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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by guruvick(m): 3:27pm On May 29, 2022
Hello house good evening,

I have my passport(2020) already but my place of birth is wrong, I used Yola, but it should be Jimeta, my birth certificate carries Jimeta, Yola.

How do I go about it, should I apply for change of data or just use the passport like that?

If I am to apply for change of data, I am to pay 30k Naira, will the new passport begin with another fresh 5 years or it will continue from the previous? I mean validity!

How is the best way to go about it please?
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by guruvick(m): 6:11pm On Apr 11, 2021
Good evening gurus in the house

What’s your comparison between Venza and Highlander(2nd Gen) but 3.5L engine

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Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by guruvick(m): 7:21pm On Jun 16, 2020
Tundexi:


Is it true FBN interest per annum is 6% on money market?

I don’t think it’s up to 6% anymore

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by guruvick(m): 1:55pm On Feb 25, 2020
Good day

Please from number 2.

The passport size, is what size exactly? Is it the regular passport photography we use everyday or it's different?

Please urgent reply my interview is tomorrow.

Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by guruvick(m): 7:48am On Feb 21, 2020
nurey:


Corolla 03 to 07 is better than 01 to 02. 03 to 07 have identical everything except minor additions which doesn't change the appearance or fuel economy of that model year as long as they are made from same continent. Also if it's the same Engine specs in both.

A good Corolla 03 naija used start at 1M ones in good condition both interior and exterior.

Good morning Sir..
Thank you for your swift response.

I will have my eyes on 03 and earlier!
I want to get the direct foreign use, how much should I be looking at? And this will be my first car purchase, what else should I be looking at for?

Can I have your person contact please
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by guruvick(m): 12:49am On Feb 21, 2020
Gurus in the house, I wish to appreciate all of you for the immense contribution made to this thread so far.

Please I need to get a 'knock about' car that I plan on using for bolt(car hailing)

I am looking at Toyota Corolla from (2001-2006)

Which is better in terms of
Performance
Cost of maintenance
Reliability
Longevity
Driving Experience
And amount I can purchase it with.

Thank you
Travel / Re: This Is How To Wear Seat Belt When Pregnant by guruvick(m): 1:49pm On Nov 22, 2019
Nice
Car Talk / Re: Car Maintenance: 5 Useful Tips Every Car Owner Should Know About by guruvick(m): 7:06am On Nov 21, 2019
Good

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Politics / Re: CBN, FIRS, NNPC Get Seven Days To Submit Accounts by guruvick(m): 6:50am On Nov 21, 2019
All na initial gragra,

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Got Verified By Twitter by guruvick(m): 9:11am On Nov 12, 2019
Jack is really doing things oh
Romance / Re: Why Do You Think Companies Ask For Your Social Media Handles? by guruvick(m): 9:08am On Nov 12, 2019
Cause they want to know the real you
Phones / Re: Who Has Been Able To Unlock The MTN 4G Mifi by guruvick(m): 5:27pm On Mar 17, 2019
Hello, please who can help me unlock Glo 4G Mi-Fi - Huawei E5573Cs-933 Router
Phones / Re: Who Has Been Able To Unlock The MTN 4G Mifi by guruvick(m): 4:26pm On Feb 25, 2019
Hello.. I want to get a Mifi that supports MTN, Glo, 9mobile and Airtel 4g network...

Please recommend

Thank you..
Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by guruvick(m): 9:09pm On Nov 03, 2018
Yem0350:

Most of mmf accept 5k
You can try any of the following : axa mansard, arm, fbnquest, stanbic
Interest is on a daily basis and are being added on every working day.
You can choose dividend payout or reinvestment at every quarter.
NB: Interest rate varies
I hope this little explanation helps. Others can also add to it. Just ensure you do a little research on your own


Sure it did.. thank you for your response
Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by guruvick(m): 5:06am On Nov 02, 2018
Good Day Everyone..

I have been looking for interest possible mean of saving money monthly as a student.. and I got to know MMF

How do I go about getting it..
Which bank is the best...
How is the interest dashed..

I intend to be depositing 5k on a monthly basis..

Please I need advice on how to start, what it takes
Culture / Re: You Cannot Sell National Theatre, Reps Committee Tells FG by guruvick(m): 8:52pm On Feb 13, 2018
Sell sell Naija

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Education / Re: Pls I Need Help On How To Get Trade Test 1,2,3 Certificate In Lagos by guruvick(m): 8:17am On Jan 27, 2018
holu1:
I get my Trade certificate thank God.

Please how did you get it?

