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Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:04pm On Dec 01, 2013
nkwachiabel: you're just a foooool OP. Its ur Mohammed that's a drunkard. What do u think u knw abt the bible How abt ur Koran

Mo was not a drunkard. He was a pedofile.
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by lirusehn(m): 4:25pm On Dec 01, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Mo was not a drunkard. He was a pedofile.
serious! Confusion has eaten deep in2 u. U niru get a life bro
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:58pm On Dec 01, 2013
lirusehn: serious! Confusion has eaten deep in2 u. U niru get a life bro

A life like yours? No, thanks.
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:07pm On Dec 01, 2013
Jesus: Because I drink wine, they call me a drunkard.
Christians: No master, you didn't drink wine. Those calling you a drunkard are liars.
Jesus: . Anyway, when I die remember to drink wine to remember me.
Christians: We will, master. Anything you say we will do.

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Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by lirusehn(m): 5:07pm On Dec 01, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

A life like yours? No, thanks.
odibo la wasti
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:18pm On Dec 01, 2013
Even when the guy was at the point of death, his alcoholism wouldn't let him be. He was hanging on the cross and still begging for more wine.

John 19:28-30

28 Later, knowing that everything had now been finished, and so that Scripture would be fulfilled, Jesus said, ‘I am thirsty.’ 29 A jar of wine vinegar was there, so they soaked a sponge in it, put the sponge on a stalk of the hyssop plant, and lifted it to Jesus’ lips. 30 When he had received the drink, Jesus said, ‘It is finished.’ With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.

Imagine! The last thing your god tasted before he died was wine. Sour wine! Addicts will drink anything.

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Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by Saopedro(m): 6:16pm On Dec 01, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Even when the guy was at the point of death, his alcoholism wouldn't let him be. He was hanging on the cross and still begging for more wine.

John 19:28-30

28 Later, knowing that everything had now been finished, and so that Scripture would be fulfilled, Jesus said, ‘I am thirsty.’ 29 A jar of wine vinegar was there, so they soaked a sponge in it, put the sponge on a stalk of the hyssop plant, and lifted it to Jesus’ lips. 30 When he had received the drink, Jesus said, ‘It is finished.’ With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.

Imagine! The last thing your god tasted before he died was wine. Sour wine! Addicts will drink anything.
Get a life bro... *am sorry to say this* - Why displaying your level of foolishness on a public forum like this??
N.B: even, no real muslim will be saying all these rubbish

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Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:51pm On Dec 01, 2013
As soon as he saw a jar of wine, he said "I'm thirsty". Unluckily for him the wine has gone sour. This is a man on point of death!
If this is not alcohol addiction, I don't know what is.
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by macof(m): 11:47pm On Dec 01, 2013
Alfa is here again grin grin

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Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by Lionpikin(m): 1:50am On Dec 02, 2013
I just can't stop laughing..... cheesy

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Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:48am On Dec 02, 2013
Saopedro:
Get a life bro... *am sorry to say this* - Why displaying your level of foolishness on a public forum like this??
N.B: even, no real muslim will be saying all these rubbish

When my life reaches so low that I start worshiping a dead drunkard, I'll seriously consider ending it.
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by Rilwayne001: 10:23pm On Nov 18, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Are you trying to say that jesus was wrong when he said this?

Luke 7:34

34 But I eat my food and drink my wine, and you say, ‘What a glutton Jesus is! And he drinks! And has the lowest sort of friends!’

This alfa don burst my belle ooo grin grin grin


He he he grin
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by BossTtdiamonds(m): 10:40pm On Nov 18, 2014
Rilwayne001:


This alfa don burst my belle ooo grin grin grin


He he he grin

Gradually turnin' an Atheist??... I see you've chosen to follow in the path of your predecessors...
Soon you'll be like the ffg;
AlfaSeltzer
AgentOfAllah
and the likes... Congratulations..

And yes we know you dont argue with Nland Nitwts..oh!.. I see your Sig has changed..
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by Rilwayne001: 7:54am On Nov 19, 2014
BossTtdiamonds:


Gradually turnin' an Atheist??...

No.

Am not turning to any fvcking atheist, please state the reasons why you think am gradually turning atheist or else you remain a dumbaszzz undecided undecided


I see you've chosen to follow in the path of your predecessors...

