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VATICAN CITY—In an effort to strengthen their relationship and foster interfaith dialogue, Pope Francis reportedly welcomed the winged Mayan snake god Kukulkan to the Vatican this week as part of a month-long deity exchange program. “We are excited to have the War Serpent staying here with us for the next four weeks, during which time he’ll be exposed to the rituals and customs of the Catholic Church, so that when he returns home he can share the experience with his adherents in Chichén Itzá and the surrounding Yucután communities,” said Vatican spokesperson Greg Burke, noting that the pontiff had taken Kukulkan out for pizza on the first night of the exchange before showing him around some of Rome’s most famous landmarks.

“Once Kukulkan gets settled in, the pope plans to let him answer some basic prayers on his own, as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.” Vatican sources confirmed that as part of the exchange, God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.

Source: http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-hosts-feathered-serpent-god-part-deit-53917:

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419

Useless post

My wife, everyone has gone home. The music is quiet, the celebration is over. Our wedding was beautiful but it is now in the past. We have finished the wedding/marriage, it is now time to build our marriage. All that is left now is the two of us… What we will become tomorrow, starts from tonight. Our life is no longer the same.

There was a day you put on one red dress… You looked so beautiful in it. That Day Iwanted to just touch you! We were in the Cinema and I was so tempted. I wanted to just take you inside the toilet and kiss you but I couldn’t. Guess what? Now I have you forever, I can do that everyday.

Before I take off your cloth and make love to you… let me tell you few things.
I have nothing to hide from you from this day. My phone, you can use it like your own. You can access my facebook, my twitter and my Instagram

From today, I have become a child. For the past five years of my life, I have been a man. I wake myself up in the morning, sometimes I go to bed hungry, I do things the way I want to. I come home whenever I want to but all that ends today. From today you become my mother, who will scold me when I come home late, a mother who will wake me up at six to go work, a mother who will ensure I don’t sleep hungry. I am glad I have a mother in you.

I hope you will be a good mother? Don’t be too harsh and I promise I won’t be too stubborn. Sometimes I will give you headache but I promise, I will also be the cure of every headache.
When my parents died, I looked after my brothers and sisters. I was like a father to them. So i will not have problem being a father to you.
Hope all men wil be as nice as dis. Let treat women like how it was ordained by God. Women are precious, they are of immeasurable value….

The pastor did a good job

Jesus

The Mississippi River meets the Gulf of Mexico. The two
bodies of water never mix with each other; allowing the
Gulf of Mexico to retain its clear, blue color. Simply
amazing!


Source: http://36trends.com/god-great-see-amazing-photos-river-meets-another/

The Mississippi River meets the Gulf of Mexico. The two
bodies of water never mix with each other; allowing the
Gulf of Mexico to retain its clear, blue color. Simply
amazing!


Source: http://36trends.com/god-great-see-amazing-photos-river-meets-another/

The Mississippi River meets the Gulf of Mexico. The two
bodies of water never mix with each other; allowing the
Gulf of Mexico to retain its clear, blue color. Simply
amazing!


Source: http://36trends.com/god-great-see-amazing-photos-river-meets-another/

Youngpo413:
A good smart phone is better than most ladies.

Then why dnt you get one and marry

Photos

What could possibly make a man want to marry an
inanimate object?

Love they say, comes in diverse forms and brings out the best or in this case the ‘weird’ in people.
A man decided to get married to his smartphone claiming a devotion and special relationship with the inanimate object. 34-year-old Aaron Chervenak, decided to leave his home in Los Angeles to Las Vegas, to get married to his ‘companion’. Man marries his phone

The wedding which took place at The Little Vegas Chapel in Las Vegas, Nevada, saw the 34-year-old say ‘I DO’ to his phone, in the presence of a couple of people, after contacting the chapel prior to the wedding to see if they were willing to carry out his idea.