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Celebrates Her 36th Birthday With Lovely Photos by guruvick(m): 10:27am On Jan 04, 2018
OK.. We have seen it, now face us undecided

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Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 4 by guruvick(m): 7:59pm On Jan 02, 2018
German
Autos / Re: Purchase Cheap,accident free cars 4rm Cotonou.. by guruvick(m): 9:22pm On Oct 23, 2017
saintjoel:


I've one available in Lagos for N3.3m

Please that's beyond my Budget.. 3,3M

Help me with the budget of this ones

1. Hyundai Elantra 2007

2. Hyundai Accent 2006

3. Kia Rio 2006
Autos / Re: Dear Sir/ma Buy Your Europe/American Clean and cheap Car From Cotonou by guruvick(m): 9:17pm On Oct 23, 2017
hassrash:


budget 3.2m for a corolla sport 2009

budget 3m/3.3m for toyota matrix sport 2009

Please that's beyond my Budget.. 3,3M

Help me with the budget of this ones

1. Hyundai Elantra 2007

2. Hyundai Accent 2006

3. Kia Rio 2006
Autos / Re: Dear Sir/ma Buy Your Europe/American Clean and cheap Car From Cotonou by guruvick(m): 6:35pm On Oct 21, 2017
Good Day

Please, what is the budget for the following
1. Toyota Corolla 2009 Sport Edition
2. Toyota Matrix 2009 Sport Edition

Clean one
Autos / Re: Purchase Cheap,accident free cars 4rm Cotonou.. by guruvick(m): 6:35pm On Oct 21, 2017
Good Day

Please, what is the budget for the following
1. Toyota Corolla 2009 Sport Edition
2. Toyota Matrix 2009 Sport Edition

Clean one
Autos / Re: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by guruvick(m): 6:07pm On Oct 21, 2017
Good Day

Please, what is the budget for the following
1. Toyota Corolla 2009 Sport Edition
2. Toyota Matrix 2009 Sport Edition

Clean one
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh On Folake Majekodunmi's Birthday: "I Betrayed You Because Of A Man" by guruvick(m): 10:57am On Oct 19, 2017
Wetin Cencern Me Self
Politics / Re: Governor Okezie Ikpeazu Celebrates His 53rd Birthday At SDA Hospital & Orphanage by guruvick(m): 5:36pm On Oct 18, 2017
My Governor
Politics / GEJ Message Lia Mohammed On IPOB Sponsorship by guruvick(m): 6:32am On Sep 19, 2017
Lai Mohammed, Leave Former President Jonathan Out of Your Tales by Moonlight on IPOB

The insinuations in the press conference given by Minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, on Sunday the 17th of September 2017, accusing the opposition of sponsoring the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, and the fact that he mentioned that Nnamdi Kanu preached Nigerian unity during the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan is another clear indication that the present administration has not left propaganda mode for proper agenda mode two and a half year into their tenure.

If the government in which Lai Mohammed serves, knows which opposition members are sponsoring IPOB, then they should identify them, arrest them and then prosecute them.

Ever since Lai Mohammed made his ill advised statement, a principal member of the All Progressive Congress government and the Senate President, Senator Bukola Saraki, has come out to say that the actions in the Southeast are troubling and some of it are unconstitutional. Is he also sponsoring IPOB too?

It is our suspicion that Lai Mohammed is talking from history seeing as he criticized the Jonathan government for banning Boko Haram in a statement he released on June 10, 2013, even though the Jonathan government had gone through due process before proscribing that murderous sect.

Perhaps Lai Mohammed thinks everybody is like him and those he represents.

I also commend the governors of the Southeast for cooperating with the military and in the process saving lives and property. It is a noble act that should not be ignored.

However, we want to advise the Buhari administration, which has announced plans to extend the military show of force to the Southsouth and the Southwest through Operation Crocodile Smile, to thread with caution.

Nigeria is no longer under military rule. In a democracy, you separate the military from the police. The military is not meant to fight criminality within a nation because they are trained to fight a nation's external enemies.

It is the police that are trained to fight crime Internally.

When the military starts doing the job of the police and starts fighting or doing what they call a 'show of force', the effect will not be to reduce crime. The effect will be to intimidate people.

Let me say again to Lai Mohammed, the time for propaganda is gone. The time for blaming Dr. Goodluck Jonathan for all the unfulfilled promises of the APC government is over. Nigerians are no longer buying it.

Rome may not have been built in a day, but from day one you could see evidence of builders building up Rome. But what have we seen in the last two and a half years of the Muhammadu Buhari administration? We see a government that from day one has been blaming instead of building.

Finally, I seize this opportunity to remind Lai Mohammed that under the Jonathan administration the ministry of information had annual ministerial briefing where the media and civil society groups interrogated cabinet ministers on the activities of their departments. 100 days briefing was given to Nigerians on the government's vision and one year briefings was given to the nation on government activities. An elaborate mid term briefing was also given by that government to the country on the achievements of the administration.

Lai Mohammed should think about these as information minister and should know that he is minister for information not minister for propaganda.

Reno Omokri, for (Dr. Goodluck Jonathan)
Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years: Chibok, 2015 and Other Conspiracies

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Politics / GEJ Replies APC Statement "Nobody Could Have Looted Like Jonathan" by guruvick(m): 11:42am On Sep 12, 2017
By Indicting Jonathan and the PDP, Bolaji Abdullahi, George Akume and the APC Indict Themselves.

My attention has been drawn to a statement by the APC and released in some newspapers with the headline 'Nobody could have looted like Jonathan, APC replies PDP'

It is indeed disheartening that the All Progressive Congress has again decided to stand truth on its head by claiming that nobody looted Nigeria like former President Goodluck Jonathan.

