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Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by coachwilcox(m): 10:23am On Nov 25, 2014 |
My maga experience 2 Likes
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Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by moneyhungry(m): 10:24am On Nov 25, 2014 |
Robodosky:Please can you send me money for waec fees?. I'm from otueke and I have no shoes. I however believe that I shall do my masters in France. 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by snakie86: 10:24am On Nov 25, 2014 |
dabrake: Dont fall yet my broda.....more pics coming soon |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by toygod2: 10:24am On Nov 25, 2014 |
hmmm, pathetic stories |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by 1Dray(m): 10:30am On Nov 25, 2014 |
mobuch: Lies spotter, tell yours and stop labelling someone else's post 'Lies'. You can't be "fooled"? does he even know you exist? Stop been a hater, show some respect to your elders... Respect is reciprocal! |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by adedayor08(m): 10:32am On Nov 25, 2014 |
mine is rather funny ... a lady called and say she was operated for appendix and that I should please send her 5k 10mins later hold and be hold the same girl passed in front of me on a bike (okada)... isn't that fascinating 2 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by samkevie: 10:41am On Nov 25, 2014 |
adedayor08:God work in wonders..lol 3 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by kenniesam: 10:48am On Nov 25, 2014 |
tosyne2much:i wonder oo |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Vikkie14: 10:49am On Nov 25, 2014 |
Iffffffy:I dont have the time to abuse you back or drag issue with you. Afterall, children has bombarded this forum. So, i wont get frustrated as you are. But, don't step on my toe next time because i may not be gentle with you. #peace 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by kings11ng(m): 10:50am On Nov 25, 2014 |
musicwriter:broke dude calling others broke.... I hail oh 3 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by StoneColdBiceps(m): 10:51am On Nov 25, 2014 |
ayoola2002: Hehehehehe na so d facebook s(he-)maga Come send me friend request, after i no answer and eventually did, d maga con dey tell me say she dey AAU, as i image to decipher AAU i told him ekpoma? S(he) said yes. And dat i shld send him recharge card N100 (supposedly to start d magathone with)...i'd earlier told he(r) to call me after s(he) refused to give me her number so i sent mine. S(he) told me her fone is bad and i told her "ur fone is bad how dyou now want to recharge if i send u credit?" S(he) ws just blabbing and ddnt respond...at dis time i gave him some crious warning dat if he ever chat me again i go give am e-back hand slap! Na so s(he) run and till tomorow she has not got back... Advice to de-maga urself: Do not accept friend request just any how and especially if u dont know d person. Check d persons foto befor accepting; if its one or two fotos then dats a sign of magarita. Etc etc ....So i checkd d name d maga used to disguise and i saw an innocent and d real owner of d identity d she-maga used and i sent her a request but shes yet to accept...probably shes aware her identity had been cloned.i had wanted to tell her her identity is been used for magathon. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Emmyginger(m): 11:00am On Nov 25, 2014 |
hmm! story story....... |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by johnsonsegxy: 11:11am On Nov 25, 2014 |
activefibre1: Hahaha bros, you the man mehn. (Quote) (Report) 10000000 Likes (Like) 1 Share (Share) 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 11:13am On Nov 25, 2014 |
toxiflam:who cares |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Eberex(m): 11:14am On Nov 25, 2014 |
MsAnne: Oya i'm sorry. Don't cry on me. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Eberex(m): 11:15am On Nov 25, 2014 |
MsAnne: Oya i'm sorry. Don't cry on me biko! |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by lanrexdo(m): 12:02pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
hhhahahaaaahahaha Slonge2: |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 12:16pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
1Dray: Thunder fire u there; liitle brat with no respect |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by keemtarn(m): 12:20pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
last person to be magaric! |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 12:34pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
musicwriter: shu!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by tosyne2much(m): 12:39pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
adedayor08: Hahahahahahaaha lwkmd this is so hilarious... Falls from an aircraft 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by snakie86: 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
snakie86: And the conclusion.... 3 Likes
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Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by dabrake(m): 1:42pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
snakie86:Chai!!!! The expected magaree refused to fall for the magarer. Lol. Stupeed girl. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by ngona(f): 2:13pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
Very funny sha, how some girls behave. Begibegi! |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Zehner(f): 2:22pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
....and she keeps calling him an intruder. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by kene05(m): 2:30pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
Preciousone4ril:Culled from sexlifein9ja I guess. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 2:38pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