Here’s what he said about his proposal to the chapel: ‘I think they were really excited about the prospect, it is something different and it is something new.’ While documenting his special day in a video, he said: ”If we’re gonna be honest with ourselves, we connect with our phones on so many emotional levels, we look to it for solace, to calm us down, to put us to sleep, to
ease our minds, and to me, that’s also what a relationship is about. So in a sense my smartphone has been my longest relationship, that’s why I decided to see what it was like to actually marry a phone.”
Before saying his ‘I DO’, the wedding official asked him to “think of all the laughter and good times he has shared with his cell phone” and also asked him to honor and comfort ‘her’.
Perform the marriage ceremony

Hmmm…Does that mean he’ll use this particular phone
till he dies, abi he won’t upgrade when a better version
comes out?

Source: https://www.naij.com/877286-will-shocked-see-man-married-photos.html?pk_campaign=ush

The DEAN OF STUDIES of the university of uyo yesterday released the cut off marks for students
aspiring to study at the university of uyo. From him “the ranges of this cut-off Mark has been used for years past, and there has been a little improvements this year based on the
number of applications”.

Quoting exactly what he said:

” what I can say is that we normally call to test the aptitude of candidates that scored 180 and above in the UTME examination and 200 for competitive courses, due to jamb instructions and NUC (NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY COMMISSION) rules, but the reality is that we do take
candidates that has met the objectives of our own PUTME.

I know lots of candidates
may think we usually take the average results of both their UTME and PUTME score e.g (210 + 230)/2; no we don’t, we can only consider your Jamb scores when we want to reduce the number of people we admit since we do not have enough accommodation for people here and on occasions that they are too many people heading for a particular department.

The cut off mark is something that anyone can’t say it is fixed cause we do change them
on many occasions so I will just give you a list of cut of marks that we will take this year during our PUTME so that you can inform others in order to enable them apply when we start
selling out our aptitude test forms.” In Uniuyo we have about 92 active programmes operating under 12 FACULTIES until we can expand it to accommodate more and more students.

