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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: New Nation Interview by neosmyt(m): 1:25pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Rexmarysweet: Pls Run for your dear life.its a conglomerate of fraudstars nd Thiefs.They will turn u to a commission marketer.Pls what post did they Interview you for? Marketer or manager? Thanks |
Jobs/Vacancies / New Nation Interview by neosmyt(m): 11:18pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Has anyone attended the new nation Interview before? What is one to prepare for and How much is their salary for community development manger and branch manager? Any info Will be appreciated |
Jobs/Vacancies / Any Job Vacancy In Delta, Edo Or PH? by neosmyt(m): 11:00am On Dec 20, 2012 |
Pls does anyone know of any job vacancy In delta, Edo or PH maybe Calabar? Am willing to relocate.. Graduate job preferably.. |
Nairaland / General / Buenos Dias by neosmyt(m): 10:11am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Good morning today.. There's Hope for the living.
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Religion / Share Your TESTIMONY HERE by neosmyt(m): 8:30am On Dec 10, 2012 |
Testimonies are like viruses.. A testimony shared has the power to trigger someone else faith and eventually results In similar testimonies.. If you have been Looking for Where to share your life changing testimonies with other CHRISTIANS.. Visit: http://testifyaloud.com | Testify ALOUD |
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2012: Double Portion:...DAY FOUR by neosmyt(m): 12:51pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
If you ve not been attendin SHILOH you re missing... Tonight is the last nyt.. 7pm to mid nyt.. Your touch could be today.. Find a winner church near you and hook up via satelliTe... If you know any sick Pls drag him to the church... HIV was healed last nyt.. SS sickler testify AA last nyt. Pls rebroadcast.. |
Religion / Pls If You Are Sick Or Troubled. Run To SHILOH Tonight by neosmyt(m): 12:47pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
If you ve not been attendin SHILOH you re missing... Tonight is the last nyt.. 7pm to mid nyt.. Your touch could be today.. Find a winner church near you and hook up via satelliTe... If you know any sick Pls drag him to the church... HIV was healed last nyt.. SS sickler testify AA last nyt. If you feel u have to comment and say odd words, then suit yourself.. This is not advert but i ve seen things happening before my eyes |
Romance / Help, He's Losing His Mind by neosmyt(m): 9:53pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Please i need sincere comments not jokers.. A friend of mine met his girl during his nysc program. She is still In the Polytechnic and during his one year, he was the best thing that happened to her. She does practically everything for him and according to him, she was always around him since they stay In the same compound.. A month ago, the girl misplaced her phone and efforts to reach her by my friend was abortive till she contacted her through another girl who stays In the same compound. According to my guy, he said his girlfriend could not call him to inform his that her phone was lost despite knowing people to get his number from. Recently, this same girl lost her cousin and called my guy from a public line to tell him about it. He said he consoled her and since then till 2weeks now she has not called since and he does not have any way to contact her. While scrolling through his contact list he found he still got his girl's best pal number and that one told him that she is waiting till after the burial to call my guy,. Question is? Can we say she still loves him or should he call off the whole deal? This guy is someone who can't stay one day without hearing from his girl. All comments well appreciated. Thanks |
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Important Reason For Marriage. by neosmyt(m): 5:43pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
awlaw: PLS MR MODERATOR KINDLY TAKE THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE AS I NEED AN URGENT & GENUINE ADVICE. THANKS. The teachings of your faith is not beyond run away from fornication. The truth is that you can start from friendship with a lady you like, while observing her characters to you and others. Dont declare ya intentions yet so she does not fake it.. Have plenty casual friends and study them. You will find mrs right.. Hence knw that no one is without blame. Try and avoid talks that initiate temptations. Thank you. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Important Reason For Marriage. by neosmyt(m): 5:39pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