i wonder, do generous and rich dudes see themselves as mugus if they choose to help their female friends? i mean, if you truly like someone, are gifts and money not part of wooing the person. #looks around thread#- just see the way males are bitterly complaining. Poverty is indeed a bastard. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 2:42pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
4 yrs ago when i was doing ma predegree programme for lautech..i met this girl which i liked very much..i fit call am 10 times in a day jst to ask her abt her welfare..sometimes rain go dey fall i go still go her house dragging my rummate along..i like dis babe die to d extent of getting jealous whenever i saw a guy text her despite d fact dat i didnt ask her out.. but everything came to a crashing end when on a fateful friday afternoon she called me,before i could say a word d fone went off i ran wif d speed of light to d nearest business centre jst to call her..finally i got connected to her only for her to tell me dat she needed 7k for her putme..i told her dat i myself havent payed d money..na so she come vex talk say i be wicked person untop say i no fit borrow am ordinary 7k..ma ppl all d love wey i gey 4 d babe run commot o.. 3 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by tosyne2much(m): 2:56pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
koyyes: What is this bush man/woman saying ? Is it that you lack question answer skill or you are dumb to understand the post ? Are you trying to say you can't differentiate the difference between maga-rizm and normal spending ? So referring to those sharing their maga-rizm experience as ppl suffering frm poverty shows you are a dumb broke hypocrite Get that into your head you broke asss nincompoop claiming rich man on the internet 5 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 3:10pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
Billyonaire:billonaire...shey u get up to 5k for bank |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Eberex(m): 3:15pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
This happened during my one year transfer to akwa ibom last year. The location;Ikot Ekepene. I met this lady on, i think wechat. We started chatting and getting to know each other. But her profile picture wasn't that bold , so i couldn't picture the face but she does have a very cute body, her hips were killing. I asked her to meet me by 5:30pm at a particular Park which serves as a recreational place. She agreed. I arrived ten minutes earlier and sat where i can have a proper view of people walking in. At exactly that time she pinged that she was already there, where was i? i typed back asking her ; ''what are u wearing''? She: ''you what are you wearing?'' Me: ''A red shirt''. She: ''i have seen you'' I started to search but couldn't see her, not until i sighted two people, both females. She was wearing the same dress she wore on her dp. Behind her a plumpy fair lady too, and it was obvious they were together. i said to myself (why she come with her friend na). On getting closer to where i was seated i noticed this my wechat friend was an ''old cargo'' (you know this women with fine body, but their faces are covered with enough make-ups to make them look fine and younger whether by fire or by force). Shit! i said to myself silently. She came and sat beside me. Introduced me to her friend and we all tried to get friendly. Ol boi this lady was in her late thirties if not early forties if i'm not mistaken and right in that moment i regretted my action and i started plotting for a way to escape. Me: lets find a place to have some drink She: okay. Me: I can see some restaurants/bar across, lets go there. She: Noooo, i don't like there. i have a good place we can go to. Me: where is that? She: somewhere at Aba road. We just need to take a bike there. Me: okay We stood and walked towards where the okada riders are parked. She told the okada man ''kpom kpom nyom tal.......whateever'' anyway she spoke in their dialect and told him where to drop me. i climb okada, and she told him to go, that she and her friend will take another okada. On my way, after covering some distance i turned around to see if they were behind us, but i didnt see them (i thanked God). I told the okada man, :young man, take me back to that okada park'' Okada man: Oga why na Me: you dey mad? common go back to that park! As he was about to make a u-turn i screamed at him! Me: hey!! no try turn o! find another route. He diverted and drove me towards the park, but i changed my mind on the way and told him to head for the main market, so i can get some food stuff. Not long we got to the main market, my phone rang. It was her. I picked up and she asked ''where are you now? we are there! and i replied. Me: ''so soooryyy, i got a call from work, that there is an emergency'' i'm on my way there now'' She: God punish you! stupid! you useless man! what do u take me for..... let me catch you ooooo....ehhhhh..bla bla bla I hung up and deleted her number. I didn't go back to that recreational park for some time, cos i was thinking.....what if she plan to wait and identifies me. she might call area boys. Me wey i be foreigner wey no understand their language. Na so i escape her o. these akwa ibom gals like drinking it that must go with roasted chicken. I knew if i had gone there with her, she and her friend for order wetin go make me sell my wrist watch, shoe and phone. 6 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by komek(m): 3:31pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
musicwriter: You are an empty head. When someone is using falsehood to get money from u, u call them good girls and the guys broke ass? In ur family how many people u don dash 4k? Or when someone hides under the guise that he is a lady to get some cash from u and meanwhile he is a fellow man. Is it that u did not understand the topic or u just tried to be si..lly.? Your babe is different from the people the thread is discussing about my friend. If u dont have anything to say , just read like iam doing before u interrupted. 3 Likes |
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