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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Cunninlingus: 4:29pm On Dec 02, 2012
Find Out!:


that would be you bro.

go and get a translated copy of your quaran and relevant books and stop been spoon-fed whatever your mallam teaches you.

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nuezha(m): 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2012
tintingz: lol. . .what if i start quoting from the bible where jehovah was waging war to those who didnt accept him. . .and Jesus told his disciples to buy swords and kill

Buy sword?! ...to kill?!
Heaven no. Literal meaning to a metaphor................
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nuezha(m): 4:38pm On Dec 02, 2012
tintingz: First, it is important to know that thousands of years ago life was different than today. Today, people wouldn't accept slavery for any reason. The reason for this is because people are a lot more independent both financially, education wise, mentally, etc... But people back then were different. When a tribe or a group of people lose a major battle and their money is mostly, if not all, is taken as war booty by the other side, then people could and would accept being slaves for the following reasons:

1- Both financial and social security. When their country or tribe lost the war, they also lost most or all of their money as war booty. Being out of money and food, it becomes necessary for anindividual to find the means for basic survival in life. Living as a slave would provide this.

2- Protection from hostile individuals. Even under the Islamicrule, you can still find hostile individuals who violate the Law and take matters into their own hands. An enemy family can be sometime in danger if they don't have a "protector".

3- Widows, Orphans, and the extremely poor of the enemy sideneed the financial and social protection from a Master. Back then, there were no governmentswith good social system that protects everyone. Slavery back then was that social system in special cases.
There are probably more points I can add, but I think these are sufficient enough. Let us now see the Islamic System toward Slaves:
Yes slaves were taken from the blood-thirsty and hostile enemies,but they were also given the rightto get their freedom when ever they want. The Noble Quran not only allows slaves to request theirfreedom from their Muslim masters, but also orders the Muslim masters to pay the slaves money to help them stand on their feet and to be able to face life with a good jump start.
Let us look at Noble Verse
24:33 "Let those who find not the wherewithal for marriage keep themselves chaste, until God givesthem means out of His grace. Andif any of your slaves ask for a deed in writing (to enable them to earn their freedom for a certain sum) , give them such a deed if ye know any good in them: yea, give them something yourselves out of the means which God has given to you . But force not your maids to prostitution when they desire chastity, in order that ye may make a gain in the goods of this life. But if anyone compels them, yet, after such compulsion, is God, Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful(to them)," In this Noble Verse, we see that if a slave requests his freedom from his Muslim master, then his master not only must help him earn his freedom if there is good in the Slave, but also pay him money so the slave can have a good start in his free life.
"The law of slavery in the legal sense of the term is now obsolete. While it had any meaning, Islam made the slave's lot as easy as possible. A slave, male or female, could ask for conditional manumission by a written deed fixing the amount required for manumission and allowing the slave meanwhile to earn money by lawful means and perhaps marry and bring up a family. Such a deed was not to be refused if the request was genuine and the slave had character. Not only that, but the master is directed to help with money out of his own resources in order to enable the slave to earn his or her own liberty."

Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him said:
Narrated Abu Musa Al-Ash'ari: "The Prophet said, "Give food to the hungry, pay a visit to the sick and release (set free) the one in captivity (by paying his ransom). " (Translation of Sahih Bukhari, Food, Meals, Volume 7, Book 65, Number 286) "

Gustav Joachin does all these also...no exception.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nobody: 4:42pm On Dec 02, 2012
Crap!
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Cunninlingus: 4:48pm On Dec 02, 2012
The Negro Eunuch of Arabia

Omar was a very old, wizened little black man who served as a eunuch looking after a harem of Philippino girls kept by one of the Saudi princes. In the 1980s Cory Aquino, then President of the Philippines, had made a diplomatic issue out of young Philippino girls being hired to go to Saudi Arabia as housemaids, but when they arrived being obliged to serve as sex slaves. President Aquino banned single Philippino women from travelling there. King Fahd felt insulted by the suggested restriction, and reacted by stating that all Philippinos, whether male or female, would be forbidden from working in Saudi Arabia if this ban was enforced. As the Philippines depended on their people working in the oil-rich lands of the Middle East and sending their money back to support their families, her attempt to help the girls failed.

