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Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by omophunky(m): 10:03pm On Nov 11, 2014
WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE? PLS HELP OUT OOO WAR BETWEEN MOTHER-IN-LAW AND WIFE

ARGUMENT:
{Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr.

{Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and he is still sucking.

(Mother} - I carried him for nine months.

{Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

{Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains.

{Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.

Please WHO OWNS A MAN? Tell me your answer.
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Nobody: 10:03pm On Nov 11, 2014
Nobody.
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by opyscol(m): 10:04pm On Nov 11, 2014
I rep Nairaland
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Elypsis(m): 10:06pm On Nov 11, 2014
Old archaic topic
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by donmalcolm21(m): 10:06pm On Nov 11, 2014
Behind every successful man is a woman. It means your WIFE.
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by iluvweed(m): 10:28pm On Nov 11, 2014
Wifey of cos... grin


My Mama wey my papa don use anyhow........ undecided
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 10:37pm On Nov 11, 2014
Who ever is phocking him! kiss

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Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Lordabas: 10:41pm On Nov 11, 2014







Without the mother, there is no man. . .

So a man belongs to the mother, while the wife belongs to the man
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Tallesty1(m): 10:42pm On Nov 11, 2014
Kanwulia:
Who ever is phocking him! kiss
You can't buy a man with sex
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 10:55pm On Nov 11, 2014
Tallesty1:
You can't buy a man with sex


I agree.
But you can own a MAN with sex!
A free, willing SLAVE! cheesy

If you can PHOCK a man gooooooood, you can own his SOUL for FREEEEEEEEE! grin

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Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Tallesty1(m): 11:00pm On Nov 11, 2014
Kanwulia:



I agree.
But you can own a MAN with sex!
A free, willing SLAVE! cheesy

If you can PHOCK am an gooooooood, you can own his SOUL for FREEEEEEEEE! grin
I prefer a plate of fufu with a egusi soup(no meat or fish) to 4 days of good phock
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2014
Tallesty1:
I prefer a plate of fufu with a egusi soup(no meat or fish) to 4 days of good phock

You must have a very "sumall fenis". . . .!
Like a lot of "guys" who make love to fufu day and night! grin

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Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Rapsainot(m): 11:10pm On Nov 11, 2014
Tallesty1:
I prefer a plate of fufu with a egusi soup(no meat or fish) to 4 days of good phock
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Nobody: 2:19am On Nov 12, 2014
God does
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Nobody: 2:32am On Nov 12, 2014
SILLY QUESTION
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Nobody: 2:51am On Nov 12, 2014
The wife as the custodian of your family (the most important unit in a man's life) !!!

It is like your mother has authority over you but your wife has power over you !!!
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Nobody: 10:30am On Nov 12, 2014
His maid!!!

[s]When did man become a property that people own?[/s] undecided
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Godmystrength: 11:26am On Nov 12, 2014
I do not even own my little son not to talk of a grown up man. Not even his father ''owns'' him... He is not a phone or laptop etc.....
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by freecocoa(f): 11:42am On Nov 12, 2014
Kanwulia:


You must have a very "sumall fenis". . . .!
Like a lot of "guys" who make love to fufu day and night! grin
You should get paid for your comments walai, they are nothing but legendary grin.
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 12:10pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
You should get paid for your comments walai, they are nothing but legendary grin.

Thank you jare! cool
Don't mind that BLOCK HEAD called Seun Osewa that has harassed me with his ijjatik, homeless, CYBER-URCHINS for over 7 years ke!
We go see who go first taya OR RUN GO HIDE WITH SHAME!!!! cheesy

"Boko Haram ROMANTICS na by force for OGUN STATE o"!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by freecocoa(f): 12:15pm On Nov 12, 2014
Kanwulia:


Thank you jare! cool
Don't mind that BLOCK HEAD called Seun Osewa that has harassed me with his ijjatik, homeless, CYBER-URCHINS for over 7 years ke!
We go see who go first taya OR RUN GO HIDE WITH SHAME!!!! cheesy

"Boko Haram ROMANTICS na by force for OGUN STATE o"!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!

Lol, grin

It's obvious them don already taya.
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 12:21pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
Lol, grin

It's obvious them don already taya.

