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Car Talk / Re: Can You Buy This Car For N1.9 Million by esiri4jesu(m): 8:55pm On Sep 12, 2021
OfficialDJ:
you're mad
Sure you are ok? The guy just said the fact.

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Family / Re: Man Shares Photo Of Drug He Found In Younger Sister's Bag by esiri4jesu(m): 10:45am On Sep 04, 2021
Romanoff:
Looks like a daily contraceptive to me.

The problem with women who use this is that they are at risk for STDs including HIV.

Is it worth all the stress?
Well said and childless later in life.
Crime / Re: 72-Year-Old, 42-Year-Old Men Rape 17-Year-Old Nurse Apprentice In Ekiti Hospital by esiri4jesu(m): 8:28pm On Sep 03, 2021

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Autos / Re: Neatly Used Honda Civic Available @1.3M by esiri4jesu(m): 12:32pm On Sep 03, 2021
Mikocake:
Neatly used Honda civic going for 1.3M

The Ride is clean and working perfectly fine.

Contact: 08031522598

Location: Federal Housing Lugbe, Abuja.
Year and more pixtures
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Taliban Will Enjoy Killing Us': Gay Man Trapped In Afghanistan (Pix) by esiri4jesu(m): 8:59pm On Aug 27, 2021
Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD AVAILABLE (Bought brand new) @2M by esiri4jesu(m): 8:29pm On Aug 22, 2021
Mikocake:


As you can see, it's a government plate number.

So you're trying to say government cannot afford to buy a brand new Honda 2010?

Please let's be guided

If you say 2010, was it upgraded? Because it is 2012 looking at.
Religion / Re: Fr. Kelvin Ugwu: Wearing Trousers For Ladies Is Not A Sin by esiri4jesu(m): 3:06pm On Aug 22, 2021
Righteousness2:
The Bible says, a Man shall not put on a woman's Garment neither should a woman put on a man's garment. All that do such are Abomination to GOD.

You don't need an angel, Prophet or seer to tell you what is men clothing or women clothing except you wanna Deceive yourself.

No Matter what we argue and say this or say that. We can only Deceive Ourselves, we cannot Deceive GOD. The Foolishness of GOD is wiser than the wisest of Men.
Everyone will stand before GOD.

Eternity is a very Serious Matter! It is a Personal Race so do not let anyone irrespective of title or Position make you miss your place in Eternity.

Nobody will answer or speak for you before GOD.

So Get the Word of GOD ( The Holy Bible) and stick to what it says not what Man thinks.

Heaven is Real
Hell is real
Don't play with your Eternity

I don't think it was God that said this is a man's garment and this a woman's garment. It was man that said this garment is for man and this is for woman based on their tradition. Scottish men wears skirt. Men from mine tribe(urhobo) ties wrapper. Fashion designers has distinguished male trouser from female trouser just by the side the flap is facing. My interpretation is that what a man as wore as a female you should not wear it. In other words, any garment l have used a female should not pick it up and wear it.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Fighters Set Woman On Fire For Bad Cooking, Use Girls As Sex Slaves by esiri4jesu(m): 8:04pm On Aug 21, 2021
HolinessForever:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9912461/amp/Taliban-fighters-set-woman-fire-bad-cooking.html
Talibans are animals. When they kill all their citizens who will they now govern. Beast of a human.

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Properties / Don't Miss This Property Investment Opportunity by esiri4jesu(m): 8:04pm On Aug 17, 2021
Do you want to invest into a property that we generate good residual income and appreciate in value?
There is a house beautifully designed and built in kubwa going for 100m.
It contains 6 numbers 2bedrooms and 2 numbers 1bedroom.
*5 minutes drive to kubwa train station
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*interlocking tiles floor
*a 100KVA standby generator

All presently occupied with yearly rent that goes for;
2 bedrooms=1m yearly and
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You can retain or change the tenants.
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#properties #duplex #abuja #kubwa #investment #houseplan

Food / Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by esiri4jesu(m): 8:24pm On Aug 13, 2021
Preciousgirl:
This is a heavy breakfast
Not your usual tea and beverage stuff
Your wife puts this on the table before going to work

How will u react? kiss
She is happy with the job weldone last night. So you have to replenish. A very understanding and caring wife l will say.
Career / Re: My Experience At A Retail Store Today by esiri4jesu(m): 6:36pm On Aug 12, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
Op, ur mumu strong pass earthquake.

