joenicewake:
@Slimmy, forget about Americans and their bizarre misconception about Africa and lets talk about money.

There's an International Trade Fair next month in Enugu, Nigeria. I would definitely gonna be there. So what do we do to make money?

business section before you earn a ban. I don't even have anyone yet as a friend. I am still alone. Summer I will have time

Slimmy hope you still put me for mind o? I would really appreciate a cs student's contact for etsu, please. Either ms or phd. Thanks brother.

slimmy05:
You need to see wetin I face for North Carolina with one American Airline staff. The lady just dey rap like Twista, I got angry and told her to be calm. Omo, she vex ask me if I understand English? Me too vex, hehehehe, You would need to take it slow ma'am else I won't leave the stand. She start to para. For my mind I say see this people o, una charge me 25usd for my box, I still pay for flight, you come dey give me attitude. I stay there till the second colleague come attend to me. Blacks and arrogance, whites and attiude. .

But my brother, when those Idiot security come dey near us, fear begin catch me cos of their dogs. my afang leaf wey I grind

Prof Prof how you doing brother? I am sure you go don learn 5000 words now? How prep now?

profojah:

Broda how fa....

dicapino:
Howdy guys....edbid, sir riddy, Walspring, projah, Horayce slimmy...and every 1 else....just got my toelf result 107; R 26 L 29 S 23 W 29. thanks for your encouragment.

Wow... Congrats and keep it up big boss

PussySandie:

OK thank you sir

Thanks to God

slimmy05:
The next time you have a speech, talk about racism and they will become silent and cold. I mean intellectually citing Martin Luther King

I love this response

MsNas:
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Look at University of Massachusetts Lowell
University of Massachusetts Dartmouth. .
Florida State University. Those are the ones I know of. Google is always best for such search.

I can recall UMass Lowell weren't that problematic with admissions . Dunno about now cos that was in 2012

thanks,pls I'll get back to you when I'm done with sch search.....Louisiana state university has replied my email that I can apply for medical Physics. thanks.....

stevecrun:
Lol..you misunderstood me babe,It's normally refers to dirty south in reference to rap music that originates from the south.Normally used to refer to the southern part of the USA..Texas,Oklahoma,Tennessee,Kentucky,Louisiana,Mississippi,Alabama,Georgia,Florida,North and south Carolina.Hope you back from the windy city,i be call you last week..entered voicemail!!

I did the same but nah voice mail ooo..

Guy your voice tick like Eba ooo

Do you get my text on your phone

dicapino:
Howdy guys....edbid, sir riddy, Walspring, projah, Horayce slimmy...and every 1 else....just got my toelf result 107; R 26 L 29 S 23 W 29. thanks for your encouragment.

. Hmmmmmm.....congrats bro, I'm so happy for you.....

emmmmmmm


pls can you be my tutorial master for GRE and TOEFL?...I'm planning to write both exams by July.......Pls kindly help this little Stenon.......

Good day to you all........pls wen is the best time to apply for international passport as a prospective student for 2016 fall admision and that is willing to write GRE by July 2015?....thank you

sirRiddy:
Prof Prof how you doing brother? I am sure you go don learn 5000 words now? How prep now?

5000 words??. You wan kill me..wey I no be obahiagbon

Learning those thick words ain't easy without weeds...I thank God for weed provision and word assimilation... Still waiting for @warriboy21 to send his remaining 996 he cramed...

How's ife broda...

STENON:
Good day to you all........pls wen is the best time to apply for international passport as a prospective student for 2016 fall admision and that is willing to write GRE by July 2015?....thank you

Anytime you have your money because you can apply for it a day and get it that same day or the following day..

Walspring:


Anytime you have your money because you can apply for it a day and get it that same day or the following day..

okay, thank you so much.

Lol@weeds...
Ife is okay but cash short really. Picked a date yet?

profojah:

5000 words??. You wan kill me..wey I no be obahiagbon

Learning those thick words ain't easy without weeds...I thank God for weed provision and word assimilation... Still waiting for @warriboy21 to send his remaining 996 he cramed...

How's ife broda...

STENON:
okay, thank you so much.

Thanks to God

STENON:
Good day to you all........pls wen is the best time to apply for international passport as a prospective student for 2016 fall admision and that is willing to write GRE by July 2015?....thank you

Anytime but it advisable to have it ready, cos most schools will ask for your passport number when applying and also u need to have it before your Exam, cos it gonna be requested for

sirRiddy:
Lol@weeds...
Ife is okay but cash short really. Picked a date yet?

