iamtardey:
like your cousin is married to the girl which was your girlfriend then? Is what you’re saying?

INTEGRITYA1:
So many years ago when I moved to Oshodi Lagos after I finished my Secondary School in Ogun State.

There is this lady we finished together and she moved to Ikeja and was staying with a particular Sister who happened to be her relative.

We've been long to see each other after we both moved to Lagos and looking at few distance from Oshodi to Ikeja, I requested she come over to visit me but she don't have the chance and the courage to come.

So, we both agreed that I should visit instead and she gave me their address.

Where they were staying was calm area and do free after everybody must have gone to work.

Meanwhile she was learning skills somewhere just two streets away from their house, so we planned that she took excuse on getting to work for her to be able to mingle with me at home.

Ordinarily her sister was supposed to get back home from 6:30pm and her Sister's husband till weekend and there Children have been taken to School to return around 4pm.

All set and I got to their place around 12pm hoping to stay within till let say 2:30 to 3pm, before people begin to return from 4pm

In fact it was not up to 5 minutes that I got there, her Sister just drove into the Compound and we were still sitting on the double sitter chair at their sitting room.

Thank God we locked the entrance door from the back and she quickly told me to hide at the back of the entrance door.

Her Sister was knocking from outside because she was so surprised to see anybody at home by that time, as at the time she opened the door for her Sister, she pretend as someone who have been sleeping and told her Sister she was not feeling fine on getting to work in the morning so she have to returned back home to sleep, when the conversations was going on; her Sister seems to be pressed so she went straight to the rest room.

Where I was at the back of the entrance door mind heartbeat was moving up and down at a faster rate and as soon as the Sister entered the rest room. I jumped out of my hidden place and I ran away very quickly.

As I was running, I was asking myself why all the stress and at the same time I was so happy to escaped the scenario and to safe her from the stigma.

But it was so painful to me back then.

ebuka1511:
This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.

pweeryambre:

Always trying to paint women bad... this topic is about young love. Do we have to know that you were efing the mum.?

Smitaro100:




Oga try dey lie with caution o whatsapp in 2001?

ecolime:

WhatsApp in 2001? You dey whine us?

AgubataAkokwa:
Those days, I would sneak out of my boss's house at festac (daily) immediately after the day's work around 7pm. Oga don see me say I don return from work and he don enter him duplex, me wey dey boys quarters go sharperly do everything to please oga and wife and children and as soon as 7pm dey reach I settle dem finish. As soon as I was done, I go blow bike to weigh bridge ikorodu for aunty joy house. Sometimes after all the who wahala na only 30min I go spend with this girl for aunty joy backyard (just gusting o). Aunty joy never knew what was happening. The stress of returning home upon every meeting is what my girl (now wife) never knew till date. I lost my phone twice during those days but I never told my girl. I just Sha have to be home before 9pm as the oga of other umu boys. Fast track to 2023, she's my wife now and she have given me 4kids (3boys and a princess) and I've never regretted all the risks I took for her because I know she may have gone through more risks than I did those days. No be small thing o.
If I remember those days now I go just dey laugh and after the laugh I go praise myself for taking those risks to make the right choice. She's everything for me. I can bomb Putin on her behalf today (Putin na nice guy o, pls don't miss quote me).
Very funny experience aswear

Kobicove:


So you were already having sex in ordinary SS1?

Children of these days sef

elujah1:

He said what's up.. meaning what was on ground and what should be his next line of action. That was the thing back then.

ecolime:

WhatsApp in 2001? You dey whine us?

Smitaro100:




Oga try dey lie with caution o whatsapp in 2001?

Themainboy22:
He meant "what's up" Asin, he informed/updated the guy of the latest happening. Not through "WhatsApp".

Idowuay123:
Back then during my University days (Unad), I was living at Iworoko and was dating an indigen Girl. I snicked into her room to to till day break as usual. Just around 11:30pm, her father knocked at her door that she wanted to have a discussion with her😃😀.

Thankfully, the room has a window that leads outside, she quietly opened the window, as I jumped out, I jumped inside a drum filled with water 😀😀😀.

I came out with all my clothes wet. I ran to the back of the kitchen because the vigilantes were blowing wizzle.

Atlast, the father came out after 20 minutes and the Girl came to look for me. I still went 3 good rounds that night.

She was a daughter of a prominent high chief in Iworoko then.

ecolime:

WhatsApp in 2001? You dey whine us?

Idowuay123:
The last experience I will share today on this, my parents usually take us to our home town in Ekiti state every December. My hometown is Ilupeju Ekiti.

I was in SS 1 then and I had a Girlfriend in SS 1 too in the hometown.
This Girl was living with her mum besides my Aunt's house. I went to my Aunt's house and this Girl came to see me. We were both inside the room romancing when her mother came to the window and started calling her name, saying she's been told her Daughter was inside the room with one Boy there 🤔.

Thank God there was another exit door at the back, that was how we both ran out via the exit door and the Girl came to meet the mother we she was shouting at the entrance.

The woman beat her from there to their house😭😭😭.

izonborn098:
There was a virgin girl i was fuckin' her mama don't know about our relationship but sometimes she observe me like i'm doing something with her daughter..
And the said mother is very strict so even me i'm afraid of her the(mother)..
The only opportunity we have for sex is when she is coming to school and the said girl love me... We are in the same class ss1 to be precise and the school compound is very close to my house where i'm living, so she always visit when i signal her.. and whenever i want to see her in the night, i will stay in a far distance and my guy will set the compass...
But las las she get pregnant in ss2... na there i know say to be a man no be play... If somebody dey call u small pikin u gats vex because u still have alot to learn and experience from..

izonborn098:
I'm not this days man...

pweeryambre tpost=125766669:

Always trying to paint women bad... this topic is about young love. Do we have to know that you were efing the mum.?

pweeryambre:

Always trying to paint women bad... this topic is about young love. Do we have to know that you were efing the mum.?

Six30:


Let's hear you.

Smitaro100:




Oga try dey lie with caution o whatsapp in 2001?

ebuka1511:
This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.

Idowuay123:
Back then during my University days (Unad), I was living at Iworoko and was dating an indigen Girl. I snicked into her room to to till day break as usual. Just around 11:30pm, her father knocked at her door that she wanted to have a discussion with her😃😀.

Thankfully, the room has a window that leads outside, she quietly opened the window, as I jumped out, I jumped inside a drum filled with water 😀😀😀.

I came out with all my clothes wet. I ran to the back of the kitchen because the vigilantes were blowing wizzle.

Atlast, the father came out after 20 minutes and the Girl came to look for me. I still went 3 good rounds that night.

She was a daughter of a prominent high chief in Iworoko then.

vastolord4:


Yop.. that was JSS love.. I'd say crush though

Bravepenis:


Oga calm down, you misread he never made mention of Whatsapp , he said "whatsup" literally means " what's up"

Idowuay123:
Back then during my University days (Unad), I was living at Iworoko and was dating an indigen Girl. I snicked into her room to to till day break as usual. Just around 11:30pm, her father knocked at her door that she wanted to have a discussion with her😃😀.

Thankfully, the room has a window that leads outside, she quietly opened the window, as I jumped out, I jumped inside a drum filled with water 😀😀😀.

I came out with all my clothes wet. I ran to the back of the kitchen because the vigilantes were blowing wizzle.

Atlast, the father came out after 20 minutes and the Girl came to look for me. I still went 3 good rounds that night.

She was a daughter of a prominent high chief in Iworoko then.

AgentGoat:




You dey SS 2 for 2002?


Na agba you be o. una no later reconnect for Facebook?

ebuka1511:
This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.