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Politics / Re: Biafra Is A Fraud. It Was In The Mortuary, Now In The Cemetry.- An Igbo Monarch by Mortiple(m): 1:09am On Apr 15
Someone should tell this fool that Nigeria is dead, about to be interred at the Cemetery.

For the record, Mbaise comprises of 3 local governments in Imo State. This fraud of a man couldn't even mentioned his town or community. More so, there is no such title as Agaba Idu of Igbo land.

Above all, we don't even know him.
Celebrities / Re: Flavour's Concert: The Real Story Behind The Alleged Rape and sexual harassment by Mortiple(m): 3:38pm On Apr 04
Girls: We have been raped
Police: Let's take you to the hospital
Girls: No thanks
Police: We need you at the station to take your statement
Girls: Oga Police, don't worry, we weren't raped
Police: You mean...
Girls: Actually, we raised alarm when the guys refused to pay for services rendered
Suspect: Oga Police, I didn't rape her, she consented to it.
Guys in the Hood: Officer, abeg free the guy jare, it was business gone bad
Police: Oya, make una settle me, so that we go close the case file
Politics / Re: Governor Yahaya Bello Falls & Injures Himself While Trying To Spray People Money by Mortiple(m): 5:06pm On Apr 03
Hope he broke his skull? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Shocking Details About Daddy Freeze’s Fiancee Admitting To Adultery In Court by Mortiple(m): 12:12am On Mar 31
Where are the Sheeples? Come and see your 'sanctimonious' President.

He lacks moral right to criticise any Priest or Clergy, as far as I am concerned. He is an adulterer.

Bleeping another man's wife (while still legally married) is weightier than all allegations again Pastors over tithing.
Politics / Re: Meet Sen. Ifeanyi Ararume By Ik Ogbonna by Mortiple(m): 5:27pm On Mar 06
Taaaahhhh!!!

Jiri nwayo nwokem! Take it easy my man!!

I was patient to check out his track-record but found none.

He isn't different from the incumbent governor, Rochas Okorocha their module operandi. Both men flatter to deceive.

Senator Ifeanyi Ararume is the LEAST PERSON ndi-Imo need to govern them right now.

NB: his village men won't even vote for him because of his stinginess (aka-gum). He only spends money to campaign for elective position.

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Politics / Re: PDP Governors Meet Over Wike, ‘Packaging’ Dankwambo For Presidency by Mortiple(m): 11:43am On Mar 06
I will VOTE for ANY PARTY that fields DANKWAMBO as their Presidential Candidate!

Nigeria does not need another Septuagenarian (BABA 70s) like Atiku, Lamido etc to take over from Buhari.

Governor Ibrahim Dankwambo is
*a DETRIBALISED Nigerian
*a Muslim that tolerates people of other faith without atom of deceit
*YOUNG (55 Years Old)... younger than every other SERIOUS CONTENDER
*Educated ... B.Sc Accounting( ABU), M.Sc Economics (UNILAG), PhD Accounting (Igbinedion University)
*Has enough public service experience at the highest level ... worked at the CBN (1988 to 1999), Accountant General of Gombe State,
Accountant – General of the Federation, Governor from 2011 to date.

What else can we ask for?

Nigerians open your eyes!!!

All he needs is 30% of Nothern votes and 80% of Souther Votes.

End of discussion

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Romance / Re: Ijaw Couple Fishing In A River With Net And Canoe In Pre-Wedding Photos by Mortiple(m): 11:37am On Mar 06
Well, I love the the originality of this concept.

Message of the concept (my personal opinion):

*Wifey is proud of what her husband does for a living (ie fishing)
*Wifey isn't a lazy type that seats back at home while the man hustles alone.
*Husband is leading from the front line and by example
*Husband will hustle more than his wifey (as demonstrated by casting the net)
*Both are proud of their identity.

May God bless this union!

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Emerges Worst Governor In South-East - SBCHRO by Mortiple(m): 2:04pm On Feb 28
Disgrace, Shame, Disappointment, Embarrassment and Doom await Mallam Rochas Okorocha come 2019 as the number of his political enemies continue to swell by the day.

He is practically fighting everyone in his State right now.

*Imo people ... because he has run the state aground
*Owerri and Okigwe zone ... because he wants to impose his in-law Uche Nwosu who isn't from any of the two zones.
*PDP, APGA and other political parties ... because they want to snatch power from APC.
*Orlu people (his constituency) ... for attempting to vie for Senate.
*Senator Hope Uzodimma (the incumbent Senator from Orlu Zone) ...
*Imo State APC ... because he sidelined them.
*Eze Mmadumere, Achike Ndenwa, Senator Ararume, Uche Onyeagucha etc

Rochas... YOUR DOOM DAYS ARE HERE!!!