Bro na weed be d jinja..

Not picked yet...I'll pick when I'm fully ready. I noticed some people always drop 2-3 days to their exam, giving more available dates toward every GRE scheduled dates in Naija..
#still at d average level#. Wanna smash like You & Dicapino

Sorry about the cash bro, God go do am.
Abi Mk I dhl 2 baskets of weed for you?.

Wish you the best, bro.
As for the weed, I will pass
naija stress sef pass weed. Have a good night.

profojah:

Bro na weed be d jinja..

Not picked yet...I'll pick when I'm fully ready. I noticed some people always drop 2-3 days to their exam, giving more available dates toward every GRE scheduled dates in Naija..
#still at d average level#. Wanna smash like You & Dicapino

Sorry about the cash bro, God go do am.
Abi Mk I dhl 2 baskets of weed for you?.

Theflint1:
u got a pm.

seen

slimmy05:
How I go fall your hand, you be boss now, na 7.5/ 9.0 IELTS o, so you na my senior. No bring warri accent here o or else you go repeat your self tire.

when I arrived this city, I repeat myself tire so tay i start to use hand describe myself. I vex, when I reach house, open youtube run some black american ghetto movies, na him me self start. I am improving

The one wey pain me pass na one one mumu dey ask me if I sabi speak english I was like what d fccuk.

lol.. Next time, answer them in yoruba say "baba e o gboyinbo toh mi... I used to curse them when I first got here...
Anyways, I was able to catch up within first month of my stay here...
I now speak almost like a local... Now the question dey ask me is: "how come you speak so well?" And I be like: "do you have a mobile phone? Are you connected to the Internet? Oya ask google!!!"

zeezahbee:
WTF. I wish I was in that kind off class. I will tutor that professor

Anytime anything is said about your country, dont sit down and watch. stand up and shut them up or prolly tutor them more about africa.

mojeri eh!!! Me seff no dey dull that kind thing....

Good thing for me is, people around here see Nigeria as a big country... Nigerians are highly respected and loved here... I went to a dollar mart store, and the attendant asked where I came from. when I told him Nigeria, he was like: "You guys are definition of Africa"....
And dey no dey trouble us, maybe because of the Nigerian guy, Faruq's, issue of bombing an Aeroplane occurred here in Michigan

slimmy05:
You don't even need all that. Get your A's and leave them, you cant change their perception. Just give a speech about racism and they'll be cold.

right! Last semester, I was called Brainy in my math class... Just so you know, I made straight As... Till today, a guy keeps asking how I got that mathematical knowledge, I keep telling him that we, Nigerians, were trained for it... Seriously, he sees me as a genius...
He wants me to be his special math tutor... I declined cos hin no get my money for hand..

@slimmy05 Oh thank you so much and I really appreciate your effort on this case! I'm on whatsapp and I will PM my number right now I still av your 9ja number not sure if it's still active.

tayhur009:
@slimmy05 Oh thank you so much and I really appreciate your effort on this case! I'm on whatsapp and I will PM my number right now I still av your 9ja number not sure if it's still active.

ok. pm me your number. thanks

tayhur009:
@slimmy05 Oh thank you so much and I really appreciate your effort on this case! I'm on whatsapp and I will PM my number right now I still av your 9ja number not sure if it's still active.

active keh? Abi o ti active ni...

Walspring:


I did the same but nah voice mail ooo..

Guy your voice tick like Eba ooo

Do you get my text on your phone

I changed my phone number bro..i sent you my new number on watsapp now!!

Slimmy did you see the mention please? I said can I get a cs student contact there, please or is it inappropriate? Thanks

slimmy05:
ok. pm me your number. thanks

sirRiddy:
Slimmy did you see the mention please? I said can I get a cs student contact there, please or is it inappropriate? Thanks

It's against the federal law to release students email addy. Lol. I don't know any sha. But you would be good bro. I am here don't worry.

Idazbawz:
active keh? Abi o ti active ni...

I still have my number here active for active sake. Already got an AT&T, but am porting soon, I no fit jabo that 45usd again. Kilode.

Thanks man. I will mail you later.
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slimmy05:
It's against the federal law to release students email addy. Lol. I don't know any sha. But you would be good bro. I am here don't worry.

hi to everyone here
to those that has been approved,congrats
to those that are yet to be approved,you will be approved.congrats in advance.

kennyrony:

Anytime but it advisable to have it ready, cos most schools will ask for your passport number when applying and also u need to have it before your Exam, cos it gonna be requested for

alright, thank you very much, pls do you know how much it will cost?