cococandy:
hmm trust me those kids will try it one day when one of them gets sick and the parents ain't home.

They will try it If U no cement the lie well well.

it happens to me too. shame won kill me. i had sent my housegirl errand and my husband returned and met me in the kitchen. he started romancing then remove my breast from the bra cup n started sucking and my househelp walks in. she was so surprise then ran away. i felt so ashame lol

xynerise:

Trying to keep it clean. Then I will quote "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"

But seriously, I would be shocked. I will later call them and tell them "What you just saw your mum and I doing is very dangerous and can kill when a child below 18 years tries it"

So after 18 they should start giving a head job what a decent father.

ITbomb:
Children seeing their parents in missionary style is excusable (dad on top of mum nothing else) but seeing mum eating dad's thing is disturbing
How do you explain that?

Explain by telling them she was licking a special ice cream meant for adults only.

bennyrazz:
this is how she should explain, "son, what you saw me did to your dad is what we call oral medication. I was giving your dad an oral medicine prescribed by the doctor. You have to first swallow the medicine and drink a little water then you pump it with your mouth into the genitals. It is very painful son and it is for very sick adults. Shekena

Its soo unfortunate situation though,but I seriously think dis suggestion wl work for dem n bet u d children wl belieave it

ITbomb:
Children seeing their parents in missionary style is excusable (dad on top of mum nothing else) but seeing mum eating dad's thing is disturbing
How do you explain that?

how them wan take talkam? Eeh? Talk na!
Na wan do that kyne style; na leave door open; eeh? I go try my best sha; but the matter strong![b][/b]

ASIN OP YU DEY SERIOUS

danielous:
Dont forget their parent were UNCLAD ;DDont forget their parent were UNCLAD

I know. That was why I said he falls from the bathroom. It is the easiest explanation. And their mind set could easily be shifted from what they saw. That was why I said she was rubbing his legs to ease the pain
I do not see anything in this.
A work colleague told us his son walked in on them having missionary. The kid jumped on top of them thinking they were playing. Though not a Nigerian kid. They are from Philippines

I wonder how my kids would come into the room without knocking,i would beat the hell out of them
1)for disturbing my enjoyment
2)mannerless act
3) for seeing wat they shouldn't see
and i would tell them what they saw is meant for married adults,if i lie to them they can be with friends and start discussing,children knows better this days

Sweetmarriage:

'goodmorning, papalette. i have something to ask because it's bothering a friend. her 7yr old twin sons ran into the master bedroom when their parents were having sex without knocking. actually, they saw how their mum was giving dad a bj. though they left when dad shouted at them, their parents are disturbed and doesnt know how to go about it with the kids.how to advise or explain things to the curious kids'

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nigerian-Papalette/312263085651212?ref=bookmarks

you 1st of all advice them not to barge into one's privacy without knocking or taking an excuse. And then tell them the truth that what they saw is called sex and can only be practiced with your wife alone(if at all they know what a wife is) that's the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Because there is likely the possibilty of them(children) seeing it or being told somewhere.

I thought the right place for the meat pipe is the meat hole, what's it doing in the mouth I mean do real parents do that . It's morally unacceptable! before giving those children any insincere advice they should apologize to them, then teach them how to knock. The whole family lacks manners.

chimkaire:
I don't understand English



Na this kain topic you dey carry mat enter wella

U nko? No b FP u cari foam enta?

U undstnd joor, yeye person

hahn:


This is the ONLY mature comment on this thread

This matter no get as e be. Mother wan brush teeth leave door open when them known say Goodluck and Buhari them dey house. . na the dad I feel most for! Those kids spoil show badly for am. Too bad

Lol just imagining things...

Hmmmm

And the kids we go to school and belike.. '' hey mike, Guys what we saw our parents doing'' :-P

xynerise:

That moment the man's dik will just deflate

lol[color=#000099][/color]

Nicklaus:
I thought the right place for the meat pipe is the meat hole, what's it doing in the mouth I mean do real parents do that . It's morally unacceptable! before giving those children any insincere advice they should apologize to them, then teach them how to knock. The whole family lacks manners.

You got a lot to learn in life my dear. What ever happened behind closed door between husband and wife is the beauty of marriage.

You don't even know what your parent does except if it's been communicated to you by them which I believe they have no reason what so ever to do that. So you are simply up to learn new thing everyday.

To summarize your question, yes parents/ married couple still do BJ and other things they are comfortable with.

Next time make sure the door is locked!

[quote author=Richy4 post=30614966]very easy explanation. kids your mom was helping me remove something. i slip and fell on the bathroom and your mom was robbing my legs. I am sorry for shouting on you earlier. just that i was in pain. simple why will he be worried over what is bound to happen. haba!!!!!!. it's not like they caught their parent stealing.


