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Religion / Re: 6 Signs Of A Toxic 'Apostle' by iyaka2344: 7:31am On Mar 26, 2017
HMMM

Crime / Re: Thief Beaten To Death In Ago, Ogun By Community Boys (Graphic Pics) by iyaka2344: 5:06pm On Mar 24, 2017
SAY NO TO JUNGLE JUSTICE
Politics / Re: General Victor Ezugwu Receives Hero's Cheers. Photos by iyaka2344: 1:42pm On Apr 13, 2016
No Gut No Glory.. GOD BLESS THE NIGERIA ARMY !!!
Politics / Re: FFK's Wife, Precious And Son In New Pictures by iyaka2344: 1:20pm On Apr 10, 2016
Hmm such a beautiful wife!! Make I go get marry and have my own child jare

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Politics / Re: Photos: Ekiti Residents Line Up To Collect "Stomach Infrstructure" Easter Rice by iyaka2344: 8:06am On Mar 27, 2016
YORUBA!!! Lol

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Culture / Re: Breast Ironing- What Is This Horrid, Spreading Culture All About? by iyaka2344: 8:04am On Mar 27, 2016
shocked chai!! Why Africa dey always give oyinbo wetin to talk about us

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Jokes Etc / How To Know If Your Mother Is From Nigeria by iyaka2344: 5:28pm On Mar 26, 2016
NEWS RADIO BIAFRA LONDON

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, ?Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.? And
she replies
you, ?Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night?
.
.
5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.? and she replies, ?So the person that took
first has two heads abi??
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn?t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
cool When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you
is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own
with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mum
TYPE I LOVE MY MUM IF YOU LOVE YOURS TOO then share this post
Let's see how many people are Proud of their mother!

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Man Teaches Women Squirting by iyaka2344: 4:04pm On Mar 22, 2016
Chai!! Wetin person no go hear ??

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Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by iyaka2344: 3:00pm On Mar 16, 2016
Yahoo Boiz time to shine #
Politics / Re: Alledged Plan To Islamise Nigeria: “Methodist Prelate Refutes Report”.. by iyaka2344: 9:54am On Mar 16, 2016
God punish dem!!! Mallams would never succeed instead go and sell your Suya and do your shoe maker job or even your boko haram in Niger.. Leave our dear country for us

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Politics / Re: Alcohol Consumers In Akwa-Ibom To Pay Taxes by iyaka2344: 10:30am On Mar 07, 2016
Lagusta:
If Na northern state now we for don hear "Moslems are Islamizing alcohol"

Bloody Nigerian hypocrites!!!

I regret being a nigerian

Lol chai, me I go ask God why oh
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Daughter In Piano Lesson With Her Grandma (photo) by iyaka2344: 10:24pm On Mar 02, 2016
Mikel!!! No dulling for ibo Boiz oh

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Sports / Re: Picture Of Ighalo Before And After Fame. by iyaka2344: 7:55pm On Mar 01, 2016
See e big shirt with chain lol.. E don like to do big boy no be today
Crime / Re: Benue Girl Kidnapped, Taken To Sultan-Of-Sokoto’s Palace –Benue Man by iyaka2344: 7:46pm On Mar 01, 2016
Dem dis aboki people sef... Make bullhari and e mallams no spoil this country oh

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Shares Photos Of Her Daughters by iyaka2344: 5:42pm On Mar 01, 2016
God don bless her... I hope dem no go divorce like every other people dey do
Politics / Re: Court Orders Release Of Jonathan’s ADC by iyaka2344: 5:40pm On Mar 01, 2016
Why are the good guys going down?

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade – ”I Use Calabash As Bra Because I Am An African Woman" by iyaka2344: 8:57am On Mar 01, 2016
You are a juju woman!!
Health / Re: ‘boy, 3, Who Drank Acid, Abandoned In LUTH’ by iyaka2344: 9:06am On Feb 28, 2016
What a wicked world... Every body is doing a bit of their wickedness and still blaming another person
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy To Marry Edith Williams Someday (photo) by iyaka2344: 4:57pm On Feb 23, 2016
She set but looks like she is older than him [color=#990000][/color]

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Politics / Re: Labaran Maku Rejects Nasarawa Governorship Poll’s Result by iyaka2344: 9:59pm On Apr 13, 2015
Let d action film begin!!!change has come!!!
nigerians owner never see sometin!!!

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Politics / Re: Kebbi Presidential Election Results by iyaka2344: 11:09am On Mar 30, 2015
fake news not convincing until inec
announce.gej all the way.

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Politics / Re: APC Women Protest In Port Harcourt by iyaka2344: 11:06am On Mar 30, 2015
God can not allow such incapable person like
buhari who do not know the meaning of inec to
lead nigeria he is a blind man that have no
direction
Politics / Re: Amaechi Refuses Accreditation, Says Result Sheets Missing by iyaka2344: 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2015
A Doctor Should Sit Next To Buhari Incase He
Faints On Hearing GEJ's Victory! Up GEJ

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Expresses Shock As Soldiers Block INEC Officials by iyaka2344: 2:48pm On Mar 28, 2015
I pledge to Nigeria� my country. To remove
Buhari and Osinbajo�.To be gentles, loyal on
election day, To Vote Jonathan with all my
strength .To protect my PVC and uphold no
violence and trouble, so help me God!
Amen...........share if u agreed.

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Politics / Re: PDP Agent With A Spy Camera, Arrested In Ikorodu, APC Agents Denied Tags by iyaka2344: 1:58pm On Mar 28, 2015
Boko Hari Step Down Or Be Defeated,Obtain
Original Waec Certificate, Apologise To Nigerians
First Before Contesting Election. Up GEJ!! Vote
For GudLuck!! GEJ Till 2019!!!

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: INEC Postpones Elections In 11 Federal Constituencies In Jigawa by iyaka2344: 12:37am On Mar 28, 2015
GOOD LUCK EBELE JONATHAN congratulation for
WINING GMB if u need 3rd term go for it no
shaking

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by iyaka2344: 8:49am On Dec 24, 2014
If u can not Stand the Pain,U cant Deserve d Gain...

you can have everything, but no all at once

yesterday just died
Tomorrow never cried, the days of our lives
When shit get deep I'm never afraid to dive
Let the money pile up and tell 'em buried
alive

Don't waste time thinking about what you
could be instead of actually being that tin

My name on the cloud you only look up to me
Rap Battles / Re: 2014 Nairaland Hip-hop Rap Cypher by iyaka2344: 8:47am On Dec 24, 2014
If you my enemy, my energy, Yo' rhymes in elemantary
Get lost in penetentiary when I begin the century
So mention me, and I'ma heat the strack up
If its a hundred of you demons I suggest you fuckin back up
I will mack up, don't slack up, I'ma act up wrong
Any muthafucka that think he got his clown suit on
Step on, destroy ya mind you waistin ya time
Cuz when I spit a fuckin rhyme, I got a million in line
Now listen to me, a bitch to do, nicknamin me Hollow Tip
When I spittin off clips betta kill yo click
And I'll ya brain if you can't maintain
Betta slow ya roll boy, really hungry aint no ho boy
Lets just show boy, and ya know boy that
I whoop yo ass like whoa boy
You a decoy, on the real thang
I'm the genius, you a pea brain
Get pissed on, and whipped on, so who you talkin shit on
I'ma spit on, any niggas spirit that step to me
Tryin to take my soul from under me
But I got a life time warranty
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Shares Throwback Pic Of When He Used To Play For Muma Gee by iyaka2344: 5:56pm On Oct 22, 2014
See Don jazzy and d banj. Don jazzy never go anywhere

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