tgurl

wat exactly do you mean by that statement?

Heel, girl. Bluespice spitting and bussing. Worth seeing. I'd have paid good cheese to see that. I'm sure Kay is a dumb numb lump by now. Dude, nice going awakening the beast. When you find your voice come back and applaude the mistress. I'm sure Ariblaze is soaking it all up. Print a copy and take it home dude.




I will.

ariblaze:

tgurl

wat exactly do you mean by that statement?

huh what u talking about I am innocent o

I love this thread.

bluespice:

tgurl i wish i did
kay!
i know u have been looking for a way to rile me up
and u just did son.
the thing is u never knew how bad this tide hurts
but its in ur face now so u'll have to deal with it . . .

. . . im simply taking a cue from u dear

Finally, some spirit!! Some fire to match blue thunder, I say. I am dealing with tide, and by Jove am I LOVING it!! Gash, this thread's almost gone cold since Rantster's pneumonia.
But you know what blue, you've got twisted it - big time. Did i hear you call me son? Kid, i was breaking hearts years before your poppa metcha mom. Literally.
About the addy, check moi's profile - i dont play hide and seek (kid's game, if you ask me). Me and V are NL buddies, yeah, but the relationship ends there; aint got his addy or YIM or whatever its called these days - dont need it neither. _{Sorry V!}. And Steve is just not my type; I know this's gonna hurt somebody, but honestly those dam ned licorice-coated poems of his really make me wanna puke. Look, i appreciate poetry, i really do, but for heaven's sake if you wanna f u c k someone, just say so - dont go namby-pamby about it!
Now, Blaze's addy, hmm. . . maybe you should ask Tg how lucky she was with that interview thingy. I know i've been hyping for some time now but we all know who owns this thread, don't we Sir Rantalot is in a class of his own; i aint gat no bone to pick wid'im.

@epi: chill out gurl. You pull a body's tail, next person behind pulls yours; its called "balance" in physics. You wanna play nice, pick another thread.

vescucci:

Heel, girl. Bluespice spitting and bussing. Worth seeing. I'd have paid good cheese to see that. I'm sure Kay is a dumb numb lump by now. Dude, nice going awakening the beast. When you find your voice come back and applaude the mistress. I'm sure Ariblaze is soaking it all up. Print a copy and take it home dude.

I will.

Slow down, V. Here, lemme clue ya:
1. Kay is NOT dumb
2. Kay is NOT numb, and
3. Kay is definitely NOT lump.
In fact, Kay is so bleeping pissed, he has a mind to slice and dice your monkey-a.ssed, mega-moronic jerk-arranged, boot-licking pair of big lips. Unfortunately, Kay is also having nostalgic memoriz of you and him chugging down bottles of cold, tripled-filtered extra lager, so he's decided to put off the slicing and dicing for another time. 

P.S: Could you hand me that print out you said you made? I'm in the loo and I'm out of toilet paper. . . .

well a mini battlefield we have here

can see verbal arsenals feeling around

and like the sergeant in we were soldiers i cant be bothered

for i expect no shrapnel to hit me,if it does hell would be let loose(i think i just bragged lol)



so here we are the actors of my book of rants


the always missing sisikill

the conscience of the whole folk tgurl

the ever sarcastic vesc

my baby blue eveel sister the bluespice

the unstable epi

and the Methuselah of us all the man from the omatha clan kay9

and yeah me,the once combustible now docile blaze



a bunch of peeps we are. . . .

we do make this place happen

but of recent yeap, we have acted like pussies

yep said the word , bite me, all of us less for bluespice that is

vesc , well lets just say he has always being one,ever smiling

i can sense your smile through your post

i feel like punching the grin outta you,yeah cut you open like micheal jackson's zippers

blue , i am tired of you whining about your lost twin, whatever happened to telephaty?

tgurl, this place aint for goody two shoes

and sisikill, where's your behind at?

kay9. . . .when are you going to launch an original rant huh?








so let the storm begin. . . . . . .

i expect repercussions for this here my actions

ariblaze:

well a mini battlefield we have here

kay9. . . .when are you going to launch an original rant huh?

***cleaning my 54 caliber shotgun***

kay u know i have nothing less than respect for u

blaze im coming fer ya u just watch ur back

you both wish

you and the 36lions arent strong enuff

my pea shooter would do the job

what with kay carrying a .54 caliber lol

its not the equipment sir but the usage(lol why do i feel i am talking about something else here, i do pack heavies though, dont go thinking pea shooter)

Chei! Ari, e mi lo tasi beyen Am coming to get ya

I don miss o. Kay9, u are one hel. . . ermm. . . sweet character. Keep the good work up.