Omar worked for one unpleasant Saudi prince. The women he guarded were not locked in, for if they left without passports and the appropriate papers signed by a Saudi man they could be picked up and brought back, to certain punishment. Also, many of such women had actually been sold by their parents who lived in desperate poverty.

In the not-so-distant past there were many eunuchs on Arabia, for although Islam forbade Muslims to castrate young boys, they were not forbidden from owning them as slaves. They were considered prized possessions, and huge sums were paid for them. They supervised women’s quarters, and helped at mosques where they were assigned to separate women from men.

In 1962 the American President John F. Kennedy personally appealed to Prince Faisal, who was then Prime Minister, to abolish slavery in Saudi Arabia. The government then purchased freedom for every slave in the country for a price of nearly 5,000 Saudi riyals per head, but many chose to stay in the households they were familiar with.

The eunuch Omar was rescued from one unpleasant household by a Saudi prince at the request of his wife, who felt sorrow for man’s plight. The prince would have let him go his way, but Omar requested to say, for he could see he had been brought to a kind household. What follows is his story.

‘I remember little of bilad as-Sudan, known as the ‘land of black peoples’, but I do know that my family’s tribe, the Humr, were nomadic cattlemen. We followed the rains and the tall grasses.

Those were dangerous days. Many African chiefs worked closely with Muslim slave traders, capturing and selling their own people. Every Humr mother was burdened with the worry that her children would be stolen from her. Even now, I remember the soft brown eyes of my mother as she looked at me, and her stern warning that I was not to stray far from members of my tribe. I was young and foolish, and failed to obey my mother.

It was the aim of every young Humr male to be praised as a hunter. Small boys were always gathering stones to toss at birds or small animals. I was no different, and one day while gathering smooth stones, I foolishly wandered some distance from the tribe. Just as I was about to toss a stone at a bustard, I was suddenly grabbed from behind and taken away from that place. I never saw my mother again. I was only eight years old.

But that was a long, long time ago,’ he said, even after all those years brushing away his tears. He was now eighty-eight years old.

‘I was not alone in my misery,’ he went on. ‘Many men, women and children had been taken from their villages or tribes. We were tied together and led across the land towards the Red Sea. We spent many days and nights travelling. When we finally arrived at the Red Sea, an Egyptian Christian met with our leader. There was low talk concerning the young male captives. Panic ran down the line when the man was overheard saying that a certain number of the youngest boys were to be relieved of their three precious gifts. Unsure of what those precious gifts were, I did not protest too loudly when I was pulled from the line and taken a short distance away from the other captives.

The man was well-prepared for his duty. His razor was sharp, and without knowing what was about to happen, I was suddenly relieved of my three manly items.’

The princess gasped loudly. ‘Allah’s word was mocked by those people and their cruel actions!’ she cried.

‘Allah was nowhere to be found on that day,’ Omar said wistfully, ‘although His name was invoked more than once by every boy subjected to this cruel treatment.’

He remembered every detail of his ordeal.

‘A tube was inserted into the opening that was left of the place of my penis so that the hole would not close. I was bleeding badly, but the bleeding stopped when that man’s assistant poured boiling oil on my wounds. He presented me with my genitals in a jar, even as I lay writhing in pain! I kept that jar and its contents for many years, until fifteen years ago when it was stolen by a cruel prankster.

I survived, as you see. A total of ten boys were castrated that day. One died immediately, the rest of us were buried up to our necks in the sand. Who knows what cruel fool decided that hot sand was a remedy for survival? For three days and nights we were given no food or water. At the end, only three of the nine were still among the living.’

The princess shuddered. Although she had known that in the past eunuchs had been prized in many countries, she had never considered the terrible agony those poor men had undergone. She sincerely hoped that Allah had reserved the hottest places in Hell for the vile men who committed such acts.

‘Congratulations went all around when the Christian pulled the tube away from my small passageway that remained for water, and liquid spurted out. Those men knew that whoever passed water would survive. Only two of the three still living were able to urinate, myself and one other boy. The third boy’s hapless body was poisoned by his own urine, and he soon died a tortured, screaming death.