Are you sure mum was actually helping Dad and she was naked all over and her eyes lost in cloud 7 and it took her minutes to regain her senses when those idiot twins step in. A good child of that age suppose code when pale and mumsy dey do jagulova.I think those are not well trained.

I wonder why it is called a BJ?

Whenever I am lucky enough to receive one I notice that there is very little 'blowing' involved, quite the opposite in fact!

bennyrazz:
this is how she should explain, "son, what you saw me did to your dad is what we call oral medication. I was giving your dad an oral medicine prescribed by the doctor. You have to first swallow the medicine and drink a little water then you pump it with your mouth into the genitals. It is very painful son and it is for very sick adults. Shekena

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ITbomb:
Children seeing their parents in missionary style is excusable (dad on top of mum nothing else) but seeing mum eating dad's thing is disturbing
How do you explain that?

mehn, you funny die ooo, hahahaha

bukatyne:


What part of her post warranted this?

crazy folks everywhere

50calibre:


Hahahahahahahahaha this is epic

seriously

Sweetmarriage:

'goodmorning, papalette. i have something to ask because it's bothering a friend. her 7yr old twin sons ran into the master bedroom when their parents were having sex without knocking. actually, they saw how their mum was giving dad a bj. though they left when dad shouted at them, their parents are disturbed and doesnt know how to go about it with the kids.how to advise or explain things to the curious kids'

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nigerian-Papalette/312263085651212?ref=bookmarks

why the parents no come lock door na?

The best tin is talk to them about it. Start now and teach dem sex education since they ar up to 7yrs. Come out plain and tell them mum and dad is trying for another B̶̲̥̅̊âb̶̲̥̅̊y and they shouldn't do wat they saw or any other tin that involves sex.

Hav had dat experience, went to my elder sis house to spend som time. Den she her B̶̲̥̅̊âb̶̲̥̅̊y gurl was 1yr , I noticed dat anytime I carry her to sleep on my chest while she is still awake she will hold ♍ƺ and start using her waist to move up and down, dis went on for straight 3 days, I call my sis and told her wat I noticed and she laugh2d, telling ♍ƺ her daughter just woke up from sleep saw her and her husband and she slept back immediately, she said she neva believe she will be doin dat, maybe she tot they were playing, but since she is very small with time it will fade. Yes, it sure did after some days.

Ur kids are grown, §Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ talk to them before they start experimenting.

mickeymimi:
I always advise parents to check that they've locked their bedroom door (and install a lock if one is missing), I also tell them not to be devastated by a surprise visit.

Such an experience may be embarrassing, but the best approach is to remain calm and matter-of-fact. Parents can say, "We are having some private time together and we would like you to leave the room. Please be sure to close the door."

Parents should also go to the child to ask what he saw -- or thought he saw -- and to invite questions or offer reassurance about what has happened. A 3-year-old might wonder if anyone was being hurt (based on the sounds and actions), so it's a good idea to reassure him. No parent should feel ashamed of sex. Parents carry around the thought that they shouldn’t be doing this. If you just disappear and say nothing, then sex becomes a secret, and children don’t like secrets. kids are not necessarily traumatized by witnessing their parents doing it. “They may be shocked, or they might even think you’re fighting. Kids can come to all sorts of conclusions.” There could be many different ways to explain it, depending on your child’s level of knowledge.

my cousin's two kids were six and eight when they caught her and her husband doing the deed. Her husband’s panicked response? “Mommy and I are playing hide and seek!”

“The funny thing is,” says my cousin, “the kids then jumped on the bed on top of us — they wanted to play, too!” She doesn’t think her children realized what was really going on. To prevent a repeat incident, her husband recently put locks on their bedroom door.

my sister,leafam.... no be pikin of nawadays

if those kids now turn gays in future, dey wee now be blaming social media! mstcheww

xynerise:

Trying to keep it clean. Then I will quote "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"

But seriously, I would be shocked. I will later call them and tell them "What you just saw your mum and I doing is very dangerous and can kill when a child below 18 years tries it"

7 years old kids ooo!!!

I trust my ghetto kind of kids, they will just #yimu and hail you "Mummy, Mummy"

PARENTS SHOULDNT BOTHER THEMSELVES JOR....THOSE CHILDREN KNOW XCATLY WHATS THEY WERE DOIN.....


SHAYBE ITS 20TH CENTURY??
AND ITS THE YEAR 2015??
ND U SAID THOSE CHILDREN ARE SEVEN ?



HABA FOR THE FACT THAT U DONT KNOW THAT THEY KNOW, MEANS THAT THIER UNARGUABLY WISER THAN U...