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MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by tomiobj(m): 9:00pm On Nov 24, 2014
First of aall. All the gaalz that av entered tru d back door. the thunder that will fire you is doing press-up


MAGAIsm-( verb ) used whereby a girl scams you of cash/airtime/tfare/bis or any other material item whereby you caant afford it for yourself...occurs in every male





How do you prevent a gal from maga-ing you..without making her hate you...very impossible.
*Update. New prevention. But nt 100%safe. Go around with an empty wallet and keep money in ur pocket. So wen she aasks for ur walllet. Convince her ur broke with the empty wallet
K.A.M-kick against maga-ism
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by will1am: 9:01pm On Nov 24, 2014
grin
MAGA ( verb) : The victim of MAGAism, most likely a male. Eg. Tina said her MAGA number 20 just sent her airtime


Say NO to maga-ism

Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Highflyer3(m): 9:05pm On Nov 24, 2014
What is this cashew head saying? undecided
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by tomiobj(m): 9:06pm On Nov 24, 2014
Highflyer3:
What is this cashew head saying? undecided
Bros. U sound like you have been maga'ed
I feel ur pain grin

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Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by ronald4lif(m): 9:14pm On Nov 24, 2014
Sadly, the only way to avoid maga-rism is not to have a girlfriend. Having a gf is very tasking and demanding, and parting away with money is inevitable. Even when married you still keep spending on a woman needless to say a relationship/gf. Every guy pays for sex in one way or the other so if one don't want to be maga-rized the only option is stay off women. This is not to say I am in support of the maga-rism trend of today's girls but truth must be said regardless.

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Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Highflyer3(m): 9:15pm On Nov 24, 2014
tomiobj:

Bros. U sound like you have been maga'ed
I feel ur pain grin
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Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by tomiobj(m): 9:17pm On Nov 24, 2014
ronald4lif:
Sadly, the only way to avoid maga-rism is not to have a girlfriend. Having a gf is very tasking and demanding, and parting away with money is inevitable. Even when married you still keep spending on a woman needless to say a relationship/gf. Every guy pays for sex in one way or the other so if one don't want to be maga-rized the only option is stay off women. This is not to say I am in support of the maga-rism trend of today's girls but truth must be said regardless.
u don't need to av a gf to suffer from magaism
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by ronald4lif(m): 9:23pm On Nov 24, 2014
tomiobj:
u don't need to av a gf to suffer from magaism

Well, if that's the case this one don pass magaism. I mean being magarized by a supposedly gf may be understandable but being so with a 'no string attached' female is beyond magaism. Pure madness
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Nobody: 9:24pm On Nov 24, 2014
tomiobj:
MAGAIsm-( verb ) used whereby a girl scams you of cash/airtime/tfare/bis or any other material item...occurs in every male





How do you prevent a gal from maga-ing you..without making her hate you

K.A.M-kick against maga-ism
LIE, BIG LIE. Not all males allow themselves to be duped by a chic. I for one have never and will never be duped by any girl no matter who she is. Only sissies get duped.





NA WE DEY MAGA THEM INSTEAD grin
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by kenrish2(m): 9:28pm On Nov 24, 2014
its only natural some will shop u while u will shop some.
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by tomiobj(m): 9:32pm On Nov 24, 2014
ronald4lif:


Well, if that's the case this one don pass magaism. I mean being magarized by a supposedly gf may be understandable but being so with a 'no string attached' female is beyond magaism. Pure madness

Ur in d UK. Just let naija galz handle you
White galz r d easiestcreatures to maga. Wen u rdesperate. D gal will scam u
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by tomiobj(m): 9:36pm On Nov 24, 2014
sylvalord:
LIE, BIG LIE. Not all males allow themselves to be duped by a chic. I for one have never and will never be duped by any girl no matter who she is. Only sissies get duped.





NA WE DEY MAGA THEM INSTEAD grin

Bros. U dey lie dyeeee. So in ur whole lyf. A gal has never duped u
*buying sth for a gal which she can afford counts. Eg bis or a 'gift' when it's nt her birthday
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Nobody: 9:44pm On Nov 24, 2014
Simple ways to avoid being MAGA(ed)grin.

1).DON'T FALL FOR ANY CHIC: If you can be like me and only approach girls because you want to "chop and clean mouth" then your chances of being maga(ed) will be reduced. if you dey form romeo undecided, my brother the rate at which you will be maga(ed) is... shocked
HOW IT WORKS: When you don't av any feeling for the girl, you don't care what she thinks, you don't care if she leaves, you will be more blunt to her e.g my roommate(An "unmagarable" dude like me)cool once called a girl and told her plainly that he was Hot and wanted sex; she agreed and he banged her that day without spending a dime while another roommate of mine called his GF whom he loves so much(yea right, like anything called love exists) and he had to take her to an eatery before he could even get to kiss and smooch her. So you see, it pays to "throw love to the winds" undecided and just go directly to the point AS LONG AS U KNOW HOW TO PLAY UR CARDS WELL.