After the fourth day, we were packed into a ship that set sail for a slave emporium in Constantinople (Istanbul now). I had survived castration, and the slave trader knew that I would bring a large sum of money. In those days, eunuchs were prized as trustworthy guards for Muslim women – only impotent men were allowed into their quarters.

Therefore, the slave trader treated us two castrated boys much more kindly than the other slaves. We were housed on the top deck and fed good food, while those other poor souls kept below were stacked on top of one another during the sea journey. As far as I could tell, they received no food or water. Many were dead by the time we arrived at the harbour of Constantinople.

I was purchased by a wealthy Turkish man. He owned a number of slaves, but only two eunuchs, and both were growing old. I was told that when I grew tall and strong, I would be the one to guard his womenfolk.

That same year my master travelled to Makkah for the Hajj. He was a fat fool who ate too much grease and sugar, and dropped dead while circling the Ka’bah. I was taken away by the authorities. They gave me to the grandfather of the man from whom you rescued me, to whom a favour was owed.

My time with that family was not unhappy. My food was the family’s food. At fourteen years of age I was entrusted to guard the family’s womenfolk. Time flowed smoothly until the deaths of the grandfather and father. I had nowhere else to live, so I remained with that man. He was nothing like his father or grandfather. If the master of the house beats a tambourine, do not condemn those there for dancing.

But today, I am more happy than I have ever been.’

For this eunuch’s safety, the prince decided that he should not live in Arabia but was sent to his villa in Egypt, as a free man. In Egypt a small black man with a high-pitched voice would not be so conspicuous, and the prince sent him a monthly allowance which provided him with a personal financial freedom he had never known.


Slavery and the Teachings of Islam

As background to this sad case history, it is worth knowing that although slavery existed long before the coming of Islam, the coming of that faith brought a fresh look at the morality of it. The rules of Islam are briefly given here, although throughout history to their shame many who claimed/claim to be Muslims have not lived up to the high standards laid down by Allah’s revelation.

Slavery as such was not prohibited, for it had traditionally been a way that persons in dire need had been able to find a home and security when unable to cope without such protection, and many who fell into debt could arrange set lengths of servitude in order to pay off those debts. No Muslim should ever acknowledge any master but God – whether King or road-sweeper. However, under the new revelation of Islam, persons were not to be regarded as objects that were ‘owned’, and were granted many new rights. It was regarded as one of the most noble acts of charity to grant freedom to a slave, or buy the freedom for slaves in other households if they wished to leave.

Muslims were ordered not to abuse their servants, and could be taken to court if they did. They were not to force sex upon any servant, and in fact were forbidden sexual relationships outside the marriage contract. A free woman expected a dowry or mahr if she married; if a man took a wife from among his servants (the phrase frequently used was ‘those his right hand possesseed’), she should be granted her freedom in lieu of mahr. This was automatic for those who bore children.

It was forbidden for Muslims to capture and keep any person against their will. The crime of hirabah bil jabr (forcibly taking a person – which includes enforced slavery and kidnapping) can carry the death penalty in Shari’ah law.

There were stringent rules for the treatment of people taken as prisoners-of-war, and guidance towards arranging their ransom. They were to be treated, fed and clothed to the same standard as family members, and if ransom was not forthcoming, could be released for token sums or even a good act, like teaching someone to read.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by nasyl(m): 4:50pm On Dec 02, 2012
@Cunning, try and watch 'The Arrivals' maybe you will have some thoughts about your Religion......Trust me, those people have more shit! on xtains(with evidence and i believe some) than you do on muslim.

well, i dont believe in Religion...but i believe in God.

i realise something about this 'End of the World conspiracy' like 'The Beast','Anti-Christ and all that....

They are mystery and they should remain mystery....the problems start when people start digging up such a mystery. people like Cunning, the Authors of 'The Arrivals' and many others like them....you will always find answers that favours your religion and disapproves the other.

my advice: Dump all these findings about Muslims being the Beast/Anti-Christ or Christains being the same..
just go on with your life...and live it right before you drive yourself crazy.

trust me, have been there!

dont dwell on those YOUTUBE videos or documentaries.....the videos are also ways the devil gain control of your thoughts.

as for the OP....LOL.....what matters to me the most is ME! my opinion, motive, intention and meaning to things...therefore my own meaning is Laugh Out Loud....dont care about other craps people are coming up with.

