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Romance / Re: All The People That Have Eaten Or Tasted Alligator, You Need To See This! by guru03(m): 10:09am On Aug 21
Get the pepper soup and Palm wine....... It will make your day.
Politics / Re: Scam Or Real FGN Website That Collects Money Before Issuing Loan by guru03(m): 7:27am On Aug 16
Moderator kindly take it to front page.
Politics / Scam Or Real FGN Website That Collects Money Before Issuing Loan by guru03(m): 7:25am On Aug 16
https://fmardacceptance.org.ng/ The website mentioned collects #2,500 before issuing loan, kindly assist to verify if true or fake.

Politics / Re: How Many Ethnic Groups Can You Name Outside The ‘Big 3’? by guru03(m): 5:59pm On Jul 14
Tellmeastory:


Very well done.

I believe No. 16 is spelled Mwaghavul..

They are in Plateau state and seem to be remote ancestors of the Chinese, just like the Berom.

Correct. My best man is from there.
Politics / Re: How Many Ethnic Groups Can You Name Outside The ‘Big 3’? by guru03(m): 1:47pm On Jul 14
1. Mumuye 2. Jarawa 3. Tarok 4. Siyawa 5. Tal 6. Asholio 7. Kagoro 8. Fanswam 9. Esan 10. Gbagi 11. Adara 12. Ham 13. Kagoma 14. Berom 15. Kurama 16. Magaval 17. Eggon 18. Mada 19. Nimzom 20. Anaguta 21. Angas 22. Idoma 23. Tiv 24. Chawai 25. bajju 26. Atyap 27. Ikulu 28. Kamaton 29. Ankwai 30. Ijaw 31. Itsakiri 32. Uroboh 33. Jebu 34. Muyango 35. Kurugu 36. Igala 37 Nupe ....... Hmmmmm still thinking. Let me just post this one.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Should Promote Televised Debates During Elections - Cardinal Arinze by guru03(m): 12:59pm On Jul 07
CrushObituaries:
Who did you want Tinubu to debate with? 3rd class graduate of philosophy that lies more than the demons, a product of tribe of warmongers and bullies, see what those miserable embittered bitter grievingory Obi people did to shettima after attending a debate, what is the essence of attending a debate if you are talking to embittered people that their senses has been donated to kanu Nnamdi, when winning is sure, less than 17 hours after Soludo spoke about grievingory Obi's investment, unknown gunmen attacked his hometown and his son was insulted, bullied and threatened, what is the essence of the debate.

D**p A*s subject defending his D**p A*s president

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Politics / Re: Wike's Outfit This Morning (photos) by guru03(m): 4:24pm On Jul 01
Am sure it was Sim Fubara that organised the tailor 🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Apapa Faction Makes U-turn, Backs Abure As LP Chair by guru03(m): 2:48am On Jun 23
Election is over, the money that the drug dealer gave is over, they're back to bring more confusion again.
Romance / Re: Is Snoring Enough To End A Relationship? by guru03(m): 8:50am On Jun 21
If snoring is your problem, then you are not mature to marry.
Politics / Re: Minister Of Information: Tinubu Will Implement More Harsh Policies by guru03(m): 8:31am On Jun 07
Good one, no pity oooo Nigerians must hear weaaaa. if Jonathan had done all these reforms we would have gone out of it.
Business / Re: Let's Get Serious As A Nation, Anything More Than N100k Is Unrealistic... by guru03(m): 4:27am On Jun 04
TOKUNBOGOODIES:


Not supporting the over pampering of the legislators

On the matter at hand, is the demand realistic?

