May lose multi million naira deal Ace comedian, Bright Okpocha, popularly known as Basketmouth came
under fire as friends and followers on social media (facebook and
twitter) attacked him over his ‘rap.e joke’ on Sunday. Most followers felt the joke, he posted on his facebook account
encourage rap.e and within a few hours it went viral, with some
followers calling on telecommunication giant, Globacom limited to
terminate his deal as an
ambassador with the company.

The controversial joke is about ‘white girls’ and ‘African girls’ date, with
many arguing that the comedian encouraged rap.e at the 9th attempt. He later apologized to his fans and assured them that he will never
encourage any act of violence against the female folks. The joke merchant has made name for himself in the comedy industry
with international concerts platforms and anchored gigs that included
the likes of Joe, Boyz II Men, Sean Paul, Wyclef Jean, Kool & The Gang,
Akon, Dru Hill, Busta Rhymes, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Fat Joe, Snoop Dogg,
Ciara, Chris Brown and many more.



>>Source>> http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/01/joke-basketmouth-fire-rape-joke/#sthash.55F7G0WE.vZSZ6l1F.dpuf

1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is
manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time for prayer and reflection
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2013.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for at least 7 hours.
#Personality:
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day —- and while you walk, smile.
11. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their
journey is all about.
12. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead
invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don’t over do; keep your limits.
14. Don’t take yourself so seriously; no one else does.
15. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her
mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are
simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra
class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don’t have to win every argument.
Agree to disagree.

#Community:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your family and
friends will. Stay in touch.
#Life:
32. Do the right things.
33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. Forgiveness heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, don’t take it for granted –
embrace life.
39. Your inner most is always happy. So, be happy and ENJOY LIFE!
Last but not least:
40. Grow your relationship with God

hybrid or lowbrid forget it, never buy it.
Case closed
THREAD CLOSED

Ooh Mpa™:


50k? where?

s4 screen is 15k my nigga.. I changed my kid sister's s3 not long ago for 14k

wow! This moni wil buy new tecno m3 and collect change

TECNO

''I started my blogging career in 2008 after read around 2500 websites.
But now newbies search something in Google.com, immediately register
one domain name, go for hosting, install wordpress start posting
something. Oh dear! Blogging is not a train ticket or bus ticket,
purchasing ticket and start journey immediately. First you need to learn a
lot before posting your first post on your blog. Note : Not only this, immediately they sign-up with Facebook, send
friend request to senior bloggers once they accept their request. Then
starts chating and disturbing their valuable time. Newbies suddenly
posting some questions or intentionally interfere in senior bloggers
status update and post some useless stuff which are usually irritating one
for many. Finally post some questions, if senior bloggers answer those questions then newbies with their little knowledge (No Knowledge) they
starts criticizing the senior blogger and also put some abuse words in the
comment section which will create more embarrassment for senior
bloggers. Finally senior bloggers UnFriend them. This is the other side of
blogging. In-fact this is the worst moment for any blogger to face. There
are few websites. Newbies follow those websites and take their words for granted and with that little knowledge they continuously arguing
with senior bloggers. Whether that website really telling the truth or not
these newbies don't know. That's why when I login the Facebook first I
close the chat box. Most of the newbies are arrogant one, because their
parents from rich community so their behaving also like that. You can't
blame these guys. Actually we have to blame their parents for this worst behavior in public. We have to blame their school teachers for this. In-fact
these parents and teachers not only spoil their children and students, in-
fact they're spoiling the entire community and future generation. Most of
the schools are money motive one's so they didn't care about "Discipline"
infact they don't know what is discipline. This is the future of blogging.''
Whats your say on this?

1) Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your
happiness or misery.
2) Work at something you enjoy and that’s worthy of your time and
talent.
3) Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
4) Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
5) Be forgiving of yourself and others.
6) Be generous.
7) Have a grateful heart.
Persistence, persistence, persistence.
9) Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.
10) Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
11) Commit yourself to constant improvement.
12) Commit yourself to quality.
13) Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or
prestige, but on relationships with people you love and respect.
14) Be loyal.
15) Be honest.
16) Be a self-starter.
17)Be decisive even if it means you’ll sometimes be wrong.
18) Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
19) Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you’ll
regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
20) Take good care of those you love.
21) Don’t do anything that wouldn’t make your Mom proud.

Pelummy: ATM pays in my area , I used it 30mins ago

where?

Report reaching me reveals that many Nigerians are disappointed at
their banks as ATMs have refused to dispense cash especially on the eve of new year. Either OUT OF SERVICE or UNABLE TO DISPENSE CASH.
What is the situation in your area?
*(also specify your BANK and LOCATION)
____________________________________________
FP mod.