P.S. I love d way u described me. What a perfect balance, but u left out the bloody princess

I hate PH city.
I hate it, hate it, hate it all the way to hell and back again.
i hate the exorbitant prices, hate the arrogance of its taxi drivers, hate the greed of its cops, hate the hypocrisy of its government and the stupidity and greed of its indigenes, and by god i HATE the stupid and unnecessary "forming" of the guys and the fake "effizzy" of the chicks. jeez, if i had a nuke,  i'd nuke PH and be f__kng done with it - i know it aint as bad as gotham city but Ras al Ghuul's principle still stands: evil ignored is evil condoned.

but y'all know what i hate most about PH? its traffic jams. i thought i'd seen all the traffic hold-ups in Lagos, but uh-uuh, PH had a surprise for me. I'll never stop cussing the day i was posted to PH. I mean, i knew from the start that Port was fking wacked and wasted, but mehn i didnt expect this. Every frigging morning of every frigging week of every frigging, fking, godforsaken, heaven-damned, pissed-upon, shit-box-ejected month!!

Ok, so i stayed up till 3am preparing some stupid presentatn report on some silly. . . well, you get the idea. thus i woke later than usual - much later than usual. Ran through the bathroom and wardrobe like a blizzard - 4mins 52secs, record time - still had my buttons undone as i dashed out - even dared to think i might JUST make it to the office before 8.30am.  All that, all that ruined by the traffic - and the moronic bus driver whose scrape of metal i made the mistake of entering. Fine, me dont have me own ride yet - wouldn't have done moi much good what with the crazy hold-up, but cripes! that driver was irredeemably spineless. See how other cars just dey cut in, dey displace our bus; the mumu driver didn't even care. Once the engine turns off, it'd take another 4 mins to get it running again; the traffic would move and by the time the driver got around to starting his junk-yard-ready bus, about 3 other vehicles had cut in and there'd be no where to go anymore - so he turns the engine off again! Walahi, if i had a gun, i can't promise i wouldn't have shot the fella - look, everybody has a right to stupid, but that driver was abusing it!!

I couldn't jolly well beat the idiot - his burly conductor would've made omelet out of me - but my god i cussed. I cussed the driver, cussed his scrape metal, cussed the conductor - but not for long, the guy looked like he hated the driver's driving as much as i did - and cussed my fellow passengers who refused to cuss along with me. I cussed and cussed until the driver offered to pay me back my money if i'd just get of the bus, but uh-uhh, he wasn't getting off that easy. I knew i was gonna face some fire when i got to work - it was freakng 9.37am by then - so i wanted to chew someone else's a.ss before it gets to my turn.

Anyways, i finally got  to work around 10 or there about and guess what? My boss wasn't even there yet! But what the Bleep, that driver really had it coming, driving that ugly scrap heap like that

looks like you have been spending a lot of valuable time reading hadley chase, watching gangstar bluckbusters, and listening to hardcore rap artistes who ended up getting shot. you ever tried thinking of the beauty of the sunrise or the magnificence of its setting. dont call me a sissy yet cos i prefer the wonder of a volcanic eruption and the thrill af a tornado!

amazyn i know ur new here so ill try to be nice
when next u want to post,
do urself and the good people of NL a huge favour,
read the topic

the topic says my book of rants
how the hell do u expect to see us going all poetic
on the beauty of sunrises and the exotic-ness of a volcanic eruption??

gawdammit!


kay9 will u marry me

amazyn:
dont call me a sissy yet cos i prefer the wonder of a volcanic eruption. . . .

Fancy volcanoes huh?
Try camping out near one.
And dude. . . . damn, you're a sissy!


@blue: You serious? I get the feeling you're about to plunge a Viking lance into my back - or if i know you enough, right up my shit-box

but darling f i did any of those things they will be predictable
so im going for the unpredictable me

next time your application for a job is rejected,
Dear [Interviewer' s Name]:
Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After
careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to
accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.
This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving
an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied
and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept
all refusals.
Despite [Firm's Name]'s outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does
not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate
employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look
forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
[Your Name]

i feel empty

like a big fluke

i feel so frigging unfulfilled

why?

gah, the dude already has my money

3months now and counting, friendship can only

stretch thus far, haba am no idiot or shuegbe

now i am claiming activity at shoprite, just because

i need a legitimate excuse to ride a bike any bike

in this case my prote'ge's bike

i don't feel an iota of guilt, i am just looking forward to the ride

yep,from lekki phase one to chevron then down to law skool

at at least 140km/ph that should get the wind back in my sails

i hate being a leech, menh my friends already think am a fool

for not arresting the dude, and i must admit my patience about run

thin



i want my bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I'm thinking we should vote for ranter of the week every week.

