Pls how much is Dell Ispiron 3521 screen ? It’s urgently needed

Gwan2:
Dusha cause quarel between me and my guy. He dey use Dusha as him spray, the smell make sense that time, and he come be ladies man. When we return back from holiday, Baba smell Dusha for my body, he come ask me which perfume I dey use, I come say na Dusha I buy ooo, I no see anyone buy. Baba carry am for head keep malice with me for sometime before we come settle.

Pluto boy, you don forget say na your male (M) profile you take do this comment. Lol 😂

Bimpe29:
Congratulations Olofamajo!

Are you an omo Olalomi too??

1. It's sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don't fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (I ja de).

2. You can never go hungry unless you don't know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who's cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu.
Output - Gbeborun
Input - Food

3. There's always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built.
They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)

4. There must be an old woman who settles a fight.
Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "lya Jeje" "Iya Kofewahala" "iya Cele".

5. There's always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he's always like
"Don't pour waste there" "Pay your nepa bill" and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too.
Gboromideleru

6. There must be a regular debtor who doesn't pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese

7. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he's using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators. The landlord hates him but he can't send him away because omo buruku lojo ti e.

8. There's always that Single Aunty who is neat. She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn't like to mingle with other women in the house. (Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.

9. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight till tomorrow. Always representing home and away (Street Fighter). Fijabi igboro . She will always come home with torn singlets. Werey tun ti lo ja. Everyone in the compound fears her. Even her parents.

10. Nepa bill fight O. waste bill fight O, rent increment fight , I entered the bathroom before you fight , you poured water at my doorstep fight Y, you beat my child fight (V, you sent my child on an errand fight , you talked about me behind my back fight your wife beat my wife fight , you are dating my husband fight , you used my water fight At least, 16 fights per month. Tenante de WWE

11. Every morning, parents spend 5 hours bath one child outside. These boys are strong. I no dey bath, na by force

12. Sunday meetings are always like this. The landlord is on the high table and everyone keeps ranting and ranting. After 465 suggestions, the landlord won't do any. No item 7 sha o.

13. Every house has that woman that can send children on errands ehn. All the children dislike her. The moment she enters the passage or calls a name, the children will run into their rooms and act like they are asleep. She will never go anywhere herself afi bi afishe.

14. So far it's a Face Me I face you in Bariga, you will always see this tanker every month. Awon kogbe kogbe.
The entire street will smell for days but o ti mo wa lara.

15. There's always a woman who uses songs to insult people during any fight. These people can be very talented. She will use songs to insult and kickstart a fight. Tope Alabi from the Devil's kingdom

Credit: Naija2day

Kindly let’s share our experiences. CC Lalasticlala

Prettychild:

Thank you Oga. You should also learn to observe everything and anything around you or environment.

Noted ma’am

LordEclipse:
.. This one na fine Melanie.. Money dey show..wetin concern this one with Buhari?..na to dey enter Ferrari upandan she know..cuttie

I dey tell you baba.

Prettychild:

She is cute. I have observed that children usually born out of wedlock are usually cute

Hmmmm Madam observer

phemmyfour:
Imade is the real cabon copy

Bros to compare those kids sef dey tire me. Imade, Hailey and Ifeanyi comparison fit give person headache lol

Peace081:
She's so cute

U can say that again you know

Waakanda:
Wow... no need for a DNA test

Seriously DNA is not needed

Singer and proud father of four, David Adeleke aka Davido is never tired of showing off his daughters especially the second child, Hailey.

The dotting father took to his Instagram story to share a stunning video of his cute mini me proudly showing off her long pony tail.

In a fresh post, the award winning singer has shared cute new photos of Hailey referring to has his twin.

Hailey and Ifeanyi were born by Amanda and Chioma Rowland respectively.

Some social media users stated that Hailey and Ifeanyi might pass for twins, while others gushed over the gorgeous kids, claiming that David’s DNA is potent.

waploger:
Some experiences here na....

For like 72hours

The Progressive Disability Forum, the disability wing of the All Progressive Congress has warned the party against using the disability condition of a former governor of Nasarawa State, Tanko Al-Makura, as a basis to disqualify him from the race for the chairmanship of the party.

The National Coordinator of PDF, Abdulaziz Onibare, raised the concern in a letter addressed to the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), and obtained by journalists in Abuja on Sunday.

According to him, the party would be in contravention of the National Disability Act and its constitution should such move succeed.

The letter reads, “It has come to our notice that some group of people are moving around castigating the person of His Excellency, Senator Umaru Tanko Almakura, questioning his capacity on the basis of his disability. They didn’t question his capacity when he was contributing his millions, time and energy for the progress of the party.”

