PastorandMentor:
Facebook lady writes a letter to all the fine boys in her church.
Why some ladies dey fall hand na?
I see Desperation.

See her head like lizard egg

Surrey2Bimshire:


lol she's Black . Her skin tone is Deep dark brown

So "deep brown" and black is the same abi?

TheSuperNerd:
30+ Hilariously Incorrect ‘Game of Thrones’ Quotes That Made Us Die From Laughter

Note: This is just for fun and a funny piece I found and thought to share. If you are a good G.O.T fan or follower, you will get the gist and the drill . Oya Let's go.....



Warning, moderate spoilers ahead. Ok, now that we've got that out of our way, it's time to celebrate the coming of winter with some Game Of Thrones. After the finale of the season 7 became history, I turned towards fan fiction to fill the void it has left.
Turns out, one Instagram account is dedicated to pairing viral tweets, tumblr posts, and random bits of sitcom dialogues with stills from Game Of Thrones, and the result often comes out way funnier than the original scenes. Assuming you're caught up with the show and know what the heck is going on in Westeros, of course.


From Jon Snow trying to UnCloth Daenerys to Jaime bonding with Brienne, these modified exchanges retain the relationships between characters while spicing things up with brilliant bits of comedy. Scroll down to recap Game Of Thrones in one of the most humorous ways possible


Source: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-incorrect-game-of-thrones-quotes/


Cc: Dominique, Lalasticlala, Mynd44 which of you follow the G.O.T?

You're so boring...
Most of this shît ain't funny.

TheSuperNerd:
1.

Rubbish
How are these funny?
People and copy copy...

Very dry and boring...

Ooni can marry 50 if he desires so, no wahala

Ok

Shayneward1:
Yoruba muslims again??!

Skull mining should be taxed in SW.

OSU ALUSI Bastąrd Jews and rant of frustration Sha...

Threebear:
Smart girl, her account will never lack funds .
Robert Greene 48 laws of power, avoid the unhappy and unlucky.
Associate yourself with success whichever way you can.

48 laws of fuckery
Continue deceiving yourself

Rubbish

balosunky:
Chioma fit be celebrity to you not to me, am only against painting ppl black and not about their virginity. Is ur sister a virgin

Fool
Why are you now arguing with the guy that said he's slept with her b4

balosunky:
Baba I feel you, is it not too early to start 2018 with lies even Lie Mohammed never resume work

Mumu
So the girl is a virgin abi?
Celebrity ass licker

Desyner:

The school wasn't established to help church members get university education.
It was establish for a purpose, find out that purpose and stop regurgitating old internet trash here.

Sheep

orikzz:
must u just tell us u are a bastard... cnt u just comment according to the thread and stop typing off point??

We know you were born and raised by a drunkard old fool and a whôre.
Continue showcasing your stupidity on social media.

Tithe money...






Yet, 97% of the tithers can't afford the school fees




Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol

jonajona


Head don burn finish.



May all Nigerian looters never enjoy their loot in good health and happiness.

Elnino4ladies:
Oga Nla himself. The greFUJI artist ever. argue with yourself

I just deleted this stupîd post
Oya kill yasef. Remi aluko is even better.

ManMountain:
This woman bought one flat in an estate and suddenly we can't see road on internet again

Shut up
Is that what she said?
Notice-me

kodded:



this useless stereotype of black people living in a jungle using spears and bows and arrow to fight while the white leaves in skyscrapers and drive jn flying cars should end in 2018

It should start with your mentality.
Why on earth should anyone think that a skin colour is BLACK OR WHITE?
Check yourself, are you truly black? Why should you allow anyone call you black?
My skin colour is brown and not black. I have never seen any black nor white person in my life before.

Free yourself from the stupîd "white" supremacy fuckery.

Hmnn

hyperflex:
I'm a very picky guy. I have gone 2 - 3yrs without relationship but I got girls I call if I have to have sex. I have shied away from banging lagos girls anyhow. Anyway that's not the bone of contention.

I lost my job some years back and for the next years after I was trying to get back into the work force but I only met closed doors and rejection. So I have not been able to make much money to get some things done for myself. I decided to stay with a cousin who's got an apartment. Don't even ask if I have a car lol. Sometime in 2016 I decided to start my own entertainment brand. It's been lethargic because of funds by I am not losing focus. I'm trying to get sponsors. I don't want to mention name of the brand so tomorrow when it blows up someone won't come and cast me with this post. Lol

People are always asking for my girlfriend and for me I believe in being responsible and being able to cater and make your woman shine. If you can't make her better than you met her just leave her. So I stayed away from dating as I also have a soft heart when I fall in love. Other times I am indifferent. I don't just fall for anyone like I said I'm picky but once I pick I know I am in trouble because I will be weak for her.

I met this cute girl on twitter. She was so vibrant and happy. I mean a girl so cute with such high vibes. I felt strong about her immediately. Got her number, went on WhatsApp, chat and chat, WhatsApp videos. It was the best thing that happened to me at the time (September ending last year). She has her own hustle going. So she makes money for herself. As I got to know her I realised behind the big smiles and jovial nature is a girl who hides her fears and pains. You could hurt her and she'd act like it's nothing.

While I was toasting her (still toasting) she told me how her ex whos was very generous to her turned out to be a married man with kids and she only got to know when she went visiting him. I asked her what she did. She said she turned around and left. There n then I knew she internalised a lot.

In summary, we met only once. She came to where I stayed at my cousin's. We had this brief fling that day. After she left everything went south since then. The WhatsApp calls have reduced to nothing, she doesn't talk to me in what I think is a deliberate act to ignore me. She tells me she likes me, she comes up with excuses why our dating won't work. I keep nullifying it. I want to think it's a money thing. Her exes were made men with cars n all. I love her like my life depends on her. I feel I should let her be but my heart can't take it. I have taken advise from some places but I just wanna drop it here one time. I want her so bad. I don't think I could ever hurt her. I don't even wanna camp her or anything. I just want her to show me the girl I tripped for. I call her now she cuts me off with any excuse like she's eating and all that stuff girls do when they don't want a guy. I wanna forgot her but I think I still have a shot at this. I love her so much. Maybe I just need to find someone who cares but who?

I think you know your problems. Goan and hustle poor boy

Edonojie007:

Why Are You Using Human Wisdom & Logic To Explain Spirituality??
This Shows You Are Hypocritic; I.E You Know You Are A Mumu.

Fool
Go and fûck yourself.