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by iJOSH: 4:52pm On Dec 02, 2012
really........... nawa oooo maybe men will stop saying lol ooooo
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Cunninlingus: 5:01pm On Dec 02, 2012
nasyl: @Cunning, try and watch 'The Arrivals' maybe you will have some thoughts about your Religion......Trust me, those people have more shit! on xtains(with evidence and i believe some) than you do on muslim.

well, i dont believe in Religion...but i believe in God.

i realise something about this 'End of the World conspiracy' like 'The Beast','Anti-Christ and all that....

They are mystery and they should remain mystery....the problems start when people start digging up such a mystery. people like Cunning, the Authors of 'The Arrivals' and many others like them....you will always find answers that favours your religion and disapproves the other.

my advice: Dump all these findings about Muslims being the Beast/Anti-Christ or Christains being the same..
just go on with your life...and live it right before you drive yourself crazy.

trust me, have been there!

dont dwell on those YOUTUBE videos or documentaries.....the videos are also ways the devil gain control of your thoughts.

as for the OP....LOL.....what matters to me the most is ME! my opinion, motive, intention and meaning to things...therefore my own meaning is Laugh Out Loud....dont care about other craps people are coming up with.

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I am not making a comparison and the new testament is all a christian needs and not these fat cat pastors.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by eggheaders(m): 5:14pm On Dec 02, 2012
the demented s3x crazy dude.at what he does best again lies. and quoting unknown scholars of deception. made up by Arab Jew to give credibility to theirs wish of discrediting Islam.Allah already perfect his religion.and all this hogwash you writing has been disproved million times.but u bent on your ignorant and hate.anyway I ain't gat world to trade with you little mind.how is your new s3x machine getting addicted to the new style.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nobody: 5:17pm On Dec 02, 2012
I had always attributed LOL to these two... Laughing Out Loud and Loads of Love.
Lucifer got no lordship over me, he isn't my creator...so, he doesn't deserve all of these attention.. smiley
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by tintingz(m): 5:39pm On Dec 02, 2012
If christians can show me a black follower among Jesus disciples. . .

Buh Mohammed(sa) had a black follower Bilaal

BILAL THE GREAT AFRICAN MUSLIM
Bilal is very lovingly remembered by all Muslims of the world as one of the earliest great African Muslim.
He was born in a village in a mountainous place in Western Arabia. Bilal's father was called Rebah and his mother was knownas Hamama. They had come toArabia as slaves from Ethiopia. The father and mother were slaves of Ummayya bin Khalaf, a rich man from the tribe of Quraish. Bilal was therefore born in slavery and served as a housekeeper. His master Ummayya bin Khalaf was not a Muslim.
When Bilal was about the age of 40, it was the time when Prophet Muhammad started teaching the new religion of Islam, Bilal was attracted by the teaching of Prophet Muhammad. He accepted the religion of Islam and became a Muslim.
When Ummayya bin Khalaf and his family went to worship idols, Bilal would pray to Allah as taught by Islam.
In the early days of Islam the tribe of Quraish who were strong and many and lived in and around Makkah, disliked Islam.
They also disliked Prophet Muhammad and his new teachings. If any person accepted the new religion, they oppressed and harassed him.
One day Ummayya bin Khalaf came to know of Bilal's secret prayers. He called Bilal and asked,
"Oh Bilal, do you worship and bow down to the God of Muhammad?"
Bilal was not afraid. He replied,
'Yes Master, I do worship Allah, the only God."
The reply angered Ummayya greatly. He began to torture Bilal.He was tied with ropes and made to lie on the burning hot desert sand at mid-noon. He was then asked to forget the God of Islam and worship the 'great' idols known as LAT and UZZA. But Bilalwas strong in his new belief. He refused to worship idols and keptcrying "AHAD-AHAD", meaning"One God, One God." The tortures continued and were increased. Hot iron rod were stamped on his pained body. Yet Bilal would not yield.
On one hot day Bilal lay on the burning hot sand tied to the ground. A very heavy stone was placed over his chest. Bilal could no longer bear the heat and the load so great. He had also grown weak. In that tied condition even water was denied to him. In the condition he lay and lost his senses. As the day neared its end,it became cooler; he regained his conscious (senses). He found that the heavy stone was no more on his chest. He wondered who had come to free him from pain. His heavy eyes slowly opened only to look at the bright smiling face of Prophet Muhammad.
Prophet Muhammad had heard of and seen the torture of Bilal. It pained him extremely to learn that a true believer should suffer in such a manner. He also felt pity for the poor man He told Abu Bakr to purchase Bilal from Ummayya and set him free. This was done. In similar ways the Prophet had many slaves set free.He insisted that slaves be treated fairly and kindly. By his own conduct he also set such examples.

