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Politics / Re: Atiku To Edo People: Vote Ighodalo, Reject APC, Hunger And Poverty by illuminutty: 12:32pm On Sep 18
DevilsEqual:
cheesy
Useless opinion from a certified loser

Atiku doesnt know how to win, who then is he to advise the people on anything?


When dem no vote hunger under Obaseki, wetin dem gain? Wetin change?


In the end, its all down to the Individual not the party. I wouldnt call Otti a fraud(though he still is) just cause Abure and LP Excos prove to be one


Urchin spotted. After foaming you go buy fuel at 168. Anumanu.

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Crime / Re: How Bandits Collected N35million Ransom, Marijuana, Cigarettes, Whiskey ... by illuminutty: 9:01am On Sep 13
I thought alcohol is haram?
Politics / Re: Cocoa Institute In Oyo Got ₦250M For Lagos Streetlights Project In 2024 - BudgIT by illuminutty: 11:54am On Sep 12
No wonder the entire state is as dark at night as Tinubu's criminal heart.

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Health / Re: Nigerian Journalist, Ajibade Owefoso Dies In His Sleep by illuminutty: 8:13pm On Sep 11
Na God Dey save man.
Politics / Re: 10 States With Highest External Debt Service Costs In 2024 by illuminutty: 8:16am On Sep 10
And there is nothing to showing for this high debt in Lagos State. Imagine borrowing to service the Bourdillon Thief and his family while the roads are dilapidated and no single streetlight on most of the roads. Smelling city with mentally deranged characters and touts/hoodlums as leaders.

May God save Eko.

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Politics / Re: Nenadi Usman Is The New Acting Labour Party National Chairman. Abure Sacked by illuminutty: 5:00pm On Sep 04
Good!
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Reacts To Being Wanted As An Alleged Accomplice In 'PIDOM' Case by illuminutty: 4:51pm On Sep 04
David fvcked up. I thought he was smart. This goes to say that no matter how smart you think you are, what would destroy you could be beneath your nose.

He really fvcked up that guy's case. They should have worked in the background to seek the release and legal counsel for whoever police was holding as PIDOM while the alleged PIDOM continued to maintain his stand that he was not in any way associated with PIDOM.

But David panicked and blew the guy's cover. I understand David meant no harm but sometimes, having a bit of balls as a man, damning any perceived consequence and resisting the urge to shalaye would have saved all the parties involved except the police needless headaches.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Students Association Denies Planned Protest Against Fuel Price Hike by illuminutty: 4:26pm On Sep 04
Was anyone taking the Seyi Tinubu Students Wing of APC serious before?
Romance / Re: Lady Rants As Taxi Driver Offers ₦50k To Take Her Home For Flexing by illuminutty: 11:20am On Sep 04
Why not collect money instead of going to give it to one Yahoo boy for free or at the risk of being used for ritual?

Politics / Re: FG Denies Asking NNPCL To Sell Fuel At ₦1000 Per Litre by illuminutty: 12:05pm On Sep 03
Jagaban bogu..
Politics / Re: Prepare For Higher Fuel Prices, Oil Marketer - Gilly-Harry Tells Nigerians by illuminutty: 12:04pm On Sep 03
bentenny:
Who is the substantive minister of petroleum resources?
Politics / Re: Prepare For Higher Fuel Prices, Oil Marketer - Gilly-Harry Tells Nigerians by illuminutty: 12:01pm On Sep 03
Jagaban until 2047. On your mandate, Sir grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Ekene Umenwa Welcomes First Child by illuminutty: 11:59am On Sep 03
Amuluonyenaego:

May u never have any as having a child is nonsense to you.

I have more than enough. You want some, I can dash you.

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Celebrities / Re: Rema Gave ₦5 Million To Secondary School Classmate Who Helped Him (Photos) by illuminutty: 11:36am On Sep 03
AareGaa:


Have you seen a dollar note before?
What does it look like?

You wish.