1. No be everybody wey fall for church get
demon inside, some are just sleepy that’s
all.
______________________________________________________________________
2. U acepted HIS engagement Ring 5yrs
ago & till now no wedding date. My Dear u are not ‘Lord of D Rings’ Return his
Ring & move on or are u a learner?
______________________________________________________________________
3. You don’t need to
always shout to be known!! EVEN without
advert!! GARRI STILL sELL pass indomie.
______________________________________________________________________
4. Supporting arsenal and super eagles will kill you faster than bullet.
______________________________________________________________________
5. You have slept with
over 10 girls without protection yet you go
to the barbers shop with your personal
clipper. What are you
preventing?
______________________________________________________________________
6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass, pass, pass,
pass,
pass, pass, pass, lose the
ball, goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot
and
miss. And repeat.
______________________________________________________________________
7. Don’t get excited when a girl starts
calling
you Boo!! Boo might be a short Form for
OloriBooruku..
______________________________________________________________________
8. If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as
a student will u miss
assembly?
______________________________________________________________________
9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat Borrows
Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends,
Just
keep It Up,The Lord Is Ur Strength.
______________________________________________________________________
10. You created a lot of thread on NL and none made frontpage, you name na Patience Jonathan. You be first lady?
______________________________________________________________________
11. What's the relationship
between Rain & PHCN in
Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch
thing..
______________________________________________________________________
12. Someone walks up to u
licking Ice-Cream and tells
u to help him with T-fare cos he's
Stranded..pls shoot Him!"
______________________________________________________________________
13. U did the Exam so well that
u Took the Answer Scripts Home
to show ur Room-mates... Ur 'A'
go too sure.
______________________________________________________________________
14. In a Nigerian Home...If your
friend forgets to greet
your parents, that's the end of
that friendship.if you
doubt" try am
______________________________________________________________________
15. In a Naija Home, ur parents
will call u frm ur room to pick up
something that is sitting literally
2inches away from them.
______________________________________________________________________
16. Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow
one sleep comfortably
during service.. Thought the
house of God is also my father's house?
______________________________________________________________________
17. WHITE KID BE LIKE: "Shut Up
Dad"!!;* Dad shuts up* DAD
REPLY'S-
*Shutup too*
9JA KID SAYS: "Pale, Shut up abeg"*wakes
up*....where am i?
DOCTOR:
Oloshi..St. Mercy Hospital"
______________________________________________________________________
18. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than
the males.
______________________________________________________________________
19. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far?"
______________________________________________________________________
20. Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to
hearing the First Lady speak.
______________________________________________________________________
Now add your, let the fun continue....

bad meat: A celestial being showed me NL in a vision!

Lol, when do nairaland become spiritual? anyway, I no doubt u

Do you believe that not everybody in Nigeria knows about this site?
You are lucky to come-across this site, i can repeat that again.
Some people are really missing-out news, events, funs and lots more that is going on here.
*(for my compound I be like newscaster, na me dem dey ask for wetin dey, na me dey gist them for the latest happenings) - just because of this forum
I know in many ways that this site has helped you a lot, change your life, educate you, entertain you and even socialize you.
Think about how lonely and boring it can be without this site, I know that there is a lot of sites that offer almost the same service as this site but this site cannot be underated as a Nigerian site.
I knew nairaland through google search engine, infact this forum contains thousands of topics.
I think you knew nairaland by other means, maybe your friend introduced you here??
How do you know this popular forum?
_______________________________________
mod. abeg 2 FP

why you should buy Techno instead of other devices
**the cost of repairing and changing the parts of other devices can buy you a NEW BRAND TECHNO
*DON'T BE DECIEVED

mathematically,
thick + fat = orobo

liverpool goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal kick. Nd half time

The message below is what is written on their website > http:// www.ebsuai.edu.ng/

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''[!]Struck By Nigerian Cyber Army
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According to a list put together by Nigeria Entertainment Today , these
are the 12 biggest artists of 2013. See below and see if you agree
with them...
1. Wizkid
2. Davido
3. P-Square
4. Tiwa Savage
5. D'banj
6. Iyanya 7. Olamide
8. Flavour
9. Kcee
10. Femi Kuti
11. Ice Prince
12. 2face Idibia

na lyk this we (man u) just dey come into this world in style

and its a Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
*webeck

wow!! Is this from my TV?
Norwich 8 - 1 Man U (54mins)
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Unfortunately, its goal attempts

Visit> www.manUmustWin.com for more info

Top shortcuts/abbreviations
discovered
1. LOLZ - laff out loudz
2. LWKMH - Laff wan kill me here
3. MTCHEEW - hissing
4. MOATT - My Oga At The Top
5. UDC - u dey craze
6. AITMM - am intrested tell me
more