It's simple.. Biblical reason for marriage is to be helpers to each other.. A man is to support a woman's vision, and vice versa... Eve was made as a help mate for adam |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by neosmyt(m): 12:45am On Dec 01, 2012 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by neosmyt(m): 12:43am On Dec 01, 2012 |
naija jacuzi
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by neosmyt(m): 12:41am On Dec 01, 2012 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by neosmyt(m): 12:39am On Dec 01, 2012 |
una neva see anything yet
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Science/Technology / Re: A Must Read For The ICT MINDED!!! by neosmyt(m): 1:48pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
mkmyers45: Are they for free? One book costs N500, any 3 bought together is N1,000. Thanks... They are proven books |
Programming / Re: Programmers: Share Your Twitter Handle by neosmyt(m): 4:04am On Nov 30, 2012 |
@JimloveTM Professional at Excel and Microsoft Access. A bit of PHP |
Software/Programmer Market / I Will Design A Professional Excel Application For You Free. Make Your Requests. by neosmyt(m): 3:54am On Nov 30, 2012 |
I have been working with excel and microsoft access as a database designer for Years now. I have completed my Nysc, and got a commendation award based on my Ict projects. Here is a deal. I will design any reasonable work you wanna do in excel for you, ranging from application to manage daily business, school record, customer address book, just anything about records for free as demo version. All you have to do is to make a request, i'll give you the duration it Will take, once done, i will upload the finished demo here or your email, and once you feel it's worth it, you may buy, but demo doesnt expire and you can choose not to buy. Lets get it rolling.. See my contact in my signature.. I also do data entry jobs |
Religion / Stop Calling Pastors Fraud! Truth Exposed by neosmyt(m): 12:34pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
A fraudster is someone who deceives, tricks people for his own selfish reasons. I sometimes baffles me why Nigerians terms rich 'pastors as fraudulent people Where actually the bible supports that men of God ought to be prosperous, so that unbelievers will know that Christ actually blesses. Please read these scriptures before you blast out again to verify that! PSALM 35:27, this talks about God having pleasure in the prosperity of his servants... ZACHARIAH 1:17, This verse explains that Evangelism and Church growth all over the world will spread through prosperity. Christianity came to Africa through men who gave their all materially to build churches etc all over the world. The bible was made free all these cost money... So bible supports prosperity. The reason most of us don't visit herbalists/witch doctors who promise to make us wealthy is because they claim they can make us wealthy yet they live in squallow houses, and live miserable lives. I bet honestly if our pastors were the type that are miserable like we all want and accuse them not to be, a lot of us will begin to see God as God who cannot bless. It is notable to remark that i and a couple of friends have researched on churches whose oversears use private jets, and discovered that the only money raised in these churches are tithes and offerings. Tithes and offerings and giving are all commanded in the bible, and are ways for God to bless his people.. Let us see Proofs: MALACHI 3:8-10, Where the bible says anyone who does not give tithe and offering is a robber. This is what is in the bible and any pastor preaching this is not fraud messages. Read it yourself.. Also Giving is a commandment in the bible. LUKE 6:38, Life is a choice, we all have to embrace it. David Oyedepo, Pastor Adeboye, Tunde Bakare, Papa Ayo, etc are not the only men of God in Nigeria. We have thousands of Churches in Nigeria, and just like there are wealthy people in Industry, Educational sectors, Politics, why are we critics of these Religious men when they also stand out in their Career? Unless you see God and his business as a poor one. Finally, David in the bible was both a King and a priest, God blessed him through the people, any man of God today is blessed through members who have been affected by the messages. Also Jesus wanted to enter the city and he requested for the best Colt in town, and Men and women spread their garments on the ground for him to walk on.. Similarly, Jesus rebuked those who stopped Mary from pouring the most Expensive fragrance on him.. Please study your bible before you point fingers.. The Christian God is not a poor one.. Salvation comes with 7 packages and they are mentioned in REVELATION 5:12, (POWER RICHES WISDOM STRENGTH HONOUR GLORY and BLESSING) So what are we not saying.. I will also want to note however that some men of God trick their members to get what they want. It is however left for him and his God. Finally, MATTHEW 7:7 Says Judge so that you will not be judged. The sin of judging is as powerful as the sin you are accusing these Men of God for. God knows best. Comment reasonably and with biblical proofs if you got any. Thanks |
