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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by miredia(m): 12:32pm On Jan 08, 2013
~Bluetooth:

Their parents drop them off at school in the morning and pick them at closing time.

They eat indomie noodles instead of akpu and egusi soup.

They speak english instead of their indigenious language.

Their teachers dare not spank them at school else they risk being arrested by their parents.

They go to expensive private school neatly dressed unlike the ajepako who attend public school with tattered uniform decorated with designer label.

They use phones at very tender age.
you sir, are very childish, so comfortable kids don't speak their dialect. Their teachers would be arrested.. Oh really. So much for noodles. May I ask what is distinctive about indomie.

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Florena(f): 12:32pm On Jan 08, 2013
bel-d-cat:
For me it's simple; the rich man's child is Ajebo....The poor man's child is Ajekpako.
haven't u seen some poor man's children dat re ajebos naturally, nt dat dey ave much money but d way dey behave, u will knw dat dey re very fragile
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by pinky21(f): 12:44pm On Jan 08, 2013
Florena:
haven't u seen some poor man's children dat re ajebos naturally, nt dat dey ave much money but d way dey behave, u will knw dat dey re very fragile
na sickler dat 1 be

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by ziccoit: 1:12pm On Jan 08, 2013
Adape dindinrin to won n pe ni Ajebo= Another name for slowpoke is butty grin
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by executinal(m): 1:12pm On Jan 08, 2013
Picture speaks thousand words.
Check it out grin grin

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jan 08, 2013
Simple: a kpakororo is a kid trapped in an adults world. Facing adult challenges at a tender age whch sharpeneth him/her 4 good or bad.
An ajebota is dependent on d parents nd sees d worl from a rose garden.

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 1:23pm On Jan 08, 2013
Also, Ajebuter uses '''LOL, LMAO &ROFL''wen replyin funny posts..Ajekpako uses''hahahahahah & hohoho ''

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by hrhobi1(m): 1:31pm On Jan 08, 2013
Aje enjoys watching keeping up with the Kardashians while Kpako na Super Story.

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jan 08, 2013
No difference, it's just that luck was against the so called "ajepako" right from the womb. To me, all those difference you guys listed are nothing, a tushed ajepako can do all those stuff, come to my school, where girls that can't afford to pay their school fee once will keep claiming "ajebo"...
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Idaretalk: 1:47pm On Jan 08, 2013
Ajebo (kids) are well mannered in Public and will alwaz get home before their parents comes back but Kpako (pikin)no send u instead u go pass am 4street, call him by his name and e go just halla u don come back and still dey play im ball 4street

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by RuuDie(m): 2:03pm On Jan 08, 2013
pinky21: @replies. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. My mum laffd so well wen I read d replies to her

And there you have it. . . an ajebo. . .!

grin

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by tintingz(m): 2:09pm On Jan 08, 2013
^ yea Lol cheesy
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by ifyeky(m): 2:16pm On Jan 08, 2013
Hahahahahahaha! Mehn! Dis thread is damn funny, it got me ribs cracking
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jan 08, 2013
991: @op, take a good look at the pictures and answer the question yourself.

Arg!!! No joy on the kpako rebel boy's face grin grin grin *smdh*!!! => the side effects of poverty!

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by demsid(m): 2:24pm On Jan 08, 2013
U go sabi ajebo wella if u see am.
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by michylabo(m): 2:45pm On Jan 08, 2013
They even smell differently....
Ajebo smells nice and appealing.
Kpako has foul, dirty, poignant, repulsive, nausating, choking, sickening smell.

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by manny4life(m): 2:47pm On Jan 08, 2013
miredia: you sir, are very childish, so comfortable kids don't speak their dialect. Their teachers would be arrested.. Oh really. So much for noodles. May I ask what is distincting about indomie.

Noodles is even poor mans food, it doesn't even belong to the lower class of pasta. grin grin grin grin
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by XavierSmiley: 2:51pm On Jan 08, 2013
[color=#990000][/color] I am ajebo and you are pako...yeah, including you, you, you....all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol wink grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by tomsongz(m): 2:53pm On Jan 08, 2013
pinky21: @replies. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. My mum laffd so well wen I read d replies to her
Dis 1 na ajebo

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by DarryOsh(m): 2:56pm On Jan 08, 2013
Ok guys now that u make it sound like being ajebo is not so cool. Let me ask: if u had d option of choosin, wich one wud u be? Ajepako or ajebota. Dont choose somtin in-between lik 'ajebota wit swagga' or 'ajebota pako'. No! Just choose one

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by Abujafood: 3:00pm On Jan 08, 2013
Op good real life examples:

1. Ajebo = Tiwa Savage, Ajekpako = Tonto Dike

2. Ajebo = Dare Art Alade, Ajekpako = 9ice

3. Ajebo = Tu Face, Ajekpako = Terry G

Just fill in the blanks you'll get what I mean!

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by lawrenzoo: 3:36pm On Jan 08, 2013
Hahahhahahah, especially the last pics.
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by blahcknproud: 4:06pm On Jan 08, 2013
Haba!

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by pinky21(f): 4:20pm On Jan 08, 2013
RuuDie:

And there you have it. . . an ajebo. . .!

grin
because I laughed cry
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by pinky21(f): 4:22pm On Jan 08, 2013
tomsongz:
Dis 1 na ajebo
y is every1 pointing fingers at me
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by ogbenichoky(m): 4:39pm On Jan 08, 2013
Ajepako: I ate indomine.
Ajebo: I ate noodles... Ajebo starts wearin lenses at a vry yung age too, cn't say d same 4 ajepako.
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by RuuDie(m): 4:44pm On Jan 08, 2013
pinky21: because I laughed cry

Ah, confirmation! Serious ajebo to the core!!!

grin grin grin
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by ositadima1(m): 4:48pm On Jan 08, 2013
From my own experience, as I started life as aje and ended up kpako by my late teens, there is no big difference. Just the quality of food, clothes and environment. Kpako can turn ajebo and vice versa any day, nah condition.

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by iykeboyy(m): 4:57pm On Jan 08, 2013
kpako pikins are more concern on how a topic can affect the price of garri in the market but ajibutter never minds

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Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by boron10(m): 5:13pm On Jan 08, 2013
blahcknproud: Haba!
Racism grin grin grin cheesy
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by somegirl1: 6:32pm On Jan 08, 2013
funny topic, but it made me sad. There shouldn't be such a divide.
Re: What Makes A Child An Ajebo by dayokanu(m): 6:46pm On Jan 08, 2013
Ajebo plays X-Box and PS3

Pakororo play Papa and Mama or roll tyres on the street

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