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The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by tosyne2much(m): 1:22pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
it takes a miracle if you have never claimed one of these on this forum Here I go 1. Ladies find it difficult to believe I'm single because of my handsomeness. Many at times, they turn me down 'cos they presume I'm a player 2. Getting under a lady's skirt is the easiest thing for me. I dont undergo any stress b4 they give in 3. Tallness and handsomeness is the least of my worries. I'm not tall nor handsome yet I have got so many ladies chasing me around. The way you play your game is all that matters 4. Ladies in my street are always staring at me each time I walk past them because dem dey gbadun my package 5. Any lady who tells me she doesn't want sex in a relationship is not ready to date me then 'cos I can't afford spending unnecessarily without test running 6. No lady can turn me down cos I'm always on point, well dressed, eloquent, funny and financially stable 7. I have never PMed any lady since I have been on this forum because I don't want to de-rep myself 8. The thought of ladies is the last thing on my mind *if I hear* 9. I'm not freaked about virginity because most of them are dumb & inexperienced 10. I don't roll with gold diggers who demand unnecessarily. Any lady who cannot date for because I'm broke should go to hell Let lies, forming & pretence Begin 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Hazardd(m): 1:24pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Observing.. |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Princecalm(m): 1:25pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Guy no dey cari last na, but most claims there are mere ones. |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by ipleddge: 1:32pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
I no dey claim any of these You not put my own I don't believe any nairaland girl claiming she is a virgin.even no virgin if I never confirm am say u be virgin |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by lilmax(m): 1:36pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by remsonik(f): 1:42pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
My car broke down and its with the mechanic. (Lie.....bros u no get car Na leg u dey take waka ) Idont like driving in traffic. ( u never even learn driving sef) I banged that chickk when she came over yesterday (most of una still dey pray for your first sekks experience before u start acting like pros in the act) I don't like chubby girls..... (,most of you are silently crushing on toolz and other fat ladies yet cos of what society would say you avoid them and to be seen with them) Dazall for now, I will modify if I remember more 2 Likes |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by chibwike(m): 1:43pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Haba...tosyne2much slow down now....Allow us to miss you. 3 Likes |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by tosyne2much(m): 1:46pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
chibwike:no nex chibwike.. Just posting them out of my leisure time |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Nobody: 1:50pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
tosyne don they create thread faster than andyblaze this days,,anyway Lemme contribute I love to marry a virgin gal,,bro virgin don nearly finish for market ohh |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by aventura: 2:44pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
okay |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by thrizzle(m): 3:13pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
This guy and his threads sha. |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by ggrin(f): 3:31pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Soooooooooooooo on point That iceberylin guy too dy claim frosh |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by tosyne2much(m): 3:31pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
thrizzle:oga mi, wah happened to my thread ? |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Nobody: 3:56pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
I make sure I take care of my 8, 9, 10inches etc dick. Meanwhile, his thing nur pass 6inches. |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Tymax(m): 3:59pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Even before clicking, I knew it would be 10. |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by thrizzle(m): 4:17pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
tosyne2much:Nothing bro I just dey hail o |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by tosyne2much(m): 4:23pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Tymax:vex oga mi.. Lemme reduce it to 9 |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Rapsainot(m): 5:50pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
number 5 |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Nobody: 6:44pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Lol, it's obviously true. There are things guys say via the Internet that carries "na lie" aS their letter head, the aforementioned are not one of them. 1 Like |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Nobody: 7:15pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
lolz. Very true, there are very few male NLders I take serious. |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by tosyne2much(m): 7:19pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:am I one of them ? |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Nobody: 7:25pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
tosyne2much: You know your case is very critical. Just when I am trying to convince myself you're the one, you just create one kind thread. Wetin concern u with person virginittttyyy? |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by tosyne2much(m): 7:33pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:you should know I'm a clown jhoor I'm a real dude behind the internet and I know it |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by Nobody: 7:36pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
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Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by iceberylin(m): 7:53pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
ggrin: |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by ggrin(f): 7:59am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by iceberylin(m): 9:48am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by passionate88: 10:51am On Dec 21, 2014 |
I am short, nearly albino, ugly and damn broke - Passionate88 |
Re: The Claims Of An Average Male Romancelander by ggrin(f): 10:55am On Dec 21, 2014 |
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