A girl will get wet and her pussy will start to vibrate the moment u tell her NO with confidence.
She will know u are a real G
When she tell you to buy, she is not broke. She get money.
She is just testing to see if you can be easily manipulated SIMP.
To her mind, if she who is not ur girlfriend can manipulate you to buy her things, that means every other girl can manipulate you too
She begins to see you as a WEAK man
Trust me, that girl will never give you pussy, u don fall hand scatter.

No woman wants a man, that other women can control and manipulate easily

Guy, OP na female oooo

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Romance / Re: Delta Man To Wed Two Women Same Day (Photo) by esiri4jesu(m): 7:23pm On Aug 11, 2021
MrCover:
Update From . COM

A Nigerian man is reportedly set to marry two women on the same day in Delta State, Reports.

According to the wedding invite seen online As Sighted By On Facebook, Akpove will be getting married to Kome and Maro in Lagos-Igbide in Isoko South Local Government Area of the state on Sunday, August 15.

See Photo As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG
Wedding night na 3some bi dat ni
Family / Re: Mother Or First Son, Who Is Entitled To The Late Father's Property by esiri4jesu(m): 8:51pm On Aug 09, 2021
Slimslimqq:
Good evening elders.

A friend of mine needs urgent advice before taking a bold step.

He relocated to south Africa 6 years ago, and since he traveled he has been sending home some amount of money to help his father complete his house.

So last year, unfortunately his father died and has since been buried.

He just arrived from south Africa since then. Now he wants to renovate his fathers house to 3 bedroom flat because he's planning to marry next year, He's not returning to south Africa.

But, his mom declined and said she won't allow him take over the house from her, though he promised to rent an apartment for her but declined.

Now this has caused a lot of problem between the mother and son, because the son claims he built d house to that stage but the mother is claiming she is his mother and the wife to the late owner(father).

He's planning on taking drastic steps which I have advised him against, but he seems not to understand everything I'm saying.

I told him about nairaland, that there are experienced people who will give him d best advise and he's given me a go ahead.

I will be sending these page link to him, so he can hear from d public and then know what to decide.

He needs your sincere advise.

Thanks

Please help us help a brother

He should get apartment for himself and leave the mother and siblings to stay in the house. The house is still his after the mother joins her ancestors. However, if the mother remarried to another man, she should vacate the house.
Food / Re: This Breakfast I Gave My Husband by esiri4jesu(m): 8:48pm On Aug 08, 2021
Preciousgirl:
Naija guys
Marry a Ghanaian woman o
Or an Ivorian
We are natural cooks

kiss

I am out cheesy

This looks like a face with two eyes and a mouth with the nose missing.

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Politics / Re: Sylva: Jonathan Packaged, Handed Over A Broken Economy To Buhari In 2015 by esiri4jesu(m): 7:20am On Aug 06, 2021
joyairemiya:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos


https://independent.ng/jonathan-handed-over-an-already-broken-economy-to-buhari-in-2015-sylva/

Stupid talk. I can see the repackaging you guys have done for six years now.
Religion / Re: Sacked Pastors: Winners Chapel Is In Order - Reno Omokri by esiri4jesu(m): 10:04am On Jul 19, 2021
nyiamfrank:
Reno Omokri wrote on his Facebook page


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=310019004236878&id=111647580740689
We have to know the index or rather the KPI that was given to the pastor because the letter says church growth index.
Car Talk / Re: Man Loses Two Cars To Reckless Yahoo Boys Driving In Benin City (Video) by esiri4jesu(m): 9:23pm On Jul 17, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Indeed
Like after the accident he checked their I'd cards and it said they were yahoo boys. Or they told him after the accidents that sorry sir we are yahoo boys.
Stop the generalisation.

Anyway sorry for him. If person bash my car na to bite him blokos ooo

As if you need id card to know a mad man on the street.
We know dem by their fruit bros.
Romance / Re: How And When Did You Realize That Your Girlfriend Loved You For Real? by esiri4jesu(m): 9:18pm On Jul 17, 2021
jaelz:
I have always been a player and hardly ever really believed in love as I felt it was just a parable, but being with this my current girlfriend really opened my eyes to so many things with one being the day she truly proved her love for me.

That was the day we went out on a date and we got stopped by police men at a certain junction in Jabi, Abuja, the men started harassing me unnecessarily and when I couldn't take it any more me maself start dey change am for them o, it was at this junction one threatened to shoot me and corked his gun, omo if you see the way my girlfriend ran out of the car that day and stood in the front of me to shield me from the bullet by taking the bullet for me using herself as a shield, asin she was ready to die for me.

