Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,787 members, 7,956,009 topics. Date: Sunday, 22 September 2024 at 09:13 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Ghostwritter's Profile / Ghostwritter's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 40 pages)
Politics / Re: Petrol Price Hike Will Worsen Inflation - Punch Editorial by ghostwritter(m): 8:58am On Sep 07 |
.
|
Politics / Re: How Peter Obi Planned To Remove Subsidy. (picture) by ghostwritter(m): 8:53am On Sep 07 |
.
|
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 35th Birthday Today by ghostwritter(m): 9:13am On Mar 13 |
slaawomirr:So why exactly are u telling us this super story? 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Madam Saje: BBC Canât Destroy TB Joshuaâs Legacy With Dirty Lies by ghostwritter(m): 9:13am On Jan 10 |
In all honesty, I knew something wasn't right about this man's miracles even though my mum never wanted me to speak ill of him in her presence. One thing I have come to realise about prophets. It is either God calls calls you or you Call upon the devil. 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: DNA Test For My Grandson Is Non-Negotiable â Joseph Aloba by ghostwritter(m): 9:16pm On Oct 18, 2023 |
God1000:He loves his son but doesn't trust both the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. The man knows what his late son and the public don't know. In this life always use 6 days and 23 hours in a week to fear women...the remain 1 hour use it to fear who no fear women. E get why. I rest my case. 46 Likes 7 Shares |
Family / Re: Wife Gifts Her Husband Her Entire Savings (pics/video) by ghostwritter(m): 10:45pm On Oct 07, 2023 |
My wife no go see dis one now o...na only man wey dey give woman money she go dey see. 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by ghostwritter(m): 11:07am On Aug 07, 2023 |
sucess001:So u think it's easy to quickly adapt, Mr. Adaptor. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by ghostwritter(m): 6:25pm On Jun 14, 2023 |
EriMma1: Going by ur last statement, I guess you were raised by a single mother. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: I Regret Falling Out With Tonto Dikeh. I Miss Our Friendship - Bobrisky (video) by ghostwritter(m): 6:23am On Apr 15, 2023 |
FalseProphet1: Going by your name I believe you. |
Politics / Re: Kwara 2023: How PDPâs Abdulahi Yaman Leads The Pack By Hassan Oladimeji by ghostwritter(m): 6:27pm On Feb 18, 2023 |
braveboi4life:Pls speak only for yourself. I'm a full blown Emirate number 1, so I know what's up. |
Health / Re: Have You Ever Been Body-shamed? by ghostwritter(m): 2:11pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
Yes, I was told I look too handsome for my financial statement. I cried. 3 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: BBTitans: Sandra And Olivia Fight (Video) by ghostwritter(m): 1:36pm On Jan 23, 2023 |
If ladies fight and they did not expose breaaast then it's not a good fight. 2 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: 50,000 Chickens Die In South African Farm Due To Prolonged Powercut (Pictures) by ghostwritter(m): 8:01pm On Jan 21, 2023 |
đ€đ„łđ€ đ€Ż I have nothing to say, just wanna test run the emoji |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is âpresident-in-waitingâ- Gov. Bello by ghostwritter(m): 4:05pm On Jan 14, 2023 |
Since I have no meaningful contribution to this useless topic knowing Peter Obi is the next president either they like it or not I have decided to lease this land to anyone that needs it. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by ghostwritter(m): 3:27pm On Jan 13, 2023 |
Alesa3341: If the OP is reading this, I want you to know that you don't have the commonest of sense and wisdom. |
Religion / Re: Video Moment Of Pastor Adeboye Discarding Prophecies On Election by ghostwritter(m): 8:41am On Jan 08, 2023 |
Gbemini:Ori Ăš ti daru, oponu, oloriburuku, Omo ale jati-jati ni e (You are insane, stupid, unfortunate, bastard scatter-scatter). It's people like you that make Yorubas look bad to the world. I strongly believe in one Nigeria and I think it's time the East are given an Opportunity to rule. They deserve it. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Video Moment Of Pastor Adeboye Discarding Prophecies On Election by ghostwritter(m): 8:33am On Jan 08, 2023 |
Even God Himself wants everybody to use their head. If we miss this chance in 2023 I swear God go commot hand for Nigeria matter. Vote Your conscience. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Popular Herbalist Dies In Hotel After Romp With Pastorâs Wife In Ekiti by ghostwritter(m): 10:11pm On Jan 03, 2023 |