Kudos to Ariblaze for reading thru me. I'm a cold sumbitch. Can't be affected. Nice try Kay9. I had a jolly good laugh especially after the second one. Haven't had a worthy opponent since Ex-Inferis decided I was too boring. Unfortunately I'm not very good at bland uncreative gutter language. The best I can manage is to be caustic. Now I'm thinking, how does one piss off a pea brain? Tough question. Here are some options.

A. Become a pea brain

B. Break pea brain's toy

C. Refuse to acknowledge pea brain

D. Dust pea brain's rant off my shoulder

E. Really and honestly enjoy pea brain's rant


I'm leaning towards E. B would have been the most effective but I'm certainly not a petty guy.

Kay9 I enjoy it when u're not trying to rant and are just spilling like an uzi with limitless rounds. But that PH thingie belongs in some Hints magaziine column. BTW, where's that ur addy sef?

Blue. Where's ur bulletproof vest? Why do u raise the white flag after just getting hit once?

Aribaba, don't have anything to say to u, but since I'm calling everyone's name,

Tgirl knows how I feel about her

Epi, radioactive epi with small half-life. You know too.


Ok. On to being smug as a bug in a rug.

Oh, I forgot to add that I got nothing less than respect for you, Kay
If you'll have me, we could give those anti-same-sex marriages a run for their money

Amazyn, you'll do well not to reply. These guys will devour you. They will massacre you. They'll have you for a midnight snack. And I'm not even being sarcastic

vesc havent u heard not to question a woman in lurve?

b.t.w i never knew u could stoop so low as to try to wrestle my future husband   with me
dammit sir! go look for ur own object-of-unreciprocated-affections some place else!

I wok up in the middle of the night with shout and screams from my neighbours window.This man is beating his wife again.I looked at the time it was 12 :55 am.God what is this? I haven't had adecent sleep this week and to God the office is really hell on earth.This must stop. This woman is still young and sexually attractive and well behaved. What the hell is wrong with this man?.He is just too drunk to realise he has a jewel in his home.I must react.So i get my pistol and load it full. I sneak up their window and there he is beating her and forcefully kissing her.Explouting her sexually.God those legs and the breast.Wow, see pussy clean shaved pussy and see small thingny dick hitting the juice.Still looking i reminded my self what i came for so i aim and shot three black shots into his laps and leg.Scream.I sneak the fence into the next street and ito my car.(to be continued)

Ecomog. Inasmuch as I'm usually a painfully polite bugger, I really think you should take this and shove it. You think cuz we're getting gritty means we're foul? B.T.W. aren't you supposed to be keeping the peace somewhere? And FYI, there's a section called romance. There are threads that deals with Hot people. There's even a woman called Sistawoman that can help you if you need to polish your rocket.



I've changed, I've changed, It isn't the same. la la ala

Awww, Blue. U didn't think I'd let u off the hook that easy, did you. You're probably right. Unreturned love is punishment enough for u. Hehe. I think I'm enjoying this naughty spree, must be something I ate. Like fermented Tofu, hmmmn. Tofu,

bwuahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
now im craving for tofu

Interesting!

Y'all know what? Turns out I was right about the next level of the Rantalot's rant thread: Ranters ranting at each other. Let's just try and post an original rant once in a while so the Rant thread doesn't turn into the Diss thread.

Hey V, you are a shit-head. kc_infiniti@yahoo.com, but mind i ain't related to Elton John.

Blue, i'm cool with you. Don't mind V, he's just a talking-drum - a smiling talking-drum anyway. But you know i have to check the goods before i sign the contract, right? I'm thinking of that suggestion epi gave to Blaze concerning Tgurl about a week ago. . . Are you thinking along wid me?

embarrasingly i have no idea what ur talking about

Garrri, kuli kuli, bottled groundnut and smoked fish


catchy title huh?

well,someone had that yesterday

less the kuli kuli and groundnuts

and she emphatically told me how heavenly it felt

thus i set out to beat the record, by going all out for the above

a pretty sumptuous dinner it turned out to be, a meal i had not had in over 3years

which now got me thinking, do i consider myself so classy that i dint have time to indulge

in such wonderful yet staple meal. . . . .instead i go to them darn eateries that clog my arteries(coining her phrase here)

and i chug down high fatty foods, in a sub zero room, filled up with other small girls coming to sit, watch TV or just wait

a balanced diet that meal was, a good belch afterwards and i doubt it changed the ph level of my stomach

gah! self indulgence has clouded the values of good staple food

thus i challenge all of you reading this

go and get your

garri, kulikuli epa and eja kika groove on

lemmie know what you think

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.

sis

can you explain this?

are you implying some of us feel

otherwise disposed?

blaze if u dont understand what that means then i have nothin for u

on the side tho ive posted a new poem
less of 'there she lay'
same feel i hope *fingers crossed*

blaze if u dont understand what that means then i have nothin for u

this is a rather starchy remark

and i sincerely apologize for asking.