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14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by stano2(m): 8:15pm On Jul 17, 2014 |
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot. 4. The match only ends when everyone was tired. 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post. 7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban 8. If you're picked last, you're a loser. 9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck,under the car or tunnel to play in the next game. 10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over. 11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty. 12. the most skillful player get automatic selection. 13.Any shot over the head of the goalkeeper is high goal 14.Also if there was too much argument, we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game. *is it the different in your place 347 Likes 39 Shares |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by zicoy6k: 8:58pm On Jul 17, 2014 |
u forgot to add 'pass 1 and pass 2' and 'allowance'. Allowance must be given by d opponents durin openin pass or passing after a goal has bin scored. an opponent must not touch d ball be4 pass 1 and pass 2 are complete and pass two must be to who made pass 1. 254 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Agimor(m): 9:57pm On Jul 17, 2014 |
How about two corner make one goal. 45 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Olarewajub: 10:19pm On Jul 17, 2014 |
What of "who the ball touch last" and four post. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by scarr: 10:47am On Jun 27, 2015 |
one touch 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Three penalties equal to one goal. The game most times end with argument. Nobody wins. Two hand ball outside the penalty area equal to a penalty. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by tolustx(m): 4:11pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Lol. because I wasn't so gud @ playing football, I always prefered to play O-J-O rather than choosing sides. OJO and monkey post were my favorites. We frequently turned our sitting room into a football field. Pack d chairs to one side nd make four posts, one for each player. Chai...gone are dos days. 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Neduzze5(m): 4:12pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Agidi!! Reply: Iyawo!! 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nairalandar: 4:12pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Yeah..Ojoro cancel.. Please do well to check my signature and do the needful... Thanks 7 Likes |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by ednut1(m): 4:12pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
high goal. upon all d ball we play den. we still no turn pro. sobs 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by massinola(m): 4:12pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
You forgot the first rule which is "I challenge you take one post " the challenged chooses a post of his choice then the challenger first picks a player of his choice 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Wen iits late n ur team score the last goal, the goal keeper uproots the post n runs with iit as fast as he can iif uu brake a ball eh, hmmm ur own don finish gan, uu must buy another one or stop sitting with em boiz 3coner makes 1pk n iif uu are playing the pk backing the post uu won't look back at post else iits canceled Boiz will guide n protect uu iif uu always buy ball n uu are the custodian of the ball Wen uu playing ball with ur senior, ur team must not win the game n iif uu dribble ur elder broda for pitch na half chop that night iif a lady/woman seize awa ball eh, iits believed that she will never have a male child Wen uu wanna start playing ball, team captains fight for the best players n the once that can't play are usually goal keepers iif uu do own goal n ur team is removed just wash ur leg n runaway cos uu go too chop abuse gan Wen playing ball n ur gf comes to watch uu eh, uu go turn messi overnight iif not the highest goal scorer follows her home Wen playing ball n uu hear ur father's car horn from distance na to cut-out o, wash leg n start reading 50 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by ladyF(f): 4:12pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Lol my hustle for front page. Who played one touch here sef?. My football career got killed early, I for don dey play for Madrid now 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by publicenemy(m): 4:13pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
#Burst and pay. 10 Likes |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by medwhite0: 4:13pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
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Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
If you don't contribute your quota to buying of ball, u won't play U can pick someone from the other team set who is not playing to play for you when u are tired when you are injured at your front toe, we call it ( oshi ponmo) you chopped off your skin 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by dont8(m): 4:14pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
True, Five A-Side is called monkey post And if you're not picked you can form your own super team. Keeper cannot score a goal, if he scores it will be disallowed Nostalgia mood activated. 12. the most skillful This still applies today, even on international stage; the most skilful player is the most beautiful bride, go ask Messi or C. Ronaldo. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Neduzze5(m): 4:14pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Monkey post 1 Like |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Neduzze5(m): 4:14pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
O.C... If the ball pass in between your leg in an O.C game, the players shout O.C! And start pursuing you to beat you on your back. If you don't touch a wall in time, na better gbege be that for you ooh!! 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
During advanced tournaments, the goalkeeper can pick a back pass only after he gives it a touch. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by basisop(m): 4:15pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Who had the last kick before the ball punctures will fix the ball. 4 Likes |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nobody: 4:15pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
those were the good old days, not now wey boiz don tear eye anyhow... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by AnointedG(f): 4:15pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
op u forget to add "obstruction" during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue... anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition. d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives... 49 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by isaco(m): 4:15pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Football in d street is fun. Nice post. Like my Facebook page. N enjoy my music 3 Likes |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by adamshuaib(m): 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Choosing is the best way 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Putting the ball through one's leg is like scoring a classic goal 6 Likes |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Slickest(m): 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Its not PENALTY its PENARITY...u guys don't do hi1 nd hi2 Everybody is a striker 66 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by denisbath(m): 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
if d ball mistakenly touch a player that is not the goalkeeper,it is a goal 1 Like |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by musfad(m): 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
So true....! 1 Like |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by NewsINigeria(m): 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
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Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by preselect(m): 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
i was always guilty of #10 1 Like |
Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by IamJavier: 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Back when! 1 Like |
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