If you're traveling to lagos from ananmbra, once you pass onitsha head bridge, come down from the bus, cross road, sit by the edge of the road and use 3hours to fear women !! Continue your journey afterwards. I fear who no fear woman. What if that pastor had gone to collect that charm from that same babalawo? Just what if. 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area Today? by ghostwritter(m): 12:54pm On Jan 02, 2023 |
VeryWickedSimp:On behalf of all the men in North-Central Nigeria, I denounce your manhoodship. Go and join Bobrisky. |
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo's Ex, Fancy Acholonu Begs Him To Take Her Back by ghostwritter(m): 11:48pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
If you're traveling to lagos from ananmbra, once you pass onitsha head bridge, come down from the bus, cross road, sit by the edge of the road and use 3hours to fear women !! Continue your journey afterwards. Every man should work and pray hard. Nothing can be compared to your mother's love. 65 Likes 6 Shares |
Politics / Re: President Returns To Abuja After Commissioning Legacy Projects In Kogi by ghostwritter(m): 6:38pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Do you know that if Buhari decides not to return to Abuja again, nobody will notice or give a fuuuucccckkk |
Business / Re: My Piggy Bank Experience by ghostwritter(m): 5:35pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
The only thing I saved this year is my life. I swear I don't know how you guys are able to save this kind of amount in this era with wife and children to care for. Is there something I don't know? God help me as I walk into 2023. 30 Likes |
Business / Re: My Piggy Bank Experience by ghostwritter(m): 5:33pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
troubleshooter:You don't get it, what he actually meant to say is that ARE YOU A YAHOO BOY? |
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Stalking Me And My Wife On Social Media by ghostwritter(m): 10:53am On Dec 27, 2022 |
If you're traveling to lagos from ananmbra, once you pass onitsha head bridge, come down from the bus, cross road, sit by the edge of the road and use 3hours to fear women !! Continue your journey afterwardsïżœïżœ 4 Likes |
Literature / Re: Flip by ghostwritter(m): 7:39pm On Dec 21, 2022 |
45 weeks ago Just into the evening, bayo and his wife Mariam were having dinner on he dinning when Bayoâs phone rang inside the bedroom, Mariam went into the room to get it for him. âWho is calling?â Bayo asked his wife hoping for it not be another emergency call from work. âItâs your friend Philipâ she relpied handing the phone to her man. âWhatâs up my guy?â he asked as he picked âHow far naw?â he added âGuy I dey o!â Philip replied âAnd how is our wife?â âPoint of correction, itâs âmy wife; and not âour wifeâ. Go get your own wifeâ Bayo teased âGuy relax, remember I followed you to go beg for her hand in marriageâ Philip reminded and the friends laughed till it caught Mariamâs intrest, she greeted Philip and prompted him to marry soon enough before his fiancĂ©e changes her mind. âOur wife Iâve heard you, I promise to put a ring on it as soon as possibleâ Mariam hands backthe pnone to her husband after the pleasantries. âSo how far?â Bayo asked walking into the bedroom while his wife was clearing the dining table. Philip had earlier sent him a message that morning that they needed to discuss. Heâd sounded serious. âAre we fine to talk?â Philip asked. âYes, Iâm aloneâ âDo you remember that babe I told you about the other day?â âYour babes are many, which of them?â The one who booked me a flight ticket to Abuja about two months ago, curvy, classy, has got a fiance, do you remember? âYes, I think I now do, the one you had unprotected sex with?â âYesâ âSo what about her?â Philip sighed âShe called me yesterday night to tell me sheâs pregnantâ âPregnant!...For who?â âShe said itâs mineâ Bayo grew alarmed âBut I thought you both had an agreement of no string attachedâ âYes we did, I was surprise when she told me about it last night, I thought she was joking until she sent me a picture, check your whatsapp, I just sent it to youâ Bayo received the message, he saw the image of a feminine hand holding a test strip that has got two colored line on it. âAnd how are you sure you are the one responsible for it? It could be her fiancĂ©â âI told her same thing but she swore to me that her fiancĂ© never touched her, she said they had both promised to abstain from sex till marriageâ Bayo laughed hard âSome women are crazyâ, he paused to think then shrugged âSo what does she want you to do even if she is telling the truth?