How? please state how am following their path


Soon you'll be like the ffg;
AlfaSeltzer
AgentOfAllah
and the likes... Congratulations..
Your opinion doesnt count,

congratulate yourself on your mor.onity angry

And yes we know you dont argue with Nland Nitwts..oh!.. I see your Sig has changed..

And what about my signature?
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by BossTtdiamonds(m): 8:08am On Nov 19, 2014
Rilwayne001:


No.

Am not turning to any fvcking atheist, please state the reasons why you think am gradually turning atheist or else you remain a dumbaszzz undecided undecided




How? please state how am following their path



Your opinion doesnt count,

congratulate yourself on your mor.onity angry


And what about my signature?


Do I need to state the obvious...??
Plus your sig close the size=15pt with " [/size] "
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by Rilwayne001: 8:22am On Nov 19, 2014
BossTtdiamonds:


Do I need to state the obvious...??
Yes

You need to, you are the one that accused me of turning to atheist, then you av to state your reasons, cus i dont see anything obvious here undecided

Plus your sig close the size=15pt with " [/size] "

Whats with my signature? Please tell me and stop this your nonsensical attitude
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by sarahade(f): 1:16pm On Nov 19, 2014
Mtcheew.
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:26pm On Nov 19, 2014
sarahade:
U just want to justify the fact ur mohamed is a bastard. Peace

any proof?

I know he loves little girls and even married one and bleeped her at age of nine. But a bastard? I never heard.

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Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by Rilwayne001: 2:34pm On Nov 19, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


any proof?

I know he loves little girls and even married one and bleeped her at age of nine. But a bastard? I never heard.

Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:46pm On Nov 19, 2014
^^^butthurt
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by LadyVida(f): 5:19pm On Nov 19, 2014
Alfa devil has given u a crown of glory, Allah ur demonic god have blessed u from the pit of hell, see u there on the last day or rather when u die, seeds of boko haram
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by Rilwayne001: 5:32pm On Nov 19, 2014
LadyVida:
[s] Alfa devil has given u a crown of glory, Allah ur demonic god have blessed u from the pit of hell, see u there on the last day or rather when u die, seeds of boko haram [/s]

Shvt up.

he isnt a muslim undecided
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by malvisguy212: 11:43pm On Nov 19, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
Matthew 11:19

19 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.’ But wisdom is proved right by her deeds.”

The above passage is jesus trying to justify his lack of self-control when it comes to eating and drinking. It is a well established fact that jesus couldn't do without alcohol. There are many passages in the bible attesting to this. He even brought his own strong drink to a wedding. When he knew we was going to be arrested and probably killed for saying nonsense, he tried to institute a ministry of drunkenness by asking his disciples to always drink in his remembrance.

There are many things we don't know about jesus one of which is how he gets money to buy all this wine as he was jobless and homeless.
God's idea of the best wine is stated clearly for us in Isaiah 25:6 "And in this mountain The Lord of hosts will make for all people A feast of choice pieces, A feast of wines on the lees, Of fat things full of marrow, Of well-refined wines on the lees"
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:05am On Nov 20, 2014
malvisguy212:
God's idea of the best wine is stated clearly for us in Isaiah 25:6 "And in this mountain The Lord of hosts will make for all people A feast of choice pieces, A feast of wines on the lees, Of fat things full of marrow, Of well-refined wines on the lees"

Like father like son. As they say, apple doesn't fall far away from the tree...
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by herald9: 12:08am On Nov 20, 2014
grin
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by Weah96: 1:57am On Nov 20, 2014
malvisguy212:
God's idea of the best wine is stated clearly for us in Isaiah 25:6 "And in this mountain The Lord of hosts will make for all people A feast of choice pieces, A feast of wines on the lees, Of fat things full of marrow, Of well-refined wines on the lees"

God isn't following the cholesterol problem, obviously.
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by EvangSDKalu: 7:46am On Nov 20, 2014
I'm disturbed at the level of understanding being showcased in NL by our fellow youths when it comes to religion. I wonder why we can't live together with our religious differences, even when we are 100 years old as a country. Even though I'm a christians and also a Minister of the gospel, I love and relate with all individuals in any religion, respecting and learning what I can from them and with the help of the holy spirit win them over to Christianity. Everything about Muslim is not all bad, wrong or sin, many of us christians threatens non christians with hell and destruction. It's not that way. Christianity is not a religion but a life style, a walk of faith, and a free individual expression.