When Bilal first came before the Holy Prophet, he praised the HolyProphet in two poetic lines of his native language. The Prophet asked Hassan bin Thabit to translate it in Arabic. He translated it in words which means:
"When in the world, the virtues are described, thou art mentioned as the model of virtues in our midst."
Among the slaves from Africa, Bilal was the first to accept Islam. He had a strong faith in Allah anda great love for the Prophet. He had a pure character. Soon he earned high respect of the Prophet and other great Muslims of the time. The Prophet liked Bilal's sweet voice and made him the first Muazzin -The Caller To The Prayers.
All through his life Bilal remained a close companion of Prophet Muhammad and was with him at every occasion. When the Prophet died he was very saddened. Thereafter all his life he looked grieved and very solemn. He had gone to Madina when the Prophet had migrated. After the death of the Prophet he did not feel happy to stay in Madina. He sadly discontinued giving 'adhan' and migrated to Damascus, Syria. He died there after about eight (or ten) years. His grave is still existing in the famous Muslim graveyard in Damascus. People still go to his grave to pay respectand salute him

http://www.al-islam.org/gallery/kids/books/bilal/1.htm


Bilal Ibn Rabah, was an emancipated slave of key importance in Islam. He is said to have been one of the most trusted and loyal Sahabah (companion) of Muhammad. His respected stature during the birth of Islam is often cited by Muslims as evidence of the importance of pluralism and racial equality in the foundations of the religion.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilal_ibn_Rabah_al-Habashi

Christians should show me one black slave Jesus or jehovah freed, from the bible and became his follower that is well known in judaism and christianity

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by jimctu: 5:39pm On Dec 02, 2012
this is kinda stupid...
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by StuXnet2: 6:09pm On Dec 02, 2012
Hehehehe...wetin Lwkmd go kum be...rubbish sha
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by terrigents(m): 6:26pm On Dec 02, 2012
d words means so many tins jo.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by UncleJJ(m): 7:24pm On Dec 02, 2012
Christians, Muslims , Satan Worshipers - Were all the same. A bunch of selfish basta.rd.s, who want everyone to do things in a certain way.

And, that not the only similarity, these selfish bas.ta.rds all believe their is a higher power.

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Timijo(m): 7:33pm On Dec 02, 2012
Who are these preachers derailing the topic?
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by nkemmu(f): 8:10pm On Dec 02, 2012
no problem nw.is spelling in full also devilish, no morr lol,bt laf out loud
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nobody: 9:13pm On Dec 02, 2012
searay: Lol= Lord of Lords

cute. grin
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by badaks3230(m): 11:37pm On Dec 02, 2012
May God guide u with u your misinterpretation of the bible
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by emmalezy(m): 11:56pm On Dec 02, 2012
Deep Sight:

Nonsense, we all know it means "Life of Leprosy" for the sayer.
Lol
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by aiibee(f): 12:35am On Dec 03, 2012
I tire oh
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by LordBabs(m): 4:46am On Dec 03, 2012
LOL!
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by harlos: 7:48am On Dec 03, 2012
Lol-lots of lord
lol-laugh out loud
lol-lucifer our lord
lol-lord of love... undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by happybottle: 7:58am On Dec 03, 2012
No that’s not what it means. It means laugh out loud.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by DaWhiz: 8:39am On Dec 03, 2012
Lots of luck with that... Get a life too, while at it! lipsrsealed
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Slickest(m): 10:16am On Dec 03, 2012
stupid manipulationz.......rubbish
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Amack(m): 1:34pm On Dec 03, 2012
it has various meaning depending on how u understand it. [laugh out loud, lord of love etc.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by jamst(m): 5:13pm On Dec 03, 2012
mehn! wat a miss,dat cunny guy is a pesin i lik 2 argue wit...buh my eyez ar on u
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by alienvirus: 6:50pm On Dec 03, 2012
Cunninlingus:

Qur’an 9:29-Fight against Christians and Jews ”until they pay the tribute readily, being brought low.”