â âShe wants me to send her money otherwise she will tell Mary about it and even come to my house in person if I dare her, the worse part of it is that she sent me a video of our love making and also nude pictures of me while I was asleepâ Bayo frowned not believing his ears âGuy, are you for real?â âI swear to God, she had me on tape, she wants to blackmail me.â Philipâs voice now trembling. Just then Bayo received a whatsapp message from Philip, it was a picture of Philip stake naked on the bed asleep with a feminine hand grabbing his manhood. Bayo lets out a deep sigh âGuy you don Bleep upâ âBayo I know I bleeped up and thatâs why I called you. I canât think straight, I donât know what to doâ There was a long dead silence through the line, and then Bayo thought of something âHow much does she want?â Bayo asked trying hard to keep his cool. âFive millionâ âFive what!â Bayo exclaimed loud enough to catch his wifeâs attention. *** 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: EFCC Connect: Significance Of Birth Of Jesus Christ In The Fight Against Crimes by ghostwritter(m): 9:38am On Dec 21, 2022 |
Why drag Jesus (birthday boy) into Nigeria's crime? |
Politics / Re: Obi Chased Non-Indigenes Out Of Anambra â SDP Spokesman by ghostwritter(m): 6:57pm On Dec 17, 2022 |
Even if Peter Obi was the cause of 1967 Nigeria civil war, walahi I will still vote for him. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Properties / Re: What Is That Diabolical Sign To Look Out For While Renting An Apartment? by ghostwritter(m): 3:25pm On Dec 09, 2022 |
So what happens when you experience alot of Bad luck in your own house, will you run away from it. 90% of Africa problem is bad leadership and not juju. That doesn't mean I don't believe in haunted houses, Infact I know of one. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Unveils The Redesign Naira, Presides Over FEC Meeting by ghostwritter(m): 2:12pm On Nov 23, 2022 |
My opinion 1 Like
|
Politics / Re: Old Notes And Newly Redesigned N200, N500, N1,000: Spot Any Difference? by ghostwritter(m): 2:08pm On Nov 23, 2022 |
My opinion
|
Literature / Re: Flip by ghostwritter(m): 10:24am On Nov 10, 2022 |
52 weeks ago It was a sunny but busy afternoon for Bayo, he had just finished with his last patient before his shift ended. He was getting set to leave the office when his phone rang; he smiled on seeing who it was. âMy guy!â Bayo hailed his childhood friend âWhatâs up?â âI dey o!â Philipâs voice replied from the other end of the line. âHow far, you dey busy?â âIâm done with my shift, wetin dey happen?â Bayo asked with an anxious tone. âI get gist for you o!â Bayo thought as much, Philip had never run dry on real live gist, he knows something about every celebrity within and outside the country. But the gist he had that afternoon was even sweeter. âI met one fineeee babe last week online!â Philip started. âBayo, you need to see how beautiful this girl isâ âI donât need to see anything, Iâm married alreadyâ Bayo said as he laughed. He could predict how Philipâs narration will end. A regular tale filled with detailes of steaming sex and heart break for the âfineeee babeâ. âBayo you are missing out, being married doesnât mean you should imprison yourself to that your wife. Try dey flex with other babes. This life is too short to be trapped with one woman for the rest of your lifeâ Philip for the umpteenth time brought up his philosophy. âBut guy I thought you swore to get settled with Mary the last time we spoke, what changed?â âNothing has changed, I swore to marry Mary but I never swore not to Bleep other ladies, can you see the difference?â Bayo shock his head as he laughed âPhilip, na only God go deliver youâ âGuy as I was saying about this new babeâ Philip resumed impatiently âWe hooked up online and before I know what was happening, she called for us to meet the next day. Bayo do you know the craziest partâ âI donât know please tell meâ Bayo replied with fake curiousity. âThis babe booked me a flight to come meet her in Abujaâ he said emphatically âYou donât mean itâ âI swear, no lady ever bought me a flight ticket, it had always been the other way around. I showed up in Abuja few days later and we met in a hotel. Bayo you need to see how curvy and beautiful this babe is, all smooth and classyâ âWowâ Bayo exclaimed with the image of a sexy model in his mind. For a moment he envied Philip wishing he had same lax and daring spirit enough to fulfill his sexual fantasies. âTell me moreâ âThis lady couldnât even wait to get her hands on me as we enter the room, we helped each other pull off and began to kiss like crazy. She pleaded that I give her a head. I did with all pleasure and in return she sucked my dick right before we went into rounds of sex. Bayo you need to see how this lady kept pleading for me not to leave, you could see in her eyes she had never had it that good. She swore she would had made me stay back in Abuja if not for her fiancĂ© who would be in townâ Bayo frowned âYou lost me there, is she engaged?