulBro:
I'm a young man and still living with my parents and sisters. I earn some good amount of money and I'm doing okay for myself, I try as much as I can to help my family out with food stuff for example I've helped with 100k for food stuff from now till December and did a little things too like support my mom and help my dad but I'm very unhappy with my sisters and mom.


My sisters always verbally abuse me by insulting me when I don't do something for them and try to make feel guilty for not giving them what they ask for, when I try to set boundaries like what I don't like they tell me to shut up that I'm the junior that I'm talking rubbish

Just this Morning while I was still getting up with sleep in my eyes and praying they started banging my door that light meter has finished and I should come and pay but I was confused so I just didn't respond till I finished praying and came out. Before I did she was already shouting that they should leave me since I don't want to answer and she'll put #200 naira own if that what I want.

She injured her leg from the door while she was going out side to do it and now she's blaming me that I'm the reason why it happened to her, saying I'm still her junior and I don't have sense that why would I not answer her. I'm shocked and I told her how I'm I the problem and I just literally woke up, I just told them that I hate them and now she's insulting me more

I don't respond but I'm getting very angry at this and I'm looking for a way to leave the house and relocate, they are my older sisters and they don't even work or do anything but I don't say it to their faces but I don't see why they don't give me mutual respect at all
The earlier you put your sisters where they belong the better. These same sisters will give you hell by the time you are married. I pity your wife in advance or else you start taking no shift from them

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Health / Re: Does Penis Enlargement Really Works? by esiri4jesu(m): 4:24pm On Oct 24, 2023
NameInUse:
Out of curiosity, anyone here tried penis enlargement oil or herbs or cream and it actually worked?
Hahaha. This world nor balance oooo.
Women looking for pussy tightener and men looking for penis enlargement. Na bi go nor go bi dat na.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Payment by esiri4jesu(m): 1:10pm On Oct 09, 2023
Why not go for part time teaching in the schools and home lessons. The subjects you are into are lucrative and their teachers are not common.
Romance / Re: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by esiri4jesu(m): 8:08pm On Sep 28, 2023
Cogs:
Hi guys,

This subject is important to me and I need some kinda mature advise and some funny ones as our custom is over here.

So, I have been in this house that I live for a while, everything has been going on smoothly. But, recently some guy moved in to the flat directly beside mine, this guy is single, and looks great and a lot of things changed.

Fast forward to the present day, this guy has this girl who comes around every weekend and sometimes during the week and I have been working from home throughout this month and I my ear is full really. They have sex almost every minute and the lady moans really loud, I can't get in between them na. Some times, if there is light, I play music very loud, to help protect the other neighbours from participating in their ceremony as their young teenagers also in the compound.

But guys, the frequent moaning sound is kinda tormenting. I am not single, I have a girl, we are practicing celibacy, but Omo!

Guys, how can I manage this kind of situation please?

Sure say nor bi recorded moaning dem dey play to torment you so
Autos / Re: 2006 Sienna by esiri4jesu(m): 2:38pm On Sep 10, 2023
You mean 1996?
Car Talk / Re: 18L Of Petrol For 36KM Distance by esiri4jesu(m): 7:10pm On Sep 05, 2023
Jollos:
Good day NL,

I use a pathfinder 4.0L engine V6, today I covered a distance of 36km on a very bad road. The journey lasted for 3hrs non stop due to the bad road. With some heavy load inside the car at some point during the journey.

Pls is 18L fuel not on the high side for a journey of 36km although on a very terrible bad road.
That is very poor fuel usage. You using a liter for just 2km. Work on your fuel systems.
Politics / Re: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by esiri4jesu(m): 9:16pm On Aug 15, 2023
Antoeni:
I Must Commend The Nigeria Military For The Brain Reset On LASTMA, It's Was Long OverDue, I Urge The Military to Make it a Continuous Exercise
If they had use this same approach on boko haram, boko haram would have long been history. Hooligans in uniform. What a shame. Their CO should be court marshal

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Crime / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Doctor Loses Custody Of 16-Year-Old Son For Flogging Him by esiri4jesu(m): 3:24pm On Jul 27, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoMt5eBPyYw

UK based Nigerian doctor's 16yr old son taken from him because he flogged the boy with a belt after catching him watching an inappropriate video with his 2 friends shocked

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


She should relax, the boy will come home. I guess he is now the responsibility of the government. 16years know his roots.
Crime / Re: Troops Rescue 13 kidnap Victims In Isuochi, Abia State (photos) by esiri4jesu(m): 6:20am On Jul 25, 2023
politicoNG:


https://twitter.com/HQNigerianArmy/status/1683576913506324482?t=kNnszd_r7tHqh9kkW7Bz8A&s=19
Good work. This is the way to go. Pursue the criminals into their hideout. Don't let the criminals breathe.

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Romance / Re: Pastor Who's Married For 14 Years With 3 Kids That Are Not His by esiri4jesu(m): 7:20pm On Jul 12, 2023
tonye33:
I have been married for 14 YEARS and 'we' have 3kids(all boys) but none of them belongs to me.

5years before I met my wife, I was involved in a car accident together with two of my friends. We were traveling from Lagos to Abuja and our car skidded off the road.
I was the only survivor of that accident, my friends died. I spent about 11months at the hospital and that left me with a condition that says I can't have children.

I gave my life to Jesus Christ and became a committed Christian after the incident.

In summary I became a pastor in a local church in my community 5years later and met my wife in the process.

I did not tell her about my condition because I was hopeful that God will heal me.

6 years into our marriage, my wife got pregnant and had 'our' first child.

To be sure, I secretly went for a DNA and it was clear I wasn't the father. I repeated the test for all 3 children and they are all not mine.

I have been living with this situation for the past 8 years and I am beginning to get irritated by both the children and my wife.
My wife pretends to be a good wife. She goes around preaching to women in the church about the need to remain faithful to their partners but she has had 3 children by another man or men I don't know.

I want to confront her, but I am confused as to how to go about the situation.
I am just angry and irritated by everyone in my house lately. I feel like a total stranger in my own home.

What should I do!?

--Please advise him.
This might just be the second coming of Jesus and the two thieves.

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