Science/Technology / Re: A Must Read For The ICT MINDED!!! by neosmyt(m): 7:56pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
email for any of these materials : ojsoftebooks@gmail.com neosmyt: Knowledge is power. Here are some books that anyone out there may have need of. Scroll through if there be any u need. Lets study, research, get empowered to become ICT giants in Africa. One love. |
Science/Technology / A Must Read For The ICT MINDED!!! by neosmyt(m): 7:52pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
Knowledge is power. Here are some books that anyone out there may have need of. Scroll through if there be any u need. Lets study, research, get empowered to become ICT giants in Africa. One love. Computer & Programming Access 2007 Bible - M.R.Groh 1414 pages Microsoft Access 2007 Data Analysis - Wiley 550 pages Microsoft Access 2007, Forms, Reports, Queries 404 pages Access 2007 VBA programmer's Reference -Wrox 1155 pages Auto CAD 2007 for Dummies - 435 pages C programming - O'Reilly 214 pages Visual C # 2008 - James Foxall 529 pages C++ for Dummies 5th edition 435pages All about CISCO/CCNA 686 pages Building a Cisco wireless LAN - Eric Ouellet 530 pages Computer Arts - The Creative Directory 129 pages Microsoft Office Excel 2007 Top 100 Techniques - 259 pages Matlab 5.0 -Math works inc..-585 pages Microsoft Sql server 2008 for Dummies -410 pages Oracle Sql Tutorials - Michael Gertz 66 pages Mastering Visual Basic 2010 - Evangelos Petroutsos 1058 pages Web Design for Dummies (5 in 1) 659 pages Programmer to Programmer PHP - Jesus Castagnetto 858 pages |
Nairaland / General / The Crafty Harlot - Gains And Pains To The Patronizer. by neosmyt(m): 11:58am On Nov 02, 2012 |
The Crafty Harlot (curled from Proverbs 7:6-27) 6 Looking out from my house, and watching through the window, 7 I saw among the young men one without sense, 8 Walking in the street near the turn of her road, going on the way to her house, 9 At nightfall, in the evening of the day, in the black dark of the night. 10 And the woman came out to him, in the dress of a loose woman, with a designing heart; 11 She is full of noise and uncontrolled; her feet keep not in her house. 12 Now she is in the street, now in the open spaces, waiting at every turning of the road. 13 So she took him by his hand, kissing him, and without a sign of shame she said to him: 14 I have a feast of peace-offerings, for today my oaths have been effected. 15 So I came out in the hope of meeting you, looking for you with care, and now I have you. 16 My bed is covered with cushions of needlework, with coloured cloths of the cotton thread of Egypt; 17 I have made my bed sweet with perfumes and spices. 18 Come, let us take our pleasure in love till the morning, having joy in love's delights. 19 For the master of the house is away on a long journey: 20 He has taken a bag of money with him; he is coming back at the full moon. 21 With her fair words she overcame him, forcing him with her smooth lips. 22 The simple man goes after her, like an ox going to its death, like a roe pulled by a cord; 23 Like a bird falling into a net; with no thought that his life is in danger, till an arrow goes into his side. 24 So now, my sons, give ear to me; give attention to the sayings of my mouth; 25 Let not your heart be turned to her ways, do not go wandering in her footsteps. 26 For those wounded and made low by her are great in number; and all those who have come to their death through her are a great army. 27 Her house is the way to the underworld, going down to the rooms of death. Friends, lets flee all those sin we call pleasurable sins. I have seen wickedness happen through these. I have seen a male who developed four private organs after the pleasure. I have seen a female whose privates dropped worms every hour. Sexual immorality is for the unwise.. Sex is spiritual. A full 24hours dosage of it wont stop the crave the next hour. If you need help privately, email: okohejimoh@yahoo.com for counsel and prayers. Stay blessed. |
Business / Re: Betonmarket Alerts: Season 5 by neosmyt(m): 6:07am On Sep 16, 2012 |
I trade Higher/Lower. What i do is that i observe the currency or the random index and when it has gone too high, i trade it to go lower than this position after 2days. Minimum i use is 2 days so that during this interval, should it go extra high, there will be time for it to drop too. Also i do same for when it falls too low, i can trade it to go higher after 2 days. I dont wait for the bet to mature before reaping... |
Business / Re: Betonmarket Alerts: Season 5 by neosmyt(m): 8:57pm On Sep 14, 2012 |
