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Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by oluwalfa: 12:16pm On Nov 06, 2014
Oh! No.
I just helped xtians derail this thread.
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Hawlahscho(m): 12:17pm On Nov 06, 2014
Darkrebel:


am not trying to condemn ...am just trying to show you most of the bible tales are analogies and metaphors...most never happened......

And nothing like that in the Quran right?
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 12:20pm On Nov 06, 2014
Hawlahscho:


And nothing like that in the Quran right?



Don't tell me you didn't see my WA msg this morning
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Hawlahscho(m): 12:25pm On Nov 06, 2014
brito:




Don't tell me you didn't see my WA msg this morning

Check My last seen sister.
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 12:28pm On Nov 06, 2014
Hawlahscho:


Check My last seen sister.



I hide mine, how are you doing ?
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Hawlahscho(m): 12:30pm On Nov 06, 2014
brito:




I hide mine, how are you doing ?

I'm good, don't let's derail this thread. I'll be there now.
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by macof(m): 12:33pm On Nov 06, 2014
OJODEL10:
i want you to knw that nt al animals can die in water and worms can live in water. perhaps they can dig into the ground to stay there as in fishes and others. so god has ways he wil do his works.crab and others can burrow into the soil so they dont need noah's ark.

I was waiting for this

When a Christian can't explain his Bible and knows it is a lie he simply lies to himself by saying "god has his ways" "God can't be understood by human reason"
and he jst keeps feeding himself with the famous "Jesus is lord And saviour"

shigoslim:
Pls repent before is too late, Jesus love you try to encounter him. Am once like you but 2day am not thesame because i had encounter with Jesus Christ. Pls think my brother your Jesus may come at anytime to take your life, is the only one that redeemed your life from grave of death. pls dnt lose your life, I pray may u encounter Jesus Christ

seunben:


Good point. There is a reason he is called God. Mere human reasoning cannot comprehend his ways. His (God) ways are not our (human) ways.

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Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by macof(m): 12:38pm On Nov 06, 2014
tranxo:

Pre-Babel era, were ALL the people not living in one location? All the people in the world! Their population can't be that large to want to build a structure that could contain them all.
You run into problems when you start comparing the world of today with the young scanty world their. Christianity hinges on faith - belief in the unseen. You can never fully understand or explain spiritual things with a carnal knowledge. When God is involved in any assignment, expect overwhelming things cos He operates at a much higher level, and moves in mysterious ways.

EVERYTHING that God's hand is in often goes beyond human comprehension - that's where faith kicks in to take you the rest of the way. The story of Noah's Ark is more of spiritual than physical, for God is spirit.


Babel story is a lie. It never existed
My ancestors weren't there

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Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 12:39pm On Nov 06, 2014
Hawlahscho:


And nothing like that in the Quran right?

am not a Muslim

.I have no business with their religion
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 12:40pm On Nov 06, 2014
Hawlahscho:


And nothing like that in the Quran right?
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Weah96: 12:43pm On Nov 06, 2014
Noah also found two black people hiding in the woods near his cabin.

That's how we all got here. Hahaha.

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Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by astronautog(m): 1:07pm On Nov 06, 2014
Beta believe in jesus now bcus ignorance is no excuse just as in the law court
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by gatiano(m): 1:19pm On Nov 06, 2014
i was merely stating the size of the ark, not who and what went inside, obviously, the was not a world wide flooding, and it was not all animals of the world. the devil just wants you to give him all the thankyou for saving the whole world and letting you think that through him alone can the world be saved (my version). you are not a christian if you don't have the Quran and equally, you are not a muslim if you don't have the Bible. for one is a witness to the other and it clarifies the truth openly.
AlfaSeltzer:


Bible says otherwise. Stop blaspheming or else...

Genesis 7:17-21

17 The flood continued for forty days on the earth. The waters increased and bore up the ark, and it rose high above the earth. 18 The waters prevailed and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the face of the waters. 19 And the waters prevailed so mightily on the earth that all the high mountains under the whole heaven were covered. 20 The waters prevailed above the mountains, covering them fifteen cubits deep. 21 And all flesh died that moved on the earth, birds, livestock, beasts, all swarming creatures that swarm on the earth, and all mankind.
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:20pm On Nov 06, 2014
Weah96:
Noah also found two black people hiding in the woods near his cabin.

That's how we all got here. Hahaha.

Yes, And somewhere along the line, we dropped our jewish names and started calling ourselves olukoye, jide, musa, chidi, ngozi etc.