That was the day I realized that this girl was for real and nah her I go carry go see my mama.

So guys how did you find out that your woman truly loved you and was for real?

Mother instinct. She will make a good wife.
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Sheik Abduljabbar For Blasphemy by esiri4jesu(m): 9:15pm On Jul 17, 2021
Arespect10:

Every muslims are terrorists according to your ignorance. What u failed to understand is, We love prophet Muhammad (S.A.W) more than our parents, ourselves and everything....
BOKO HARAM, IPOB PIGS/ESN & UGM are example of terrorists we have in Nigeria..

Not all Muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are Muslims

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Religion / Re: Masquerade Dances With Pastors And Church Members In Church (Photos, Video) by esiri4jesu(m): 9:58pm On Jul 11, 2021
Newsmic:
A video shared online captured the moment a masquerade danced in a Catholic Church, IgbereTV reports.

The priests and church members who were present also danced with the masquerade.

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbRm5RTti_k

https://igberetvnews.com/1395341/masquerade-dances-pastors-church-members-church-photos-video/

The masquerade is born again besides this is our own version of santa claus

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Travel / Re: Deniz Saypinar Stopped From Boarding A Plane For Wearing This (Photo) by esiri4jesu(m): 12:29pm On Jul 10, 2021
[quote author=ogbiwa post=103552233]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/travel/travel-news/model-claims-stopped-boarding-flight-24499396[/quotep]
Will she try this in our country of birth. Shm
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Likely Questions To Expect For A Corper Attending A Web Design Interview ? by esiri4jesu(m): 1:32pm On Jun 12, 2021
OYELERE97:
I have been called for an interview in one of the company in Lagos! I studied computer science and I’m planning to make the company my PPA.
I need likely questions and answers to interview based on web design or programming generally!


Name of company
Romance / Re: Should I Still Continue With This Relationship? I'm really fed up. by esiri4jesu(m): 6:53pm On May 29, 2021
omolola100:

i agree with your point ma, its possible he has a secret wife elsewhere, men are dangerous.
It is the girl that is a secret girlfriend. The man is a married man. Those months you don't see him, he is with his wife and children.
Romance / Re: She Is Choking Me With Love, Advice Needed by esiri4jesu(m): 9:23pm On May 27, 2021
OMOJOHN001:
Our relationship is just three months old, she she has used my pics as her DP both on WhatsApp and FB for the past two months now, Its irritating and I don't even feel any vibe from that shit.

She can't go a week without posting my pics on her status and now too many people already knows that I am dating the babe.

How do I even stop her without making her feel silly. She is loving me too much, Like the love is choking me for real.

why posting all the time with captions like..Forever is the deal. for better for worse, Ayomi I will not leave you even at the point of death.

I am scared I may even break her heart sooner,
please advice me how do I stop her from putting much hope on me. To her she has found her husby but Me I am not even ready for that marriage shit in the next three years.

The girl dey her lane, only you waka go say bi my babe. Her obedience don become problem.
Pets / Re: The Giant Bird I Caught Within My Compound. Please What Is The Name? by esiri4jesu(m): 8:45pm On Apr 29, 2021
Donbabafx1:
Please help with the name and little information about this giant bird I caught in my house. I'm scared even my dogs are barking for the bird

Owl
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Past Disgusts Me by esiri4jesu(m): 11:25am On Apr 29, 2021
Foodqueen:
Don't mind the girl jare.

She doesn't know you are a Nigerian and Nigerians don't like the truth.


You nailed it
Politics / Re: How ISWAP Disguised As Friendly Forces To Steal Tactical Vehicles From Army Base by esiri4jesu(m): 6:00pm On Apr 27, 2021
dre11:


https://www.thecable.ng/how-iswap-disguised-as-friendly-forces-to-steal-tactical-vehicles-from-army-base-in-borno

There was a sell out. Some of our military officers are selling out. How else do you explain this.
Romance / Re: I Told My Fiancé That He Can't Stay In My Duplex, He Changed by esiri4jesu(m): 8:43pm On Apr 26, 2021
Grace456:
Help Me Before I Make The Greatest Mistake Pls

I'm a single mother in my early thirties, my daughter is just 2year old and the father is not ready to marry me or take any responsibility on her but still hiding me and his secret wife and won't let me go but I have decided to leave becos he's no adding any value to my life n my daughter's either.

Fast forward
I met a guy online who claims he lives in the US and I discovered I like him since I've met him and now he said we should settle down and marry. I own a duplex in a choice area in Lagos, completed though still small loan I'm paying on it. I agreed to settle down with him but since I told him he can't stay in my house that he needs to get a house, he started acting funny.