jus discovered the power of Light charts on BOM, and the most powerful indicator, (-d1, +d1, Adx) which tells u if a market is rising fast or falling slow.... Today i placed bets on Random indices and recorded a 8:3 win... Enough profits for the day... 1 Like |
Business / Re: Betonmarket Alerts: Season 5 by neosmyt(m): 12:08am On Sep 14, 2012 |
all ye posts abt BOM plotting against naija is funny.. Whats wrong with succeeding together? The problem is general and the reason is because for the past 3 days now the Usd has been falling incase u have not noticed. This means currency pair like Gbp/Usd and Eur/Usd are on high rise while Usd/jpy, Usd/Cad are falling till now, Bom is aware and knws that experts will cash out big on this dollar flop, so thats y they are fluctuating.. Try random indices, indices or commodities for now and less of forex or rise/fall. My Broses, i no dey work for BOM, jus talking out of my research into the market.. I'm sure BOM got more work than spying into this thread. Cheers. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Inspire NIGERIANS by neosmyt(m): 4:40pm On Sep 13, 2012 |
AKPOS: u get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put 2 sachet of butter in between ABOKI: (happy and thankin God for bringing customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed ) AKPOS: u get egg? ABOKI: yes customer AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer AKPOS: u get sardin 4 inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes customer everytin dey. AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic he'll make a lot of money 2day) AKPOS: u don finish? Oya press the bread togeda for me. ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish. AKPOS: . . . . . OYA CUT 10 naira OWN FOR ME! . . Hello pals |
Nairaland / General / Re: Inspire NIGERIANS by neosmyt(m): 3:15pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
Wife material Is raw material You must research and gather Then sieve as you garner Then surely you’ll find The one that’s one of a kind That costs less to maintain Who your home will maintain Wife material Is clothing material That the quality Is better than quantity If you buy a piece that washes Loses colour after two washes You’d have yourself to blame Excuses would be lame. Wife material Is building material If you build the wrong foundation Whate’er may be your notion Bad weather and she’ll crumble Be it a gale or thunder rumble In patience she will not wait Look! She’s there at the gate Wife material Is executive material Moves you in the right direction Takes decisions in sober reflection Knows who to hire And who to retire Beauty and brains combined With you forever aligned Wife material Is not radioactive material She does not seek to end your life She does not emit harmful strife To you a blessing Learn this lesson Do not be deceived by packaging Test and be sure of beauty ravaging He who has found a good wife, has found a good thing. Line up Your Heart |
Nairaland / General / Re: This Was Ask During Job Interview!!! by neosmyt(m): 11:07pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
exalt2009: Please need honestly answer,don't take it from granted because this I'll come down, give the keys to the friend who once saved my life to drive the old woman to the hospital while i spend quality time with my perfect partner who i have not seen for a long while as we leg home cuz there's plenty to talk abt. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Inspire NIGERIANS by neosmyt(m): 6:51pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
Years ago the story of a young slave from Africa whose primary occupation was rearing of animals was told me. He grew in the wilds and lived from childhood in the danger of been a prey to wild animals. He had mastered the rules of jungle living and was coping just fine until men from the western world stormed the camp in search of human goods – as they were perceived – to enslave. His life took a new shape and now had to learn new rules for urban enslaved living. One of such rules he had to memorize was “no slave must attempt to escape” the penalty was death by a wild animal. The story goes that on a particular day, an opportunity surfaced for some group of slaves to escape – though they were not sure it will be a successful escape – but for some reasons this young slave boy joined in the escape mission but it was not too long afterwards that the police with their dogs began searching for them. The slave boy (I will call him “bravy” – and that’s just my nickname of him) ran into a cave to hid. The police searched out other slaves except bravy. But bravy ran into another problem altogether in the cave. While thanking God they didn’t discover him in the cave, he found out that he was hiding in a lions cave. The lion fortunately came back home that day with a wound in its leg. A stick had pierced through