KINGwax: Download wetin jare?

DrBaby: Dad; when i tink abt him, tears roll down ma cheeks...cos i love him so much...no one compares wit him till date...He is evrytin a man should be and more...so supportive, lovin, carin, protected my mum frm all extended family cos he was frm d oda religion (now a Pastor)...everyone who has met him tells me i av got an asset in a Dad...my friends call me 'omo-daddy' but i tell dem he does not treat me special, thats aw he treats al his five kids...i cant say all abt him in a 2000 paged book, but DAD...soonest,as soon as i settle down...i hope to throw u party and av evry one say all d good things u r to you...u need to hear wat even ur friends call me and say to me about U...while u r here...nt when u r gone...love u so much Dad...pls stay long, i want my grand children to meet u...cos i wont be able to tell dem all abt u in words...( if u tell my neices that Grandpa is visiting...dey wont sleep ovanyt...no exaggerations...they r alredi in love wt him.
Mum: The best thing that happened to Dad...the most compatible woman for him...she brings out d best in Dad...she knows when to talk, when to be quiet, when to b bold...very prayerful...guess she has fasted almost half of all d days she has spent on earth...loving, caring...but overly protective....a good mother...i neva knew parents argue until i got to the Uni and found out from friends that their parents even fight...i was shocked.
God bless u both...u r d best thing that happened to me...now i owe my children the best parenting cos of u guys...

free13: @op
Do you work for May D?
The song belongs to p-square. They can do what they like with it.
By the way, i thought May D has got his own record company.
Why is he still following/begging p-square to perform on their track?

mortee: I came across this post today and I could only shake my head. I want to believe it's a joke, but if not, there is a solution - I am "krosdot", I help you "write right".

dandagreat: I stored my moms number with "Rihanna" while my dad.. "Bob Marley"

steroid: Mummy
Mum
Nne'm
Mitera mou

ijebabe: Only one response?

Hope you had a good one

ifyalways: Belated happy birthday to you.
Hope you had fun?

Ibanga p: Since 2day i've not been able 2 use my phones because there's no MTN network in my area. Are u experiencing the same difficulty in ur area?

flinspiero: Nice app...@poster,just send dia pix to all d media outlet in d country,put dia pix on ur facebook,then after dat send d pix to all d churches in d country...emm u fit stil go paste dia pix for airport cos dey fit reason to run comot d country.Then leave d rest 4 God...#laughs#

speeder: THE PRESENTER

Presenter: What is your contribution?

Caller:: There is dis lady i wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, But all my efforts proved abortive, She wouldn't pick ma calls, she would laugh at me while passing by for reasons best known to her, 5 months later, i was able to get an apartment, get a new car courtesy of a contract job i secured with a major oil company. Now most of d missed calls i have are hers, barrage of sms and all that, i am confused on what 2 do, Please advice me.

Presenter: Listen up give her a call letting her knw you'll be at her house in 2hrs, Wen its time call her up and delay for anoda 2hrs,Take a cool Shower, wear a nice outfit and attention catching perfume, When its time drive 2 her house, Walk 2 her door and knock,once she opens, with d sexiest smile you've got, look stylishly into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take ur mouth close to her ear and whisper . . . . . -
''THUNDER FIRE U'

honeypie311: More plz... I luv Don jazzy personality. It's also applicable to mine

adventisty: She has already proposed to him indirectly, It is left for Iyanya to accept or not! HUH?

Okija_juju: This is the type of thread you open when you have just done this..