Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Bros go buy chain make you tak dey chain her for bed.

Updating9JA:
A Nigerian lady caused a stir online on Monday, April 5, after she shared a photo of the ”Akara” her friend made.

Twitter user @Vee_Uniq shared the photo on her handle and wrote;

”My friend made Akara today”

See some reactions below ;

Jojo wrote ;



Chy wrote ;



Adebayo wrote ;



Victoria wrote ;



Source: https://twitter.com/vee_uniq/status/1379000328515940358/photo/1

Using plastic spoon on hot oil, is very wrong.

fergie001:


Garba Shehu

Yeye presi if it is in the east they terrorist but in the north they are bandits.

Urfavouritegirl:
Why all these?
This is someone's sweat.
Why can't he just let go of the past?

Sweat ke? No stolen money. I mean our money. If continues like this, sanity will be restored in no time. Because the next governor to be will do same to the incumbent and the chain continues. Naturally, they will now stop stealing.
I don't pity politicians. They brought us to where we are today as a nation.

NwekeUG:
12-Year-Old Boy Drowns While Swimming With Friends In Ilorin (Graphic)



https://www.facebook.com/286070608684604/posts/782610659030594/?app=fbl

It is more like a pond.
Rest in peace young man.

ebukajay184:
Apostle Johnson Suleman has said that the fact he said he bought his third jet during the height of the Covid-19 pandemic doesn't mean he owns 3 jets, IgbereTV reports.

He said this while responding to a follower.

Apostle Suleman had shared a photo of Archbishop Benson Idahosa to celebrate him on the anniversary of his death.

Commenting, a follower wrote:



And Suleman replied:


https://twitter.com/APOSTLESULEMAN/status/1370305585258844165?s=20

Poor damage control.

MejiLoyon:
Be asking name of fish there.
Even you know say na catfish be that
They are usually burrowed in the soil. Dig up that place you go see plenty.

See as I dey salivate
Reminds me of that lady at shasha road near Mobil. If that woman do catfish peppersoup for you....
Come use cold orijin wash am....
Chop am finish naked yourself under fan make breeze dey touch your blokos.
Even if your village people come to press you as usual for night if they see you in that state them go wake you ask you bros " you dey enjoy O"

This is not cat fish Bro. You can see scales were removed.

Please, what is the total cost of fencing 1200sqm plot (6 coaches) at ibeju-lekki including gate? I will appreciate the cost breakdown. Dimensions: it is 75.1m, 72.8m, 10.78m and 18.75m
Thanks

thatgirl504:
These are the golddiggers that made one Nairaland tout to call Nigerian women useless.

Imagine the wicked lady still have the guts to spend her boyfriend's sweat on another good for nothing guy.

I still blame the foolish guy for giving that huge sum to a lady he is not married to all in the name of love when he has immediate family who can help him achieve that plan.

Even the family might do same. We pray for right people in our life

Sure the child was not switch after birth in the delivery room. They should go for DNA.

Michelle55:
What is this world turning into?

DNA test should be made compulsory in every hospital to save one from stress biko.. I would allow it if we talk about it but going to conduct such test without my knowledge is a big No for me.
Come to think of it, some hospital do switch babies at birth right? What if there's a possibility of carrying someone's else baby home

The DNA test will be negative for both the father and mother.

jedisco:
They way they are packed doesn't sit well.
Good they've been released but hope this has not made terrorists see that the best way of getting the government on their knees is by kidnapping school kids

What do you think? The message is loud and clear.

SeunWedsLinda:
Good morning nairalanders. I'm sharing this here because I feel restless with this urgent need to end my relationship. I'll make the story as short as possible.

I started dating my girlfriend this time 2 years ago. The experience hasn't been bad because she's all I could wish for in a woman. Very pretty both facially and in physique. Respectful. Been there for me during my down times. Encourages me when things don't go my way. At some point, I thought she was gonna leave because of my financial state but no. She still stuck by me. Even helping me financially to bring me up to my feet.

