Wise words from a wise man...check out my own wise words below, most of them were copied sha.

https://www.nairaland.com/6498859/wise-romance-sayings-falseprophet1

This I have seen.

Tips of the Iceberg?

Totally agree

Oga a no fit do all these tins abeg..


Haa God tank you for my woman oohhhhhh

This man has been Simping for 30 years!

Very good tips, I've learnt a thing or 2

Marriage nor get formula

What works for you, might not necessarily work for others

Just pray you don't marry a troublesome woman, if you like do all these to the latter. She gives no fuccck

He just listed what worked for him. My is different....

I can't imagine this man has been simping for 30 years

Ishilove:

Watch those who never even marry pick holes in what a man married for 30 years has said. Dem full this forum

Yes na. Young folks who think women are trophies to be won. They've started showing themselves.

1. As usual simping advice cloaked in plausibilities.

2. Modern men, refuse slavery in the name of marriage. Men have roles. Women have roles. Let each to their own.

Washing dishes is not romance. In the same way, she won't come downstairs at 2 am when robbers come knocking. She will leave you to that. Is this hate? No! Use your brain man.

3. Women are rational when it comes to a man's commitment, potential, and money. But men are always confused by big breasts. They will continue to remain slaves.

Why self-deprecate? You're already a clown for doing that.

4. Marriage is not about romance and lovey-dovey stuff. It is business. Order and discipline must be upheld.

As a man, take authority and lead effectively. Let your family follow.

5. Don't encroach into a woman's role because you want to see her happy. You will always end up displaying how desperate you are. It reduces your sexiness and puts a chink on your masculinity. It doesn't build respect.

The more you do it to save the relationship, the more you make a caricature of yourself.

6. In his advice he didn't tell us which of his roles his wife has been playing fully or partially. (Maybe the pics below).

NB: He made some points though. But it is falsehood mixed with some spices of truth. It is plausible advice.

If you have laser eyes, you'll understand.

@ image below, "If you don't get it, forget about it".

Men, this is what you are getting when you put your life, money, ambitions, and energy for a woman.

This man is seriously joking.

Men, refuse slavery.

DontBullshitMe:
I just don't see myself getting married. Will never happen.

Marriage is for people who don't find join and happiness in their own being.

No kids too?

Johnlegacy57:
I can't imagine this man has been simping for 30 years

Kendaboss:
This man has been Simping for 30 years!

A happy simp apparently.

This man should also have some words of advice for the ladies.. what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
All these cappings I no understand sha..
For me, if u know say probability high for u to cheat on ur fiance or fiancée, omoh no too reason d marriage... simple as that.
Also if u know say tolerance no fit dey ur dictionary, free marriage oh to avoid stories dat touch the heart.

This one is SIMP-general of the simps.

For say you were born poor, you won’t get to snif just the pheromones of a woman. Dindinrin…Tips ko, chips ni

Gentledove2U:


I agree with you sir. Marriage is a scam. As a man what better way to spend the old days than alone and miserable with no wife to tend to one and a string a bastards strewn around.

And why do people think it's the wife that will always cater to the man at old age? What if I'm very healthy and fit at 80 that I could still conveniently ride a bicycle and she's the one that needs me catering for her.

Fug

[quote author=Gentledove2U post=114902754]

I agree with you sir. Marriage is a scam. As a man what better way to spend the old days than alone and miserable with no wife to tend to one and a string a bastards strewn around.[/quotep]



It depends on his perspective.
What will you say about men that married wrongly, and also successful men that never married at all

What if you offered to do the dishes and you wife says no thank you.

He was clear, the tip does not work for everyone. So don't have a HP. Marry someone you are willing to sacrifice for and who is willing to do the same.

daewoorazer:
This one is SIMP-general of the simps.

For say you were born poor, you won’t get to snif just the pheromones of a woman. Dindinrin…Tips ko, chips ni

Don't mind him he doesn't know what's up.

Sheybi the other day a man who dropped out of medical school and is now a truck pusher was trying to castrate himself (I think he's don it already) because no woman wants him in his condition.

I love you, I love you. Hehehe if I were living under the bridge pushing truck for a living will you love me ? Only men have the capacity to fall in love truly. A man can see a girl who has nothing hawking on the street and then he falls in love take her off the streets, send her to school or register her to get a skill and then marry her.