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Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:23pm On Nov 06, 2014
gatiano:
i was merely stating the size of the ark, not who and what went inside, obviously, the was not a world wide flooding, and it was not all animals of the world. the devil just wants you to give him all the thankyou for saving the whole world and letting you think that through him alone can the world be saved (my version). you are not a christian if you don't have the Quran and equally, you are not a muslim if you don't have the Bible. for one is a witness to the other and it clarifies the truth openly.

You should read verse 21 very well. All flesh, means every living being. Read the whole chapter even and you will see that there's no ambiguity that all earth was flooded.
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by gatiano(m): 1:37pm On Nov 06, 2014
by the time you use put the size of the ship and imagine the number of the animal species on earth (the male and female), how can they all fit in that ark? did puma grow wings to fly to this mid east region all the way from paraguay? all the macau flew all the way from brazil? did the polar bear come all the way from the artic northern region or the penguins from the south pole. This is why GOD has told us that mathematics is very important in our lives so that we might think. i am not saying you are not thinking, you are, you are just not paying attention. and please for GOD sake, GOD is not a magician. magician are liars and trickster, miracle is not different from that. GOD hates liars and tricksters. for that is the attributes of the devil.
AlfaSeltzer:


You should read verse 21 very well. All flesh, means every living being. Read the whole chapter even and you will see that there's no ambiguity that all earth was flooded.
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 1:41pm On Nov 06, 2014
gatiano:
by the time you use put the size of the ship and imagine the number of the animal species on earth (the male and female), how can they all fit in that ark? did puma grow wings to fly to this mid east region all the way from paraguay? all the macau flew all the way from brazil? did the polar bear come all the way from the artic northern region or the penguins from the south pole. This is why GOD has told us that mathematics is very important in our lives so that we might think. i am not saying you are not thinking, you are, you are just not paying attention. and please for GOD sake, GOD is not a magician. magician are liars and trickster, miracle is not different from that. GOD hates liars and tricksters. for that is the attributes of the devil.
Please do not blaspheme my Savior. Lucifer never lies. Yahweh is a liar.
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by gatiano(m): 2:14pm On Nov 06, 2014
lucifer, devil, satan is a murderer from the beginning, his desire of his father is what they did, he is a skunk, a liar, mischieviousness is all about him, and a thief. and the angel ask GOD, what will you create that will destroy, kill and cause trouble? GOD answered and said nevertheless, i know what you know not. GOD had a plan for lucifer after which his destination is the flames to die once and for all forever. his time ended 100 years ago, GOD so merciful even gave him time to repent. lucifer is not one person, it refers to a people of filth and abomination. When GOD says right, lucifer (they) will say left. if you are really the son of lucifer, you will know better than to oppose the people that agree with the wrong symbolic meaning of the bible. my question to you who does not even know right from left. who is lucifer?
sonOfLucifer:

Please do not blaspheme my Savior. Lucifer never lies. Yahweh is a liar.
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Hawlahscho(m): 3:06pm On Nov 06, 2014
Darkrebel:


am not a Muslim

.I have no business with their religion


Which one do you belong to then?
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 4:30pm On Nov 06, 2014
Hawlahscho:



Which one do you belong to then?

none
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Hawlahscho(m): 4:40pm On Nov 06, 2014
Darkrebel:


none


Through who do you contact God while praying?
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 4:47pm On Nov 06, 2014
Hawlahscho:



Through who do you contact God while praying?
.


lol ..what makes you think I pray.......I dont
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Hawlahscho(m): 5:17pm On Nov 06, 2014
Darkrebel:
.


lol ..what makes you think I pray.......I dont


***amazed***

you don't pray!

***I give up***

#runs out
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 5:19pm On Nov 06, 2014
Hawlahscho:



***amazed***

you don't pray!

***I give up***

#runs out

lol
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Boss13: 5:45pm On Nov 06, 2014
Interesting topic. In my own opinion, I think the Noah story was not real. If it was, then it was a natural occurrence like the rainstorm we experience and if you do not get shelter, then you cannot be saved. I also think not all species of animals were in Noah's ark and probably according to the writers, it may be all to them because the animal species at that time were all they knew of.

There is a God or Spiritual force that exist much higher as depicted in the bible, much gracious as assumed and much loving as known. From that force we came and to him we all must return. There are extraterrestrial beings that visit this earth but many cannot see them with the naked eyes except you are trained or you are a child. The same is applicable to radio wave, you cannot see or feel it but you turn on your radio and jam to the music or listen to the news.