However, Despite every attempts at steadying my financial imbalance, there was never any progress. We went for a crusade mid last year and the prophet called her out, was praying for her and she was falling under anointing. She was oblivious of what was happening then the man of God delivered a big prophesy that shocked me. He said she is possessed by a spirit which is out to ruin every man she's had something to do with in the past. That a lot of men have been destroyed. My heart raced faster and I couldn't figure out what to do at that point. When she finally got herself, she cleaned up and went home. Came to my house the following morning and asked me what happened. I told her everything the prophet said and she begged me not to leave her. Of course I didn't leave her. We still continued with the relationship. Don't blame me here guys. My belief was that no man or woman has the power to influence what happens to you. That success or financial breakthrough is the end product of hardwork and perseverance. That was why I took that prophesy with a pinch of salt.

Our lives continued. I kept encountering frustrations in my live goals and ambitions. Depts hanging round my neck with no hope in sight. Rents expiring with no plan for renewal. To the point that I had to borrow to feed. These were much that I decided to go see another prophet yesterday. This prophet is different from the first one that hosted a crusade we went for. I decided to go alone this time around and it's located in a different state. In the course of the ministration. The prophet called me out. He told me I should limit things I say to THAT GIRL (my girlfriend). He mentioned to me that my girlfriend is good and it's not her fault. That she is possessed by a spirit that is out to ruin. Responsible for restricting any favor that looks like it's coming my way. Every thing he told me was in tandem with my real life experiences. He prayed for me afterwards and I still went further to meet him. I needed some clarity on whether or not to continue with my relationship. He didn't urge that I breakup. But he advised I should just leave her and focus on my hustle.

My girlfriend has been calling me since yesterday but I've not been picking. I'm confused guys. I know I will eventually pick and talk to her but how do I breakup? Where do I start from? I don't want to tell her what the prophet said about her. My mind is mess rn. Please advice me guys

If true which l strongly doubt, is her case beyond redemption?

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-fights-alligator-save-puppy-23049754

Watch Video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FrQfONE5zk

Na puppy alligator na make am try am. If it were to be a father alligator na the man it for go for.

thatsleepboy1:


https://www.today.ng/news/politics/primate-ayodele-reveals-political-future-governor-umahi-apc-326866

All these political prophets. Why are they not seeing the next level? Useless bunch.

NwekeUG:
Lovedup Photos: "I Would Rather Be Beheaded Than Apologise" - Bashir El-Rufai Tells Critics

Bashir El-Rufai, son to Kaduna state governor, says he would rather be beheaded than apologies for posting his loved-up photos of himself and his fiancee, Halima Nwakaego Kazaure.

On Wednesday, November 18, Bashir came under attack for sharing loved-up photos of he and Halima who he will be tying the knot with this Saturday, November 21, IgbereTV reports.

Muslims on Twitter claim the photos were inappropriate. Replying his critics, Bashir wrote:


https://twitter.com/BashirElRufai/status/1329065458142769152?s=19

One of his followers, @fokoffyou tweeted that she hopes he doesn't apologize for what he did.

@fokoffyou wrote:


https://twitter.com/fokoffyou/status/1329076796705234945?s=19

Replying @fokoffyou's tweet, Bashir wrote:


https://twitter.com/BashirElRufai/status/1329078212652015618?s=19

Good it is coming from their own.

Upti123:

https://www.arise.tv/breaking-okonjo-iweala-emerges-wto-dg/amp/?

No wonder under GEJ Nigeria became the fastest developing economy and number one in Africa.

More pictures of the interior please.

humilitypays:
Fake news.


The video is doctored, this is an old video from a local beauty pageant organized in one remote community outskirt Lagos, if I can remember correctly, it was Badagry, and the winners were given foodstuffs and live animals as prize.