The second one, I asked him to show me proof of ID or his work ID, for me to be sure he's who claimed he is, he changed it for me. I tried to let him know that I'm just trying to be careful, don't want to fall prey again but he won't listen to me. He stopped calling and when I call him, he will return my call after like 5hours.

Pls advise me, is it polite for a man to marry and come stay in a woman's house because he said he will soon travel back? This is someone I like to support to get another apartment somewhere else but I haven't told him that. He has really changed in days.

No insult pls...pls ignore rather than insult me pls.
You know what to do but because you are in love.Think with your brain and not with your heart.

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Romance / Re: I Noticed That My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me And This Later Happened by esiri4jesu(m): 9:10pm On Apr 24, 2021
Geonigga:
I have sometime in February this year made a post of a lady I met and who refused taking my calls one certain night and which I did a post seeking for advise here.

Let me now go straight to the recent happening in the relationship with this lady whom I met in the church and who also live in the same estate with me in fact her house is not that far from mine though she is living with her aunt.

It happened that on Wednesday being the 21st of April, 2021, when I arrived home from work, it is my usual practice to call her and when I called her that very day, she took her call and told me that she is very hungry and her reason was that she didn't like what they cooked in her house. I have to invite her over to my house and she ate very well and even took a bottle of soft drink before leaving for her house that night which I also gave her a naira note in case she wants to buy anything the following day.

The following day being the 22nd of April, as usual when I came back from work around 6:30pm, I put two calls across to her which were made in different intervals, but lol and behold this lady I thought she was my girl friend didn't pick up the calls, I remained calmed and went to bed that night.

However, during the course of the night, around 11:30pm that night my phone rang and I took the phone to know who was calling, it was this my so called girl friend that was calling, I had to ignore the call.

The following day very early in the morning she called again but I was preparing for work and I didn't want anything that will ignite sad mood on me, I have to ignored her calls even when I was at the office.

Later in the evening when I was about leaving the office she called again and I picked up the call with a mild attention, she then asked why I refused taking her calls since, I replied her by saying that she started it, this lady has to immediately end the call and up until now she has refused to take my calls or call back.

Please I really want to know who is at fault here because she is now making it look as if I am at fault but as it is I have made up my mind to call it a quit if she can not step down her pride and apologize. I will appreciate you guys opinions on this.
OP from what l can deduce from this write up of yours you have behaved like a spoiled girl and your girl is the one that has behaved as the man.
Health / Re: The Three Giant Scorpions I Killed After One Stung Me (Photos) by esiri4jesu(m): 4:07pm On Apr 24, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
Around 9pm last night, I saw eight scorpions walking on the road.

I was shocked because I've never seen such number of scorpions in my life.

One of them stung me while I tried to take their photograph.

I was able to kill three and the other ran away.

Sincerely speaking, pain from scorpion bite is very terrible.

I wanted to post it last night but I couldn't due to the pain.

I just want to advise and remind everyone out there to be very careful at night. Please use torch when you're going out.
Na scorpion dey do vigilante for your area?
Religion / Re: Pls Help! A Church Is About To Render My Brother Useless by esiri4jesu(m): 6:20pm On Apr 12, 2021
Luckidunbe:
I went to the church yesterday at ojo with some of my soldier friends, I took my brother and and his car, I called a truck to loose some of the AC and Fans, Electrical appliances having my brother's sticker, right now I tied him rope and I put him in my room until he return back to his senses, we calculated roughly Goods of 14 million naira that my brother donated to this church, to my surprise I took his phone and checked his history I almost cried, he just transferred 550k to the pastor yesterday being Sunday, his customers from North and middle belt has been texting him to know why he is not picking their calls, My brother was supposed to supply good worth 4million naira to one alhaji in Kano but he didn't care, I had to call the boss to act as if he is my brother and he should supply those goods but it should go with my brothers sticker ... the man has made transfer this morning... then I realized that my brother is loosing millions due to church activities he has put himself into.... At his age I never dreamed of having a car but God made it possible for him and he is misusing....

God bless you. You have done what a brother should do. Your brother is under demonic manipulation. The Pastor has cast a spell on him. He needs deliverance.
Food / Re: Porcupine And Monkey That Were Killed Today (PHOTOS) by esiri4jesu(m): 6:02pm On Apr 12, 2021
flyinnizam:
You can see how the bullet scattered the porcupine.
Is the snail not part of the kill?

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