its skin and seemed to go deeper as it attempt to walk. Bravy noticed the cry of the lion and knew from afar the lion was in great pains – so he crawled slowly towards the lion out of sympathy for it, and gently used his teethe to pull out the stick and went back to his corner. The next morning he woke up to see one leg of an animal right beside him. He knew his roommate (the lion) had brought him food, been very hungry, he managed to eat something out of it and the fear of what could happen to him if he tries to leave the cave kept him in. Some days later the lion stopped coming home, wondering what must have happened to the lion he tried to move on and was caught. Since the law was clear; if you attempt to escape and you are caught you will face death by fighting a wild animal. If you could kill the animal you gain your freedom. Bravy then was placed in the arena (in Rome) and a starved lion was released to hunt him while people gathered to watch the action. Bravy didn’t borther to fight, he just closed his eyes waiting to be eaten, but instead of been turn apart he felt something licking his feet like a dog. When he opened his eyes it was the lion he saved. Bravy was then freed - the emperor was greatly trilled by the act. Lesson: if a lion could remember the good done to it by a human why cant we do the same? Show someone love today, maybe not for their sake but for Christ sake. Don’t forget the little help people have done for you, write them down and fine an opportunity to tell them they matter to you Do good to all men because someone also did some good or the other to you. God bless you…… |
Nairaland / General / Re: Inspire NIGERIANS by neosmyt(m): 10:35am On Sep 06, 2012 |
There was once a bunch of tiny frogs, who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants. The race began… No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. They shouted, “Oh, way too difficult!!! They will NEVER make it to the top” and “Not a chance. The tower is too high”. The tiny frogs began collapsing, one by one except for those who, in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher…. The crowd continued to yell, “It’s too difficult! No one will make it!” More tiny frogs got tired and gave up… But one continued higher and higher. This one wouldn’t give up! And he reached the top. Everyone wanted to know how this one frog managed such a great feat. His secret? This little frog was deaf!! The wisdom of this story is: Ignore the pessimism of others. It can take your dreams from you. Stay positive. |
Nairaland / General / Inspire NIGERIANS by neosmyt(m): 9:37pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
ALPHABETH of PRAISE Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in thanksgiving Do not begin to blame Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold on to what you know Imagine life without His love Joy would cease to be Keep thanking Him for all the things Love imparts to thee Move out of "Camp Complaining" No weapon that is known On earth can yield the power Praise can do alone Quit looking at the problems Redeem the time at hand Start every day with worship To "thank" is a command Until we see Him coming Victorious in the sky We'll run the race with gratitude Xalting God most high Yes, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but... Zion waits in glory...where none are ever sad! |
Nairaland / General / Which Quote Keeps You Focused On Your Game by neosmyt(m): 2:54pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
What personal quote of yours keeping you going and focused in life. Share with nairalanders here. " Drop me in the desert and forget a pen and biro by my side, i'll find a way out in 24 hours" |
Religion / The Stupidity Of Evolution by neosmyt(m): 6:03pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
Our dear science says 'There is no GOD'. Ok fine. Science then further says ' Everything now has evolved from one thing or the other.' It went further to claim that 'man evolved from other animals over a period of years'. When asked, Dear Science said ' its takes millions of years for evolution to occur', and that 'evolution is a gradual but continuous process'. When i checked further, Science tells us that 'man has been around for almost 6 billion years'. Wow this is a long period of time i guess. Ok now Mr Science, you have tried but since evolution is gradual and continuous and takes millions of years, WHY HAS MAN NOT EVOLVED INTO SOMETHING ELSE NOW HAVING STAYED OVER BILLIONS not millions o, BILLIONS OF YEARS.?? And WHY IS THERE NO SIGN THAT MAYBE I MAY TURN TO A CYCLOPS OR WHATEVER SOON? Or should we wait anothe billion years? Science has failed, simply because they do not want to accept the bible account of creation. Heaven is real, hell is too. Accept Jesus now and be saved.
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