On the flip side, no wealthy lady will come and rescue a broke n**ga from poverty. Except she's clairvoyant (they said some ladies have this rare gift) and can vividly see you have glory and star over your head and will make it soon.

Gentledove2U:


I agree with you sir. Marriage is a scam. As a man what better way to spend the old days than alone and miserable with no wife to tend to one and a string a bastards strewn around.

A married old man is always alone as the wife is always busy visiting grandkids and spending time with her kids or prepping for the next visit.

Kendaboss:
This man has been Simping for 30 years!

At least, he simped for 30 years and that SIMPING kept his marriage this long. Marriage isn't a place for flexing muscles. Get a life!

RedChiefPriest:
Hmmm lol
Some of you men are funny for real
You don't believe you deserve good things but you sha have to slave for you to be a real man.
Na why I like women,they sabi how to make you treat them well and enjoy life .

Buy charger every week because she's going to spoil her charger?
Charge the powerbanks because she will just come and use anyone when she needs it?
Does that even look sane to you? When mama spoil charger 2 times,she will start buying her own.
When you use up the battery of the power bank,why won't you charge it? Na mumu thing be that.
Helping out in the kitchen is cool actually, you talk and bond more self unless she does not approve.
Helping out around the house is sane also,they don't have to tell you that one.
With all the epistles written above, a man is to do this and do that,what should the woman do for the man?
No gift for the man,nothing to make his own life easy from the wife ba? Oh! I forgot,as a man slave for the family and make sure your wife is happy or else you're not a real man .
God punish the society definition of a real man.

Dj! Plenty kegs of palmwine for me and other people interested
Barman! Play me "Manipulated Man" by Joseph Yobo and Kim Kardashian.

Lol..
I so much love this comment.

simplepee:
Na only two Husband material remain for Nigeria.
God willing, I will have one. Goodluck looking for the other one, my ladies.

daz me babyy, come to daddy

What a shameful, shameless, disgusting and irritating simp.
Such a sorry excuse of a man.

Well, the mis-advice was for real men (simps). I'm not one so nothing concern me.

Hmmm
quote author=DenreleDave post=114894906]10. At a party with her, don’t drink too much and make a fool of yourself. Be funny in a self-deprecating way. Women like men that can laugh at their own selves & that are not afraid to show they are not perfect. But don’t start to display like a clown…unless you are paid to do so.

11. Whatever you do, don’t ever make your woman feel insecure. Using another woman to make her feel jealous is immature and daft. Don’t. Instead, tell her you’ll always be with her. No divorce. No separation. Ever. Whatever else she worries about, she shouldn’t worry about that one.

12. Any engine that you don’t service regularly will give you trouble. Make sure you change her oil often. She will run smoothly and will not give you trouble often. Remember that I it is your job to arrange an oil change often. Don’t wait until you see ‘check engine’ lights. �

13. You and I know that we, men, are not good alone. When she’s not in town, throw yourself into work, spend more time on Twitter, read that book you’ve been meaning to read and go on Netflix. Stay away from temptation. It has a way of looking for you when your madam is not around.

14. Finally, some of these things are aspirational even for me. For instance, I won’t be buying her that Apple Watch until next month. Okay. That’s enough for now. Let’s continue another time. Hopefully, it won’t take another 5 years before we do so. Good luck. ✌�[/quote]

You dont mean it

DenreleDave:
5. When she’s in the kitchen, keep her company, gist with her but also make yourself useful. Cutting onions or peeling maggi cubes makes you involved in good way. It would be good if you have a special dish that she looks forward to. Mine was stew but I haven’t done it in ages.

6. If it is just both of you (no children or domestic help) it is your responsibility to do the dishes after a meal she has cooked. She may protest but you should insist. Washing plates is actually quite therapeutic. It also a role reversal: you in the kitchen, she gisting with you.

7. Women’s clothes tend not to have pockets like men’s. So, her phone will often be in her bag or wherever she last used it. If you want to be able to reach her all the time, buy her a smart watch that will vibrate on her wrist.

8. You may spend a lot of money on a smart watch, like an Apple Watch, and she still won’t wear it. You need to give her a health-related reason to wear it all the time. Women take their health much more seriously than us men. “Darling, it will even monitor you pulse & heartbeat.”�

9. When you are out with her and friends, try not to talk too much. At the same time, don’t be cold and boring. Don’t yarn what you don’t know. Don’t name-drop. Let it be others that talk about how connected you are. Be gracious, smile a lot and exude confidence.