Qur’an 4:91- If the unbelievers do not offer you peace, kill them wherever you find them. Against such you are given clear warrant.

. Qur’an 9:7-9-Don’t make treaties with non-Muslims. They are all evildoers and should not be trusted.

Qur’an 9:12-14-Fight the disbelievers! Allah is on your side; he will give you victory.

. Qur’an 9:5 Kill the nonbelievers wherever you find them.

Qur’an 2:191-2-Kill disbelievers wherever you find them. If they attack you, then kill them. Such is the reward of disbelievers.

Qur’an (5:51) - ”O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.”

Qur’an (2:65-66) Christians and Jews must believe what Allah has revealed to Muhammad or Allah will disfigure their faces or turn them into apes, as he did the Sabbath-breakers.

Qur’an (4:48, 4:116)-Those who ascribe a partner to Allah (like Christians do with Jesus and the Holy Spirit) will not be forgiven. They have “invented a tremendous sin.”

Qur’an (4:51)-Jews and Christians believe in idols and false deities, yet they claim to be more rightly guided than Muslims.

Qur’an (5:51) Don’t take Jews or Christians for friends. If you do, then Allah will consider you to be one of them.

Qur’an (5:80) – “You will see many of them befriending those who disbelieve; certainly evil is that which their souls have sent before for them, that Allah became displeased with them and in chastisement shall they abide.” Those Muslims who befriend unbelievers will abide in hell.

Qur’an (3:85) - ”And whoever desires a religion other than Islam, it shall not be accepted from him, and in the hereafter he shall be one of the losers.”

. Qur’an 9:6-Those who submit and convert to Islam will be treated well. (Those who don’t submit will be killed. See previous verse.)

Qur’an 5:53 Jews and Christians are losers.

Qur’an 5:59 Jews and Christians are evil-livers.

Qur’an 5:63 Evil is the handiwork of the rabbis and priests.

Qur’an 5:72 Christians will be burned in the Fire.

Qur’an 5:73Christians are wrong about the Trinity. For that they will have a painful doom.

Qur’an 9:30Christians and Jews are perverse. Allah himself fights against them.

Qur’an 9:34 Give tidings (O Muhammad) of a painful doom to the rich and greedy Christian monks and Jewish rabbis.

Qur’an 19:35-37“Woe unto the disbelievers from the meeting of an awful Day.”
Jesus was not the Son of God. Those who say he was (Christians) are going to hell.

Qur’an 28:62-64 Allah will taunt Christians on the day of their doom, saying: Where are My partners whom ye imagined?

Qur’an 40:73Allah will taunt the Christians in hell, saying: Where are all my parnters that you used to believe in?

Ishaq:364 “Muslims, take not Jews and Christians as friends. Whoever protects them becomes one of them, they become diseased, and will earn a similar fate.”

Qur’an 3:67 ”Abraham was not a Jew nor yet a Christian; but he was a true Muslim, surrendered to Allah (which is Islam), and he joined not gods with Allah.”

