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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:13pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Vivipop: Have you slept with someone in his car and it didn't break down? otherwise how do you know is a fat lie? Is just questions o. @ op Some superstitions always work for those who believe in it. 1 Like |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nwedy(f): 1:14pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
;DIt happened to my school bus o |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Temptee101(m): 1:16pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Eyop:Really? So will you kindly put me in the know why my engine never knock after all these years? |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Coolheadedsam46(m): 1:18pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
C 9ja tinking... is datz wot can we say abt d whyt niggaz in outsyd 9ja |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Kieldgreat: 1:21pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
gmyguy: Sabi Boy....Oh! LUTH my dearest LUTH!!!. Saving hotel expenses since the 40's. |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Temptee101(m): 1:21pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
greggng:Baba.. e never reach like that now. Na curse you dey curse people ni? |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:23pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
jeffizy:heard this too..I also heard making love to a lady on her period while expecting a good fortune..will instead bring you bad luck. |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Ajascolove(m): 1:23pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Chai! Na wa o, still counting the number of commentators with experience in such act. 1 Like |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by SirAweezy(m): 1:27pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
If you believe this, you can believe anything.. I mean what kind of group of guys discuss this |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:32pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Monday morning! Smh 1 Like |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by unmask: 1:33pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Depends on the kind of car..... If you do it in a g-wagon... You will experience increased fuel efficiency, because it was made for it..... However, if you do it in a kia..... My brothers and sisters the devil has used you. 3 Likes |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Tosinville(m): 1:34pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
jeffizy:sure but it doesn't involve cars o!:::: maybe ur engine don almost knock before you have sex in the car lol..... You need regular check up for it. |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by ElFenomeno1: 1:34pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Dumb Thread. Daft OP! 1 Like |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by chumasmog(m): 1:35pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
HARDONBLIVE IT |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:42pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Doh I don't really believe this, But its quite indecent to think, talk more of its act itself. |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Shankboye(m): 1:48pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
jeffizy:all d car for yanky go don pack up be that 1 Like |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:49pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
keep trouble shutting |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nosyke(m): 1:57pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
chelseabmw: Oga Chelsea..........playing since 1800 |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by OROSUNBOLB(m): 1:59pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Human mind is incredible.If you believe so,then it will be so. 1 Like |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Mightyguy(m): 2:00pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
C question... |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Reference(m): 2:01pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
chidesco2: Is the insurers worst nightmare. |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 2:02pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
I was told if this same myth back in uni. lol |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by FlyboyZee: 2:02pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Well, I never believed it till I got hit. This happened in my hey days when the boy in me was bigger than the man then. lol... I got invited by one of my bros for a hang out and I decided to pick this babe to flex her along. I never had any plans to do her sha. But as it turned out, we hung out till about 2am and were all high on booze before dispersing from the joint. I drove her straight to a secured and quite residential area in town, parked along the road and then reclined the front passenger's seat all the way down and we had one hell of a sexx right there in the car with the engine running and the ac in full blast with all doors locked and head lights turned off. It was something else, like I never had sexx before. In short, it was great. After our thing, we struggled back into our clothes, we were more sober now. I returned the seat back to its position, opened the door disposed of the used CDs and then instead of engaging D, I did a funny thing. For no absolute reason, I engaged R and stirred the car away from the road as if attempting to climb the kerb in reverse gear. The next thing I heard was PFUUFFF!!!. The back passenger side tyre had been seared through by a rod protruding from a broken kerb slab. That was the same tyre I bought earlier in the day. I came down from the vehicle and saw what had happened. It was already about 3.30am and I wasn't in the mood to start changing tyres at that time of the night. So I dove the vehicle like that, dropped her off at her place and then headed home. The next morning I had to buy a replacement tyre. You see my story? So, whatever it is, I don't know and I don't care to know. It might be a coincidence or a prevailing superstitionthat had happened, but all I know is that I lost a brnd new tyre after fucckking inside the car. 1 Like |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by 4C2215131: 2:05pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
jeffizy: Straight Bull! |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by csbrown(m): 2:12pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
I do have sex in ma Bughati close to ayear now... Yet fuel neva even finish for d tank once, to talk more of developin fault |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by talk2dele: 2:12pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
i believe this post is valid because it may/maynot have happened to me once... however, i believe the researchers can do well to ask the producers of BANGBUS, the pornteam that shoots in buses. they would know from their 1000+ shoots. in conclusion, guys who drive after sex in their cars may be a little impaired ir weak and prone to accidents than otherwise lol, my take |
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Reference(m): 2:13pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
sultaan: That's why I don't go there anymore. Every repair must happen in my premises so that parts are really changed, bugs are not planted and of course no humping in the backseat. That's after curious coincidences. The passenger seat was always dropped further back than normal. Very suspicious. |
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