I remember some Nigerians mocking the organizers of the beauty pageant when the video first surfaced online earlier this year.



Stop spreading fake news and heating up our nation.


Lagos has been peaceful after the peaceful shooting of unarmed protesters at Lekki Toll Gate. I and my crew personally walked round Lagos to verify most of the fake videos of alleged looting and burning of properties and they were all lies, some were mostly old video clips from some war torn African countries and some from Northeast where Boko Haram have destroyed several communities.


I repeat, stop spreading fake news and causing more chaos!

I guess you are joking because l can see the branding.

dre11:


THE NATION

Why should all formal SARS operatives report to the force headquarters for debriefing, psychological check and medical examinations? I think it just change of name nothing new.

allnewsnigeria:


https://m.guardian.ng/news/buhari-seeks-stronger-collaboration-to-end-corruption/

And still existing with great great ground children.
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Good morning great people, please l have a problem with my camry 2003( automatic). When driving and you step on your break and wants to accelerate the car will just raise down as if its on neutral.
My mechanic has checked the airflow and no issue.
The car runs well. Fantastic on the road.
So what could be responsible for the raising down?

SecretSpy666:
Greetings Nairalanders,
I want to seek for you peoples opinions regarding my family challenges.

I'm from a broken home. My parents divorced when I was a child of two years. I'm the only child from their union. My father and mother abandoned me and remarried to other spouse each. I passed through hell growing up with relatives who insulted me with all kinds of names and I was treated like a slave to their own children.

Because of public outcry about my dehumanizing treatment, my father came to village and took me to the city. It was from fry pan to fire experience as my father's new wife was maltreating me. At a point, my father asked me to leave his house that since my arrival, he don't have peace with his wife.

I packed to the house of a relative and work in a block industry to help myself. Most times, I slept in a CAC church close to the relative house as the two-room apartment is not enough for his family. My mother never care if I was alive. She never call me nor reply to letter I sent through someone to her. I continued working in the block industry and started a part time programme. I completed the part time programme and did my NYSC and master degree. I got a job with University of Ado Ekiti with the help of a course mate, managing myself now and surprisingly my mother and father started calling me often.

Both of them have 6 children each with their respective second spouse. Mother want his son to come and live with me, I refused and my father too have been requesting for financial assistance which I also refused. I don't want to have anything to do with both of them. My father's daughter recently called me to help her with school fees, I bluntly told her to ask her mother what she did to me and caught the call. Since then, she never call.

I'm alone and have just two friends. I don't have family. All of them calling now are just looking for what to get from me, not that they care about me. My mother never call me once to ask about my welfare even when I sent my phone number to her through her relative. I wrote WAEC, completed degree course before she started calling me and it is only to request for one thing or other. I'm planning to get married without telling them and build a separate family.

They don't deserve any favours from you. Keep them at a distance and continue with your life. My prayer for you is that your joy shall be full in the new family you are starting with your spouse

MileTomicx:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/soldiers-dragged-benue-warlord-gana-out-of-govt-convoy-before-he-was-killed-community-leader/%3famp=1

The same script that led to boko haram in north east.
Hope this does not degenerate into another form of boko haram in Benue state.

Zzor:
so lovely,may this coming Shiloh not reach me single

Amen

Pearl05:
The man should give the wife the key and move to the back seat let her drive since she was shouting that the fucking car is hers.

The more reason should have comfortably seat at the owner's corner.

Even with the war against boko haram in that state, see what their leaders are doing. Unlike my Niger delta leaders. Indeed necessity is the mother of invention. Their leaders have reinvented themselves for the course of their people.

Nexus25:


http://saharareporters.com/2020/07/08/exclusive-saraki-other-pdp-leaders-pressure-inec-chairman-rig-edo-governorship-election

Fake news.
On the contrary, it is APC that is planning to rig the election using INEC chairman. If not he will lose nomination for his second tenure as INEC chairman. Lawan the executor.

May the will of God prevail.

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