as requested

Numbers 31:17-18
Now kill all the boys (in
Midian). And kill every woman who
has slept with a man, 18but save
for yourselves every girl who has
never slept with a man.
Judges 21:10-12
10So the assembly sent twelve
thousand fighting men with
instructions to go to Jabesh
Gilead and put to the sword those
living there, including the women
and children. 11“This is what you
are to do,” they said. “Kill
every male and every woman who is
not a virgin.” 12They found among
the people living in Jabesh
Gilead four hundred young women
who had never slept with a man,
and they took them to the camp at
Shiloh in Canaan.
1 Samuel 6:19
And he smote the men of
Bethshemesh, because they had
looked into the ark of the LORD,
even he smote of the people
fifty thousand and threescore
and ten men: [/b]and the
people lamented, because the
LORD had smitten many of the
people with a great slaughter.
[b]Luke 19:27
"But those mine enemies, which
would not that I should reign
over them, bring hither, and slay
them before me."
Luke 12:49
"I have come to bring fire on the
earth, and how I wish it were
already kindled!
Matthew 10:34
" Do not suppose that I have come
to bring peace to the earth. I
did not come to bring peace, but
a sword."
2 Peter 2:12
"These false teachers are like
unthinking animals, creatures of
instinct, born to be caught and
destroyed. They scoff at things
they do not understand, and like
animals, they will be destroyed."
John 2:15
[Jesus] made a whip out of cords,
and drove all from the temple
area, both sheep and cattle; he
scattered the coins of the money
changers and overturned their
tables.
Psalms 137:8-9
O Babylon, you will be destroyed.
Happy is the one who pays you
back for what you have done to
us.Happy is the one who takes
your babies and smashes them
against the rocks!
Psalms 139:19-22:
"Surely thou wilt slay the
wicked, O God: Depart from me
therefore, ye bloodthirsty men.
For they speak against thee
wickedly, And thine enemies take
(thy name) in vain. Do not I hate
them, O Jehovah, that hate thee?
And am not I grieved with those
that rise up against thee? I hate
them with perfect hatred: They
are become mine enemies."
Matthew 10:34
" Do not suppose that I have come
to bring peace to the earth. I
did not come to bring peace, but
a sword."
Luke 22:36,38
[Jesus] said to them, "But now if
you have a purse, take it, and
also a bag; and if you don't have
a sword, sell your cloak and buy
one, " The disciples said, "See,
Lord, here are two swords."
"That is enough," he replied.
Matthew 10:35
35 For I have come to turn “‘a
man against his father, a
daughter against her mother, a
daughter-in-law against her
mother-in-law—
Luke 12:50-53
50 But I have a baptsm to
undergo, and what constraint I am
under until it is completed! 51
Do you think I came to bring
peace on earth? No, I tell you,
but division. 52 From now on
there will be five in one family
divided against each other, three
against two and two against
three. 53 They will be divided,
father against son and son
against father, mother against
daughter and daughter against
mother, mother-in-law against
daughter-in-law and daughter-in-
law against mother-in-law.”
Hosea 13:16
"Samaria shall become desolate;
for she hath rebelled against her
God: they shall fall by the
sword: their infants shall be
dashed in pieces, and their women
with child shall be ripped up."
Revelation 2:22-23
"Behold, I will cast her into a
bed, and them that commit
adultery with her into great
tribulation, except they repent
of their deeds. And I will kill
her children with death; and all
the churches shall know that I am
he which searcheth the reins and
hearts: and I will give unto
every one of you according to
your works."
Deuteronomy 17:2-5
If there be found among you ,
that , hath gone and served other
gods, and worshipped them , Then
shalt thou , tone them with
stones, till they die.
Judges 1:4-6
"The LORD delivered the
Canaanites and the Perizzites
into their hand. ...
But Adonibezek fled; and they
pursued after him, and caught
him, and cut off his thumbs and
his great toes." --
Ezekiel 23:25-34
And I will set my jealousy
against thee, and they shall deal
furiously with thee: they shall
take away thy nose and thine
ears. ... Thou shalt even drink
it and suck it out, and thou
shalt ... pluck off thine own
bosoms: for I have spoken it,
saith the Lord GOD. --

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by pazienza(m): 7:26pm On Dec 03, 2012
UncleJJ: Christians, Muslims , Satan Worshipers - Were all the same. A bunch of selfish basta.rd.s, who want everyone to do things in a certain way.

And, that not the only similarity, these selfish bas.ta.rds all believe their is a higher power.
You are so right,they are all same,the world would be a better place without them.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by alienvirus: 7:38pm On Dec 03, 2012
Cunninlingus:

I am not making a comparison and the new testament is all a christian needs and not these fat cat pastors.
Cunninlingus:

Qur’an 9:29-Fight against Christians and Jews ”until they pay the tribute readily, being brought low.”

Qur’an 4:91- If the unbelievers do not offer you peace, kill them wherever you find them. Against such you are given clear warrant.

. Qur’an 9:7-9-Don’t make treaties with non-Muslims. They are all evildoers and should not be trusted.

Qur’an 9:12-14-Fight the disbelievers! Allah is on your side; he will give you victory.