The statement by the national publicity secretary of the APC, Bolaji Abdullahi, a man who once benefitted from former President Jonathan's generosity and rode on his back to become a minister, shows that the party is at its wits end and is running out of lies to feed Nigerians.

First of all, no court has indicted or convicted former President Jonathan of corruption neither can they do so because the former President was not corrupt and did not loot.

We remind the APC that former President Jonathan once truthfully declared that he has no accounts or property abroad. There is a Freedom of Information Act signed into law by Dr. Jonathan and I urge Bolaji Abdullahi and those who pull his puppet strings to take advantage of it in verifying that assertion.

In any case, if the Jonathan administration was corrupt, what does that say about Bolaji Abdullahi who was a member of that government for three out of its five years? By indicting Dr. Jonathan, Malam Abdullahi also indicts himself, after all, he did not resign from that government until former President Jonathan sacked him.

Bolaji Abdullahi, like Senator George Akume, is only being clever by half in indicting the PDP as the cause of Nigeria's problems.

Such is the APC's hypocrisy that Senator Akume said 'PDP caused the pain we are in'. Senator Akume, like Bolaji Abdullahi forgets that the PDP ruled for 16 years and Akume was a PDP Governor for 8 of those years and a PDP Senator for 4 of those years.

Is it that one suddenly becomes a saint by joining the APC after being in the PDP for 12 years?

It is funny that no evidence of looting has ever been established against Dr. Jonathan, yet the APC believes he looted, yet though evidence abounds that ex military head of state, General Sani Abacha looted, they believe and have publicly said 'Abacha did not loot'.

Over $5 billion has been traced to Abacha and over $1 billion has been recovered from him including $320 million recovered under the Buhari administration alone. The question for Malam Abdullahi is this-how much has been recovered from Dr. Goodluck Jonathan?

No wonder Nigeria has not improved in the Corruption Perception Index of Transparency International since 2014 when we made our best improvement till date under Dr. Jonathan. Apparently, after sacking people like Bolaji Abdullahi, Transparency International saw fit to improve Nigeria's Corruption Perception Rating by 8 points. The position we occupied in 2014 because of Jonathan (136) is the same position we occupy today. No progress has been made from where he left off.

It is also sad for the APC to claim that its hands were tied by the courts forcing the government to authorize the release of 48 houses seized from Timipre Sylva, a major APC donor and chieftain.

Such stories should only be told to children on the TV program 'Tales by Moonlight'.

We ask Nigerians to note that even when the same courts ordered the release on bail of Col. Sambo Dasuki and Sheikh Ibrahim el-Zak Zaky, these individuals were not released in defiance of court orders.

It is obvious that the APC chooses which court order to obey based on how much the person involved has donated to the party.

It is also sad that Malam Abdullahi, who knows the truth, continues with the propaganda that Jonathan said 'stealing is not corruption'. Bolaji knows the truth because he was serving Dr. Goodluck Jonathan as a minister when this incidence occurred. Former President Jonathan merely quoted the then Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Dahiru Musdapher, who tried to differentiate between stealing and-corruption.

His Lordship the then CJN said most of the cases charged to courts and celebrated as cases of corruption are actually cases of stealing. No one has said stealing is good. Bolaji's APC should stop this falsehood and propaganda.

Why the APC continues to circulate beer parlor gossip, I wouldn't know. Even the Nigerian Senate headed by a former PDP governor now APC Senate President accused the APC Federal Government for spreading beer parlour rumour on corruption (front page of the Daily Sun Friday September 8, 2017). Bolaji's statement is another beer parlour propaganda.

The APC government has budgeted over N14tr in the last two years. Bolaji should tell Nigerians what the government has done with the money. Nigerians will not know the level of corruption in Bolaji's APC government till another government takes over.

A government that harbors a man who was indicted by a duly constituted Judicial Commission and even makes him a minister has no moral authority to point fingers at others.

Finally, I appeal to Bolaji Abdullahi and the APC to focus on explaining to Nigerians why despite the fact that it claims to have recovered almost 2 trillion from the Jonathan administration, Nigeria still wants to borrow 1.6 trillion.

With the amount 'recovered', Nigeria should have had enough not to borrow and a little extra on top to lend to others.

These lies only go to show that you can use propaganda to get to power, but you cannot use propaganda to stay in power.

Reno Omokri, Bestselling author of the worldwide amazon #1 bestseller (Conspiracy Theory) Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years: Chibok, 2015 and Other Conspiracies

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Career / Re: Kogi Introduces Daily Payment For Civil Servants by guruvick(m): 7:21am On Sep 08, 2017
Which kind payment be that

Some people will end up receiving 1,257 Naira

That's when dey will know Mason are richer Cause dey collect 2000 to 3000 Naira Daily

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Education / Re: Government Begins Payment Of University Lecturers' Salary Arrears by guruvick(m): 7:16am On Sep 08, 2017
Can I just get 100 likes for no reason

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