There is no hell as depicted in the bible, maybe the early preachers or bible scholars misconstrued it or deliberately decided to manipulate it to favour their selfish interest. There are so many heavens and even Paul made mention of the 3rd heavens.

All religion were conceived for a purpose and all lead to this same spiritual force but many have been misinterpreted. Saying to yourself that you now accept Christ Jesus as your personal lord and saviour is a foul cry to entering heaven and not exactly the way Jesus himself explained. When you die and surely you will, the truth becomes unveiled and the catholics were right about purgatory (to me that is the hell fire, where you suffer for all the things you did to other mankind and even animals and if you are so materialistic, alcoholic and a sex freak, you suffer greatly because you must purge yourself from all these before you progress on your spiritual path). There are some of our dead relatives still roaming this earth in pains because they are still attached to the things of this world.

Reincarnation is real - believe or not. Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Moses, Elijah were mystics. Christ Jesus was the highest of them all and the greatest teacher to ever walk this earth surface.

My brief explanation might sound crazy - laughs. I have advised myself to stick to what I do, love my neighbours as myself (very hard to implement) and stop screaming that my religion or belief is better than others - actually none is. So christians should stop parading themselves and muslims should stop killing. Don't eat too much, don't drink too much, be good and do good without expecting any sort of benefits in return.

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Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Boss13: 6:01pm On Nov 06, 2014
Okay I just saw this thread on the Pope latest confession. I do not know if it is true but it confirms my assertion above.

https://www.nairaland.com/1981188/there-no-hell-fire-adam#27783323

I am not writing this for you to believe or argue. It is not my interest but to let you know all these confusion are unnecessary. For surely one day you will know the truth (either in this life or after) and if you truly want to know the truth now, you must prepare you mind
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 10:09pm On Nov 06, 2014
undecided

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Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by GooseBaba: 1:42am On Nov 07, 2014
Weah96:
Noah also found two black people hiding in the woods near his cabin.

That's how we all got here. Hahaha.

grin grin grin grin... Too funny.!!!
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by GooseBaba: 1:45am On Nov 07, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Yes, And somewhere along the line, we dropped our jewish names and started calling ourselves olukoye, jide, musa, chidi, ngozi etc.

Una two don craze finish....!! grin grin grin
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by Nobody: 6:37am On Nov 07, 2014
astronautog:
Beta believe in jesus now bcus ignorance is no excuse just as in the law court
Otondo. Believing in Jesus is ignorance.
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by astronautog(m): 7:03am On Nov 07, 2014
sonOfLucifer:

Otondo. Believing in Jesus is ignorance.
pls dnt insult me we are matured enuff to have an insult free talk.!ack to the matter I ask u again do u believe witches,demons,evil spirits existif yes then y don't u believe there is a higher power»JESUS CHRIST«
Re: Proof That The Story Of Noah Is A Fable And Unreal .... by dungas30(m): 1:20pm On Nov 07, 2014
Darkrebel:
Majority of the events in the Bible and stories never happened ..they are just tales ..stories... metaphors...fables...meant to guide you Christians.....Religion is a spiritual bond..and it has to be based on something....so stories ..oral tradition. ..all were gathered to make up that book....

For Example-- if you Christians doubt....then explain this...
How is it possible for we to have as much Animals as we do now...
Remember God instructed Noah to take animals into the ark before the flood began to prevent them from dying in the flood...he instructed him to take both male and female as found in Genesis.....
Fine....I can't remember the size of the ark now....check your Bibles...

so are you trying to say...Noah took
1. Two earth worms -male and female
2. Two crabs -- male and female
3. two vultures ...male and female....
two antelopes...Twp elephants...two cheetars..
two anacondas...two boas...two apes...two gorillas... two cockroaches....two pigs....two soldier ants....and all animals we have now?......
he must have taken them
.
right? that's what your bible says...cos if he didn't the Almighty Flood would have killed them all.......

Tell me...is this logical.....are you brainwashed....or too blind to see?

This Bible is a book of tales......

if that flood happened.....are you saying it covered --Lagos...sokoto...Berlin....ketu....port Harcourt...Milan...Iraq...grin grin

after all...your bible said ...the flood destroyed the Whole World......

Christians please..snap out of your trance..........
God is wonderful. his powers an way of doin tinz ar super human imagination. bro. dnt coz to urself sin an confuse urself coz u ar nt bound to no everyting. jst lyk how mensturation. an ur being alife

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