Itss Realistic, here are some scenarios
1. Cut foreign travels and save like 40 billion
2. Cut frivelous expenses on pilgrimage save 90 billion
3. Cut expenses by executive and legislature 1 trillion
4. The money for local government stolen by Governors is worst, save another huge money.
Business / Re: Let's Get Serious As A Nation, Anything More Than N100k Is Unrealistic... by guru03(m): 7:40pm On Jun 03
But a sitting senator can go home with 36 mill monthly

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: The Man, The Myth And The Mediocrity by guru03(m): 6:47am On Jun 03
Tinubu the Myth - Confirmed
Tinubu the Master - Confirmed Lies
Tinubu the Maker - Confirmed Propaganda
Tinubu and Bubu deceived those they will deceived and many fall as prey.

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Business / Re: Fintech Content Writer Needed by guru03(m): 6:45am On Jun 02
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Phones / Re: Suggest Good Powerbank And Prices Abeg by guru03(m): 1:12pm On May 18
keymatt:
Lion Plaza opposite ITF office in Bukuru.
No wahala, thanks.

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Phones / Re: Suggest Good Powerbank And Prices Abeg by guru03(m): 7:16am On May 18
keymatt:
There's a man in Plateau state that makes great power bank. He's an inventor. He makes very qualitative power banks more durable and long lasting than imported ones. Infact, if you see his power banks, you'll think they're imported. Nice and well packaged. He even makes Laptop power bank which you can even use on a small TV cool
He has 50,000Mah power bank and it cost around N39, 000. This power bank can charge big phones more than 7 times over.
The name of his company is Zang Tech.

His location in Jos please

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Jailed For Six Months With No Option Of Fine by guru03(m): 12:16pm On Apr 12
They will rape this he-she prisoner oooo
Politics / Re: The Unbeaten History Of Orji Uzor Kalu In Abia State Governance by guru03(m): 8:19am On Mar 27
Rubbish, now that Abians are seeing governance you bring this thief her to praise him

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Politics / Re: "Nigeria Has Failed, Must Be Reformed" - Professor-Ango-Abdullahi by guru03(m): 6:05pm On Feb 25
This same old fool was the chief used against Jonathan,

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Foreign Affairs / Re: France Expels 'radical' Tunisian Imam Mahjoub Mahjoubi Over Flag Comments by guru03(m): 8:26am On Feb 25
OPICANTO2223:
Na them again ooo. So synonymous with terrorism.
France had woken up, remaining uk.
Foreign Affairs / France Expels 'radical' Tunisian Imam Mahjoub Mahjoubi Over Flag Comments by guru03(m): 10:23pm On Feb 24
France has expelled a "radical" imam who made "unacceptable remarks" about the country's flag, Interior Minister Gérald Darmanin has said.

Mahjoub Mahjoubi appeared to call the French flag "satanic" in a video that went viral online earlier this week.

Mr Darmanin said France's immigration reforms had enabled the swift deportation of the imam.

But the imam denies any wrongdoing and said he had not meant to be disrespectful.

Mahjoub Mahjoubi, who hails from Tunisia but came to France 38 years ago, was an imam at the Ettaouba mosque in the small town of Bagnols-sur-Cèze, in the south of France.

He was arrested earlier this week after a video circulated online showing him describing a "tricolour flag" as "satanic" and saying it has "no value with Allah".

Although he did not refer to a specific flag, many of the comments under the video assumed he meant the French flag.

The imam said later he was sorry if he had caused any offence, arguing that his remarks about the flag were a "slip of the tongue".

On Thursday, Mr Darmanin wrote on X that he had asked for an expulsion order to be issued for Mahjoub Mahjoubi, and praised tough new immigration laws that makes it easier for France to deport foreign residents.

"Without the immigration law, this would not have been possible. Firmness is the rule", the interior minister wrote.

French media published some of the expulsion order, which said the imam had promoted a "retrograde, intolerant, and violent image of Islam, likely to encourage behaviour contrary to the values of the Republic".

It said his teachings encouraged discrimination against women, "tensions with the Jewish community" and "jihadist radicalisation". According to the order, he had also referred to Jewish people as "the enemy".

He was expelled "less than 12 hours after his arrest", Mr Darmanin said in another post, adding that the new laws "makes France stronger".