Celebrities / Re: Rema Gave ₦5 Million To Secondary School Classmate Who Helped Him (Photos) by illuminutty: 11:22am On Sep 03
Only? That is a miserable 3,000 dollars in Nigeria today.

Celebrities / Re: Ekene Umenwa Welcomes First Child by illuminutty: 11:17am On Sep 03
Nonsense

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Politics / Re: 2027: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Planning Possible Merger – PDP by illuminutty: 1:12pm On Sep 02
That will be the end of APC.
Romance / Re: Ghetto Neighbor Had Sex With My Younger Brother by illuminutty: 5:05pm On Aug 30
Come and take the revenge on me. Can you do to me what she did to your brother?

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Politics / Re: Anambra: Man Arrested For Defiling 7-year-old Neighbour’s Daughter by illuminutty: 5:06pm On Aug 29
Kee him
Politics / Re: Commissioner Of Police, Waheed Ayilara Dies Of Prostate Cancer by illuminutty: 11:59am On Aug 29
May his soulnot RIP
Crime / Re: Lady Patiently Listens To Edo One-Chance Operators Discuss The Sale Of Diamond by illuminutty: 11:23am On Aug 28
That was how they robbed my friend in the same Benin City. They used something like juju on her and took her to the outskirts of the city. How she got there she still can't explain up till now. The only thing she remembered was boarding a taxi inside town. They took every dime in her account up to the tune of 3.7 million. They moved the money from her account to a bet9ja account. She has gone to her bank severally and the bank said there was nothing they could do. The girl don already dey mad as I dey type this thing. Everything that young girl had worked for at the age of 23 was stolen by this type of criminals. It is sad.

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Crime / Re: Paris Police Wary Of New Threat Posed By Nigerian Gangs by illuminutty: 9:08am On Aug 28
E be things.

Travel / Re: Massive Traffic Jam Along Kaduna-Abuja Road Lasted For Over 12 Hours On 26/08 by illuminutty: 9:13am On Aug 27
There is traffic everywhere in the world, be it China, USA, Russia, Canada and even in heaven. It is not peculiar to this road. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Guys No Longer Persistent, When Chasing Or Toasting Ladies? by illuminutty: 11:07am On Aug 26
Such a simp. If I ask a woman out more than once let me know wetin cause am. I take her "NO" for the first time as a "NO" forever. No second chance. No afterthoughts> NO IS NO.

The money wasted on those dates, flowers and perfumes would even get you many pretty girls with phat booty and boobs on codedruns that would suck your gbola until you nut in their mouth and all over their pretty faces.

Men should do better and value their time, money and resources.

Instead of throwing money around in pursuit of toto in the name of relationships use that money and order toto straight or use the money and play 2 sure odds.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Overfed Father Of Starving Children By Farooq A. Kperogi by illuminutty: 2:36pm On Aug 24
Those of us that knew him in Lagos and witnessed him pillage the fortune of that state rejected him at the poll.

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Politics / Re: Chief Justice Of Nigeria, Olukayode Ariwoola Retires At 70 by illuminutty: 4:02pm On Aug 22
It will never be well with him.
Food / Re: See #500 Pepper Soup In Kaduna (video/pictures) by illuminutty: 10:25am On Aug 22
Cost of living in Kaduna is cheap. You can even see daybreak of 15k at Disney Barnawa from same type that would bill you 120k in Lekki.

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Politics / Re: How To Cripple A Developing Economy Like Nigeria - David Hundeyin by illuminutty: 12:19pm On Aug 21
Agbadonomics 101

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Car Talk / Re: What Your Car Color Says About You by illuminutty: 2:04pm On Aug 20
My color is my pocket and what is available.

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Romance / Re: Lady Calls Out Her Bestie For Allegedly Snatching Her Man by illuminutty: 12:58pm On Aug 20
I will never believe anyone with her type of nose. Terrible people.
Politics / Re: Niyi Ijalaye Slumps, Dies After RECs Meeting In Abuja by illuminutty: 10:31am On Aug 20
Good one

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