My son chisom starr oghenetega turned 5 yrs on may 1st which happens to be workers day.

To be candid my hand was very cold(if you know you know).
So since I cannot kill my self just to impress anybody...I decided to do it in my own way.

Shouts out to bridge FM that provided the birthday music for my son to dance Happy feet to like a baby penquin.

Like bridge FM literally became my DJ free of charge...what bridge FM cannot run,no dey ever exist.

My neighbor Anthony became my camera man because I was phoneless as in people wey strong pass me upon all my agbaka them still gbaskele my phone from me.


On the day of the birthday which was 9n Sunday....I went to hustleville so make I take see money arrange first class okrika for my son as na only mumu dey go boutique.

Area. I hail ooooo ...

I always find Warri people interesting.

She say na mumu dey go boutique..

So after buying him a trouser,a polo and boots...we stormed uac aka Mr Biggs and got him a cake of 10k

To be honest e pain me say I cudnt get him a far more better cake but like I earlier said my hand was very cold.


I went to the market got catfish,and I remember I had a half tuber of yam in my kitchen that I haven't used.

So as an isoko woman I add one and 15 together and arrived at a conclusion.
I got spices for the peppersoup and off we zoomed to the house.


My compound people were already waiting for us....meanwhile I have jokingly warned my compound people to eat from their home that I would be the one tovisit them and not the other way round.

I also got a red wine just a bottle that we would all manage as Nigeria is hard at the moment...

So I prepared the peppersoup and diced yam,added lemon grass leaf which I got from my backyard.

My nephew ogaga that one na food go killam...his brain is only normal when he sees food.

Ogaga hurriedly used my beloved dudu osun Soap to wash his clothes that he would wear clothes wey he nor wash since morning.

So I bathed my son,dresses him up,I told him to knee down whilst I offered motherly prayers and blessings on him.


I guessed I was over praying for him,when he blurted out....mummy the prayer don do... my knees dey pain me I wan stand up.

I had to respect my middle age,brought the cake out and we started singing Happy birthday song to him....

He was elated...all he was just saying was....chai abraski go hear hear,Dem go feelam.


Oh I forgot to add Mr Biggs inscribed his name on the cake na that one shark his head.


I cut the cake gave him a large chunk and pure water....where I come from small children no dey sip red wine,he dey make them nor dey know book.

When it was time for music and remember I earlier said....men wey stro g pass me don gbaskele my phone and I didn't engaged the services of a deejay,

I used my small itel phone and tuned on to bridge FM just then kiss Daniel buga aka go low low low was blasting I called my son and told him to danced for me and he happily danced Happy feet to me....oshey starr boy.


Make e for nor lost make e nor be like say na me poor pass I dashed him #500 and Anthony my neighbor dashed him #70 bucks .

Ahnie, these your gists for sweet with some pictures.

Happy birthday in arrears to your little prince.

I went round my neighbors apartment shared cakes and catfish peppersoup to them then asked them to bring their cups as I poured red wine to them.


Truth is...
I have very wonderful neighbors that always got my back.

I had to download the rest of the wine late into the night to help clear my brain because weytiin I dey think too much make my oblongata nor go crash.


Moral of the story....you don't have to do pass yourself or try to impress people or run into debts say because you want to celebrate birthdays.


Shouts out to Anthony my wonderful
Neighbor who was my camera man




Cc: Lalastic.lala pls help shoot to front page.

Mariangeles:
Ahnie, these your gists for sweet with some pictures.

Happy birthday in arrears to your little prince.

Trying to upload pics.

ahnie:

Trying to upload pics.

OK.

If the original is not uploading, just take screenshots and upload them like that.

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I enjoyed this

Ahnie, you sabi tell story wella. I enjoyed every bit of it.
Happy birthday to your boy. May he continue to grow in wisdom and grace

Nice

ahnie:
I went round my neighbors apartment shared cakes and catfish peppersoup to them then asked them to bring their cups as I poured red wine to them.


Truth is...
I have very wonderful neighbors that always got my back.

I had to download the rest of the wine late into the night to help clear my brain because weytiin I dey think too much make my oblongata nor go crash.


Moral of the story....you don't have to do pass yourself or try to impress people or run into debts say because you want to celebrate birthdays.


Shouts out to Anthony my wonderful
Neighbor who was my camera man




Cc: Lalasticlala pls help shoot to front page.

Awwwwn so beautiful… may the lord continue to bless you awesome mother… he would provide all your needs according to his riches in glory…. Pictures would have done more tho…. The lord bless the celebrant, he would fulfill his purpose in life in Jesus name

ahnie:
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G evening Ahnie

Long time!!!


Please I would like to talk to you about something.


How do I reach you?I lost the one you gave me with my phone

nobody cares , who push this thing come front page

no even cutcee to you husband for the financing. Women een

Happy birthday to your baby boy ma.

enjoyment.. happy birthday to him

Like bridge FM literally became my DJ free of charge...what bridge FM cannot run,no dey ever exist.

Dem suppose pay you for this advert

ahnie:
My son chisom starr oghenetega turned 5 yrs on may 1st which happens to be workers day.

To be candid my hand was very cold(if you know you know).
So since I cannot kill my self just to impress anybody...I decided to do it in my own way.

Shouts out to bridge FM that provided the birthday music for my son to dance Happy feet to like a baby penquin.

Like bridge FM literally became my DJ free of charge...what bridge FM cannot run,no dey ever exist.

My neighbor Anthony became my camera man because I was phoneless as in people wey strong pass me upon all my agbaka them still gbaskele my phone from me.


On the day of the birthday which was 9n Sunday....I went to hustleville so make I take see money arrange first class okrika for my son as na only mumu dey go boutique.

It is well

E clear.

E be like I go enter Agbassa again.

Hmmm, Boy dey bear Starr as name
Dat name reminds of a sweet American lady, whose identity i dont want to disclose.
Lol.

Happy birthday

God bless you Ahnie and bless your son and husband and your mother.
I always enjoy your very funny stories, like that your holiday own. My best seller is that of your mum and pastors, I laugh tire. Me that nothing can make me laugh, but your stories are always a comic relief.
Truth is that I dont belive that you are ann akara seller. Which akara. God bless you for making so many people happy.

The older you get, you begin to ask yourself if this were the same parents that brought you up as they suddenly become understanding and more relatable with�

Happy birthday to your son.

Congrats. Hope your husband has done the DNA test of the child?