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Politics / Re: 2019: Why I Am Running For Senate – Gov. Rochas Okorocha by Mortiple(m): 10:49am On Feb 28
Disgrace, Shame, Disappointment, Embarrassment await this Mallam come 2019 as the number of his enemies continue to rise by the day.

Rochas Okorocha is practically fighting everyone in his State right now.

*Imo people ... because he has run the state aground
*Owerri and Okigwe zone ... because he wants to impose his in-law Uche Nwosu who isn't from any of the two zones.
*PDP, APGA and other political parties ... because they want to snatch power from APC.
*Orlu people (his constituency) ... for attempting to vie for Senate.
*Senator Hope Uzodimma (the incumbent Senator from Orlu Zone) ...
*Imo State APC ... because he sidelined them.
*Eze Mmadumere, Achike Ndenwa, Senator Ararume, Uche Onyeagucha etc

Rochas... YOUR DOOM DAYS ARE HERE!!!

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Religion / Re: Leave Catholics Alone !!!!!: A Facebook User Cries Out by Mortiple(m): 3:51pm On Feb 26
ALL OF YOU ARE JOBLESS!

As in, the "the new general church mofos that printed the controversial flyers" (if true), "the defender of Catholicism" and this poster.
Politics / Re: Chikwe Udensi Assists Accident Victims In Ohafia (Photos) by Mortiple(m): 3:35pm On Feb 26
Inukwa!

So na this 20th Century Campaign Strategy him wan take deceive Abians? undecided

See him face like 'left-over semo'. grin

Taaaahhhh!!! Go and sit down!!! cheesy

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Culture / Re: Bizarre! See The Namibian Tribe Where Sex Is Offered To Guests by Mortiple(m): 10:37am On Feb 26
Huh, anyamaa!!!
They go dey smell pass Bororu people.
If you give me I no go take.

However, this movie should be titled: OVER-GIFT from [b]OVA[/b]himba and [b]OVA[/b]zimba people. grin grin
Politics / Re: Governor Sani Bello Visits Niger State Cattle Grazing Reserve by Mortiple(m): 10:33am On Feb 26
Good for THEM!

The colony should begin and end in Northern Nigeria. Don't bring it to us in the South please.

BTW, I stopped eating beef long time ago including Suya for health reasons.

#StopTheKilling

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Crime / Re: Zenith Bank Robbery: IMSU Graduate Arrested by Mortiple(m): 4:47pm On Feb 23
Kudos to NPF!!!

I can't just forget that horrific video of Owerri bank robbery incident in a hurry. I empathize with the family (wife and children) of the gallant MOPOL confronted them.

Someday I shall pay a condolence visit to his family.

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Politics / Re: APGA PDP APC Youth Leaders Endorse Uche Nwosu As Consensus Imo Guber Candidate by Mortiple(m): 4:31am On Feb 04
grin grin
Is he not the same Uche Nwosu... Rochas Okorocha's in law?

Damn it! Rochas must be really really mad!!

Well, ndi-Imo are waiting for 2019 to teach him that "one pence is the senior brother of one naira" ( in the voice of Zebrudaya).
Politics / Re: Oyinlola Resigns From Buhari's Govt As 7 APC Govs,3 Pdp's Storm Abuja For OBJ CN by Mortiple(m): 12:17pm On Jan 31
Africonji:
Any opposition coalition without Atiku is dead on arrival. Ndigbo worldwide are in full support of Atiku. #Atikulate2019. cool
Hold your peace!

Ndigbo are not under obligation to support Atiku.

NDIGBO WILL SUPPORT ANYBODY OR PARTY THAT GIVE US OUR RIGHTFUL POSITION AS ONE OF THE 6 GEO-POLITICAL ZONES (which APC has denied us).

NDIGBO will support a person/party that is de-tribalised.

NDIGBO are will massively support Gov. Ibrahim Dankwambo.
Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Woos Presenter And She Couldn't Hold It (photo) by Mortiple(m): 12:04pm On Jan 31
This old fool is beginning to constitute nuisance lately.

Many don't even know that he married (and divorced) the daughter of Rev Dr. Ezekiel of Christian Pentecostal Mission (CPM), Ajao Estate, Lagos.