That’s why we have so many project at the university permanent site.
HERE IS A LIST OF ALL THE DEPARTMENTS AND THEIR AVERAGE PUTME CUT OFF MARKS.
1-ACCOUNTING : 220
2-ACCOUNTING EDUCATION: 200
3-AGRIC-ECONOMICS AND
EXTENSION: 185
4-AGRICULTURAL ENGINEERING:190
5-AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE AND
EDUCATION: 190
6-AGRICULTURE: 195
7-ANIMAL SCIENCE:195
8-ACHITECTURE:210
9-BANKING AND FINANCE: 220
10-BIOCHEMISTRY: 235
11-BOTANY AND ECOLOGICAL
STUDIES:215
12-BUILDING: 210
13-BUSINESS EDUCATION: 205
14-BUSINESS MANAGEMENT: 220
15-CHEMICAL ENGINEERING: 220
16-CHEMISTRY: 210
17-CIVIL ENGINEERING: 195
18-COMMUNICATION ARTS: 215
19-COMPUTER EDUCATION: 200
20-COMPUTER ENGINEERING: 210
21-COMPUTER SCIENCE: 190
22-CURRICULUM STUDIES: 185
23-ECONOMICS: 220
24-EDUCATION & ECONOMICS: 200
25-EDUCATION AND MATHEMATICS:
200
26-EDUCATION AND MUSIC: 185
27-EDUCATION AND PHYSICS : 190
28-EDUCATION AND SOCIAL
SCIENCE: 180
29-EDUCATION AND RELIGIOUS
STUDIES:180
30-EDUCATION AND BIOLOGY: 200
31-EDUCATION AND CHEMISTRY:200
32-EDUCATION AND EFIK/IBIBIO:190
33-EDUCATION AND ENGLISH
LANGUAGE: 200
34-EDUCATION AND FRENCH: 210
35-EDUCATION AND GEOGRAPHY:
205
36-EDUCATION AND HISTORY: 195
37-EDUCATION AND INTEGRATED
SCIENCE: 190
38-EDUCATION AND POLITICAL
SCIENCE:200
39-EDUCATION AND SCIENCE: 215
40-EDUCATION AND SOCIAL STUDIES
:180
41-EDUCATION ARTS: 200
42-EDUCATION FINE ARTS: 185
43-EFIK/IBIBIO: 190
44-ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONIC
ENGINEERING: 240
45-ENGLISH LANGUAGE: 220
46-ESTATE MANAGEMENT: 200
47-FINE AND INDUSTRIAL ARTS: 190
48-FISHERIES AND AQUACULTURE:
180
49-FISHERIES & AQUATIC
ENVIRONMENT MANAGEMENT: 185
50-FOOD ENGINEERING: 190
51-FOOD AND SCIENCE
TECHNOLOGY: 205
52-FORESTRY AND WILDLIFE: 200
53-FRENCH: 200
54-GEOGRAPHY AND REGIONAL
PLANNING: 190
55-GUIDANCE AND COUNSELING:180
56-HEALTH EDUCATION:185
57-HISTORY AND INTERNATIONAL
STUDIES:220
58-HOME ECONOMICS: 185
59-HOME ECONOMICS AND
EDUCATION:180
60-HUMAN ANATOMY: 215
61-INSURANCE: 205
62-LAND SURVEYING AND
GEOINFORMATICS: 200
63-LAW: 280
64-LIBRARY SCIENCE: 180
65-LINGUISTICS: 190
66-MARKETING:195
67-MASS COMMUNICATIION: 210
68-MATHEMATICS: 220
69-MECHANICAL ENGINEERING: 230
70-MEDCINE AND SURGERY: 275
71-MICRO-BIOLOGY: 205
72-MUSIC: 195
73-PETROLEUM ENGINEERING: 235
74-PHARMACY: 240
75-PHILOSOPHY:210
76-PHYSICAL EDUCATION: 205
77-PHYSICS:220
78-PHYSIOLOGY: 210
79-POLITICAL SCIENCE:220
80-PRE-PRIMARY AND PRIMARY
EDUCATION: 180
81-PSYCHOLOGY:190
82-QUANTITY SURVEYING:210
83-RELIGIOUS ANS CULTURAL
STUDIES:205
84-SOCIOLOGY AND
ANTHROPOLOGY: 200
85-SOIL SCIENCE:190
86-SPECIAL EDUCATION:180
87-STATISTICS: 200
88-TECHNICAL EDUCATION: 185
89-THEATRE ARTS: 229
90-URBAN AND REGIONAL
PLANNING: 200
91-VOCATIONAL EDUCATION: 195
92-ZOOLOGY: 200.

Be properly guided…..

Source: http://sitippe.com/2016/06/breakinguniuyo-releases-cut-off-marks-admission/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

shelu88:
nice one

419

Tank God for ur life

I dey fill you

Proudly akwa ibomite

1daful

But why must we always bring some meaningless post such as this to front page and abandon the reasonable ones.

Apostle Michael Canty of The Truth Ministries Holiness Church recently angered an entire wedding party and might have damaged his new ministry's reputation after he refused to allow a bride wed her husband on her wedding day because he felt her dress was too sexy.

Lisa Washington said 'she's never been more embarrassed then Saturday' when a local pastor refused to officiate and allow the bride to wed her husband on her wedding day in his facility.Both families were present and the food was waiting to be served at the bride's aunt house. Family members flew and drove long distances to be present for the couples special day.

Upset and frustrated, guest at the wedding practically 'begged' the leaders of the church to reconsider but to no avail, not a budge."I can't believe this! I flew here to attend my cousin's wedding and now I have to put up with this crap.Now this so-called pastor doesn't want to come out of his office" said the cousin of the bride.

The wedding scheduled Saturday, August 10th, was scheduled for 3pm. At 2pm, the pastor greeted the bride and groom when he noticed the bride's dress.According to the bride's mother, the pastor jokingly asked 'where is the other half of the dress?' Not thinking anything of it, the family laughed it off and continued applying make-up to the bride.

