Everything can be settled on bed. Use your genital as a weapon. If he messes up don't open . He will come to his senses. If she misbehaves start seeing other people. Deny her you rod. She must beg.

JenniferAkpamu:
Yell at her in public. That is the only way people will know you're the man in charge.

Ishilove:

Dem use fuxk swear for una

luminouz:
Too long a write-up


How to crash a Nigerian born and bred relationship? Na three words answer!!

Just be broke!!!

Kriss216:
9. Always demand for "urgent 2k".

Mide3367:
Openly flirt, beat her publicly, lie to her, treat her like trash. Surprisingly, she will love u more

MejiLoyon:
1. Have very high expectations.

2. Don't be tolerant. He can't talk to you anyhow na. If he says anything you don't like shout at him. Put him in his place

3. Report him to people if he messes up. If she angers you bring it on social media. Let us deliberate on it and thrash it thoroughly. We will use our lenses to pinpoint the issue and drag the person at fault. At least a problem shared they say is a problem solved.

4. Move in with him or her. Both of you should stay together for a long time so that you can have a feel of marriage life. If possible bring your family along. Redesign the house and make it suit your taste. Your privacy should be intruded.

5. If you're following number 4 then this should be important. Money issues should be handled mathematically. I bring a percentage and you bring a percentage. We must stick to that o or wahala go shele. If you must buy something make sure it stays within the budget. Everything must be accounted for.

6. Never stop complaining. For God's sake how will things change when you don't complain.. nag all day. Keep hammering on that thing you don't like. It must change.

7. Everything can be settled on bed. Use your genital as a weapon. If he messes up don't open . He will come to his senses. If she misbehaves start seeing other people. Deny her you rod. She must beg.

8. Never apologize. It makes you weak. Be strong and be proud. Even if youre wrong the apology must come from your partner. Shey you and him na mate ni? Oga apologize else this is over

The list is endless but manage these ones. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out.

Never forget one thing ,your happiness alone matters. If you're not happy about the whole thing walk away. Why work on a relationship when there are better alternatives outside. Why work on that lady with medium sized yansh when there are solid ikebes out there with better character. Why manage with that guy with a muzzle when there are men with benzes that will follow you once you wink at them. Tule jare. You move!

Them no dey tell person.

Feel free to add yours.

Offpoint1:
Too much grammar for something you should have simply said:

1. Don't send urgent 2k again
2. Don't give vag*na again


And what 98% relationship die natural death

thatsleepboy1:
Nothing wey Ashtaroth (Queen of heaven) no go see for Abaddon hand fa

obinna58:
When she fvk up don't forget to slap that ass very well when fvking, take it personal and show not pity slap it until it turns red.

Mide3367:
Openly flirt, beat her publicly, lie to her, treat her like trash. Surprisingly, she will love u more

Kriss216:
9. Always demand for "urgent 2k".

Debra911:
You just hit the nail on the head