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Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Nobody: 9:50pm On Nov 24, 2014
tomiobj:

Bros. U dey lie dyeeee. So in ur whole lyf. A gal has never duped u
*buying sth for a gal which she can afford counts. Eg bis or a 'gift' when it's nt her birthday
I repeat: i have never and will never be maga(ed). must everybody be like you? undecided. My close female friends know better than asking me for unnecessary things, i buy things for a girl without her asking to surprise her if she has been a good girl
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Nobody: 10:08pm On Nov 24, 2014

2.BE TOUGH ON ANY GIRL WHO ATTEMPTS TO MAGA YOU: When a girl tries to maga you and you don't fall, she will think she was not persuasive enough and will try again. To make her stop trying, make it clear to her that you are not the "magarable" type, you can do this by being tough and forming angry when she tries to maga you. e.g read this convo btwn jane and jimundecided

jane: hello dear
jim: (suspects she wants to maga him because she greeted first which is unusual) hi, how are you
jane: i'm fine and not fine and you
jim:ok. i'm fine and fine
jane:haba, you didn't even ask why i'm not fine sad
jim:you said you are fine and not fine so i suspected your body is not fine while your soul is fine, just rest and you will be fine.
janesadmtchew, this "akagum" will make this hard for me) lol, you are realy funny o. well it's not something rest can take care of.
jimsadFYM you wan maga me abi?) then what is it?






TO BE CONTD
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Nobody: 10:18pm On Nov 24, 2014
CONTD.
jane: My hair has stayed too long and peeps are starting to insult mesad
jim:Ehya, change it now.
jane:I want to, can you please help me with money to change it?
jim:when did we chat last?
jane:is that important?
jim:you are very silly. do i look like your BF or your dad? my friend look for someone else to joke with you tranny angry
jane:shocked sorry, i'm very sorry (goes offline immediately)











YEA, THAT HOW WE TREAT HOES cool

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Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Nobody: 10:23pm On Nov 24, 2014

3.SURPRISE GIRLS WHO DESERVE IT: A girl who doesn't ask for anything deserves everything. Don't be so selfish angry buy things for that good girl who never asks smiley

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Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by wordbank(m): 10:37pm On Nov 24, 2014
Until thunder fire d babe wey go enter dis thread... I no get comment grin
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by tosyne2much(m): 11:49pm On Nov 24, 2014
OP, you just dey make me grin

Just here to read comments.. Don't know if I shld also comment
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Taleeysun(f): 1:23am On Nov 25, 2014
Okay then, guys get well soon
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by missdebs(f): 1:43am On Nov 25, 2014
tnk God i no comment
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by tomiobj(m): 5:33am On Nov 25, 2014
sylvalord:

3.SURPRISE GIRLS WHO DESERVE IT: A girl who doesn't ask for anything deserves everything. Don't be so selfish angry buy things for that good girl who never asks smiley
ADVANCED MAGA-ism. Dat is a serious case. If d gal dosen't ask for anything nd u buy tns for her. U gal is magaing u remotely
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by tomiobj(m): 5:34am On Nov 25, 2014
sylvalord:
I repeat: i have never and will never be maga(ed). must everybody be like you? undecided. My close female friends know better than asking me for unnecessary things, i buy things for a girl without her asking to surprise her if she has been a good girl
Still MAGA-ism
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by FLAWLES(f): 5:49am On Nov 25, 2014
Hehehehe...i dint pass through d back door oooo cheesy
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by tomiobj(m): 6:36am On Nov 25, 2014
FLAWLES:
Hehehehe...i dint pass through d back door oooo cheesy
. Ehnn. Mami water. Go bk where u came from
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by FLAWLES(f): 7:12am On Nov 25, 2014
tomiobj:
. Ehnn. Mami water. Go bk where u came from
.Papi water wah did i do to u?
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Nobody: 7:12am On Nov 25, 2014
tomiobj:

ADVANCED MAGA-ism. Dat is a serious case. If d gal dosen't ask for anything nd u buy tns for her. U gal is magaing u remotely
you are a big fool. maybe the kind of girls you move with think of nothing but duping you and they always succeed despite the fact that you are a selfish mofo. may you continue to be maga(ed) forever
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Nobody: 7:17am On Nov 25, 2014
tomiobj:

Still MAGA-ism
so if i buy things for a girl of my accord without being sweet talked i'm a maga? you must be a retard, thats the only explanation i can give to ur inability to think. you are a selfish jjackass and for this reason, you will forever be a maga.
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by 5minsmadness: 8:29am On Nov 25, 2014
There is a thin line between being Magaproof and being stingy. If the girl is nice and doesn't make unnecessary demands you can buy something for her once in a while. But if she starts taking advantage of that and tells you to buy her human hair, magaism don start be dat.
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Fkhalifa(m): 10:10am On Nov 25, 2014
sylvalord abeg keep them coming,have already copied your posts,infact this is the thread have been waiting for...
not been magaed though,but i fear the girl ill hate and stop relating with me,while another guy ill b spending and having the funs with her,whilei sit here pained.
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Nobody: 10:53am On Nov 25, 2014
Fkhalifa:
sylvalord abeg keep them coming,have already copied your posts,infact this is the thread have been waiting for...
not been magaed though,but i fear the girl ill hate and stop relating with me,while another guy ill b spending and having the funs with her,whilei sit here pained.
shhh, i dey write exam.
Re: MAGA-ism the worst disease guys suffer from all over the world(GUYS ONLY) by Cholls(m): 1:02pm On Nov 25, 2014
My brother Ronald4lif what can I say cool

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