"We won't let anything go," he warned.

France's immigration reforms have reduced protections for foreign residents and made it easier for them to be deported if they get a criminal conviction or are deemed to be a "grave threat to public order".

French media reported that Mahjoub Mahjoubi had boarded a flight back to Tunisia on Thursday evening.

His lawyer said they would appeal his deportation.

CC: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68378736

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Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Cape Verde: AFCON 2023 (1 - 2) On 14th January 2024 by guru03(m): 9:12pm On Jan 14
Cape varde maintain the tempo oooo

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Agriculture / Re: Turkey Farming In Nigeria: How To Start, Benefits And Steps To Take by guru03(m): 12:00pm On Jan 07
How many months can full grown one be eatable?
Family / Re: How Do I Deal With A Manipulative Stepmother by guru03(m): 3:24pm On Jan 02
Its high time you take the bull by the horn to advice her to respect herself so that you don't become aggressive to her and say you disrespect her.
Politics / Re: Buhari Mocks Ortom Over Failed Senate Bid by guru03(m): 12:27pm On Apr 20, 2023
Jnkay:
That is to tell you how Nigeria is mess up. A whole president condemning a seating governor who refused to use his vector power to rig election. I still give it to Ortom because I didn't know he could be this selfless. He allowed the will of the masses and he never rigging the election like Wike, El-rufia, Sanwo-Olu, etc nor petitioned any one at the court as he loss. If Ortom was likes of APC governors, he will never allow the opponent to win it but he allowed the APC candidate to win. He didn't hijacked ballot boxes nor used hooligans to disrupt the election unlike Buhari governors and senators.

APC is very shameless.


Well Said
Religion / Re: Is Artificial Insemination A Sin When Done By A Single Lady?? by guru03(m): 8:52pm On Sep 21, 2022
Allahmuzayaf:

Baba no oo, God raped Mary oo,lol
We suppose sentence am to life imprisonment

I just hope you won't be offended if Mohammad is use.
Romance / Re: I'm About To Break Up With My Girlfriend Because Of This by guru03(m): 4:36pm On May 10, 2022
Islandlady:
Seriously you did not do anything wrong Op, but if she insist on doing the Masters let her do it, since she told you it's her long time ambition and she don't need your money! I bet she has another source and support for money!!!

Continue and expand your own business! Just don't stand as an obstacle for her undecided she is truly a lady of ambition to admire

But if you two don't share common goal or can't get alone with each other dreams then let her go!


Well said! follow this advice.

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Family / Re: My Two Year Old Boy Is Stammering by guru03(m): 7:21pm On May 04, 2022
Chiefbutcher007:

What kind of mumu assumption is this?
Stop the vile words abeg.

thank you for cautioning the Id** I hope himself will have evil follow him for the rest of his life.

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Family / My Two Year Old Boy Is Stammering by guru03(m): 6:02pm On May 04, 2022
Hello Professional Health workers in the house, Mt two year old son who is learning to talk is stammering, please I need help on that. Moderator please post it to front page.
Webmasters / Re: Meet Anonymous! Notorious Cyber Group That Breached Russia Defence Database (Pix by guru03(m): 5:34pm On Feb 27, 2022
Joezinho:
I pray Liverpool trash the Putin boys called Chelshit today.

Stoopid club can't say much Cox of their owner's tie with the fvcktard bully called Putin.


like it or not we have some trophy these season in our woderope.
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Participate In AU Meetings In Addis Ababa by guru03(m): 6:48am On Feb 03, 2022
This guy doesn't want to sign the electoral bill, that's why he his traveling.
Family / Re: Help! My Wife Easily Quarrels And Keeps Malice With Me. by guru03(m): 9:55am On Jan 31, 2022
You need to be Man enough to tell her certain things.
crying on this platform will not solve the problems.
Tell her boldly if she is not ready to solve issues maturely, she should be out of your Life right away. by the time you start having children and behaving in such a manner, what will you both be teaching your children.

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