Onibare added that Al-Makura’s disability should not be a yardstick to measure his competence to lead the party as he has given his dues to the APC and represented the disability community well.

He said as such, the former governor should be given the opportunity to lead APC to a resounding victory as the 2023 elections beckon.

Onibare, who pleaded that its member’s contribution to the party should not be allowed to go in vain, lamented that the leadership of APC had continued to marginalise the PDF as it has never held any tangible position.

We should be given the opportunity to lead this party, and our disability cannot be counted as a barrier. Hence, we felt it a point of duty to emphasise it,” he said.
Source; Punchng.com

Nicholaspepe:


In cross River state, Mfom. Igoli.
Will send d pix later. Pls help if u can.

You will send the pictures later? So he should first send the money to you right?? Baba you are a born fool. Show us proof and some kind hearted individuals would surely be of assistance, I trust this forum. You can not gain anything if you continues hiding behind 1 finger bros. Talk true, na local yahoo you be.

drmuchin:


Kpele o

During my NYSC, my roommate enter bike to Ikot Ekpene on credit to go withdraw from ATM. Visited 5 banks no network, racked up 1k bike fare.
Omo my guy turn beggar o, he even had to squat somewhere for the night
Very unpalatable experience

Comrade, shey na u or ur friend true true

BigDawsNet:



I love you broda

I love everyone here

Chaiii see curving from my Oga.

BigDawsNet:
1 week wages will cover my rent for the month

The rest and extra income goes to bills+food+savings+gifts

Baba show love reach my side oo. Happy new month BTW

SultanOfPuna:
I see White Money Contest for Lagos State Governor
I see him winning with large votes

I see igbos takeover lagos state

This i have seen

And you no see say one of ur bolt don loose ??

sammybest889:



if the op quote u again mentioned me make I help u blast am since him never discover him purpose 4 life
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abeg no fail to mentioned me oo I Go help u fight ur fight

K

Authoreety:
Instead of you to go hustle, you dey here dey look for cheap likes

K

Sabinus (Mr Investor) or Brain jotter.
Who be your favorite Comedian ?? Like for Sabinus and share for Brainjotter. Let’s see who win between the 2.

Moyinoluwa35:
what can 5k do for you.... am picking two lucky people just quote me and drop ur account number ...will send tomorrow by 5pm

I’d get some foodstuffs with it. 0035356890 Gtbank. God bless you

Yah Allah pls wipe my tears and make me laugh again...
Solve all issues giving me sleepless nights for me..
I want to laugh and smile again Yah Robbi

Money121, Baba I dey come Epe come grab ur leg too ooo. At least if that one go make you reply my mails.

Finished my Bsc 2012, MSc 2019/20. Ever since my first degree I have never for once been employed. To celebrate Xmas with my wife and family now sef, na only God I dey look up too. Any Good Samaritan sef can be of assistance, omo mehn life is really not easy.

money121:

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UPDATE

PAID

God bless you Engr

delzbaba:
I understand

Kk

360command:
go into research. Sell your research, you can also go into environmental consultancy or you write a book ..

Bro molecular Bio and Genetics Research is so expensive that one can even think of quitting along the line. DNA extraction cost alone sef na money cos most reagents, primer and all would be order from USA or SA so as to get the best analysis. During my own bench works, I did my DNA analysis on honeybee. My brother it is a story for another day. I’ve been talking with my friends who are lecturing to have a joint published texts one of these days. Thank you for the watch words tho, I really appreciate.

delzbaba:
first of all your english is horrible, i'm sure you are one of those collectors of 1500 and bread during election, secondly nepotism is morally wrong ,,any reasonable human would know that, in a state of 4million people with a quarter of them graduates, you pick your son and try to justify it? Remain in your crass stupidity don't bother replying.. prince of stupidity

And your own English is more horrible my brother. Pun intended

Sheriman:

Well there is still time shaa! I can't even advise anybody to get another degree since such person has already had one. Learn a skill either digital technology or vocational skill. That should be what next and must be very serious about it. That is it ooo or else person go just dey carry paper certificate up and down without having anything to show for it.

Yea thanks my brother. Would work on learning those skills by God’s grace any moment. Though my laptop has been faulty for now with a bad screen, and I was told having a personal computer is just the very first step in learning digital/ tech skills. I stand to be corrected tho.

DrTims:
Don't give up baba. You can apply for a lecturing position at Rivers State University. They are currently looking for academic staff. It's a massive recruitment

Thanks so much DrTims, I would see to that and hope for the best…..I really appreciate once again Baba.