Around 2:30pm the pastor asked a leader of the church to ask the bride and the family about the other part of her dress. The bride informed the leader 'this is it'.The leader reported the news to the pastor and then the pastor informed face-to-face the bride and groom at separate times he could not perform the wedding with the bride in her selected dress.

The pastor told the bride she would have to cover up her bosom area and find a way to add length to the dress. The bride informed the pastor there is no way to accomplish this with so short notice and she has to wear her dress.The pastor let her know, he would not perform the ceremony then walked back to his office.The wedding party tried many times to change the pastor's decision but their efforts was ineffective.

Around 4:15pm guest at the wedding were growing impatience and were looking for answers for the delay. When they were told the reason for the delay around 4:35pm their impatience change to anger and disbelief.After hearing how the bride was crying her eyes out in back, a minister who was a guest at the wedding offered to perform the ceremony.

When the minister asked the pastor for permission to perform the ceremony, the pastor told him 'no' and expressed to him how his request was disrespectful.AmericaPreachers.com asked the bride and groom for pictures of the dress but instead was sent an email with a link of the exact dress worn by a professional model from the companies website.

The bride did mention, 'there were small alterations made to the dress to fit more desirably to my [bride] vision.'"I'm a unique person, I chose this dress because it's different than the traditional wedding gown you see at every wedding" the bride said. Two days later the couple is not married and is currently looking into options to recoup money their family lost with travel, food, and other expenses.

The Truth Ministries Holiness Church was established 14 months ago and currently rent a converted shoe store for worship services. Calls to Apostle Canty and Truth Ministries were not returned. Neither the bride or groom were members of the church.

Source: http://naijapicks.com/posts/1858/pastor-refuses-to-wed-couple-because-of-this-dressing

Isoke

Airtel Nigeria has introduced new mouth-watering data
offers.
The New Airtel Data Plan of 2GB for N200 and 6GB for
N500
This offer is coming after Globalcom put the rest of the
network on their toes. Although the new airtel offer can only
work on 2G network but still rocks well.

How to Subscribe for Airtel 2GB for N200 and 6GB for N500
Data Plan
Dial *482# , choose the one that suits you

Source: https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/airtel-introduces-new-data-plans-6gb-for-n500-and-2gb-for-n200.214329/

Adminisher:
So you start a thread with a LIE and end with a LIE.
Anybody can do this who has no job.
NDA has no missiles, even if they had it won't confer military advantage - ISIS captured missiles but they are being killed massively. Finally UK does not support Biafra or NDA .
Stop looking for oxygen for a DEAD CAUSE. Nigeria will never divide

It,s obvious that you are still sleeping, as soon as you wakeup you will realize that it is the truth.

Former presidents Obasanjo, Goodluck Jonathan and current president of Nigeria Muhammadu Buhari was in a meeting yesterday in London with the British Prime Minister, David Cameron.
In the course of the meeting, Cameron confirmed that the Niger Delta Avengers has more than 12 missiles in its possession and they are ready to strike till Nigeria ceases to exist.

The British PM pleaded with the three, Obasanjo, Jonathan and Buhari to set aside their political
differences and work together to make sure that the indigenous people of Biafra, IPOB is cut off from existence; making sure that NDA and IPOB do not in any circumstance link up together as it’ll be catastrophic to the world given the unprecedented intelligence embedded in the leadership of IPOB.

However, Jonathan will head the negotiations with the Niger Delta Avengers to make sure that they are all paid handsomely (Amnesty and gratuity inclusive). Meanwile, Obasanjo will mediate between Buhari and Jonathan to making sure that peace reigns between the
duo which according to them will bring a lasting peace to the country.


Source: http://afrivibes.net/2016/06/allow-biafrans-go-britains-pleads-confirming-niger-delta-avengers-12-missiles-launch.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

I will check

YoungB1a:

lolz o boy u harsh oooo

The man never chi chum chin