Back to the question :
I will be objective in my answers.

Matt 11:19

I want to tell you of a truth, Jesus may have took wine, or we say he took wine. In our Bible there's no place where it's says taking or drinking alcohol is sin.

Scripture has much to say regarding the drinking of alcohol (Leviticus 10:9; Numbers 6:3; Deuteronomy 29:6; Judges 13:4, 7, 14; Proverbs 20:1; 31:4; Isaiah 5:11, 22; 24:9; 28:7; 29:9; 56:12). However, Scripture does not necessarily forbid a Christian from drinking beer, wine, or any other drink containing alcohol. In fact, some Scriptures discuss alcohol in positive terms. Ecclesiastes 9:7 instructs, “Drink your wine with a merry heart.” Psalm 104:14-15 states that God gives wine “that makes glad the heart of men.” Amos 9:14 discusses drinking wine from your own vineyard as a sign of God’s blessing. Isaiah 55:1 encourages, “Yes, come buy wine and milk…”

What God commands Christians regarding alcohol is to avoid drunkenness (Ephesians 5:18). The Bible condemns drunkenness and its effects (Proverbs 23:29-35). Christians are also commanded to not allow their bodies to be “mastered” by anything (1 Corinthians 6:12; 2 Peter 2:19). Drinking alcohol in excess is undeniably addictive. Scripture also forbids a Christian from doing anything that might offend other Christians or encourage them to sin against their conscience (1 Corinthians 8:9-13). In light of these principles, it would be extremely difficult for any Christian to say he is drinking alcohol in excess to the glory of God (1 Corinthians 10:31).

Jesus changed water into wine. It even seems that Jesus drank wine on occasion (John 2:1-11; Matthew 26:29). In New Testament times, the water was not very clean. Without modern sanitation, the water was often filled with bacteria, viruses, and all kinds of contaminants. The same is true in many third-world countries today. As a result, people often drank wine (or grape juice) because it was far less likely to be contaminated. In 1 Timothy 5:23, Paul was instructing Timothy to stop drinking the water (which was probably causing his stomach problems) and instead drink wine. In that day, wine was fermented (containing alcohol), but not necessarily to the degree it is today. It is incorrect to say that it was grape juice, but it is also incorrect to say that it was the same thing as the wine commonly used today. Again, Scripture does not forbid Christians from drinking beer, wine, or any other drink containing alcohol. Alcohol is not, in and of itself, tainted by sin. It is drunkenness and addiction to alcohol that a Christian must absolutely refrain from (Ephesians 5:18; 1 Corinthians 6:12).
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by lastmessenger: 11:03am On Nov 20, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
Matthew 11:19

19 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.’ But wisdom is proved right by her deeds.”

The above passage is jesus trying to justify his lack of self-control when it comes to eating and drinking. It is a well established fact that jesus couldn't do without alcohol. There are many passages in the bible attesting to this. He even brought his own strong drink to a wedding. When he knew we was going to be arrested and probably killed for saying nonsense, he tried to institute a ministry of drunkenness by asking his disciples to always drink in his remembrance.

There are many things we don't know about jesus one of which is how he gets money to buy all this wine as he was jobless and homeless.
Still waiting for the day of your funeral.Atleast then I can benefit by eating and drinking free.for now you wrote rubbish.
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:05am On Nov 20, 2014
lastmessenger:

Still waiting for the day of your funeral.Atleast then I can benefit by eating and drinking free.for now you wrote rubbish.

That is if I don't attend yours first.

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Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by lastmessenger: 11:11am On Nov 20, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


That is if I don't attend yours first.
Lol. Is it not you that said you will soon die .Please free my Jesus. If you don't like him is better to ignore him and live your own life.
No mind me o. I don't pray for your death.
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by ademi87(m): 2:21pm On Nov 20, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Doesn't change the fact that he was a drunkard. He said it himself. See the bolded on the op.
dis alfa is a complete idiot...ur muhamed married 4 wives nd nobody talked abt it infact u even turned it to ur tradition nd u r here sayn mumbo jumbo
Re: Jesus Was A Drunkard. Yes, He Confessed. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:05pm On Nov 20, 2014
ademi87:
dis alfa is a complete idiot...ur muhamed married 4 wives nd nobody talked abt it infact u even turned it to ur tradition nd u r here sayn mumbo jumbo

please do not associate me with arabic pedofiles.

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