I wonder why? wink
IF THE HEAD OF THE ROTTEN FISH HAS BEEN FED TO WORMS. . . . . .? grin
I dey wait dem ke! cheesy
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by freecocoa(f): 12:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
Kanwulia:


I wonder why? wink
IF THE HEAD OF THE ROTTEN FISH HAS BEEN FED TO WORMS. . . . . .? grin
I dey wait dem ke! cheesy
E be like say you no know say your comments have a way of shutting someone up, I really wonder how you do it, whether na the style of writing abi na the things wey you dey write, either ways, the thing be like talent and you know say, one can't compete with talent. cool
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 12:38pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
E be like say you no know say your comments have a way of shutting someone up, I really wonder how you do it, whether na the style of writing abi na the things wey you dey write, either ways, the thing be like talent and you know say, one can't compete with talent. cool

Muhehehehehe!
It just comes naturally.
I am known in my family for dat!

You are wrong though.
Only talent can compete with talent.

"OKOPLOR" nor by "OPEN EYE" abi? cheesy
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by freecocoa(f): 12:44pm On Nov 12, 2014
Kanwulia:


Muhehehehehe!
It just comes naturally.
I am known in my family for dat!

You are wrong though.
Only talent can compete with talent.

"OKOPLOR" nor by "OPEN EYE" abi? cheesy
Yea, my english is going really bad these days.sad

What I actually mean is that, since non of your E-BADU BELLE H-ENEMIES are talented in that area, they have to clear road for you, ofcourse if they could match it, them for never taya.cheesy
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 1:01pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
Yea, my english is going really bad these days.sad

What I actually mean is that, since non of your E-BADU BELLE H-ENEMIES are talented in that area, they have to clear road for you, ofcourse if they could match it, them for never taya.cheesy


Nooooooooooooow. . . .nothing wrong with your English. grin
I was only clarifying what you wrote about talent.


I think it is a conscience thing though.
Surprisingly, some people learned to cultivate "some"! How do you form gangs like pirates to attack and malign people you don't know? cheesy FOR YEAAAAARS TOO! grin. I DEY LAUGH O!!!
You know it is VERRRRRRRRRRRRY easy to attack people you don't know on a faceless forum for cowards.
It is a different BALL GAME when people actually can put a NAME or A FACE to the objects of their ENVY/INFERIORITY COMPLEX! grin

Alas! They underestimated "a user ID"!

There "sum of all fears" we're not unfounded.
There are MANY REASONS why an ID would be cause for ENVY OR INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

Just like 7UP. . . . .The difference is crystal CLEAR!

NL NA LEVELLER!

I lovvvvvvit, because it keeps me humble! kiss

Make dem come pass. . . .Make we dey look na!
Sebi SEUN OSEWA saying wan use this forum feed im family with my blood hehn?
Muhehehehehe!!!!

*Nne. . . .Make I go baff prepare for my flight. . . Back to work. . . .Ouch. . . Nice 5 days off!!!* cool
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by LordReed(m): 1:09pm On Nov 12, 2014
The day anyone tries to own me is the day they know how much I can do without them.

No man owns another man, we all share the privilege of association.

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Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by freecocoa(f): 1:10pm On Nov 12, 2014
Kanwulia:



Nooooooooooooow. . . .nothing wrong with your English. grin
I was only clarifying what you wrote about talent.


I think it is a conscience thing though.
Surprisingly, some people learned to cultivate "some"! How do you form gangs like pirates to attack and malign people you don't know? cheesy
You know it is VERRRRRRRRRRRRY easy to attack people you don't know on a faceless forum for cowards.
It is a different BALL GAME when people actually can put a NAME or A FACE to the objects of their ENVY/INFERIORITY COMPLEX! grin

Alas! They underestimated "a user ID"!

There "sum of all fears" we're not unfounded.
There are MANY REASONS why an ID would be causes for ENVY OR INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

Just like 7UP. . . . .The difference is crystal CLEAR!

NL NA LEVELLER!

I lovvvvvvit, because it keeps me humble! kiss

Make dem come pass. . . .Make we dey look na!
Sebi SEUN OSEWA saying wan use this forum feed im family with my blood hehn?
Muhehehehehe!!!!
grin grin grin
You are right though, carry go jare, nothing do you.
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Kanwulia: 1:12pm On Nov 12, 2014
freecocoa:
grin grin grin
You are right though, carry go jare, nothing do you.


Thank you my dia!
So long! kiss
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by freecocoa(f): 1:58pm On Nov 12, 2014
Kanwulia:


Thank you my dia!
So long! kiss
Yea, till I jam you for another thread. kiss
Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by osss: 3:11pm On Nov 12, 2014
To own man kwa? non of them own man. Man own hisself. He can always do without any of them.
But the op seams to be good in drama!!!!

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