I watched him on AIT some days back where he was putting up defense for Fulani Herdsmen shamelessly. Does being a member of APC make someone to loose his senses.
Politics / Re: Coalition For Nigeria: Obasanjo Mobilizes 7 Governors, 20 Senators To Remove PMB by Mortiple(m): 5:02pm On Jan 25
Who could these 7 Governors be? My guess:-

(1) Akwa Ibom State
(2) Benue State Governor
(3) Taraba State Governor
(4) Gombe State Governor
(5) Abia State Governor
(6) Bayelsa State Governor
(7) .....
Politics / Re: Williams Oluwatoyin, RCCG Pastor: "I Will Vote Buhari, Over And Over Again" by Mortiple(m): 10:32am On Jan 23
The same Pastor is an die-hard supporter of Governor Yaya Bello (the youngest but most stupid governor in Nigeria).

As such, he should not be taken serious.

Politics / Re: Benue Killings: Fulani Herdsmen Want To Exterminate Tiv People - Mdzough U Tiv by Mortiple(m): 4:07pm On Jan 11
”We voted massively for the APC led federal government and cannot accept the killing of our wives, Children, brothers and sisters as the dividend.
This caught my attention.

The people of middle belt will never learn. Don't doubt me if I say that General Buhari will get massive support from that region come 2019.

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Science/Technology / Re: The English Name For Bird Called Eye Odere Koko,....Ibo Name? by Mortiple(m): 7:31pm On Jan 10
Ndigbo call it "NDURU"

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Culture / Re: Ijesa Indigenes In Canada Elect Okey Paulicap Okeke, Igbo Man As President by Mortiple(m): 9:08am On Jan 10
Hahahahaha!!! grin grin grin grin

I didn't say anything o! grin

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Politics / Re: Four Abia Lawmakers Defect As APC Holds Rally In State by Mortiple(m): 9:03am On Jan 10
NgeneUkwenu:
See Lamentations By the ipob Miscreants....

As far as Elections in the South East and South East Are concerned, there is nothing like Free and Fair contests...other people like Ikpeazu will have no business being the Governor, because he was clearly rigged in,, against the wish of the Abians who was Alex Otti...

Why are the PDP crying? The answer is simple, election down here, is a matter of who has the instruments of rigging... grin grin Orji Uzo Knows the game very well, when he has the advantage...

This election, unlike The last anambra Governorship election is going to be simultaneously across the country, same time... . grin
TAAAAAHHHH!!!

"Orji Uzor knows the game very well" yet he lost Senatorial election?

Chai, OUK of all people?! Wait and see how he will be disgraced.

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Politics / Re: Corpses Litter In Taraba As Joseph Albasu Alkinjo kunini Weeps During Visit by Mortiple(m): 8:49am On Jan 10
Honourable sir, weeping won't bring solution.

Send delegates to Ombotshe Cult Group and Baba Alakyo to find out how they were able to subdue Fulani Herdsmen that invaded their territory.

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Politics / Re: Apc’s Rally In Abia State: Waste Of Financial Resources by Mortiple(m): 8:40am On Jan 10
See as they carry Umbrella like say dem want do photoshoots. grin grin

APC make una no worry we go help una spend that $1billion loan wey una wan collect for campaign. undecided

Ndi iberibe!

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Celebrities / Re: Who Is Ur Celebrity Crush? by Mortiple(m): 11:04pm On Jan 08
Where is Rita Dominic on this list? cool
Politics / Re: "I Will Always Be A Friend Of Ndigbo" - President Buhari Says by Mortiple(m): 1:46pm On Dec 28, 2017
Jesusloveyou:
But idiotic pigs of Biafra think otherwise
You are such a big embarrassment to your Moniker.
You pretend to be a Christian yet spew so much hate.
Jesus Christ must be very ashamed of you.
Perhaps, the "Jesus" you identify with is NOT of "Nazareth" but "Jesus of Oyingbo", your kinsman.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Adventures Of Rochas Okorocha, The Man Of The Year 2017, In Pictures by Mortiple(m): 1:41pm On Dec 15, 2017
My guy, @1shortblackboy, you too much! grin

Your sense of honour is second to none.

I LIKED all.

Please keep it coming.

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Politics / Re: List Of Factories Commissioned Since 2015 By Lauretta Onochie by Mortiple(m): 10:40am On Dec 13, 2017
21 Factories built ... 2,000 workers employers

2100 Factories closed down .... 2,000,000 workers sacked

The answer you get is the summary of this government
Health / Re: Former Overweight Man 'Baba Mutu' Shares Photos To Show His Weight Loss. by Mortiple(m): 10:12am On Dec 11, 2017
eezeribe:
When he was busy accumulating the fat,what was he thinking...
I know that genes are responsible for the development of an individual;from Mendel's laws....
But majority of fat people are gluttons...
Travel with them in a bus,and they will be eating throughout the duration of the journey...
For some of you who didn't know, Emeka Okeke was a SUMO WRESTLER.
BABA MUTUM was his ring name.
He won a bronze medal for Nigeria during World Sumo Wrestling Championship some years ago.

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