*List more shortcuts/abbreviations I might
hav forgotten and the meaning of it

Please, did you watch the match or
heard about it?.
When i was young, this story used to
be common that India used juju to
beat Nigeria 99-1. I heard it was a well known Nigeriafootball player that scored our only goal, the ball changed
to a stone and he kicked it without
thinking twice. All our players were
just seeing double, all our goalkeeper
could see each time an Indian player played the ball at him was a roaring
lion and a ball of fire which made him to runaway from the goal post. I also
heard this was why India is banned
forever from playing football.
Please, is this story true?. Did you watch the match or heard about it
too?.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEN7PIfEueA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiEN7PIfEueA

***Let the fun continue
I just come across this online

'' Nigeria 1 – 99 India. What is your own story?
Naija V India Match The story all started with the question, why does India not play
football? And there have been so many stories passed down from
generation to generation and they all seem consistent, but can’t seem
to find someone who was there when it happened. But there are two
popular versions I have heard, the seem to be going around, I am
going to share them with you:
+Version 1: The scores was 99-1 It was Odegbami who scored for Nigeria. The ball
turned into a stone and he kicked it notwithstanding. The balls were
turning into lions and our keeper best Ogedengbe avoided the ball.
That was the reason India was banned from football
+Version 2: In another version of the same match, eleven Indian players were
playing on the ground and when they get tired, they will kick the ball
up because there were another eleven Indian players hanging on the
air, these ones will take over and be running with the ball, floating on
the air till they reach the post. Then they will bring the ball down for
the Indian players on the ground to slot into the Nigerian net. I also heard Indians don’t wear shoes that was why they were not allowed
to play football because FIFA would not allow them to play
barefooted. The funny thing is this story still lingers till today.
What’s your own version of the story?''

Davefirst: It's a very funny year indeed... What about Nigeria Winning the AFCON, Isn't it funny?

yeah, added!

1- Oga at the top
2- Stowaway boy hide in plane tire from Benin to Lagos...
3- Former Gov Olusegun Agagu
corpse re-die in plane Crash
4- 'Go and Die' phrase from Gov
Oshiomole to a widow
5- GEJ is Nigeria Mandela- Abati
6- ASUU strike for 5 months
7- 16 is greater than 19
8- 5 house members override 20
something to impeach speaker
9- Governor's wife under house
arrest
10- 5 PDP decamp to APC
11- face off between PEJ and Wole Soyinka
12- Obasanjo letter to The
President Jonathan
13- federal govt gives ASUU
ultimatum!
14- Iyabo Obasanjo letter to
Obasanjo
15- 37 PDP rep member decamped to APC
16- ASUU called off six month strike then the health workers begins
theirs next day !
17- And last but not least I forget .....MIKEL Obi scores for
Chelsea.
18- Buhari paying homage to IBB
and OBJ.
19 - Nigeria won the AFCON
What a year..... GOodBye 2013 Welcome 2014
Abeg help me add the ones i
forgot..

''Techno crew'' - creating unneccesary thread about techno phone so that it can make frontpage.
''I must comment crew'' - those that make sure the comment by writing (.) 'fullstop' or ''space booked' etc so that can think of something to comment
''Tonto Dike crew'' - they knows themselves

my phone isn't complete without ''KJV Bible'', though I don't read it often. May God forgive me nd u in Jesus Name, Amen!!

I opened a site on www.blog.com and after some days it got deleted and requires me to re-create it again.
I wan to blog on mobile and I kinda like the site because of its simpilicity.
Anybody should sugest to me a site to create a blog (.com and are excluded) or should I go on with www.blog.com despite that it has no place on google search engine?

Na tuesday i bath last
hamattan wan kill me

Davido some days ago tweeted that his song”Skelewu”is spiritual and
Juju tins. see tweet below



Coincidentally, something happened to the
two music directors who directed the music video: Music video directors Sesan Ogunro and Moe Musa lost their dads. Sesan’s
dad, Sesan Ogunro Snr was shot point blank by armed robbers as he
returned from his church’s Christmas Carol with his family – kids and
grand kids. He was rushed to the hospital, only to die later on. Moe
Musa’s dad died after a horrific gas explosion in his kitchen, here in Lagos.


Coincidental or related? What exactly is he trying to tell us?

STUPIDITY HAS NO LIMITS...!!
Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask
1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: Are
You Sleeping? (No! I;m Trying to Die?)
2. When Is Raining Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask: Are You
Going Out In this Rain? (No, In The Next one.)
3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline: Where are you? (no am At the
McDonalds !
4. They See ...you Wet Coming from the Bathroom: Did You Just Have A
Bath? (No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)
5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor
they Ask: Going Up? (No, No, Im Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down Get Me.)
6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask: Are those
Flowers? (No Baby! They are Carrots.)
7. You are On The Queue to Buy Tickets at the Cinema, A Friend Saw You
Asks, What are you Doing Here? (I'm Here to Pay My School Fees

**feel free to add your
LET the fun continue...

#happy chrismas