. Qur’an 9:5 Kill the nonbelievers wherever you find them.

Qur’an 2:191-2-Kill disbelievers wherever you find them. If they attack you, then kill them. Such is the reward of disbelievers.

Qur’an (5:51) - ”O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.”

Qur’an (2:65-66) Christians and Jews must believe what Allah has revealed to Muhammad or Allah will disfigure their faces or turn them into apes, as he did the Sabbath-breakers.

Qur’an (4:48, 4:116)-Those who ascribe a partner to Allah (like Christians do with Jesus and the Holy Spirit) will not be forgiven. They have “invented a tremendous sin.”

Qur’an (4:51)-Jews and Christians believe in idols and false deities, yet they claim to be more rightly guided than Muslims.

Qur’an (5:51) Don’t take Jews or Christians for friends. If you do, then Allah will consider you to be one of them.

Qur’an (5:80) – “You will see many of them befriending those who disbelieve; certainly evil is that which their souls have sent before for them, that Allah became displeased with them and in chastisement shall they abide.” Those Muslims who befriend unbelievers will abide in hell.

Qur’an (3:85) - ”And whoever desires a religion other than Islam, it shall not be accepted from him, and in the hereafter he shall be one of the losers.”

. Qur’an 9:6-Those who submit and convert to Islam will be treated well. (Those who don’t submit will be killed. See previous verse.)

Qur’an 5:53 Jews and Christians are losers.

Qur’an 5:59 Jews and Christians are evil-livers.

Qur’an 5:63 Evil is the handiwork of the rabbis and priests.

Qur’an 5:72 Christians will be burned in the Fire.

Qur’an 5:73Christians are wrong about the Trinity. For that they will have a painful doom.

Qur’an 9:30Christians and Jews are perverse. Allah himself fights against them.

Qur’an 9:34 Give tidings (O Muhammad) of a painful doom to the rich and greedy Christian monks and Jewish rabbis.

Qur’an 19:35-37“Woe unto the disbelievers from the meeting of an awful Day.”
Jesus was not the Son of God. Those who say he was (Christians) are going to hell.

Qur’an 28:62-64 Allah will taunt Christians on the day of their doom, saying: Where are My partners whom ye imagined?

Qur’an 40:73Allah will taunt the Christians in hell, saying: Where are all my parnters that you used to believe in?

Ishaq:364 “Muslims, take not Jews and Christians as friends. Whoever protects them becomes one of them, they become diseased, and will earn a similar fate.”

Qur’an 3:67 ”Abraham was not a Jew nor yet a Christian; but he was a true Muslim, surrendered to Allah (which is Islam), and he joined not gods with Allah.”

as requested
Leviticus 26:29
You will eat the flesh of your
sons and the flesh of your
daughters.
Deuteronomy 28:53
Because of the suffering that your
enemy will inflict on you during
the siege, you will eat the fruit
of the womb, the flesh of the sons
and daughters the LORD your God
has given you.
Deuteronomy 28:56-57
The most gentle and sensitive
woman among you?so sensitive and
gentle that she would not venture
to touch the ground with the sole
of her foot?will begrudge the
husband she loves and her own son
or daughter the afterbirth from
her womb and the children she
bears. For she intends to eat them
secretly during the siege and in
the distress that your enemy will
inflict on you in your cities.
2 Kings 6:29
So we cooked my son and ate him.
The next day I said to her, 'Give
up your son so we may eat him,'
but she had hidden him."
Jeremiah 19:9
I will make them eat the flesh of
their sons and daughters, and they
will eat one another's flesh
during the stress of the siege
imposed on them by the enemies who
seek their lives.'
Lamentations 2:20
"Look, O LORD, and consider: Whom
have you ever treated like this?
Should women eat their offspring,
the children they have cared for?
Should priest and prophet be
killed in the sanctuary of the
Lord?
Lamentations 4:10
With their own hands compassionate
women have cooked their own
children, who became their food
when my people were destroyed.
Ezekiel 5:10
Therefore in your midst fathers
will eat their children, and
children will eat their fathers. I
will inflict punishment on you and
will scatter all your survivors to

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by bobbydbobo: 1:06am On Dec 04, 2012
Lordave: Lord of loots
. .........cultists, smh

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