â âYes, I got to know as well right after we are done. She said she didnât want me to feel awkward and besides that her man hardly spends time with her. I quickly told her I had a fiancĂ©e as well, so no string attached and she agreedâ âGuy did you use protection?â âNope, she insisted we go rawâ âAnd you agreed? Are you serious?â he sounds alarmed âRelax, she showed me report of her recent health status, she is cleanâ Bayo heaved in relief âBut guy you still need to be very carefulâ âNothing will happen, I trust my instinct but anyways thanks. I need to go back to workâ Philip said. âOk no problemâ âMy regards to your wifeâ he hung up. Bayo smiled as he ends the call, he doubts if Philip would ever settle down for marriage. âWhat a guy!â 2 Likes 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Flip by ghostwritter(m): 10:59pm On Nov 09, 2022 |
By the the edge of the pool Philip stood watching the love of his live swimming, Mary smiled back to the dark tall man while trying the back flip. Suddenly, the pool turned into blood. Mary cried as Philip tried to rescue her out of the pool but something inside the water dragged Mary in. Philip watched in horror as Mary struggled before she drowned into the pool of blood. âNoooo!â he screamed. *** He opened his eyes and heaved in relief on realizing it had been a nightmare, he was happy to see his wife Mary still laying beside him. As he tried to go back to sleep, his eyes caught the frame of a human standing in a corner of the dim lighted bedroom. âWho are you?â his voice trembled to the realization of a possible armed-robbery. The figure who was clothed in an all black vest on a jean stepped closer to him enough for Philip to see the face. For a moment he couldnât believe his eyes, it was a lady, a woman from his past. âYemisi?â he called out, not sure if it was really her. âYes Philip, itâs me Yemisi and I have come to pay you backâ Yemisi said while fumbling with a short gun aimed at the man. Philip looked horrible on his bed, not sure if it was another episode of nightmare, he couldnât belief his eyes. How did she get into the room? What the hell is she trying to do? âYemisi please donât do anything stupid, donât try to do what you will regret for the rest of your lifeâ he mumbled. Yemisiâs eyes beamed with mischievous glee while telling Philip that sheâd already done something stupid to the woman laying beside of him. Philipâs heart sank as quickly switches on the bedside light to see what Yemisi was talking about. His breath ceased as he saw Mary laying lifeless on her part of the bed soaked in blood, her throat already slit. Despirately Wishing for it to be one bloody nightmare, Philip tried to scream but couldnât as Yemisi threatened to shot him if he does. âWhaâŠwhat the hell have you done Yemisi?â Philip struggled to ask after finding his voce. âYou destroyed my life, you Philip made me the monster that I amâ her face tinted in mischievous satisfaction as she began emphatically. âIâd sworn to make you pay for what you did to me, to take every bit of happiness within and around you for what you caused meâ âYemisi youâve got it all wrongâ Philip cried, his body shivering in pain as reality dawned on him in connection to Yemisiâs words. âIt wasnât meâ âYou are a bloody liar Philipâ she stiffened the gun to aim at his head. âWait Yemisi please donât shot, you need to listen to my side of the storyâ Philip pleaded. âItâs too late Philip, there is no going back for meâ Security officers had reached the door and are knocking hard in attempt break the door open. âYemisi please, just listenâ Bang! Yemisi had pushed the trigger, her body trembling and her mind relieved as Philip laid dead with a bullet in his skull. Slowly she pointed the gun to her headâŠand pulled the trigger. Bang! 2 Likes 1 Share |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 40 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 69 |